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Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Allegedly Shot Dead In South Africa by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:26pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
why ? maybe,he went to Bleep someone,else wife 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Shehu Abdullahi Batters Sumayya Mustapha, His Wife Over Phone Call by yhungbrowhne(m): 7:41pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
THEVGUY OVER REACT... DIVORCE HER GENTLY WITHOUT NOISE. IMAGINE WHAT DID D GIRL NEED AGAIN. APART FROM,THE MONEY THE GUY IS GIVING HER. SHEHU SHEHU SHEHI DIVORCE HER BEFORE SHE,KILL U AND UR DESTINY |
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by yhungbrowhne(m): 6:37am On Jul 15, 2018 |
pocohantas: kuku tell him that u want to enter set.. no dey use style ;-) :-) |
Literature / Re: Check my signature by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:01pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
jusy 3 month old blog check and give me review bro |
Webmasters / Re: Drop Your Blog's Link For Free Review. by yhungbrowhne(m): 6:57pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
Travel / Re: Why Nigerians Are Stranded In Russia After Being Scammed By Fraudsters by yhungbrowhne(m): 1:34pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
RUSSIANS GOVT WILL KNOW ABOUT IT. THAT IS HOW THEY TOLD MY FRIEND BROTHER THAT THRY HAVR USE HIS RETURN TICKET. WHEN HE WANT TO,COME,BACK HOME,LAST WEEK. |
Crime / AN Iranian Man Was Lashed 80 Time For Drinking More Than A Decade Ago by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:59pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
This Iranian man was lashed 80 times for drinking at a wedding when he was a teenager - more than a decade ago The crowd watched as the whip tore away his flesh, leaving his body an unhealthy shade of dark red. Amnesty International condemned the punishment which was carried out for a "crime" committed when he was just 14. Spokesman Philip Luther said: "The circumstance of this case are absolutely shocking. No one should be subjected to flogging. "That a child was prosecuted for consuming alcohol and sentenced to 80 lashes beggars belief." SOURCE: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6759503/brutal-moment-man-is-flogged-eighty-times-10-years-after-drinking-at-iran-wedding-when-he-was-14/ visit: www.emperorblog.com.ng 1 Share
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Education / Re: UCH Endorses Wearing Of Hijab By Nursing Students by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:48pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Fashion / Re: Oseideghe Nehita Emerged Winner Miss Steem Nigeria 2018(photos) by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:48pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic 43rd Birthday Party Photos And Video by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:46pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Nabbed While Trying To Collect N300K Ransom After Receiving N1.3M.PICS by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:46pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Politics / Re: Photos Of Kayode Fayemi With His Wife At Isan Ekiti Casting Their Vote by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:45pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic 43rd Birthday Party Photos And Video by yhungbrowhne(m): 12:45pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Literature / Re: Kings (where Evil Men Dwells, Bad Things Follow) by yhungbrowhne(m): 11:56am On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Literature / Re: Deadly Missions by yhungbrowhne(m): 11:54am On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Arricle Writter And Web Designer Available by yhungbrowhne(m): 11:51am On Jul 14, 2018 |
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Business / Re: How I Am About To Make $100 Million- Aroms Aigbehi by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:40pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Health / Re: 10-Year-Old Zimbabwean Eats Sex Sweets, Suffers ‘Everlasting’ Erection by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:40pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Literature / Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:29pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
EPISODE 19
“Some guys that I know will wear a
pant for
good five days. When he is about to
sit on a
chair he looks for handkerchief to
clean it up.
Your stupidity demands 7 days
crusade”
THE DUNGEON
I didn’t know for how many hours I
might
have passed out but all I could sense
was
that I was in danger. My legs and
hands were
both tied with a rope and my back
was resting
on a pillar which I could see holds up
the
building I found myself. I could feel
something
walking on my body from my dream
and
before I knew it, I was awake, finding
myself
somewhere like a dungeon with only
my white
knickers and singlet on. What could
have
happened? Where is my NYSC crested
vest
and khaki short? Where is Godwin?
How did
we get here? Where is Godwin? The
last
thing I could remember was the traffic
before
everything went black out. Then it
dawn to me
that we have been kidnapped,
probably by
some people who wanted a ransom. If
they
wanted a ransom, who will pay? Is it
the Oyo
state government? The NYSC D.G? Or
the
federal government? Several questions
which
needed answers was coming to my
head and
I just can’t decipher what to do, but I
am sure
of one thing, very soon I would know
where
we are. While I was still in my
thinking mood,
I felt a movement of position by
someone
sitting close to me and also I could
hear the
person snoring. That can only be one
person,
GODWIN! Idiot, Godwin, Godwin, I
managed
to hit him. Instead of him to respond,
he
changed position again and kept
sleeping.
Then it dawn to me that the drug or
whatever
that was used to make us sleep had
more
effect on him than it did on me. Oh
lord God,
have mercy upon me. I prayed
silently. After
some minutes, I tried again to wake
Godwin
but this time I kicked him harder.
Who be that
naa? He said faintly. Thank God he is
awake!
Godwin, Godwin, wake up. I
whispered
silently. Wetin happen now? It was
when he
was trying to sit up that he discovered
that he
has been tied down too. OBS,
wetindey
happen now? What are we doing
here? He
asked. Guy, idiot shut up and listen.
We have
been kidnapped but the question is
who
kidnapped us and for what reason. If
it’s for
money, we are safe but if it’s the
ritualist,
there are two things involved. Its
either we are
killed or we find a way to escape. If
we are
killed, we are safe in the hands of the
lord but
if we are to escape, there is only one
question
involve and that is how are we going
to
escape? I silently relayed to Godwin.
Just when we were thinking on what
to do, we
heard the sound of a key trying
toopen the
door. We both looked up and saw two
men
walked majestically inside.
TO BE CONTINUED… read more on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Literature / Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:28pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
Episode 18&19
EPISODE 18
“The brain is the most outstanding
organ. It
works for 24 hours, 365 days, right
from your
birth until you fall in love. Then the
foolishness
starts”
I saw Goddy singing a song in his local
dialect, thanking God with his phone
in his
hands. All I could do was to stand at a
point,
watching the drama that was being
performed
by Godwin. Obs, Lateef don show!
Godwin
said. Gerraheremehn. Today na 29
naa. I
replied. Check your phone. Godwin
replied.
Immediately I picked my phone and I
saw a
message from “UNIONBANK”, I was
smiling,
then I opened the message. Behold
federal
government has performed wonders.
Allowy
don show. I don see alert, Godwin! It
was a
good thing that we saw the alert this
morning
because we really don’t know what
we were
going to eat throughout today. Now I
confirmed the truth behind the adage
in the
local palace that says “when you no
get
money, nah in hunger go dey fire you
but
when you have money, you won’t fill
hungry.
How true is that (Oya, make una start
the
debate). Goddy, I will advise we go for
CDS
first, then immediately after CDS, we
will go to
the bank, then from the bank to the
market
before going home. I told Goddy. Guy,
forget
that thing o. We gats cash that money
first,
chop better thing before we dey go for
any
CDS o. To hell with CDS! Goddy said.
A
hungry man is indeed an angry man. I
had no
choice but to agree with him but if
only we
knew, we would have gone for CDS
first. It
was past 8 already when we left our
apartment, walking happily to the bus
stop
hoping aGood Samaritan would carry
us to the
bank along the road. Who says na
only
woman like taking lift? Corpers love it
more!
We got to the banking hall to meet
just a not
to long queue. We both filled the
withdrawal
slip and waited till it got to our turn.
Goddy
and I was at our able best cracking all
sorts
of jokes inside the bank. There was
this
middle aged man who was enjoying
everybit
of our show. The Unionbank officials
was like
“You this corpers, una don come again
abi?
Where is your withdrawal slip make
we
answer unajoor? One of them even
asked if
we both studied Comedy science in
school.
Everybody laughed. Few minutes
later, we
were done. I asked the security man
for the
way to the toilet and I quickly excused
myself
to visit the toilet. Na person wey chop
nah in
dey s–t. I had different plans. I
actually went
there to separate the money into
different
pocket. I’ve never done that before
but I don’t
know the spirit that led me there. Few
minutes
later, I was out of the toilet while
Godwin and
I strolled out of the bank to get abus
then we
saw a car parked beside us. When we
checked who it was, we discovered it
was the
man we met some few minutes ago at
the
bank. Hey Funny Corpers, where are
you
guys heading to? The man asked.
Acually sir,
we are going to Academy. Come in.
Let me
drop you guys off. The man replied.
Oga mi,
thank you sir. Goddy said happily and
he has
already opened the back door. I was
feeling
somehow about the whole thing and I
felt
reluctant to go inside the car.
Everything
seems strange and it’s just like a play
being
replayed. Goddy dragged me inside
the car
and the man zoomed off. O boy,
wetindey do
you now? You no know say this man
don
save us N100 so? That one buy
Kerosine
now. Goddy whispered into my ears.
The little
traffic caused by the long trailers was
really
making me pissed off because we are
late
already. Few minutes later, Goddy and
I was
feeling sleepy and before I could think
about
what was happening, everything went
black
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Literature / Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:27pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
Episode 18&19
EPISODE 18
“The brain is the most outstanding
organ. It
works for 24 hours, 365 days, right
from your
birth until you fall in love. Then the
foolishness
starts”
I saw Goddy singing a song in his local
dialect, thanking God with his phone
in his
hands. All I could do was to stand at a
point,
watching the drama that was being
performed
by Godwin. Obs, Lateef don show!
Godwin
said. Gerraheremehn. Today na 29
naa. I
replied. Check your phone. Godwin
replied.
Immediately I picked my phone and I
saw a
message from “UNIONBANK”, I was
smiling,
then I opened the message. Behold
federal
government has performed wonders.
Allowy
don show. I don see alert, Godwin! It
was a
good thing that we saw the alert this
morning
because we really don’t know what
we were
going to eat throughout today. Now I
confirmed the truth behind the adage
in the
local palace that says “when you no
get
money, nah in hunger go dey fire you
but
when you have money, you won’t fill
hungry.
How true is that (Oya, make una start
the
debate). Goddy, I will advise we go for
CDS
first, then immediately after CDS, we
will go to
the bank, then from the bank to the
market
before going home. I told Goddy. Guy,
forget
that thing o. We gats cash that money
first,
chop better thing before we dey go for
any
CDS o. To hell with CDS! Goddy said.
A
hungry man is indeed an angry man. I
had no
choice but to agree with him but if
only we
knew, we would have gone for CDS
first. It
was past 8 already when we left our
apartment, walking happily to the bus
stop
hoping aGood Samaritan would carry
us to the
bank along the road. Who says na
only
woman like taking lift? Corpers love it
more!
We got to the banking hall to meet
just a not
to long queue. We both filled the
withdrawal
slip and waited till it got to our turn.
Goddy
and I was at our able best cracking all
sorts
of jokes inside the bank. There was
this
middle aged man who was enjoying
everybit
of our show. The Unionbank officials
was like
“You this corpers, una don come again
abi?
Where is your withdrawal slip make
we
answer unajoor? One of them even
asked if
we both studied Comedy science in
school.
Everybody laughed. Few minutes
later, we
were done. I asked the security man
for the
way to the toilet and I quickly excused
myself
to visit the toilet. Na person wey chop
nah in
dey s–t. I had different plans. I
actually went
there to separate the money into
different
pocket. I’ve never done that before
but I don’t
know the spirit that led me there. Few
minutes
later, I was out of the toilet while
Godwin and
I strolled out of the bank to get abus
then we
saw a car parked beside us. When we
checked who it was, we discovered it
was the
man we met some few minutes ago at
the
bank. Hey Funny Corpers, where are
you
guys heading to? The man asked.
Acually sir,
we are going to Academy. Come in.
Let me
drop you guys off. The man replied.
Oga mi,
thank you sir. Goddy said happily and
he has
already opened the back door. I was
feeling
somehow about the whole thing and I
felt
reluctant to go inside the car.
Everything
seems strange and it’s just like a play
being
replayed. Goddy dragged me inside
the car
and the man zoomed off. O boy,
wetindey do
you now? You no know say this man
don
save us N100 so? That one buy
Kerosine
now. Goddy whispered into my ears.
The little
traffic caused by the long trailers was
really
making me pissed off because we are
late
already. Few minutes later, Goddy and
I was
feeling sleepy and before I could think
about
what was happening, everything went
black
out. read more cool and,interesting story on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Meets Arsene Wenger, Drogba And Israeli PM In Russia (Photos) by yhungbrowhne(m): 5:31am On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Crime / Re: Illegal African Migrant With Weapon Overpowered By Police In Italy. Photos by yhungbrowhne(m): 5:29am On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Crime / Re: Two Slay Mamas Steal N200k From A Boutique In Delta, Stripped Unclad (Photo) by yhungbrowhne(m): 5:29am On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: Schoolboy Looking At A Curvy Lady's Backside Who Passed Him On Road (Photo) by yhungbrowhne(m): 5:28am On Jul 13, 2018 |
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Literature / Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 6:30pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
… EPISODE 17
“Gala is now N70, Handkerchief is
now N70, Titus Sardine is now N300,
smallest detergent is N30, Smallest
bread N80, Egg roll with half egg N80,
Is the trumpet not ready to be blown?
“THE KIDNAP INCIDENCE I woke up
this morning having a slight headache.
It was just as if I just finished a race
with Usian Bolt because the rate at
which I was breathing was quite
alarming. I just had a terrible
nightmare where I dreamt I was
kidnapped by some ritualist and we
were taken to an unknown
destination where we were all killed.
God Forbid! I breathed calmly then I
rose up from the bed to pray. After
praying for like 5 minutes, I looked up
and I was surprised to see Goddy
already dressed ready to go out.
Goddy: Obs, wetin do you? Why were
you breathing heavily like that? I saw
you when you woke up and all the
drama you were performing while
praying. What’s wrong? OBS: Guy, I
had a very bad dream. And you know
I don’t joke with my dreams. They
somehow come to pass if I am not
careful about it. Goddy: Guy, you don
come again with this your dream.
Abina because you no chop go sleep
yesterday nahindey affect you? OBS:
Oops! (Then it occurred to me that
truly we didn’t have anything for
dinner yesterday) Goddy: See you. Na
hungry dey do you. You better stand
up and let’s go for CDS joor. Goddy
was right. Hunger could make you
have a bad dream at times. The
economic recession going on in the
country is virtually affecting
everybody. Gone were those days
when you dream that you were eating
pounded yam, Jollof rice, fried rice,
Chicken, Turkey, even Elephant Meat.
Now a days, you can’t even dream of
such again. The economic recession
has affected the witches and wizards.
Dem sef don see food chop, talk-less
of giving to someone else? I brushed
aside the thought of the dream and
headed straight to the bathroom. After
15 minutes, I was back in the room
but the atmosphere I left it was not
the way I met it. TO BE CONTINUED… |
Travel / Re: If Given 100 Million Not To Leave Nigeria Until You Die Will You Accept by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:09pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
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