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Good day friends... Really love this thread... Let me throw this : wen I was 2 my sister was twice my age... Now am 30... How old is my sister?

A situation arises in church during prayers... The pastor says, ''Hold that part of your body that causes you to sin, I want to pray for u''. Which part wud u hold?

Take it or leave it.... Mtn stil rulersg

chadef: I suspect d woman was too weak for the young man sex power. Perhaps he wanted to give her a memorable Bleep she will never forget, unfortnately she died in the process.

read the topic again... Gaze on d word 'after' not durin as u implied.

vanstanzy: Gov'nor Chime, have a most speedy recovery. So sad!

Is the name of his vice Goodluck?....

nyere84: Op, pls can this soap make me GREEN in complexion?? Am tired of yellow or black complexion.

then bath regularly with green soap.

rhema4u: Poke-a-dot

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ppl lyk u require 24hrs lashing non-stop.

U 4got d drink CAPRISONNE- I rememba wen we were growing up, it was regarded as drink 4 kids whose parents are rich. Now, With #50 u can grab one... Chei!!

I'm not surprised wen tonto dike go wear bikini wen presumin to be playin a role in the 30's. Our films seem not to surpass africa.

Wats all this comment. Mods are gettin lenient. See how these teletubbies are spoiling the thread.

Johnnoah1st: ok we don hear, but pls how can dis change d fact dat okada no get reverse?

I hope u aint Nigerian... People lyk u are not helping dis nation. You just comment wateva spills from ur addled brain in lieu of thinkin about ur lyf. Now u come to lament ur grievance ova d OKADA u borrowed. Well.... my frnd it neva rains, it pours...

wizkris: why won't most of u prefer a ONE MAN'S PIECE OF TRASH(kim) who flaunts those THINGS she obtained artificially...U love her so much,y dont u tell ur girlfriends/wifey to imitate her...kudos juliet,u potray qualities of a TRUE AFRICAN WOMAN

u wey be TEN MEN PIECE OF TRASH if u hate her so much, y don't u dissuade ur guys/hubbies to stop checking girls as fine as kim.

Evryone is entitled to his or her opinion. But juliet... Sincerely, u no reach kim.

Rubbish!!! Different tunes, same dancestep... I wud've bin pleased with a one-point agenda as far as it is well finished. Upon the merger, they cudn't even craft out a unique programme. Copycat

@dope... Wat makes u think am abusing the word?

The talented young musician seems not be fed up with making dirty headlines. Davido who is currently away on a tour in US definitely is working hard and playing hard at the same time.He posted this picture of him lying with head on a girl's bossom.He described it as the 'BEST PILLOW EVER'....

HNosegbe: The sheer ignorance being displayed in this forum would have been comical if it weren't so pathetic.

What is inflation? It is the percentage increase in the general price level. When the NBS says that inflation has fallen to 9%, they're simply saying that prices are rising AT A LOWER RATE than before. They're not saying that prices are falling.

Choi!!!

guy, thank you... I have been reading d comment made here and I had wondered how nairaland had come to amass this huge numba of nitwits.

*Strolls in*... *Reads thread...* sees... 'N200000 evry minute for 100yrs'... *faints*

Example of education made easy in white man's land... Make him show school wey i go - UMUJE community development high school- where teachers want u to know wat u've not bn taught. If this boy commot wit 'B' make i know.

What's all this? Valentine's day here and there on frontpage... Nairaland is getting childish.

hollandis: was it not because of yobo ,they were able to shine against us?I wish Nigeria scores 7 unreplied goals in the first half.All these minnows in football ..we should better teach them a lesson .We cannot win cotedivoire and mali and then win mukina babes with a slim 1-0 lead or even penalty mschewwwwwwwwww

u rate them lowly because u didn't see them against Ghana. They practically pocketed the ghanians.

Dat guy's their hit man... He was lethal against ghana... Hope we wud tame him. Ambrose and echiejile shud be careful o...

Tinubu? Calling others scavengers? Pot calling kettle black.

jovie50: A MATHEMATICS LOVE LETTER to my Dear Love, BLESSING JOHN.


I recalled last 6 months, I was
passing by your
rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.


There I saw you with
your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden.


Before seeing you,
my heart was a null
set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a
tangent to my heart, and it differentiated.


But now, My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making
good binary relation
with me. The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity.


I promise that I
would not resolve
you into partial functions, but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to
infinity.


You are as essential to me as an element of
a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.


My love, do meet me at parabola restaurant on date FEB-14-2013 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, cos it would make my heart be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima l and minimal, of an
unknown function.


Yours ever loving
JOHN OVIE

mtchew... Very vague write-up...

Make dem talk d truth... Wizkid leave EmE because banky wore his cap and xpanded it.

koonbey: Ah,it seems those old women in his village have taken his case very personal,all we can do is pray for him

u gaze upon my very thought... Dat guy need serious redemption

I just came across a wasce examination question paper... And it seems dis name CIROMA CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE hasn't yet cleared his/her papers.how many yrs now? Whats ur take?

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