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People who are not in the system wont know what is happening. My sister got paid part of 2016 yesterday.

stephleena:
afonja

Flat heads

stephleena:
how??am confused.

Like manage our home

What will happen if u sleep in the room?

abdeiz:
My fellow nairalanders, I'm a Muslim corper from one of the states in the north central serving in a state in the east.

I'm have a conundrum right now, I was lucky to have the opportunity to change my ppa to a new one because of reasons. I have finally gotten a new ppa but the problem is the accommodation provided for me has a dead person buried in it and I do not feel comfortable at all with that(obviously).

The new ppa have claimed that there isn't any other accommodation left which I highly doubt, problem is they furnished the room and provided other miscellaneous just for me to make my stay very comfortable and I'd feel bad if I turn them down.


I decided to wait till when the next set of Corpers are passing out leaving vacancies abound but my cash situation is tight and I can't wait further.

Note: I could accept them and enjoy the place until I get a another new ppa which I'd have peace of mind but I have conscience and I can't do such.

OR

I should reject the new ppa and manage my current ppa with its damning conditions, exercise patience and suffer for a while till I get a better place?

The day eve gave man apple, the world ended.

emefav:
Pastor Abel Eku, who served the Christ Chosen Church of God for 25 years, has been arrested for planting explosives at the headquarters of his church. It was gathered that the Benin-based Pastor planted explosives at the church headquarters on January 22, scheduled to be the day for the church's international conference.

The Pastor who was arrested after the bomb was detected and detonated by security operatives of the Edo State Police command, confessed to committing the crime. He further disclosed that he manufactured and planted the bombs, as a way of revenging his bitter dismissal from the church over marital issues.

The 57-year-old Pastor further told newsmen, that he had a rethink and called the church's officials telling them about the location of the bomb, which he alleged wasn't meant to kill but to scare his church members and elders.

“I am 57 years old. I had marital issues with my wife. We came to the church to resolve it and it was not resolved. It led to my dismissal. I was very bitter about the dismissal. I don’t have the intention of killing people. My action is very bad.”

On how he was made a pastor in the church, Pastor Abel said his parents offered him to the church as a first fruit because of inability to have children. “I was given to the church as a first issue.
My parents were married for many years without any issue, so they vowed at the alter that any first child God gave to them would be given to the church. That was how they gave me to the church" he said.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/pastor-arrested-while-trying-to-bomb.html

If the autopsy says she has no hand in it, she is Damn free my sister. They are adults and allowed to fuuuuck mehn.

Michelle55:
the man died in active service nd as 4 d LovePeddler, d witches in ur village jst concluded on ur mata. Rip(rest in prison) to d lady! When we av eligible nd promising young men dat are wiln 2 take a walk wit u,bt ur greed no let u c road sotey na marid man(anoda woman's hubby)u gree follow.i wish u a swt service life in kirikiri.. Mtcheeeeew,abeg next news jawe!

She no dey shiiit? Mess nko? Na wa oooo

Lol

stephleena:
how??am confused.

Oh that's really nice. I want to be my manager if you don't mind.

stephleena:
ooooh,that's for braiding..

Sweetie u mean u do attachment N1,200? Please can I apply to love you?

stephleena:
which kain nonsense be this??when attachment is 1,200as against 850#..mtcheew..only mathematics students go fit understand that nonsense presentation above.

God bless women. Sometimes I wonder how they push us out from their body. As a man and u have ever had hard big shiit refused to cum out of ur nyash, then u will respect women. NL women I love you all. You will always find God men who won't beat you up in Jesus name.

PapiNigga:
Probably the first time I'm seeing something of such...


These lovely photos of pregnant Sandra and her baby bump as she played the role of a bridesmaid at a wedding ceremony over the weekend are currently going viral... #tosindipo2017

Photo Credit: Olamint Photography

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/pregnant-naija-lady-plays-role-of.html?m=1

For what exactly? He met it at N250 per dollar. After they have made mad ass gain for 2yrs, dem cum tire. Wake up and direct ur blessings to ur family. They need it more kid.

Benekruku:
God bless His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)


God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria

Meanwhile my friend in America at his place of work was mistaking a white babes smile to him as she wanted him to 4ucck her punaa badly and ever since he asked for her Facebook account so they can be chatting, she stopped talking and smiling at him. My useless friend who thinks his in the l of oloshos is no scared not to lose his job. Looool

The two Zambian men are ugly and not running a government but a church reminds me of those those oloshos in nigerian churches that call fake assss pastors daddy. Loool

Naijahelm:
A Malawian Minister sitting on the floor while addressing President Peter Mutharika.

Yesterday, Zambia Livestock and Fisheries Minister, Michael Katambo was pictured kneeling down while addressing President Edgar Chagwa Lungu..

Credit: Africa Facts Zone

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/malawian-minister-sits-on-floor-while.html?m=1

Magu at work. Magu is an illiterate. Quote me and u will not sleep well tonight.

chie8:
Controversial senator Dino while introducing himself at senate plenary today said his name is Dino Melaye,a very authentic ABU graduate.He said......

"My name is Dino Melaye, representing Kogi West and a VERY AUTHENTIC GRADUATE of Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria"

Senator Dino Melaye says at Senate plenary on Tuesday.


This man eeeh!Him no get chill for anybody



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/name-is-dino-melayea-very-authentic-abu.html?m=1

No. Well dressed and decent. Even the black policemen are lovely.

Rossikk:
Sweet because they are white? Slave.

Lesson to those that goes to pastors, alfas and babalawos. Go to God in prayers and he will answer cus he has already given us access to him. This lady met her end chasing nothing. RIP madam

See as police sweet not in zoogeria

What an entertainment zoo country. Otobo is gone. Now is Dino

Those wey know book where dem dey? Abeg Dino carry go.

Wow too harsh. but there was attempted murder and people should look beyond the phone. Well it can be appealed.

Satanic girl. Who lied to you that you are pretty?

FlirtyKaren:
A Nigerian lady based in Lagos revealed yesterday that she gets angry when she sees people who aren't very physically appealing succeeding more than her.

Niki wrote on Twitter:

I get angry and when I see people that aren't very physically appealing succeeding more than me.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/meet-pretty-lagos-babe-who-gets-angry.html

Well he lived longer to enjoy his wealth. RIP sir.

Na small thing the guy take escape edo state governor

chimere66:
The STAR Fan Park at the Agege Stadium, Lagos was so lit! Falz & DJ Neptune were aon ground to entertain the crowd.Also Pinnick was in attendance.

Check out photos of Falz showing his football skills below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/falz-shows-his-football-skills-at-star.html?m=1

See what that short man micheal obi has become like molded eba

They have their boy too who owns a forum and his always in a rush to post fake news out. Yes that Afonja boy, I am referring to you.

One of the child kept face like watery shiiit and the other like mess.

I know I can never feel what dis kids are feeling now cus my dad won't hold any appointment. But I am here to say to my unborn kids, daddy is gonna make u guys live lavishly. Just too hard to meet an unolosho mom for u guys but there is hope. Love you my kids from daddy.

Naijahelm:
President Muhammadu Buhari is pictured with his Lookalike son, Yusuf Buhari and daughters at the State House, Abuja.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/president-buhari-pictured-with-his.html?m=1

This is called land usage unlike in zoo where lands are abused and waste

You be sweet fooool

richidinho:
i still dont understand, abeg use pidgin

End time xenophobia pastor