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Family / Re: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by yertyr(m): 7:24am On Jan 07, 2013
Maximus17: can naija moms do this for their kids?

if say na naija mum... U think say d snake go bite d kid?...
Politics / Re: Is Dangote Really The Richest Nigerian??? by yertyr(m): 12:03am On Jan 07, 2013
KnowAll: [size=16pt]we all keep on saying theives are the richest Nigeria, how much does Nigeria as a country make a year. And remember the FG has reponsible for all these below and more that I cannot even mention : -

Payments of all Fed Civil Servants including the Army, Airforce, Navy.
Payments for the salary of Customs, Prisons and Immigration.
Paymets of Teachers, Lecturer's and VC's Salary in Federal Schools, Federal Poly's and Fed Universities.
Paymets of Salaries of Federal Parastatal like Nigerian Ports Authority, Nigerian Airports Authority, Nigerian Television Authority e.t.c
Disbursement to States, which will in turn make payments to their civil servants and their parastatals,
Disbursement to Local Goverments,
Maintain Foreign Embassies Abroad.

So "How Much come remain for Head of State to steal now[/size]"
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployed Graduate Advertises CV On Billboard by yertyr(m): 9:21am On Jan 04, 2013
Wow... Very funny and creative I must say... This goes to show how advanced those ppl are...I bet you, he mst hav gotten attention because of his ability to create opportunity 4 himself. In nigeria, they do not see this, they see relatives, big men's son, money looting ideas....smh
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Favourite Wise Words? by yertyr(m): 9:15pm On Jan 03, 2013
koolet: In this world u have 2 trust no-body 4 even ur shadow leaves u in da dark

nice
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Favourite Wise Words? by yertyr(m): 9:13pm On Jan 03, 2013
Even the lowest man can rise to d heavens wen tempted with proper reward.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Visits Governor Wada In Hospital by yertyr(m): 8:11am On Jan 02, 2013
eunisam: koko don scatter my head

Is dat so? Wow!! So I shud dance azonto 4 u abi? Fooool!!
Nairaland / General / Re: How Many Hours Do You Spend On Nairaland In A Day? by yertyr(m): 4:18pm On Dec 31, 2012
p.wiz:
15-20hrs/day

unemployment... D remainin 9 or 4 hrs are occupied wit eatin and sleepin smh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mobil Interview- I Need Help. by yertyr(m): 4:43am On Dec 31, 2012
I applied sumtym around august
Politics / Re: Merger Talks Tear CPC Apart (pic) by yertyr(m): 11:55am On Dec 30, 2012
Clerverly: The candidature of Gen. Buhari is beyond Petty-Party-Politics. Even if He stands as an independent candidate, Nigerians will troop out, mobilize and massively vote for him. So all these Jonathan's media attacks dogs(Vanguard Newspaper chief culprit should shut it lipsrsealed) Nigerians are now wiser.

speak 4 urself fool and stop generalizing

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Grants Nigerian Student Permanent Residency by yertyr(m): 11:43am On Dec 30, 2012
condralbede: Tnx obama,4 differenciating victor chukwueke 4rm ibrahim,yusuf,mohammed,and bulama..cos dey wil nver hv d same bombing attitude.

are u sure u're well.

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Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by yertyr(m): 11:26am On Dec 30, 2012
Not good... Sincerely not good. Girls lyk dat are neva satisfied.To me wat marks a perfect girl is to turn blind eye to d good deeds of other men and let those things she lyks most in you outweigh others. That doesn't mean she shudn't voice ur wrong but if she doesn't want u to be U. Make she go

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Politics / Re: Gov. Aliyu Puts-up Billboards For His Daughter's Wedding by yertyr(m): 10:05pm On Dec 29, 2012
Put a beggar on a horsebag he wud ride to d kings... Wen one does not merit his position, he doesn't feel indebted to d masses. He shud also take stickers and paste on roads...fool

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Politics / Re: Minister Releases Proof To Back Job Provision Claims by yertyr(m): 10:55am On Dec 29, 2012
Different melody same dance steps.

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala & Sanusi Disagree On National Debt Policy by yertyr(m): 10:46am On Dec 29, 2012
This woman is lost... Borrowin is no longer a problem cos top countries borrow abi? How can u justify our debts lyk dat? Sanusi said it all; our constitution is killin us.constitution where government has domant offices eg. Special advicer, Asst.special advicer,snr advicer to asst and the list is endless.ppl workin in these offices are to be paid o.then why won't we borrow? Wen government wastes revenue on itself instead of life-improvin projects? Also...GEJ told us dat one of his reason of d subsidy wahala was to check debts...y no improvement? Smh

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Sports / Re: Osaze Proposed Himself As Eagles' Captain. by yertyr(m): 3:52pm On Dec 24, 2012
afam4eva: Even if Osazie has been in the eagles longer than the people there, he doesn't have what it takes to be a captain. he doesn't have that charisma. Vincent Eyeama, Austin Ejide and Yobo will make better captains.


what does he need charisma for? Is he the coach?
Celebrities / Re: Usain Bolt Dumped By UK-Based Girlfriend by yertyr(m): 11:47pm On Dec 23, 2012
Hope 9ja girls dey hear this- a 'normal' girl puttin joy and happiness as tops in her scale of preference.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Requires $16bn To Fix Energy Problem Yearly by yertyr(m): 8:24am On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=]There are countries progressing in power distribution and generation like Ethiopia whom aren't spending this much and have the same population issues we have. The government is just inflating figures to justify more theft and to make us feel as if progress is impossible so when they fail they won't be held accountable [/quote]

u and ethiopa get the same population... Think man.[color=#006600][/color]

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Most Spoiled Kids In The World! by yertyr(m): 8:16am On Dec 21, 2012
*running and shouting* Mistake!Error! Theodore orji's son not on the list... Whats his name again?
Jobs/Vacancies / Mobil Interview- I Need Help. by yertyr(m): 8:00am On Dec 21, 2012
Please I'm new to this section and this also my first topic here. I just got an interview invitation from mobil. Since I'm a green horn in mobil interviews, I ask for a brief analysis of what to expect and how to prepare. Please those with experience shud share.
Sports / Re: Champions League Round Of 16: Barcelona Draw Milan, Ronaldo To Face United by yertyr(m): 2:48pm On Dec 20, 2012
Can ferguson curb his boy? Wud Ac milan get dat revenge? Wud d sluggish 'old ladies' outwit d energetic celtic? Wud ronaldo prove to his boss that he's irreplaceable even with van persie wearin d red jersey? For me its man united, malaga, bayern,milan, juve, dortmund, valencia, schalke Ist to comment joor
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2012 In One Word by yertyr(m): 8:49am On Dec 20, 2012
Better...much more better
Politics / Re: In Your Own Views, What Actually Is Nigeria's Problem? by yertyr(m): 1:03am On Dec 17, 2012
Constitution
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Is Still Sick by yertyr(m): 12:49am On Dec 17, 2012
Charles1234:
GOD Bless you brother,Nigerian will always be fool with this God that they don't even know.I was being fool many year ago with this issue but am happy in the past 3 years my Eyes are widely open ,no mother fucker will come in the name of preaching for me or telling me about a spirit ,i don't even have idea about...as earliar said Nigeria have hurrible health inssurrance policy and health system and this is why we keep on hearing of people dieing for headach and this next thing peopele will says is to blame witch or wizard...Nigeria should fixed their health system ,with a proper diagnosic system problem can be fixed or control before the illness become a in stages sicknes of whatever illness it is,without this then expect dead rate to rise in Nigerian..Leave God Alone and deal with the problem..Poverty is another reason people goes to church in such a large number ,this is crazy if Nigeria is an industrail Country,i believe nobody will leave his job on sunday and go to see one stupid mind games pastor telling then about God they don' even have idea about him...
Charles1234:
God Bless you brother,Nigerian will always be fool with this God that they don't even know.I was being fool many year ago with this issue but am happy in the past 3 years my Eyes are widely open ,no mother fucker will come in the name of preaching for me or telling me about a spirit ,i don't even have idea about...as earliar said Nigeria have hurrible health inssurrance policy and health system and this is why we keep on hearing of people dieing for headach and this next thing peopele will says is to blame witch or wizard...Nigeria should fixed their health system ,with a proper diagnosic system problem can be fixed or control before the illness become a in stages sicknes of whatever illness it is,without this then expect dead rate to rise in Nigerian..Leave God Alone and deal with the problem..Poverty is another reason people goes to church in such a large number ,this is crazy if Nigeria is an industrail Country,i believe nobody will leave his job on sunday and go to see one stupid mind games pastor telling then about God they don' even have idea about him...
Charles1234:
God Bless you brother,Nigerian will always be fool with this God that they don't even know.I was being fool many year ago with this issue but am happy in the past 3 years my Eyes are widely open ,no mother fucker will come in the name of preaching for me or telling me about a spirit ,i don't even have idea about...as earliar said Nigeria have hurrible health inssurrance policy and health system and this is why we keep on hearing of people dieing for headach and this next thing peopele will says is to blame witch or wizard...Nigeria should fixed their health system ,with a proper diagnosic system problem can be fixed or control before the illness become a in stages sicknes of whatever illness it is,without this then expect dead rate to rise in Nigerian..Leave God Alone and deal with the problem..Poverty is another reason people goes to church in such a large number ,this is crazy if Nigeria is an industrail Country,i believe nobody will leave his job on sunday and go to see one stupid mind games pastor telling then about God they don' even have idea about him...
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Is Still Sick by yertyr(m): 12:45am On Dec 17, 2012
omo_to_dun:
Abeg shut up. Healer ko, killer ni. God doesn't give a $hit about you guys; when will you realize that?

Do you know how many children who have cancer and are constantly suffering? Millions! If God doesn't give a $hit about them, why would He give a $hit about Ngozi?

Just two days ago, a mad man stormed a school in Connecticut and murdered 26 people(including 20 sweet 6 and 7 year old). Did God help them?

I am tired of fucktards who keep relying on a useless God. Ngozi needs money and quality healthcare, not God. If she doesn't get it, she will die.
how do u mean 'not God'...health and cash comes frm who then? Smh

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Science/Technology / Re: 40-year-old Woman Breastfeeds Tiger Cubs by yertyr(m): 7:29am On Dec 14, 2012
omega25red: Do you even know what sodomy means? smh
please educate us... The sodomy I knw of encompasses oral intercourse btwn man and animal...also he neva made a statement, he asked a question. Smh
Career / Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria Apart From The Oil Industry. by yertyr(m): 4:59pm On Dec 12, 2012
dulphines: Oil is not the highest paid job in Naija. Politicians and their associates: Personal Assistants, Contractors, Commissioners, LGA chairmen, NDDC staff, the list goes on and on before broke oil workers. My father was there for about 30 years but not half rich as some PA's that i know of...



abeg u fit connect me... Man dey dry o... Anyhow abeg
Literature / Re: What Is The Best/unique Sentence U Have Ever Come Across Or Used? by yertyr(m): 8:25am On Dec 12, 2012
Can't stop loving this idiom anytime its said: too many chiefs not enough indians... This is frontpage material cos its educative.
Literature / Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by yertyr(m): 11:47pm On Dec 10, 2012
U're a very good writer girl...but be careful, I don't know if it's me but I have this feeling u're running out of ideas... However u have ur creativeness and use of words to thank for, they've just kept you there.
Nairaland / General / Re: Laws Of Life by yertyr(m): 3:13pm On Dec 08, 2012
NL laws: get any news about tonto dike...start a thread and it wud hit front page.

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Politics / Re: Abia To Demolish 1800 Structures In Aba by yertyr(m): 7:56am On Dec 08, 2012
Which structures? For where? This must be a mistake, the abia I knw has no such amount of structures.Abia is almost empty.
Education / Re: Ebonyi University Expels 33 Students & Suspends 88 by yertyr(m): 11:07am On Dec 07, 2012
Question is--where they taught well?,was environment okay for learning?,where dis student admitted on merit? Extricating students for malpractice is like cutting a branch of the corruption tree. Measures shud b taken to nip this thing at its bud.

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