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Please change your cycle and worry us less.

Banilla:
Note: I won't respond to stupid comments. You don't like my advice, find a brick wall and slam your head!

That's right! If your girlfriend or wife makes more money than you do, submit to her!

A high quality man is one who's rich, successful... Ask Andrew Tate!

What is a man who can not provide for his woman? Useless! Absolutely useless. Even his family thinks so!

Men demand respect why? Because they are the breadwinners! Take that away and what do they bring to the table?

If you allow your woman to become the head of the family, she's the MAN and you're her BIT** ! So submit! Reverse the roles, suffer the consequences!

*Drops mic*

Tomorrow it will be your friend or family.
Karma!!!

thebosstrevor1:
I want him jailed and the key thrown at the Atlantic ocean.

I hate anarchists and communists

Very interesting story.

teissys:
After their wedding, the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born fowl.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

LikeAking:
Anything that is not related to making money is a waste of time.

The whole feminism movement is a big distraction to women... How will feminist movement make any woman rich?

Same applies to the male movement agianst women..

You guys are all wasting your time on nonese.


The most important thing in this life is making money, every other activity is a waste of time.

I wish the OP respond to this question?

So what?
I'm a blind follower of Peter One, YOU are a blind follower of BAT.
Let's be.

[quote author=Berrityga post=121010549]Because of this post anytime I'm in public I'll use my leg to drink. Rubbish. Nigerians and their stwepid superstitious believe.

Keep ignoring warning signs.
That's why a lot youths are dieing and living Thier parents behind.
Good luck!

[quote author=UnfairLife7 post=119777320]JAGABAN is the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria


I honestly feel for Obi seriously

The show of shame of his campaign and the bad name he gave Psquare the upcoming artists performing in an empty field in PH is so embarrassing

I honestly feel for him on a more serious note

I sincerely wish he will not giveup just like his boss Atiku in contesting again after the election

Joke apart, I honestly feel for him

May what you are praying for Nigeria befall your family and your descenderts.
Amen

I guess we are two of a kind, I worry less because eventually everything falls in place.
Cheers!

Victoria938:
Disgusting

"Variety the spice of life"

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Beautiful!

Shortyy:
Even though she wasn't raped, you do know he's still responsible for the pregnancy. Right?

You failed to respond to the part where the girl's mother was mentioned, left to me the guy and the girl's mum are both heartless, I humbly submit.

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Kestolove:
CAN is a scam, a political religiouz body with no bearing

Just like your conplextion

filleSouriante:
E

Nothing is impossible!

purples25:
Despite all these, no one has the right to degrade her or judge her. Nothing gives anyone that right. Whatever she does with her face is her business, no one was given the position of the judge.

Sister you are only prolonging the issue, truthfully men love and respect naturallity full stop

Interesting

Rekhina:
This female machines shall register here to deal with you YoungBoys in the language you understand .
This female demons shall cause men pains
This will be ruthless and won't be a joke called ladies miseducation or such trash.
Men shall deactivate in pains with what they do, some will commit suicide
They shall track your IP and lock you up in a cage filled with snakes

To be continued
I am from nassarawa and a moslem we Nasarawa females don't forgive small boys.

Happy Birthday Neighbor.

[quote author=tonysunkan post=114164400]Some minutes later, we got to my residence. Lizzy was already in the house.

She came out to greet me.

‘Uncle, good afternoon.’

‘Lizzy, you’re welcome. How was your trip? I hope it’s not tiring.’

‘It was okay, uncle. It was smooth and eventful.’

I went to the master bedroom to change to jeans and t-shirt and came back to the large sitting-room to rejoin Lizzy, who was watching the large screen.

‘I must congratulate you on your appointment, sir,’ she said.

‘Congratulations.’

I smiled broadly. ‘Thank you, Lizzy. We thank God for everything.’

‘Sister must be very happy that her hubby is working close to the seat of power now.’

I chuckled and nodded. ‘I hope the cook has given you something to eat.’

‘Yes. Thanks for the hospitality.’

Tosin came in to inform me that she was set to leave.

‘Alright, Tosin. Take care of yourself.’

‘Thank you, sir. Have a nice weekend.’ She left the place.

‘Fransisca said you’re starting the orientation camp on Monday,’ I stated.

‘Yes. For the next three weeks or so, I’ll be there.’

‘It’s a worth-while experience. I really enjoyed myself during the NYSC.’

She smiled. ‘I hope I’ll enjoy this one o.’

With Lizzy around, I spent my first weekend in Abuja. On Sunday morning, she dressed up and said she would look around for a church to worship.

‘What about you, uncle? Are you not going to church?’

‘Not today,’ I replied.

She left for the church, while I relaxed with the television. By half an hour past noon, Lizzy was back. With her in the house, boredom was off. I called my wife later that evening, as I had been doing every day.

‘I hope you’re not bored over there,’ she said.

‘Oh, no. Thank God your sister is around. How are the children?’

‘They’re doing fine.’

I chatted with her for several more minutes and finally disconnected the line. On Monday morning, after arriving my office, I asked the driver go back to my residence and to convey Lizzy to the orientation camp.

Tosin came with the news that she had been redeployed from my office.

‘So soon?’ I said in surprise. ‘You were only here for a week.’

She shrugged. ‘That’s government job for you. It’s a pleasure briefly working for you, Mr. Ayoola.’

I nodded. ‘It’s indeed a pleasure. Let me have your number. We’ll still be communicating.’

She used her line to call my number.
‘That’s my number.’

‘Yes. I’ll surely saved it,’ I said.

I immersed in my work and tried to do my best. Just about noon, Zaynab called me.

‘We’ve been told to resume by this week Wednesday,’ she informed.

‘I see. I’ll be in Lagos this weekend, so we’ll arrange to see each other,’ I put in.

‘Oh, I so much miss you.’

I grinned. ‘I miss you too. Don’t worry, this Friday is just a few weeks to go.’

Later, when I closed and was back at my residence, I realized that I was quite lonely. Tosin had been redeployed while Lizzy was at the camp. I just had to watch movies and listen to news to reduce my boredom.

I had to do that the whole of that week. I became a workaholic and devoted my energy to my work. That Friday evening, I took a flight to Lagos to be with my family.

My children clung on to me as if I had been away for months. Of course, my dear wife, Fransisca was glad to have me back too, even if only for a couple of days. On Saturday, under the guise of seeing some friends, I met with Zaynab at one of the rendezvous we used.

As soon as we were in the confine of the lodging room, she came to douse my lips with kisses.

‘I miss you, darling,’ she cooed.

‘I miss you too.’

In the rented room, I threw her on my bed and started to kiss her hard. After that I slid my hand between her legs to massage her pussy.

Zaynab began to get wet and then she unzipped her trousers and took them off. I unbuttoned her shirt and pulled her panties down just enough so I could make my thing.
‘Ahh...what are you going to do now?’ she asked.

Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

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Happy Birthday!!!

Lamanii22:
What is that amount that will help you clear all your debts?

Mine: 55k

My school fees balance:25k
My mom 20k
my sis 5k
One woman like that 5k(i am not the one owing this person directly but because I followed the person that bought something from her on credit to the place.... she held me responsible because she couldn't get through to him)


What about you?

150k

22nd, November

[quote author=Amotolongbo post=108909437]Seems like there should be another section for boyfriends and girlfriends issues on Nairaland.

Married people who have legal commitments and backups don’t have as much issues as these gf and bf people.

Imagine having to struggle with another man (not woman like one) for one’s partner’s dick :
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Amen

Ceenachi:
So sad

Heavenly Father
I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially bless
Amen

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