I can c u becoming a baby mama very soon, and ur p u s s y will work 4 it... I trust davido

Quick recovery

Desyner:

Good news.
I have nothing against performing private universities. It is when people bash them unjustly out of insecurity that I get defensive.

Çonvenant of all universities in Nigeria, what was the yardstick they used in the ranking ?

Dominica on point, Bleep US

phemocheee:
Na countries be these ones.... Mtscheew

No na states

Pussyisfood:
Today we shall be learning 35 words that are commonly pronounced incorrectly, and how to correctly pronounce these.

Let's begin

1. Pronunciation
Although we pronounce the word, pronounce as /prə-nouns/, the correct way to pronounce the word pronunciation is /prə-nən-si-'ei-shən/.

2. Says
This word is commonly mispronounced by people learning English as /saiz/, but the correct way to pronounce the word is /sez/.

3. Etcetera (etc)
Although many people pronounce the word as /ek-'se-tra/, the correct pronunciation however is /et-'se-tə-rə/ or /et-'se-trə/ (this pronunciation is less common but it's ok).

4. Often
Now many people pronounce this word with the t. That is not wrong, but a more preferable pronunciation is /ɒ-fən/.

5. Women
Nigerians alike have perfected the art of mispronouncing words. Now although we pronounce woman as /wu-mən/, the correct pronunciation for the word women, is infact /wi-min/.

6. Police
The correct pronunciation is /pə-'lees/. shikenan

7. Vehicle
If you guessed /'vee-ə-kl/ then you are correct.

8. Genre
The correct pronunciation for this word is /'zhɒn-rə/.

9. Video
The important thing to note in this one is that the i and the e are pronounced as short i sounds. So it's /'vi-di-o/. Tan queue, Shola.

10. Comment
Most speakers in Nigeria will pronounce this word as /kə-ment/ or /koment/, but the real pronunciation is /'kɒ-ment/. The secret is in realizing that the stress is in the first syllable. You can simply watch this 9 seconds video for the vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLYU2hfzOyQ

11. Suite
This word is pronounced, /'sweet/ and not /'soot/

12. Restaurant
This word is not pronounced, /'rest-orant/ as many Nigerian speakers will make us believe, as a matter of fact the correct pronunciation for this word is /'res-tə-rɒnt/. You might hear some British speakers pronouncing this word as /res-trɒnt/. This is also correct

13 Sewage
I hear a lot of Nigerians pronounce this word as /'sea-wage/. This is incorrect as the correct way to pronounce the word is /'soo-ij/.

14. Breakfast
/'brek-fəst/

15. Vegetable
The e after the g is silent, and so the pronunciation is /'vej-tə-bl/

16. Cucumber
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not /'koo-koom-ba/. It is /'kyoo-kəm-bər/. Also make sure you pronounce the r

17. Lettuce
This vegetable is called /'letis/

Many word in the English language have silent letters or alphabets we don't pronounce. Take for instance

18. Receipt
Here the p is silent, and so the pronunciation becomes /ri-'seet/.

19. Debt
Here too the b is silent in this word, and so the pronunciation becomes /'det/.

20. Mortgage
This word that means a loan that a bank gives you to buy a house is actually pronounced /'mor-gij/ and you have to pronounce the R too. It's not there for nothing.

21. Subtle
How will you say this word? It is /'sə-tl/ because the b is silent.

22. Singer
In this word, the g is silent and so our end pronunciation is /'siŋ-er/. Other words like younger and finger have the G present but not in singer... no, it's not.

23. Plumber
The mistake that Nigerians make is pronouncing this word with the B in it and so replacing the R with an A. The correct pronunciation for this word is /'pləm-ər/.

In many words when you have the combination letters, m and b, the b is silent. Like comb or climb or even thumb and tomb

24. Bury
Apparently one of the words that Nigerians pronounce correctly is bury. It is pronounced /'beri/ as like berry. Forget those Nollywood actors.

25. Wednesday
This day of the week is pronounced without the first D. The pronunciation is /'wenz-deɪ/.

26. Sword
This word is pronounced /'sord/ with the R inclusive. So don't go pronouncing the word as so:d then that will just be absurd.

27. Arctic
/ark-tik/

28. Mischievous
I hear a lot of people pronounce this word as /'mis-chi-vi-yourz/, and that is wrong. The correct way is /'mis-chi-vəs/.

29. Tuition
The right way to pronounce this word is /tu-'wi-shən/. British call it /tyu-'wi-shən/. Both are correct.

30.Zoology
If you pronounce the word as /zoo-lo-ji/ or /zoo-a-lo-ji/ then you're wrong. The correct pronunciation for this word is /zo-ɒ-lə-ji/.

31. Develop
/di-vel-əp/

32. Photography
/fə-'tɒ-grə-fi/

3. Jewelry
Although it's spelt differently in American and British English, the pronunciation is the same. /'joo-əl-ri/

34. Quote
Often mispronounced the same as coat, the correct pronunciation for this word is /'kwot/.

35. Schedule
American pronunciation is /'ske-jool/ and the British pronunciation is /'shɛ-jool/ or /'shɛd-yool/.

36. Bonus lesson
Am is a state of being verb. I'm is a contraction that means I am. So how we came to a point where people use 'am' in place of 'I'm' is mind boggling.

Happy Sunday peepz.

U are d most mouthed
I give u 5 star

Very true

Some managers can be silly

Romeo3:
I am an uber driver. Ogunvic is an uber driver. Driving is in our blood. When people were complaining about Uber, we were busy making 140k weekly. The strategy we used in making the money, is what we are selling. We do not explain all our modalities, so anyone is free to interpret what we do any how they like, but the facts are there, and they are undeniable. If i drive on uber next week, i will make 150k minimum. We employ people who work like we do, and we in still this mindset in them. Our drivers are not our employees or our slaves and we do not treat them as such. They are our friends and We treat them as such. We treat drivers with the dignity and respect they deserve and they work with us diligently and from their hearts.

Note. I did not say they work for us. They work with us. We know what they go through and we are there to guide and see them through. None of our drivers currently make less than a 100k weekly. Everyone is happy. Drivers are happy, partners are happy, cars are happy.

If we both pick up cars and drive next week, we will both make a minimum of 150k each. Consistency. You cannot beat consistency. You cannot sell what you do not have. FLEETXPERT exists as a result of our hard work. What we are selling to drivers and partners is what we have seen and done.

Anyone is free to compete with our first-hand experience. Lagos has a population of 25million people that need to move. uber and taxify cars are less than 10,000 combined. Enough space.

Let's keep moving lagos.

Please what is the secret of making big money on uber bcus na only 30k I don make since I started

sparhighwise@gmail.com

See innocent girls, young girls, beautiful ladies being butchered like animals for over 2 years and nothing is been done, FGN still keeping quiet

Interesting to know that Nigerians has won more than any other African player

Here is mine

It is not good to sleep with married women, if u av been doing it, u need to stop

Pls when is uber pay day Tuesday or Wednessday ?

Original distance

Pls experience uber drivers "HELP"

I carried a rider from Ikeja shop rite to Isolo which is about 20km drive

It was a card trip anyway

To my surprise, after the trip the money to be paid was just 856.50 naira its was even showing 2km instead of 20km

I want to be believe that their is a software people are using to cheat uber and the drivers

Some riders are crazy, this morning, I was on five star, driving on the mainland drops my ranking to 4.67% just bcus of two people

I suspect this henry, he is an Igbo guy

I love her camels

You are a complete muumuu, what if he has f u c k e d you and u didn't no about it since u were drunk and he has already watched ur body ?

End the relationship and pick up a new one, there are 10million Nigerian girls u can fall in love with

BluFlyBoy:
Greetings my fellow Nigerians. I'm facing the prospect of coming back to Nigeria after 8 years in the USA. I finished my post-graduate degree and I'm coming back with a Bsc, MBA and 2 years of work experience in the telecoms industry. I want to know from my people back home, how is the general national feeling, how they enjoy their lifestyle/quality of life and the hard-truths of what I'll be facing coming back as I've been so far removed from the national consciousness because I've been in the USA for almost a decade. I feel passion about my country and people but I need to know what too expect. So my people are you happy with life back home?

There is no light

You will even pay for the electricity you did not use

Police and SARS will harras u, dey will even collect ur fone

If u don't av a car yet, u will av to be entering old buses

No respect for human right o

The Fulani's headsmen are still killing people o

Boko haram has not technically ended

High rate of unemployment is on the increase every 2months

Underemployment is still on o

The politicians are still chopping our money o

So tell me do u still want to come back home ?

Very well

Nedfed:
We both live in the same estate, her husband worked with a private company in Abeokuta while we live in Ikeja
For the past 3 days now she as being bringing me food cos she no am a bachelor and she do come to my apartment at times to play cheese and ludo.
The way she dress must time shows what she want and it also seems am having an affection towards her also.
Shud I go ahead?
Kindly advice

You are fully aware that she is married but her husband has not been around due to certain reason, she need sex from but I will advice you not to do it bcus if u do someone else will sleep with your wife too

Model

He was murdered

I grad from Lautech in 2004 and I no say yahoo yahoo don dey happen since den, come see small small boy wey dey use big big exotic cars
There lecturered self no fit use such cars even the vc

MissEdified:
As Reported:


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/photos-woman-caught-re-packaging-poor.html

Could you please send me the address spar high wise gmail.com

One of the act of nysc establishment is not to engage corp members in excessive and rigous training
Soldiers are also warned very serious not to maltreat corp members prior to the start of the 3 wks orientation

ped007:
It's gradually becoming a chaos in Karaye NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp...
The face off is between Corp Members and Soldiers, as a result of excessive punishment and little or no social activities in the camp...
Details as events unfold.

One of the act of nysc establishment is not to engage corp members in excessive and rigous training
Soldiers are also warned very serious not to maltreat corp members prior to the start of the 3 wks orientation

Bush meet has catch the hunter

Pls I need to confirm if this is real