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Guys...hold on before you like this post.

Lets hold the Op to his word, don't like this post, if he really give me the phone, I promise to sell the phone and share the money equally amongst all of us....

DEAL

Honestly after watching the video...I felt like killing that lady instantly and dare the consequences.

I can't hold my temperament right now...

Holy God...How on earth

Joanana, firstly wishing you a Happy Married Life and secondly who baked your cake, I will like to have the details of the baker?
Thank you.

drss2:
somebody dat was locked up under detention for ova a year without trial despite court odas for him to be released, n u ar here saying dasuki refused to visit his father u need a new brain.

Typically I don't exchange words with idiots like you...However, to save you from your inability to comprehend properly, find below where it is stated clearly...

Detained former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, declined an offer to attend his father's burial contrary to rumours being cirtuclated in the social media, the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reporting.

Rumours started circulating after the death of Dasuki's father, former Sultan Ibrahim Dasuki, that President Buhari was going to get even with Sambo Dasuki for his involvement in the post coup detention that stopped Buhari from attending the burial of his mother.

Retired Colonel Sambo Dasuki is being tried for alleged misappropriation of funds meant to buy arms to fight Boko Haram.

According to an SMS alert by the News Agency of Nigeria Interior minister, AbdulRahman Dambazau, said Dasuki declined offers to visit his late father in hospital and to be in Sokoto at the mourning period.

Read more at http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/dasuki-declined-offer-to-attend-father-s-burial-nigerian-government/171818.html#JRdu3do4obCmiudm.99

You can never see a true Yoruba man shouting witch hunting here, unlike our brothers from the other side of the Niger....

If he indeed collected all this money as a bribe let him face the music, be prosecuted and rot in jail.

This bleeping banks are the one killing this country. All over the world banks makes money from investments that benefits the country in the long run. All what Nigerian banks are know for us chasing politicians and robbing the innocent customers and declaring billions after tax at the end of the year despite recession.

Imagine charging parallel market rates of N490 to $ when you use your card online. So disgusting all the banks need to be fined.

For sale is Apple MacBook - 12" - Core M - 8 GB RAM - 256 GB flash storage

Main Features
Core M 1.1 GHz
8 GB RAM
256 GB flash storage
12" IPS 2304 x 1440 Retina Display
HD Graphics 5300
802.11ac
Gold

Lightly used for a second (meeting/client visit) MacBook.

No gross, abusive or negligent scratches on any surface, just normal wear and tear.

No screen dents or dead pixels. Normal wear and tear.

Works perfectly, never given me an ounce of trouble, just decided to opt for an iPad Pro so I don't have to maintain 2 systems any longer.

Paid $1,382.08 on June 26, 2015. Original owner, I work in IT so it was well cared for.

THIS IS NOT A REFURBISHED LAPTOP, IT WAS BOUGHT NEW. Comes with box and all accessories.

PRICE: N450,000.

Slightly negotiable

For sale is Apple MacBook - 12" - Core M - 8 GB RAM - 256 GB flash storage

Main Features
Core M 1.1 GHz
8 GB RAM
256 GB flash storage
12" IPS 2304 x 1440 Retina Display
HD Graphics 5300
802.11ac
Gold

Lightly used for a second (meeting/client visit) MacBook.

No gross, abusive or negligent scratches on any surface, just normal wear and tear.

No screen dents or dead pixels. Normal wear and tear.

Works perfectly, never given me an ounce of trouble, just decided to opt for an iPad Pro so I don't have to maintain 2 systems any longer.

Paid $1,382.08 on June 26, 2015. Original owner, I work in IT so it was well cared for.

THIS IS NOT A REFURBISHED LAPTOP, IT WAS BOUGHT NEW. Comes with box and all accessories.

PRICE: N450,000.

Slightly negotiable

The claim that RF energy from two mobile phones can cook an egg in 60 minutes cannot be true as it is impossible for the egg's temperature to rise to a level that will cook the egg. We can demonstrate this as follows: even if you assume that each mobile phone is emitting RF energy at its maximum average power of 0.25 W (based on a peak power of 2 W per phone) for 60 minutes; and even if the total power (2 X 0.25 W = 0.5 W) of both phones was completely absorbed by the egg (assuming it weighs 50 g), then the result would be a maximum temperature rise after 60 minutes of only 13°C. Even if the egg was at room temperature before starting the experiment, the result would still be far below the temperature actually needed to cook an egg (which is approx. 65-70°C).

In reality, an egg placed between two phones would have a much lower temperature rise because the egg is not thermally insulated and it would only absorb a small portion of the energy emitted.


#copied

[size=20pt]Hi everyone, how much is the official maximum allowable amount of money to travel with into Nigeria?

Any immigration officers on Nairaland.

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I would really love to have the stems from that cassava breed...

[size=20pt]How did I get here?...... [/size]

We told them they will lose, but they never believe.....Ntoor

Its good to marry young ladies....with 5-10 years gap.

Markafi-led PDP should be ashamed of themselves. A State High Court not even Federal High Court...Mchewww

tj4luck:
STOP PEDDLING LIES, OSOGBO WARN EDE CHEIFS

The attention of Osogbo Development Action Group (ODAG) has been drawn to a malicious press statement from the Federal Council of Ede Descendants Union which was signed by one Mr. Moshod Adeleke, the statement which dwelled so much on alleging the government of Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola of deliberately favouring Osogbo over naming of government establishments/­properties in the areas that fall within the capital city territory boundary with Ede.

The latest antic of the Ede people to cause chaos in the State of Osun was their wrong allegation leveled against the Osun State Capital Territory Development Authority. The Ede people wrongly alleged the governor of Osun State as anti Ede for giving directive to address government establishments as Osogbo.

We would have treated the press statement as unworthy of reaction, except for the unsuspecting members of the public who may fall for such sugarcoated statement, intended to mislead the public by the Federal Council of Ede Descendants Union. The Ede people, as represented by the union, in a sudden twist chose to hide under Capital City Territory to frivolously claim ownership of Okepupa, which by deception Ede people referred to as Abere.
Whereas Oshogbo became a capital city in1991, their (Ede people) lust to claim a larger part of Osogboland has been on since 1879 during the colonial era with each of their attempts ending in a brazen ignominy and defeat.

History, records and facts have it on good authority and could be made available to the general public that Oshogbo is the rightful, legal, genuine and authentic owner of the land housing Osun State Secretariat, Nigeria Custom Service covering Oranmiyan New town up to the Nigeria Police Zone X1.

If the Ede community need to be schooled on the length and breadth and workings of the Capital City Development Authority, we would not hesitate to teach them.
Should the state government give out instructions that the Osun Odua Farmers’ Academy, Aisu-Ede, NYSC permanent Orientation Camp, Aisu-Ede, etc that fall within the Capital City Territory be named or addressed as Osogbo, then they can raise alarm if they so desire.

We like to state clearly that the press statement lacked in its entirety any substance that demands attention, hence, it is inconsequential, baseless and does not have any sense of direction but just a distortion of facts, vendetta and a calculated attempt to further rape the state government into supporting their long lost battle to claim a substantial part of Osogboland.

For avoidance of doubt, we challenge Mr. Moshod Adeleke or any other person from the entire Ede community to be man enough to list the government establishments they claim are within the Capital City territory named after Osogbo that rightfully belong to Ede.

We equally like to appeal to the entire Ede community to be courageous enough to tell the whole world the outcome of their attempts in various courts of competent jurisdictions on the rightful and authentic owner of the land mass housing the State of Osun Government Secretariat, Nigeria Custom Service, Oranmiyan New Town, Osogbo up to The Nigerian Police Zone X1.
We also wish to call on the good people of Osun State and the Nigerian Media to ask the people of Ede why their claim of ownership of the said areas of land is always devoid of lawful evidences despite their numerous efforts in the court of law and tribunals.

It is bizarre and horrendously distasteful that the Edes' continue to rely on fabricated cock and bull stories that do not have a place in the sacred history of the Oduduwa's race to claim ownership. More embarrassing is the fact that the Edes' in their self adulation continue to think that in a 21st century Nigeria, “Might is right”.
Each time they address the press, instead of them to come out with incontrovertible facts of ownership, they keep threatening with war songs as if they own the monopoly of violence.

In the press statement by the Federal Council of Ede Descendants Union, Mr. Adeleke and indeed the Ede people goofed by claiming that the popular Oloro stream near Ataoja School of Science is the boundary between Osogbo and Ede, while they were correct that Elesin stream is our common boundary, they erred by notoriously claiming that ("Odo Olooro" Oloro stream which is the stream close to Ataoja School of Science is the same as Elesin stream.

Over and over again, it has been established by different courts and tribunals that ("odo elesiin" Elesin stream is close to the fence of Nigeria Police, Zone X1 and it is the authentic and lawful recognized boundary between Osogbo and Ede.
Judgment in 1879 at the presence of the then Baale Ibadan now Olu Ibadan and the District Officer favoured Oshogbo.In 1929, the Asst. District Officer, Osogbo, Oyo Province, R.W. Wilkes at the instance of Ataoja of Osogbo and Timi of Ede, Oba Lagunju, the District Officer affirmed the Elesin stream near where the Nigeria Police Zone X1 now resides as the authentic boundary between Osogbo and Ede. The then Timi agreed and the matter was laid to rest.After the death of Timi Lagunju the Ede decided to start another trouble, prompting the then Ataoja to order the Edefarmers farming in the area now wrongly called Abere to vacate the area, the new Timi as at then, Timi Akangbe later acquiesced to the 1929 agreement which upheld the 1879 boundary resolution. Again, Timi Ipinoye wrote in 1935 an appeal letter begging the then Ataoja to please allow his subjects to continue to farm on the said area of land with a promise that they would be law abiding and pay their dues "Isakole" as at when due to the Ataoja of Osogbo.

It is instructive to note that aside the previous failed attempts by succeeding Timi(s) of Ede to claim part of Osogboland, other attempts were met with stiff resistance and in 1951, 1989, 1996, 2000, 2006 and most recently in 2010 further confirmed Osogbo as the rightful owner of the Osun State Secretariat area up to the Nigeria Police Zone X1 Headquarters.

All evidences, judgments and records affirming the authentication of Osogbo as the legitimate owner is domicile in public archives.

We at Oshogbo Development Action Group(ODAG) are however; taken aback with the series of lies contained in the press statement signed by the vice chairman of Federal Council of Ede Descendants Union. Their claim that the erstwhile governor of Osun State, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola, gave the Ede community the sum of five hundred thousand naira for the construction of a palace is the most illogical affront the Ede Descendant Union could come up with. We urge the Ede people to tell the whole world the truth on how Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola demolished a miniature erection that was built very close to the State secretariat with a stern warning that the land belongs to Osogbo and that they must not encroach on the land again.
The Ede in-council again in the purported press statement in the most cheaply manner claimed Chief Bisi Akande consulted the Timi of Ede before he commenced the building of the most beautiful State Secretariat in the whole of West Africa in Osogbo. The question is simple, are they saying Ede is the capital of Osun state? Or were they sleeping or deaf when Chief Akande during his last visit to Bola Ige House, repeatedly told guest and the Ede on ground during the re-opening of Bola Ige Secretariat, Osogbo by Rauf Aregbesola that all he knows is that the State Secretariat is rightly cited in Osogbo.
We like to remind them that the State secretariat was cited in the early 90s by Governor Isiaka Adeleke an Ede prominent son and that communiqué signed by Governor Isiaka Adeleke addressing the location of the State secretariat as Gbongan-Ibadan road, Oshogbo is still very much available.

*Signed:*
Ghasali Daud
Coordinator

Stop peddling false information on social media.

This is a right step in the right direction. We all know Rome is not built in a day, it's a gradual process. If the government can really do this and get this right, it will go a long way for aspiring car owners because it's the way it's been done in all advanced countries.

For those screaming "drive on which road" and "empty stomach".

It is definitely left for the owner to take good care of their car, know where to drive the car that won't damage it, or did you expect the government to maintain the car for you.

For those screaming on empty stomach...It's definitely not for you yet (no insult intended), get a good job, feed yourself and trust me you will be able to afford one.

Google is to penalise websites that feature intrusive pop-up adverts. It is updating the algorithms used to rank its search results so that offending pages are more likely to get lower placings.

The change is due to come into effect on 10 January. Google makes much of its money from placing ads on the mobile web. One expert said the company wanted to give users one less reason to use ad-blockers or search within apps instead.

For its part, Google said the move should make using some of its results less frustrating. "Pages that show intrusive interstitials [elements that cover the content] provide a poorer experience to users than other pages where content is immediately accessible," it blogged. "This can be problematic on mobile devices where screens are often smaller."
Punishing pop-ups

The California-based company gave three examples of practices it wanted to discourage: pop-ups that covered part of the main content when the user clicked on to a page an intermediary webpage that had to be dismissed before the main content could be seen an ad that filled the web browser's screen so users had to scroll down "below the fold" before they could see the material they wanted Google will, however, make some exceptions.

Pop-ups that alert readers to the use of cookies are still permissible, for example, as are ones that require log-in details to let visitors get behind a paywall.

"Google is one of the largest advertising companies in the world, but it's in a very different position to Facebook, Snapchat and other global media consumption apps," said Daniel Knapp, senior director of advertising research at the IHS consultancy. "Google is still very reliant on the desktop and mobile web to make money, and it's much more difficult to clean up that experience than the native app environments. "That's why it needs to tighten the screws on everyone with this crackdown."

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37178470

Based on this estimate, Bayelsa has been collecting the highest allocation per local govt close to N1Billion every month. The state should be the richest and the most developed state in the country, this is not mentioning the separate LGA allocation.

However, despite all these, the state is still owing workers and lecturers up to 6months salary. A state being ruled by PDP since inception. My brothers from the south should ask their leaders what they have been doing exactly with all the money allocated to them, it's their collective wealth being squandered by some useless corrupt politicians.

But the way nature will have it, they won't, due to their ethnic bigotry.....

[size=22pt]N1Billion/LGA every 4weeks[/size]......

LOL....guys spare the Op.

Actually her breast is sagged, even more glaring with the padded bra, just imagine how dangling it would be when the bra is removed. A small girl for that matter.

However, all said, that doesn't mean you guys should be abusing her with that....

Good day guys, if there is any Nigerian PhD student anywhere in the world currently doing research in the field of Internet of Things, Semantic Web, Ontology, Wireless Sensor Networks.

Kindly let us get to know each other, share ideas and collaborate. It will be a great thing for our career development. I am in the second year of my PhD research at a University in South Africa.

B.Tech Computer Science

M.Sc Information Systems (India)

P.hD Information Technology (1st Year)(South Africa)

Research Area: Semantic Integration of Wireless Sensors Data for Internet of Things (IoT)

My email is lokeloke9300@gmail.com, feel free to get in touch. I will go through this thread from the beginning to the end and list the moniker of PhD researchers in the aforementioned field in this post.

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Cheers

When Arsenal fans see this...

India government are hypocrite, despite the fact that these set of people are the one that developed New Dehli, Mumbai, Calcutta, Goa and Hydrerbad.

In fact, they owned 75.54% and 90.56% of properties in Mumbai and Calcutta respectively.

They still labelled them as drug traffickers.

Shame

It is called sarcasm, stop making a mole hill out of nothing. I spent 2 years in India when I was doing my masters, I had a good knowledge about how the India society think and reason. Definitely, not all Nigerians in India are into drug or other crimes. Besides, how many Nigerians are living in India compared to India population.

I schooled in Hyderabad, Telangana (formerly Andhra Pradesh) and the population of that state alone is over 250million people. So, stop making is looks as if it's only Nigerians committing crime in India.

Many Indians are also into the drug trade with the bad Nigerians, but the police will never arrest them or report their arrest in the Indian news.

Indians are racist despite the fact that I dated couples of nice Indian ladies, but Indian society will always make every effort to tarnish the image of Africans.

However, I don't really blame you or other Indians castigating Africans, I only blame my bad brothers from the South Yeast engaging in crime!!!

Forget all this Bitterleaf drink etc.

Buy Retino-A cream (less than N2000 per tube), you can start with 0.025%, apply every night and you can use sunscren SPF15, if you working in the sun during the day.

Come back after 2 weeks to share your testimony.

Bigcake:
All i can see is a man who has gone to bury his charms in the cemetry.

May God forgive you

Honestly, this is the right time to intensify the bombing, the girls are dead to me even though they still alive, because surely the Boko Haram are gonna use them as suicide bombers. For the first time since a long while, it shows our military and airforce men are now hitting the right target, the terrorist will continue using the remaining girls as human shield. Now is the time to level the entire Sambisa forest honestly.

[size=16pt]Eko oni baje o[/size]

Good Job NA

God Bless PMB...

I need am for my girlfriend...lol