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PoliticsRe: Nairalanders, Give Gej FEASIBLE Advice On Boko-haram. by yertyr(op): 3:22pm On May 15, 2013
@yomi... I wish others see it the way u do
PoliticsNairalanders, Give Gej FEASIBLE Advice On Boko-haram. by yertyr(op): 9:10am On May 15, 2013
Issues of boko-haram seems to be making headlines these days as the 'faceless' sect. shows no sign of curbing their evil doings. Unfortunately Gej's effort to apprehend them seems not to pass mere lip service as they are yet to bear GOOD fruits. However, the masses has not helped at all - describing his steps as too soft, lending provoking words to mouth and rubbishing the man's image.
Am not a fan of Gej (he lost my support during the subsidy imbroglio) but I think he has tried. I mean this man has created many security organization that I've lost count, declared state of emergency than any president, switched to dialogue, has even given amnesty, probed government officials- all in the act of stopping this sect. What more do u people seek of him? I don't see OBJ doing more if he were there. If anything, he deserves words of encouragement to intensify these effort. So nairalanders, if u think he hasn't done enough, give him a FEASIBLE advice on how to tackle BH. FEASIBLE advice please
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Masterpieces Made With Hundreds Of Anything by yertyr(m): 4:19pm On May 11, 2013
Beautiful
PropertiesRe: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by yertyr(m): 3:55pm On May 11, 2013
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PropertiesRe: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by yertyr(m):
nony30: @edenitis what makes u think trutalk and myself are •̸№t house owners?we don't have τ̲̅ȍ parade our achievements.Some of u small boys who managed τ̲̅ȍ pick up some lucky cash from a lucky deal now want τ̲̅ȍ become millionaires tru collection of rent. •̸№, Į̸̸̨ƭ doesn't work like that.Building a house is like choosing τ̲̅ȍ tie up ur money in an investment that will grow overtime instesd of living Į̸̸̨ƭ in a bank where Į̸̸̨ƭ depriciates.Or haven't u heard of rich men who just put tenants in their houses τ̲̅ȍ avoid decay?@ bigheart,pls act d name and think like a human •̸№t a beast!
landlord? U're kidding right? Guy you write like my sister's 10yr old. What are those funny shapes in ur comment?
@op, I'm not adept to these tenancy laws. All I do is create an agreement on paper(tenancy agreement) stating my 'conditions' for anyone who plans on being my tenant. If u like, u sign it... If u no want, u leave. For me it's 3months after notice(without pay save nepa bill).Even if u dey pay 10yrs rent, u must go.
SportsArsenal Virus by yertyr(op): 4:47pm On May 09, 2013
Check this out:
Thiery Henry left Arsenal to Barcelona, Frank Rijkaard left the very next season.

Patrick Viera left Arsenal for Juventus, Fabio Capello left Juve the next season.

Cesc Fabregas left Arsenal for Barcelona, Pep Guadiola went on a sabbatical the next season.

Van persie left Arsenal for Man United, Sir Alex Ferguson left the next season.

Do u think the 'PROF' doesn't know what he's doing?
CareerRe: Mistakes A Guy Must Not Make In His 20s by yertyr(m): 4:12pm On May 09, 2013
Mojibola: i do think everythn shld be in balance....that i av a girlfriend doesnt stop me from working hard.
read the write up again... I think you misunderstood d writer.
CareerRe: Mistakes A Guy Must Not Make In His 20s by yertyr(m): 4:07pm On May 09, 2013
One word- AWESOME
Car TalkRe: Why Is INTERNATIONAL DRIVING PERMIT Not Allowed In Nigeria. by yertyr(m):
When you start listing countries with high number of road accidents, Nigeria is ranked among the top 5. Like seriously, how many driving schools do we have?, how many driver know traffic rules and signs? How many good roads do we have? Are these not criterias 4 issuing this certificate or am I missing smth? The other day, Governor T.A Orji with his fleet of cars and 'security' forces opted to follow the lane of cars coming in the opposite direction just becos of a minor traffic jam in his normal lane; so u see, even our leaders ignore traffic rules... Smh
PoliticsRe: 2015: It’s Either A Northerner Or No More Nigeria - Farouk Adamu Aliyu by yertyr(m):
North: these people breathe 4 power, sleep 4 power, eat 4 power. OBJ deceived them... They've neva been absent from dat seat 4 dis long. In as much as I detest their rule, please give it to them come 2015. Am not saying this out of cowardice but when you look at events in the past-We, the masses have been at the receiving end... It all ends up with bloods of citizens being spilled... Buhari has talked of blood, the Igbos are seeking for biafra, the niger deltans are issuing threats, boko haram... God know say I no go even get voter's card talk more of voting... Call it unpatriotism, I call it 'not wasting time'.
PoliticsRe: Dire Consequences In Niger-Delta If Jonathan Is Not Re-elected - Presidency by yertyr(m): 9:35pm On Apr 25, 2013
colly227: unfortunately Militants will take over and it will hit Nigeria real hard cos life won't be targeted rather the economy will be crippled.
May God help us.
help u and who?... From ur comment u're the one in need of help.
RomanceRe: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by yertyr(m): 2:53pm On Apr 21, 2013
I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.
CelebritiesRe: Producers Dont Dare Ask Sex From Me - Annie Idibia by yertyr(m):
Oshiite: And if they do nko?heaven will fall abi?my dear,the only thing u have going for u is ur husband,without him u are nothing,u dont even know how to act,i dont feel u one bit,ur husband is so humble and ur always prattling,lie low for a while,let people miss u,take a lesson from dakore,she ll fine tune u
bless u broda 4 that... See annie feeling fly, so because 2face chose u from his lot, an insane gov. come carry car dash u, u've become immortal abi? Well, as they say...'put a beggar on a horseback, he/she wud ride to the kings'
CelebritiesRe: My Husband Now Calls Me Orobo - Mercy Johnson by yertyr(m): 10:33am On Apr 18, 2013
Orobo?...from the pix: The difference between his size and yours is that of 6 and half a dozen. He shud also lose weight.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally Nimc Send Success Message by yertyr(m): 2:44pm On Apr 17, 2013
Yes ooo! I have gotten ooo... Praise God!
RomanceRe: Her Husband Steals From Her. Advice Please by yertyr(op): 6:08pm On Apr 13, 2013
@overdrive, thanks but I've met the man and he doesn't strike me as a drug addict.
RomanceHer Husband Steals From Her. Advice Please by yertyr(op): 4:00pm On Apr 13, 2013
A collegue at my work place seems to be undergoing the 'downs' of marriage. Her husband prefers to steal money from her rather than ask for it. At first it seemed like a joke but when she had seen him rummaging her bag one night (probably thinking she was sleeping)... She had feared the worse. Truly the worse did come when her jewelries started dissappearing. Advice needed please. The man is a trader. Mods Frontpage please
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m): 4:39pm On Apr 08, 2013
dlex21: AJ, Celeste, Juan, Kara, Lily, and Randy all
live on Redwood Avenue. Each of their house
numbers has three digits, but the only digits
in their house numbers are 2, 3, 5, and 6.
The same digit may appear in one address
more than once.
AJ’s house number is Juan’s house number
doubled.
Juan lives next to Lily and right across from
Randy.
Randy’s number is the lowest on the street.
Celeste’s number is a higher number than
AJ’s but has the same three digits as his.
They both have the same digit in the
hundreds place.
Kara’s house number is the reverse of
Juan’s.
What is each person’s street address?
randy is the answer cos her haux number links with others.... Since the digits their house numbers must contain are 2, 3, 5, 6... Begin a rundown of 3digit numbers beginning with 2(smallest number, since randy's number is the lowest)i.e 222,223,225......266. (na here work dey). fix each 3digit for randy and use it to work out aj, juan,kara and other numbers. Cancel out the 3digit that gives u a number outside(2,3,5,6) for aj, juan, kara, celeste. Example... If u use 222 as randy's numba, aj's numba wud be 444 (wrong cos 4 is not among the selected numbas 2,3,5,6)... continue till u reach 262. So if randy's numba is 262... Juan who lives just across randy wud be 263... Lily wud be 265 (recall that in a street setting, one-side has odd numbers and the other even) aj's numba is 526 (double juan) celeste is 562 (has the same digit in the hundredth place thats 5... So we just swerve 2 and 6 arround to get 562 which is a higher number. Tnks, I hope i didn't sound vague.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by yertyr(m): 3:11pm On Apr 07, 2013
Mazi...U're a gud writer no doubt, u have talent.But I must say this...u're not there. Firstly, if u're observant, u wud knw that ur fans are only interested in ur sex scenes nothing more.mazi, u're not painting pictures while writing. U lack that ability to describe anything in ur writing not even the sex venue and the characters- we don't know how ur room look lyk, how esther looks lyk, d hostel u stayed in nysc, how chifawu is, how rita is.... How can we effectively be glued to u. Ur writing is just plain. Secondly... I felt u didn't actually deliver during the whole HIV issue, it was hasty like something u just added to the story, read that part again and u might get what I mean. There are many others but I wudn't lyk to bore u... Strong points however is ur versatility- I studied mech engr and when u quoted chatelier and newton's laws I was impressed... U didn't stop there u showd u're gud also in the medical field.dat caught me..keep it up...one of the great attributes of a writer is knowledge(u're loaded with it)... U're only lacking in the pattern and style u deliver it. I'm also a writer but pressing business conspire to keep me from pasting my works... I hope to seeing u read them when I do.
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Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m):
dlex21: AJ, Celeste, Juan, Kara, Lily, and Randy all
live on Redwood Avenue. Each of their house
numbers has three digits, but the only digits
in their house numbers are 2, 3, 5, and 6.
The same digit may appear in one address
more than once.
AJ’s house number is Juan’s house number
doubled.
Juan lives next to Lily and right across from
Randy.
Randy’s number is the lowest on the street.
Celeste’s number is a higher number than
AJ’s but has the same three digits as his.
They both have the same digit in the
hundreds place.
Kara’s house number is the reverse of
Juan’s.
What is each person’s street address?
Celeste-562
Kara-362
Lily-265
Randy-262
juan-263
aj-526
now my siblings think i've gone nuts... i almost used the whole sheets in my house. i'll paste solvings soon after i've rejuvenated
CelebritiesRe: Niyola, EME's First Lady (Pictures) by yertyr(m): 8:43pm On Mar 31, 2013
50calibre: Ha! Another pu**y for banky to fu*k! Why can't this guy leave some girls for us, must he take all, he is really beginning to piss me off. This is the same greediness that is rife with our politicians.
read ur comment again... What does it say about you?
Christianity EtcRe: Praying Against Your Enemies: Right Or Wrong? by yertyr(op): 6:52pm On Mar 31, 2013
Give reasons
Christianity EtcPraying Against Your Enemies: Right Or Wrong? by yertyr(op): 2:27pm On Mar 31, 2013
I raised this topic because of what I've seen in our modern churches... In our bible, Christ countered the issue of fighting enemies(human) when he said, 'love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you'... If this is true, why do pastors pray against that 'wicked man' or 'village witch'... Whats ur take?
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m):
1. Map
2. What is arbalest? Well, following the letters of words complementing each letter...I came up with 'weapon'... hope am correct?
3. heart?
4. E
5. Against Hand that pushed you
6. time
7. Me/myself
8. Are u stupid?
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m): 6:26pm On Mar 23, 2013
lilcutie8916: box without hinges lid or key yet golden tresure is hid inside.
Egg... Heared this b4
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m): 6:24pm On Mar 23, 2013
lilcutie8916: voiceless it cries, wingless it flutters, toothless it bites, mouthless it mutters. what is it
wind?
CelebritiesRe: Omotola & Husband Celebrate 17th Wedding Anniversary by yertyr(m):
My grandparents are about to celebrate their 67th wedding anniversary. But if I post it here... Nobody raises an eyebrow.... Are there no nairalander who's a product of years of marriage? Why aren't we celebrating them? Just like the celebrity section... There shud be a section 4 nairalanders family or are we not celebs in our own little way?
CelebritiesRe: Picture Updates From 2face & Annie's Wedding In Dubai by yertyr(m): 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2013
Is dat Ikechukwu with a bodyguard? Nonsense!! U're not worth a dime in dubai o
Music/RadioRe: P-square Ft Lagbaja - Unlimited [download] by yertyr(m): 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2013
mikuz: Why are my not surprised?
English!!! Your primary school teacher should be incarcerated. 'why am I'.... Take correction
Christianity EtcIs It Only Women That Needs Children In The Church? by yertyr(op): 1:10pm On Mar 17, 2013
I opened this thread to arrest a growing trend in our churches and economy. I attended a service where the man of God decided to pray for 'those in need of a child'- I was astonished to find only women pouring out in numbers to the altar...where were the men?!!... Does it mean that the women are the only people in need of a child?
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m):
InesQor: And here's a classic one, falsely attributed to Albert Einstein as having said only 2% of people in the world can solve it (lies).

Beware though, it may take you a lot of time to solve.

1. In a street there are 5 houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of a different nationality.
3. These five home owners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

The question is, Who owns the fish? Specify his nationality, house colour, brand of cigar and preferred beverage.

Hints,
The Briton live in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left side of the white house.
The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man in the centre house drinks milk.
The Norwegian live in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The man who smokes Bleu Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.
norwegian
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by yertyr(m): 7:05pm On Mar 15, 2013
InesQor: You are lost in a forest but fortunately you have a cigarette lighter on you so you decide to make a fire and get some sleep. While collecting branches to make the fire, you suddenly find a long water pipe running East to West. How will you find your way to the nearest village?
break the water pipe... People wud come looking 4 leaks wen they're thirsty.

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