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BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by yesman(m): 8:20pm On Mar 07, 2017
olyrayy:
PayPal 100 USD for sale at 390
Interested. What's your contact?
BusinessRe: Business Friendly Banks In Nigeria? by yesman(op): 10:14am On May 17, 2016
Nearly every bank out there promises to help business in one way or the other (not necessarily loans) but not all follow through with their promises. People with real life experiences can share with others so we know what to expect.
BusinessRe: Business Friendly Banks In Nigeria? by yesman(op): 10:10am On May 17, 2016
I stumbled upon a similar thread https://www.nairaland.com/3026693/best-nigerian-bank-business-account/4#45697872 but it focuses more on banks with reduced monthly charges. I'm interested in a bank that provides a more comprehensive package suitable for small business growth.
BusinessRe: Best Nigerian Bank For Business Account by yesman(m): 10:05am On May 17, 2016
I stumbled upon this thread which is similar to the thread I started a few days ago here https://www.nairaland.com/3106635/business-friendly-banks-nigeria

I still expect more business people to share their banking experience here or on the other thread
BusinessRe: Business Friendly Banks In Nigeria? by yesman(op): 10:41am On May 16, 2016
Thanks for the feedback @Pyerii
BusinessRe: Business Friendly Banks In Nigeria? by yesman(op): 12:40pm On May 15, 2016
Any advice would be appreciated.
BusinessBusiness Friendly Banks In Nigeria? by yesman(op): 11:27am On May 15, 2016
Hello readers,

I'm in the nascent stage of launching a business - expecting CAC registration any time now. The business will involving importing and selling a niche product to targeted clientele. I intend starting on a small scale and using my savings to fund the business at the early stage. This would enable me test my idea without risking other people's money.

I also intend to operate an account with one bank (or two). A bank I will use for all my transactions until my idea is validated, probably after a year or two. At which time I will approach the bank for a workable loan to expand the business. I am thinking it may be better to work with one bank so that transactions over the period can be used to verify income statements, cash flow etc and support loan application.

Is there any bank favorably disposed to helping small businesses with established track records without collateral (I don't have landed property to use as collateral)?

I'd like entrepreneurs and small business owners to lend their experiences with the various banks in the country and proffer other useful advice.
BusinessRe: Help Needed- How To Calculate Tax For A Small Business by yesman(m): 7:03pm On May 13, 2016
DO you know any in Port Harcourt?
BusinessRe: Staldek7/Fedupnigerian - A MUST READ by yesman(m): 3:43pm On Feb 23, 2016
OP, You did well saving people from using their well earned money to buy a substandard ebook.

You've been talking about the ebook you are working on which you intend to sell in the not-too-distant future but have you taken into consideration that the author of the ebook you posted (exposed) on this thread could buy yours when it's out and do likewise out of spite.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 2: A SuperB Phone For Lovers Of High End & Affordable Phone by yesman(m): 1:59pm On Sep 02, 2015
Xiaomi redmi note 2 is now available at konga but its for 45k cash on delivery.

http:///xiaomi-redmi-note-2-white-1922844
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 2: A SuperB Phone For Lovers Of High End & Affordable Phone by yesman(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2015
The phone is indeed a superb phone but keep your emotions in check before you part with your money.

I saw this when I tried to conduct a back ground check on Kulimart.

For more info, visit the website http://www.scamadviser.com/check-website/kulimart.com

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 2: A SuperB Phone For Lovers Of High End & Affordable Phone by yesman(m): 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
I have been following this thread since the very first post. I was looking to change my phone and while browsing through the phone section, this thread caught my attention. I visited the kulimart store then and saw that the phone was not yet out that you'll have to preorder and receive it at the end of the month said the customer rep when i called. But I decided to wait a little while before taking the plunge, you know this is necessary in naija before making online transactions particularly when the company is not well known.

So i waited a week before i checked again and the price have increased from N40k to N41k, not much anyway. I decided to preorder 2 phones yesterday and proceeded to 'checkout'. While I put in the relevant details, I could not shake the feeling that the set up was not right.

1. Contact information only contains phone numbers, BBM pin, Whats up etc. There is no physical address.

2. If you go to 'Our Stores', you 'll only see a map of Miami beach and Hollywood.

3. While filling the form, you are meant to check the box that you UNCONDITIONALLY agree to terms and services. Many people, including myself don't click on terms and services but this time I decided to do so and was directed to an error page 'the information cannot be displayed'

4. Images of paypal, Mastercard, Visacard and the like creates an impression that they accept payments online. You are even asked for a billing address but at the end of it all you will be directed to make payment to GTBank or Firstbank to an account in the name of Young web solutions. It seems Kulimart is a subsidiary of this Young web solution which is registered as a business name but this set up sounds more like a web design company and not truly a marketplace. I mean why promote kulimart then direct someone to pay to another entity. This doesn't sound right to me.

I AM NOT saying that Kulimart is a scam but there are too many red flags that a sensible person cannot ignore. Lets say I make payment to the the GTBank account, and the product does not arrive and I have to tell someone that I paid money to a company

1. That was launched 4 months ago
2. That do not have a contact address or contact person
3. To pre order a phone that is not available any where else in the country, in Europe and the US.
4. That has no proven track record.

I made these concerns known to them by submitting a form to their customer service yesterday on their 'contact us' page and suggested that I would prefer to pay on delivery (to Port Harcourt) but I have not received their response at the time of writing.....another bad sign if you are not able to reach them on phone.

If this is a fledgling business, I would suggest they try to build credibility to gain trust first. You do not launch a website and in 4 months you ask people to pre order an item on the site. It is not done anywhere in the world (as far as I know).

Good luck to those who made payment and be sure to let the house know when you receive your goods.

I will wait till I am able to purchase the phone through a more reputable channel.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 2: A SuperB Phone For Lovers Of High End & Affordable Phone by yesman(m): 10:48pm On Aug 14, 2015
KuliMart:
Expect this flagship device below 35k for 16GB ROM version.
Kulimart, I just checked your website and the device is going for 40k but you said it would be less than 35k. Is this a mistake? Also, I will like to know when you ship out, is it in a few days or weeks ? Do you ship to Port Harcourt?
RomanceRe: Betrayal Of A Friend. by yesman(m): 9:15am On Feb 24, 2015
I'm enjoying your story but it is taking long time for you to finish it. Why are you keeping readers in suspense? Are you going to gain anything doing so? I think not, just finish it and be done with it.

I must say, if you are the author of this piece, my advise is that you seriously consider taking your work to another level like writing a novel or screenplay etc. You are that good.

Good luck ....[that is if you abandon the thread]
RomanceRe: What My Heartless Girlfriend Did To Me This Christmas by yesman(m): 11:21am On Dec 27, 2014
OP, She has been sponsoring your previous outings and the only time it was your turn to take charge, you decided to 'test' her instead. If you wanted to appreciate her, why didn't you just go ahead and appreciate her instead of turning it some kind of test. How would you have felt if she had turned all her previous gestures into 'tests'. And you call her heartless.... let me tell you that you have a decent girl who acted in the most appropriate manner or would you have preferred she had made a fuss or decided then and there that she had had enough and walked out.

My advise
1. Whenever you want to take your girl for a nice treat, do just that.

2. Manage your finances and plan ahead. You made 30k and decided to risk it all when you should have set aside 4k for the outing.

If you continue 'testing' her to cover up your inadequacies, she will likely leave you for someone who will appreciate her.
RomanceRe: Help....my Boyfriends Wants To Dump Me Because I Have A Little Beards On My Jaw by yesman(m): 12:43pm On Oct 05, 2014
Liability:
i never knew he was nursing this thought in him for quite some time. He thought he was contented with my qualities, am a tall lady, well curved with coke bottlted shape, erect boo.obs and a great sex life style with him.

But he deep within him he wasnt ok with the little goatie on my jaw. i know many ladies have this and they live a comfortable love life with their spouse. But my own case is different.

He left me saying he is scared i could become wicked one day. Why me?

Why are ladies with little beards discriminated unjustly?

Matured advise only
Don't pay attention to the poster. Check out what she (or he) posted 12 minutes later.
https://www.nairaland.com/1934250/how-met-new-c.b.n-boyfriend#26879815
RomanceRe: How I Met My New C.B.N. Boyfriend. (pix) by yesman(m): 12:41pm On Oct 05, 2014
Liability:
as na ex corper, i was opportuned to visit the united kingdom last month. I never knew the adage 'the patient dog eats the fattest bone' really work at all until something great happened to me.

3 weeks before my travel to the uk my boyfriend broke up with me that he was no longer interested in me. It was one of the painful experience in my life.

I travelled to the uk with my sister. The place was so beautiful with lovely people. We happened to visit on of the african restaurant there, that was when luck stuck me.

We ordered our food and was eating, when suddenly someone walked to our table. He was tall handsome, sonorous voice and well cultured. He sat with us with permission and we began talking. He was on a visit too to the uk. We exchanged numbers and names.

I came to just 2 days from the uk. I was surfing the net last nite when i saw this same guy, an executive with central bank of nigeria.

''God! You are embaraasing me to much''. From all indication he likes me and i think i like him too.

He is the kind of man i have been dreaming of. Its really a dream come true.. Very soon he will propose to me.


Dont give, your patient will be rewarded soon.
Don't pay attention to the poster. Check out what she posted 13minutes before.
https://www.nairaland.com/1934261/help....my-boyfriends-wants-dump-me
RomanceRe: She Haven't Went To School ,should I Continue With Our Love Or Forget About Her by yesman(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2014
kennykg: "She Haven't Went To School ,should I Continue With Our Love Or Forget About Her"

First of all rubbish subject
It could have been

>She's is an illiterate, confused about the future of our relationship<
> she's not educated, I don't know if I should continue this relationship or not <


"Pls i have a fiancee, she is very beautiful [ almost looking like indian girls]
Bad description"

> my fiance is very beautiful and attractive lady you could take her for an Indian princess <
> my fiance a beautiful lady with the resemblance if an Indian queen<

You didn't only describe her beauty but praised, appreciate and painted her beauty with your words.


"but have not went to school at all"

This just not only an injury to English as a language, an embarrassment to your degree and institution but also a question to the authenticity of your degree and a shame to the education sector if the country

Simply
> she's an illiterate <
>she's didn't attend a school<
>she wasn't opportuned to attend school<
>she's educationally declined <
>she has no educational background <

"should i go with our love and overlook her educational backwardness or forget about her and look for her equivalent who is educated"

>should i continue with the relationship or quit and find someone with educational background<

> should Ignor this and continue the courtship or just quit and find someone educated and beautiful <



" continue dating her is making my friends unhappy with me. Infact they advice me to forget about her"


>my friends don't approve our relationship <

>my friends are not happy about my relationship with her they advice me to call it quit<

>my friends don't support our relationship they want me to call it quit<


" I too made my mind that am going to leave her "

> I have concluded to quit the relationship <

>I have made up my mind to end it <

>I think I need to breakup <


"but anytime i saw her i love her more"


> but anytime I see her I keep loving her more<

> anytime I see her I love her more<

>each time I see her my love for her grows stronger
<


"Inshort i always whisper to myself i can't afford to loss her."


"Pls ur contribution is very important to me in planning my future because am a Bsc. holder planning to start my msc. after NYSC ."

This my contribution to you
If you future is important like you said enroll for an English course before your MSC. I don't see bsc impact in your writeup. Don't tell me English is not what you study and I pray to don't impact this on your students if your ppa is teaching
My brother, you have good intentions but do you think your lesson here will make any difference at this stage.

This is the problem we are facing today. Nigerians are overly focused on results without working for them. The result - Poor foundation.

Let him pursue his Masters lipsrsealed because if you tell him to go back to Primary School, he will tell you..forward ever, backward never.

Tomorrow, these crop of 'graduates' will complain that they can't secure a decent job.
RomanceRe: She Haven't Went To School ,should I Continue With Our Love Or Forget About Her by yesman(m): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2014
kennykg: "She Haven't Went To School ,should I Continue With Our Love Or Forget About Her"

First of all rubbish subject
It could have been

>She's is an illiterate, confused about the future of our relationship<
> she's not educated, I don't know if I should continue this relationship or not <


"Pls i have a fiancee, she is very beautiful [ almost looking like indian girls]
Bad description"

> my fiance is very beautiful and attractive lady you could take her for an Indian princess <
> my fiance a beautiful lady with the resemblance if an Indian queen<

You didn't only describe her beauty but praised, appreciate and painted her beauty with your words.


"but have not went to school at all"

This just not only an injury to English as a language, an embarrassment to your degree and institution but also a question to the authenticity of your degree and a shame to the education sector if the country

Simply
> she's an illiterate <
>she's didn't attend a school<
>she wasn't opportuned to attend school<
>she's educationally declined <
>she has no educational background <

"should i go with our love and overlook her educational backwardness or forget about her and look for her equivalent who is educated"

>should i continue with the relationship or quit and find someone with educational background<

> should Ignor this and continue the courtship or just quit and find someone educated and beautiful <



" continue dating her is making my friends unhappy with me. Infact they advice me to forget about her"


>my friends don't approve our relationship <

>my friends are not happy about my relationship with her they advice me to call it quit<

>my friends don't support our relationship they want me to call it quit<


" I too made my mind that am going to leave her "

> I have concluded to quit the relationship <

>I have made up my mind to end it <

>I think I need to breakup <


"but anytime i saw her i love her more"


> but anytime I see her I keep loving her more<

> anytime I see her I love her more<

>each time I see her my love for her grows stronger
<


"Inshort i always whisper to myself i can't afford to loss her."


"Pls ur contribution is very important to me in planning my future because am a Bsc. holder planning to start my msc. after NYSC ."

This my contribution to you
If you future is important like you said enroll for an English course before your MSC. I don't see bsc impact in your writeup. Don't tell me English is not what you study and I pray to don't impact this on your students if your ppa is teaching
My brother, you have good intentions but do you think your lesson here will make any difference at this stage.

This is the problem we are facing today. Nigerians are overly focused on results without working for them. The result - Poor foundation.

Let him pursue his Masters lipsrsealed because if you tell him to go back to Primary School, he will tell you..forward ever, backward never.

Some graduates are just not employable.
RomanceRe: Wooing A Girl,then She Said Im Not Saying Yes Or No For Now,what Does That Mean? by yesman(m): 11:55am On Jul 17, 2014
golor: a pleasant morning to u all,now let me throw d question to u all,if u ask a girl for a relationship nd she said I'm not saying yes or no for now,let just see as it goes what does dat mean?nd how do I get her to b more attracted to me?
Op, the best advice I can give you is not to take advice from a female. As far as I can see, the advices from males are on point, ignore any advice from a female otherwise you will be mislead.
RomanceRe: Do Such Guy Still Exist??? by yesman(m): 2:06pm On Jul 13, 2014
tlanry: She takes her clothes off and walks towards him...

BF: Put your clothes back on dear

GF: why dear

BF: nothing, just put it back on. (stands up to help her put her dress on)

GF: (grabs him and whispers in his ear) u dont love me, right?

BF: I love you and thats why i'm gonna wait for the right time...

GF: so, this is not the right time?

BF: No

GF: (scoffs) when then? ur just doing this cos you don't love me

BF: when you have your clothes on,I see right inside of you and the beauty i found there in, is the reason i am so in love with you...
G.F eyes lights up as she zips up her dress.
B.F hugs G.F and whispers: the right time will be our wedding night

GF: ( screams in delight ) I Love you honey.. so so much!

DO SUCH GUY STILL EXISThuh?
You are asking the wrong question.

Assuming the guy is your brother, would you advise him to marry such a lady that is willing to give up her virtue for a man who has not pledged his love for her.

This is a classic case of a decent guy about to make the biggest mistake of his life - marrying a sloth.
CelebritiesRe: How This Beautiful Lady, Adaobi, Was Killed By Her Ex-boyfriend In America by yesman(m): 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2013
kross_01: No one is going to click on the link to your pathetic blog. People lyk you should be shot over and over for seeing every mishap happening to another person as an opportunity to propagate falsehood and an avenue to earn a living. As nasty as your username suggests.
I agree.
RomanceRe: Video: 3 Dating Mistakes "Nice Guy" Are Guilty Of by yesman(m): 4:58pm On Sep 26, 2013
@Poster, Try again.
BusinessRe: Digital Printing & Graphic Design by yesman(m): 8:57pm On Jul 22, 2013
I'm interested in your service, where are you based?
RomanceRe: Photos: Meet The 55 Year Old Woman Who Looks Like A 29 Year Old by yesman(m): 1:35pm On Jun 15, 2013
Dear Ify (ifybernard..com)

I came across this thread curious to see the image of the supposed 55yr old in 29yr old body. I quickly scrolled down, seeing no image, I decided to visit your blog to see what you're offering.

I spent about 90 seconds and closed the page, never to return.

I sure you'd want to know why, at least as feedback. The 2 reasons are:

1. I was misled to your site in hope of seeing 55yr old gorgeous lady which I didn't see. I'm not sure I'm the only who felt this way. This is a major problem in our society today, I'm talking about gimmickry and taking shortcuts.

It seems you've just developed your website and now in the stage of marketing and getting viewers. You registered with Nairaland with the intent of drawing some viewers to your site. Instead, of taking time to establish relationships with others by delivering quality content or thought-provoking comments and materials, you decided the fastest way to gain follower-ship was to resort to deceit, telling lies and using gimmicks. You probably felt that this would produce much needed hits, but you failed to ask yourself if these people would ever return.

2. The first thing I saw on your blog was[i] News, Entertainment, Lifestyle, Fashion, Beauty, Inspiration, Events, and ....Gassipsss yah! IFY IS IN THE HOUSE[/i], now this is very similar to News, Events, Entertainment, Lifestyle, Fashion, Beauty, Inspiration and yes... Gossip! *Wink* from Lindaikeji' blog. Similarities became glaring when I looked again at the name of your blog 'Ifybernard' / 'Lindaikeji' .

I realised then that I had come to a 'me too' blog with nothing to offer. Your blog is totally unoriginal (so is your approach to marketing), all your posts have been copied from elsewhere and plastered to your page, without adding your voice. You probably saw how Linda's blog is bringing in a lot of money and decided that you could do exactly that and probably make some money as well. Big mistake.

All great websites have something in common, that is originality. Each settles on a niche and conquers that niche. Look at Facebook, even all mighty google plus is trying hard to compete. Another example, Nairaland.

God created each and every one of us with unique gifts and abilities. Why don't reflect on your strengths, what you enjoy doing, what you believe you can do better than most and focus on delivering material on that aspect. Please don't do gossip if you are only going to 'copy and paste', too many people are doing so already and the chances are you'll never be successful in that niche cos' it taken.

Here's an example of someone who took time to establish relationships and earn trust before providing link to their website and providing quote. https://www.nairaland.com/1234695/easiest-way-get-rich.
AdvertsRe: The Easiest Way To Get Rich...... by yesman(m): 3:14pm On Apr 05, 2013
Thanks for taking time to reply my post. I also appreciated info on solar power, very informative.

Many business struggle due to inadequate financing, it seems you've got that covered.

I'll be following this thread with keen interest. Please let us know your business name and website when they are ready.

Goodluck.
AdvertsRe: The Easiest Way To Get Rich...... by yesman(m): 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2013
@Barcode

I just stumbled upon this thread and I must say I'm very impressed with your vision and eloquence.

In my view, the 3 ways any business can be successful are : increasing the size of each transaction, getting more customers and getting them to make more purchases.

Therein lies your limitations, increase the size of transaction (price) and you price out most of your customers thereby restricting yourself to the rich and elite of society. Encouraging repeat buys from one is going to be almost impossible, as you say the product is built to last 25years. That leaves seeking new customers as the only way to grow.

You claim your product is one of the cheapest in the world, this can be both a good thing or a bad thing. Many products in Nigeria are priced higher than the rest of the world to accommodate the harsh business. My dear country, Nigeria, is (one of) the riskiest place in the world to do business (have you been able to register your business yet?). I do hope your margin is sufficient to sustain your business in the long run.

I admire your optimism and drive in providing a solution to Nigeria's epileptic power supply. However, the situation could change in the future as there are concrete plans by state and federal government (Gov Akpabio has just concluded laying gas lines in Akwa Ibom). Also, many private companies have taken keen interest in Nigeria's power situation evident in ongoing privatization scheme. The current situation may appear bleak, but the truth is that government down the line will recognize that providing constant electricity is the single way to appease Nigerians, and they will do just that eventually. When that happens, and declining sales of generators cause many businesses to shut down, what do you think would happen to your company then?

I noticed that you tend to rely heavily on numbers from research data. Are these numbers accurate? I suggest you conduct your own market research. Numbers don't lie but can be misleading. For instance, you assume that your product will automatically appeal to the rich, but have you considered what he/she should do with his current 12kVA generator after purchasing your Solar Power. The ultra rich are not as concerned about the price of diesel as you might think. Why change what is not broken?

What about security of panels. You can secure a generator house but can you do same for your panels. With spate of kidnapping, solar panels may just be an invitation for robbers and like especially if you first to take initiative.

I foresee a situation where you generate a lot of buzz and sales upon inception. This is likely to taper off as time progresses as you cannot really build a lasting relationship with each client you acquire (except your referral program performs well). If this happens, you'll have to rely on your margins to sustain you and I do hope it is sufficient.

Don't get me wrong, I am not against what you are trying to do. In fact I intend to follow this thread and maybe buy the product when I can afford. I'm just highlighting some points to be considered.

It pays sometimes to be a bit pessimistic when embarking on a venture.

I wish you the best of luck.
BusinessRe: Photoshot For Book Cover Needed by yesman(op): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2013
Still waiting....
BusinessRe: Photoshot For Book Cover Needed by yesman(op): 5:43pm On Mar 16, 2013
naijacutee: I found what you want on 123rf, but it's not free, and so containds a watermark and the image quality is rubbish.

I've also found you a couple of alternatives which are free, but they are only in small sizes. I'll attach the relevant one first, and then the 2 altervatives
Thanks for all your contributions.

I have spent hours browsing numerous royalty-free stock photo website but was not impressed with what I've seen so far. I am thinking that it may be better for me to engage the services of a studio or agency to deliver specifically what I need.

I'd would like to use Nigerian models like the one displayed by Niajacutee. I'd want them wearing traditional Nigerian attire, to have the look and feel of Nigeria.

Does anyone know any professional body or bodies in Nigeria or abroad that can do this?

If you have any idea on cost, you could also volunteer this information.

Thanks again.
BusinessRe: Photoshot For Book Cover Needed by yesman(op): 4:05pm On Mar 14, 2013
Please someone should contribute, I really need your help.

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