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Forum Games › Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 11:59am On Aug 23, 2013

I've forget wat I want to comment. Wait, I wud soon came to wrote it.

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Princess And Her Husband by yertyr(m): 7:32am On Aug 13, 2013

Van snickers: If I drop an object out of a Car moving at the speed of light, will the object still move at F=mg?

car's speed is horizontal, object speed vertical. Nothing relates. To topic: happy couple

Music/Radio › Re: Ice-Prince Cried After He Was Nominated For This Year’s Bet Awards by yertyr(m): 8:00pm On Aug 05, 2013

okpara ugo: At his age. Crying with beards... What a shame..

Childish

Forum Games › Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 7:35pm On Aug 05, 2013

Again, trying it again.

Forum Games › Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 12:49am On Jul 17, 2013

Who bring this cloth yesterday

Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau’s In-laws Arrested by yertyr(m): 7:57pm On Jul 15, 2013*

Catch shekau, then bring the news.Till then...

Forum Games › Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 8:36pm On Jul 13, 2013

zameen: Me: Did you saw me when I am coming
Friend: Yes, I did not saw you.

lol... English has be destroy.

Forum Games › Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 8:33pm On Jul 13, 2013

Let me throw one:
son: my teacher teached me yesterday
Dad: wrong son, it's my teacher taught... okay? Get dressed, pastor john is coming
Son: ok. Daddy, is he the preacher that PRAUGHT last week.

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Forum Games › Re: Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 7:35am On Jul 12, 2013

Are you the new english teacher?
Ans:yes me are

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Forum Games › Murder English Language. by yertyr(op): 7:33am On Jul 12, 2013

Oya, give it your best shot... It took years to get 'English' prepared for this... So let the annihilation begin. I go first:
##where do you stay for a living?
##Girl:Were not you the guy I see yesterday? Reply: yes me were
Girl: poor you, simple english u can't speaking
Reply:Sorry, I 4 say, 'yes were me'
Girl: now you spoke.
Bring it on peeps, Lets finish English.

Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke-Idahosa's New Photos by yertyr(m): 11:07pm On Jul 11, 2013

Bance with boobs

Nairaland General › Re: World’s Smallest Woman & The Man With Largest Feet by yertyr(m): 3:02pm On Jul 08, 2013

moreeni: BTW I wonder if the saying that guys with big feet and large shoes is true here

if its true, then the man's stick wud be poking out from her mouth during the real deal. The girl knows the consequences if she dare shift her nyash bck.

Nairaland General › Re: World’s Smallest Woman & The Man With Largest Feet by yertyr(m): 3:01pm On Jul 08, 2013

Double post

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Tayo Adeyemi Is Dead (New-Wine Church , London Founder) by yertyr(m): 9:44am On Jul 01, 2013

Literature › Re: The Nightlies (Bennett) by yertyr(m): 10:35pm On Jun 14, 2013

Guy, u're the bomb!!! I can hardly detect flaws in ur writing... Every sentence carries its own suspence that drives the reader to the next... This is so great. I'm so glued to this

Politics › Re: Enugu Shuns MASSOB Sit-at-home Order by yertyr(m): 1:10pm On Jun 09, 2013

Afam4eva: First of all, i don't know why you're naming people from Anambra cos i never said anything about Ndi Anambra being illiterates. I only talked about Enugu town and not it's people. Was Enugu not jointly built by all Igbos with Anambra people even being at the forefront?

There's nothing wrong with calling people to sit at home to mourn Igbos that have been murdered in the North. It's a problem when people are threatened to do so. That's what happens when you have pseudo illiterates running a sensitive group as MASSOB. They should learn to employ diplomacy when doing things. There's a reason why the top echelon of the Igbo society don't associate with Biafra.

I do not support biafra though I'm Igbo because I foresee us not being organized even in a millenium. But I am a true igbo blood and dats y when the reason 4 the sit-at-home thing was mention, I obeyed. No one need apply force to it. Enugu did wrong and u know that, so quit the embellishment.

Politics › Re: I Want To Run For Presidency In The Near Future by yertyr(m): 12:45pm On Jun 09, 2013

lekkie073: nigeria look like kitchen to u?

**faints**

Politics › Re: I Want To Run For Presidency In The Near Future by yertyr(m): 12:45pm On Jun 09, 2013

deejay_harry1: woman lead in nija?? i reject.. e no fit even possible sha

Crime › Re: Nigerian Girl Strangled To Death In Italy. by yertyr(m): 12:33pm On Jun 09, 2013

The woman had no name (Gricignano was the venue), no document hinting who she was. Just becos she's a woman of color (black, red or white... u didn't say) and u term her a Nigerian. LORD HAVE MERCY.

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Politics › Re: Enugu Shuns MASSOB Sit-at-home Order by yertyr(m): 12:20pm On Jun 09, 2013

Afam4eva: That's the truth.

There's a reason why you rarely hear of MASSOB wahala in Enugu and that's because it's the sanest city in Igboland and it probably houses the most educated.

seriously, guy this is trash. The issue is simple: u're required to stay at home to mourn as well as commiserate with ur fellow igbos who lost their beloved in the north. Abeg, pesin tell u to join massob? And u're here talking about sane state and states with 'pseudo illiterates'. Na u read pass Ojukwu abi?... That is y biafra can't work, we are not even united to form our own. And 4 ur information: if the word 'illiterates where meant 4 anambrans'... Know that ezekwesili, akunyili, soludo, obi all hail from anambra.

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Politics › Re: Enugu Shuns MASSOB Sit-at-home Order by yertyr(m): 11:55am On Jun 09, 2013

Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek - Exclusive Interview by yertyr(m): 1:34am On Jun 09, 2013

All I can deduce from the interview is that a sick man is being questioned by an even 'sicker' man.

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Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike And Jonathan At Rhythm 'N' Play Event[see PHOTO] by yertyr(m): 1:21am On Jun 09, 2013

Emeka and his fake smile... And oga jona, na wa o, must u slap him b4 u give the award.

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander In The Laboratory. She's A Lab Celebrity. by yertyr(m): 2:18pm On Jun 07, 2013

Van snickers: [img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/207652[/img]

Damn boy!!! You're sexy.

You look like such an Angel.

I'm a guy though, so don't get your hopes up.

seriously, I don't see anything wrong with this guy's pix. He's a guy, all he needs is a purse full of coins and he's way to go.

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Politics › Re: Patience Seeks End To Teenage Pregnancies In Africa by yertyr(m): 11:23am On May 27, 2013

Seriously, this aint news

Family › Re: Its Children's Day!!!a Word Of Advice For Them by yertyr(m): 10:44am On May 27, 2013*

Age range & my advic
0-4= learn to stop wetting the bed
4-8= learn to share ur toys with friends
8-12=obey ur parents, make gud friends.
12-16=attend more to ur books and bible. Their girls shud be wary of MEN.
16-18=Explore, go wild, be inquisitive, stretch the limits a bit but neva 4get to do all this in God. Love him with all your heart, dats the only way to kickstart adulthood.

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Christianity Etc › Re: When God Forgives, He Forgets: Be Like Him by yertyr(m): 1:31pm On May 26, 2013

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Leave Church Before The Pastor Exit? by yertyr(m): 1:16pm On May 26, 2013

When you see that which is right and doeth it not, it is ... (I'll let u complete that)
because God is not visible, u play in his presence. Try leaving ur place of work before closing hours or walk out of a very important meeting at the office or you cud take to foot absent words while the lecturer is in class. Think... The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom. I'm a catholic and in my church, you exit after the reverend leaves.

Family › Re: Bully Punished With Bad Clothing: Cruel Or Just? by yertyr(m): 10:44pm On May 24, 2013*

Oyibo crap... Bully ko, dress ni. I rememba bck then in primary, a guy beat me up for fun... I returned home crying. On hearing my story, my mother(I love dat woman) gave me a very BIG STICK saying ''Go back and meet dat boy again with this and make sure u give him a beating of his life or 4get food in this house 4 a week!!!''
Driven by the prospect of not eating food for a week, I returned to school with my stick poised 4 action. On sighting me and the stick, the boy must have smelt trouble... he took to his heels... For where? I caught up with the boy, gave him a very thorough 'romancing' with my stick and returned with 'good' news to mum. She smiled and said, ''know this: nobody can make you inferior without ur consent''
@op, I think the problem is with the pesin being bullied.

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TV/Movies › Re: Bollywood Vs Hollywood - Which Is Better? by yertyr(m): 10:27am On May 24, 2013

As for me, any 'wood' that produced spartacus and 24 is the best

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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Cossy Orjiakor's Kid Sister by yertyr(m): 10:53pm On May 23, 2013

Father, I rebuke, I bind, I destroy chei!!! Chei!!!

Family › Re: Man In Search Of Ghost Finds Girlfriend Sleeping With Son by yertyr(m): 4:22pm On May 23, 2013

The question shud be why wud a man with a son probably from his wife(might be dead or divorced) have a girlfriend?
The apple never falls far from the tree

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