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Politics › Re: OBASANJO'S LETTER: Femi Fani Kayode Blasts President Jonathan by Yeske2(m): 12:17pm On Dec 12, 2013

I go with FFK on this one 100%, let the retardeen speak for himself.

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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Simuate Being In The Navy! by Yeske2(m): 11:13pm On Dec 11, 2013

[quote author=em.RemiLek]Some Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy:
30. Mix kerosene with your water supply to simulate the de-sal plant on the ship picking up JP5 in the intake -- if a lit match thrown into your coffee pot doesn't ignite it, add more kerosene.[/quote]That serious?

Phones › Re: Q&a: Why Airtel's BB Subscription Would Stop Working On Other Devices By 3rd Dec by Yeske2(m): 5:45am On Dec 04, 2013

LeJeun3: Report: Kayswag spoke lotta guys have been insulting and ranting..........

Pls follow this simple guide to keep enjoying Airtel BB plans on the network: Recharge ur SIM with N100.......... do a daily sub *440*17#, once it is successful dial *123*123# to confirm which account it will go to.

Pls pay attention now:
When you do the sub if it goes to Account 9 you have lost the ability to subscribe and use BB plans.
However, if it goes to Account 10 congratulations you still can enjoy the BB plans till the alien take over is complete.

Next: Send 'DEACTIVATE' in an sms to 440 to deactivate the daily plan then u can subscribe to the desired plan you want.

2GB N1500 *440*16# BBUM 1Month
6GB N3000 *440*016# BBUM3 3Months

Note: I have tried and tested this, i subscribed on my modem this night
PS: older lines will enjoy more of this privilege and as long as your Data is still in account 10 nothing will touch it.

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Powerful Pictures Taken In Nigeria by Yeske2(m): 9:56pm On Dec 01, 2013

Una go kill person here o,lols.

Travel › Re: 5 Rules To Survive In Lagos by Yeske2(m): 11:13pm On Nov 28, 2013

Same Lagos i grew up in, so so different now.Ikeja to Dopemu to Ayobo, all same. These were all my hoods. I can't fit shout.

Politics › Re: Asiri Ti Tu: Aregbesola, Omisore Disagree Over 181 Poll Monitors In Anambra by Yeske2(m): 6:04am On Nov 25, 2013

Politicians doing their tinz,normal.

Politics › Re: New Twist In Anambra Guber: Ekwunife Asks Court To Declare Her APGA Candidate by Yeske2(m): 6:02am On Nov 25, 2013

Anambra elections, always with a new twist everyday.

Politics › Re: Is Kemi Omololu Olunloyo Nigeria's Worst Liar? by Yeske2(m): 10:32pm On Nov 18, 2013

@OP, please treat your Whatever with her. WTF!

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Politics › Re: Official-live In Awka: Inec Declares Anambra Election Inconclusive (photos). by Yeske2(m): 7:56am On Nov 18, 2013

250,000 valid votes out of 1.7m registered voters, this alone is enough to cancel this charade called election.

Politics › Re: Breaking News!! Street Protest Broke Out In Anambra Against Inec And Apga by Yeske2(m): 6:49am On Nov 18, 2013

berem: I dey tell you! Unfortunately, it happened in Igbo land. It would now be on record that Anambra state conducted the worst election in nigeria history. Too bad!

And to imagine most online Igbos supporting this is most shameful.

Politics › Re: Breaking News!! Street Protest Broke Out In Anambra Against Inec And Apga by Yeske2(m): 6:37am On Nov 18, 2013

For all the APGA apologists here calling APC a Yoruba party, I guess LP and PDP are Yoruba parties too because they all are calling for cancellation of this election. Hope you guys won't cry one day your "Igbo" party APGA will be at the receiveing end. Injustice in any form is Injustice.

NYSC › Re: Miss NYSC 2013 Batch C by Yeske2(m): 8:35pm On Nov 17, 2013

Simple current affairs, stuff about the NYSC, names of your state co-ordinator, camp commandant, NYSC anthem, shake some stuff and you're good to go. It's all about catching fun. Mr Macho was fun for me as I came 4th during my time so no big deal.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Yeske2(m): 2:15pm On Nov 16, 2013

Bossforeva: Guy! Election Neva Start.

What's this one saying? Are you anywhere around Oguta or CKC where the transparent ballot boxes are almost full and people milling around? Yeye dey smell.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Yeske2(m): 1:38pm On Nov 16, 2013

Voting taking place peacefully at CKC Oguta road, Onitsha. From those i asked who they voted for, Ngige and Obiano are riding high. Voted Onwa anyway.

Politics › Re: Anambra Gubernatorial Election: The Verdict!!! by Yeske2(m): 5:32am On Nov 14, 2013

I believe this election might end up in a runoff between Ngige and Ubah, Anambra north with Onitsha dominating because of its population goes to Ngige (Obiano and Nwoye are both from the north and you would not expect any clear winner between them), Anambra central naturally goes the way of Ngige as everyone knows most civil servants in Awka dislike Obi, Anambra south will be the" swing state" because Ubah commands a huge followership there.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Visits Onitsha For PDP Rally by Yeske2(m): 1:02pm On Nov 13, 2013

I knew something was amiss when i noticed the large number of policemen and soldiers along Awka road this morning. PDP came in rather late, the race is definitely between Obiano and Ngige.

Travel › Re: For Nigerians In The Diaspora:what Do You Miss About Nigeria by Yeske2(m): 8:09pm On Nov 12, 2013

Pity you guys sha, Naija rocks 24/7.

Jokes Etc › Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Yeske2(m): 9:20pm On Nov 10, 2013

Loving this.

Politics › Re: The Apc Governors Are After Anambra State Oil, by Yeske2(m): 7:04pm On Nov 06, 2013

Phoenix619: ^ clown address the person and not his 'people'. He's not speaking for Anambrarians.

How are we even sure the the eediot is Igbo.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lobatan by Yeske2(m): 6:31am On Nov 06, 2013

ibro4las: LOBATAN is when your boyfriend
wants u to meet his family & on
getting there the elder brother is
your EX. The sister is the lady you
just fought with over a man. The
mother is d nurse who begged
you not to abort your 4th
pregnancy but u did.... The father is
the sugar daddy who just bought
you BB Q10...GBAM LOBATAN. Reply if
its well defined!
What is your ADvice?

For real? Lobatan presicely.

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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Yeske2(m): 6:56am On Nov 05, 2013

Damex333: how you take know say i be EF personall person?
Why you wan know? You wan go there?
Abi you no go make us enjoy oursele?

Wetin dis one dey talk sef?

Jokes Etc › Re: What Will You Do To The Poster Above You If You Got Hold Of Or Her?? by Yeske2(m): 2:59pm On Nov 02, 2013

Make him my driver.

Politics › Re: Labaran Maku Quotes The Nairaland Critics Of GEJ #team-clueless! by Yeske2(m): 10:46pm On Oct 28, 2013

Elueme: Whichever name is what these goons chose and they are entitled to their opinion. it no longer have a bearing on the personality of the president going by his recent antecedents. I think pessimists are being proven wronged.

Optimists like you should help with the best adjective.

Politics › Re: Obi, Obiano Pelted With Sachet-Water By Onitsha Traders During Market Campaign by Yeske2(m): 10:27pm On Oct 28, 2013

FreeGlobe: instead of you people to go and campaign on ground you are here peddling lies. you think your lies on nairaland will make Obiano governor

Don't mind those eediots, Ngige all the way.

Politics › Re: Labaran Maku Quotes The Nairaland Critics Of GEJ #team-clueless! by Yeske2(m): 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2013

He forgot Retardeen. That's what he is.

Politics › Re: Obi, Obiano Pelted With Sachet-Water By Onitsha Traders During Market Campaign by Yeske2(m): 6:06pm On Oct 28, 2013

Just sachets of pure water huh

? F..k up. Where's that Chino to defend this? Vote Ngige November 16.

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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Yeske2(m): 9:38am On Oct 27, 2013

Naija lingo rocks.

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Politics › Re: Igbo-Youths Protest Against Oduah's Sack In Enugu by Yeske2(m): 9:26am On Oct 27, 2013

The protest is uncalled for. Yeye dey smell

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