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Nairaland General › Re: Fire At Alaba International Market by Yeske2(m): 6:48am On Aug 14, 2013
Hope not true.
Politics › Re: 75% Of Lagosians Live In Slums - Amnesty International by Yeske2(m): 11:50am On Aug 13, 2013
Fash again, just providing an alternative for them isn't much to ask for instead of exposing them to the elements. He's used to it anyway.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Backs Soludo For Anambra Guber Polls by Yeske2(m): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2013
Even if Ngige decamps to APGA, he won't even win the primaries and we all know the reason. C C Soludo is our man.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by Yeske2(m): 5:06pm On Aug 12, 2013
**Grabbed him by the collar and asked, where did you think you're going to **
Politics › Re: Lagos Reunites 46 With Their Relations In Osun by Yeske2(m): 1:50pm On Aug 08, 2013
We ain't deceived, it's all arrangee to deceive the unsuspecting.
Fash no try o, he would have waited for like two months before doing this and dropping them at Gbongan junction at 3am so as not to make it look discriminatory. He still fvcked up while trying to play smart.
Politics › Re: Abati Shares Nairaland Link On His TL by Yeske2(m): 5:45am On Aug 08, 2013
Not surprised.
Nairaland General › Re: Petiton To Relieve The Politics Section Moderators Of Their Duties. by Yeske2(m): 11:32am On Aug 06, 2013
Useless thread and coming from a known bigot makes it even worthless.
Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Yeske2(m): 6:04am On Aug 05, 2013
Royal Clown
Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Yeske2(m): 7:08pm On Aug 04, 2013
^^
Undertaker.
Politics › Re: Photos: Destitiute Picked Up At Marina Lagos This Morning by Yeske2(m): 6:59pm On Aug 04, 2013
Hope they wounldn't be dumped under a bridge at 3am.
Politics › Re: Igbo Deportee From Lagos Dies, Five Others In Critical Health Condition by Yeske2(m): 9:10am On Aug 03, 2013
PHIPEX: Am appalled by deliberate attempt by some people to rationalise this state sponsored kidnapping but let's all remember this quote from a survivor of Hitler's holocaust

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

---------Martin Niemöller
Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Yeske2(m): 6:24pm On Aug 02, 2013
Political thug
Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Yeske2(m): 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2013
Barrow pusher
Politics › Re: Igbos Support(ed) Mass 'deportation' From Lagos by Yeske2(m): 9:11pm On Aug 01, 2013
ACM10: ^^

Why are you so vexed by my comment? It's time you check in to rehab to take some shots of haloperidol. Your aggressive comment is suspicious. cheesy
I could prescribe ketamine if he so preferes but not needed for now.
Politics › Re: Deportation: Obi Writes Jonathan As NBA Threatens Legal Action by Yeske2(m): 7:31am On Aug 01, 2013
^^^
At least nobody was picked up, kept in a concentration camp for months under dehumanizing conditions and dumped under a bridge in the dead of the night.
Politics › Re: Lagosians Were Once Moved (deported) From Akwa Ibom - PM News by Yeske2(m):
Ngwakwe: Is either you accept the Article as delivered by your ACN Oga or continue to showcase your hypocrisy in defending ACN statements that favour you while disputing those the keep you awake at midnight after a treble nightmare.
Allow them to accept that Lagosians were deported from Akwa-Ibom even if none of them have any proof but counter the 45% ish that they know it's true but so mad it was made official. I understand the pain.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Yeske2(m): 10:30pm On Jul 31, 2013
Yes!
Do you even own a bicycle?
Politics › Re: Satanic Fashola Runs Concentration Camps In Lagos by Yeske2(m): 9:30pm On Jul 31, 2013
mgbeketoto: YES KE! cheesy
What's that?
Politics › Re: Finally, Finally, ACN Lagos Confirms That Igbos Are 45% Of The Population by Yeske2(m): 8:54pm On Jul 31, 2013
[quote author=omo-Yoruba]Means you have not being to Lagos. On an average Lagos street you will find more Igbos than Yoruba.

Except in Ketu and Agege grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]Lagos born and bred though repping Onitsha now. I always knew the population has always being high but >45% is something i never expected and coming from Lagos ACN is surprising. I need NL ACN headed by eko ile, dayokanu etc to counter this with proofs.
Politics › Re: Finally, Finally, ACN Lagos Confirms That Igbos Are 45% Of The Population by Yeske2(m): 7:55pm On Jul 31, 2013
Woww, 45%?? Never knew it was that high.
Politics › Re: Keyamo Petitions Prisons Over Attempt To Sodomise Charles Okah by Yeske2(m): 1:15pm On Jul 31, 2013
[quote author=Red_Card]Person like me walks with classy guys.[/quote]I don't get it
Jokes Etc › Re: Udeme And His Naughty Jokes. by Yeske2(m): 6:00am On Jul 31, 2013
watacha: 1. Someone calls you at 2
a.m in
the mid-night and
ask you, are you
sleeping?
Answer: no, I'm picking
beans to cook.
2. When its raining and
someone
notices you going
out, yet they ask; are
you going
out in this rain?
Answer: no, in the next
one.
3. You're making out with
a girl,
then you start
pulling her pants then she
asks;
what are you tryin
to do?
Answer: i want to wash
them
for you.
4. They see you coming
out of
the bathroom, wet;
did you just have a bath?
Answer:
no, i fell into the
toilet bowl.
5. You standing right in
front of
the elevator on the
ground floor going to
your office,
yet they ask; going
up?
Answer: no, i'm waiting
for
my
office to come down
and get me.
6. Your boyfriend comes
home
with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask
him; are
those flowers?
Answer :no baby, they're
carrots!
7. You're in the toilet and
you
locked the door,
someone knocks on the
door
asking; is anyone
there?
Answer: No! it is shit that
locked
the door.lol
8. You're in queue at the
cinema
to buy tickets, a
friend sees you and
asks; what
are you doing here?
Answer: i'm here to pay
my
school fees!p Punk.
9. When people see you
lying
down with your eyes
closed, they still ask; are
you
sleeping?
Answer:No, I'm practising
to
die. hiss
10. You are cleaning ur
room
with a brush and
someone
ask's
are u sweeping?
Answer: No, am teaching
the
brush how to dance..
Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Yeske2(m): 1:12pm On Jul 28, 2013
Van, you too much abeg.
Jokes Etc › Re: Great Quotes Of A Nigerian by Yeske2(m): 12:46pm On Jul 28, 2013
[quote author=sir_hamilton]1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child
and the
Senators were once a children. (really?)
3. My fellow widows.
(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his
children.
(His children? Like Seriously?) 5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry
second in an International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after
Female
Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).
(wonderful) 7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult
now they
are bombing women and children
making some children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become
widows for
loosing their parents for one reason or
another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our
fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and
Nurses are
responding to
treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself than
commit sucide (whats the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man he died but
his manhood lives on. (manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, i donate my family. (laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will boko haram bomblast
churches on christmas day, they dont
have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad person, infact iam a sadder woman
right now and mr. President is more saddest. (sad, sadder, saddest) who
made all this speech?[/quote]
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Yeske2(m): 12:41pm On Jul 28, 2013
NO
Have you been discharged from Yaba left?
Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Yeske2(m): 12:33pm On Jul 28, 2013
Palm-wine tapper.

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