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MBOK when ke ete ebok oro oyom ndi di?
maybe nya di, maybe idi eh!
okuk ibaha but mkpe di nye top eyen ye
red head catapult. ete oro edi ibak.
hahahahahahaha

EternalTruth:
uyai iban afo aya aba ku usen ado buhari abi di Uyo?

ku boro unam ikot mkpo iko

EternalTruth:
Da mmekpa ye imam.

if i catch this jubril for my village
him go know say my village different
from other villages.
i go first fire am with my red head catapult
after which i go send ekpo itiaba
followed by ekpe ikpoukot.
let him try me and see
who get am make them warn am
to steer clear from akwa ibom
unam ikot akana den.

kahal29:
BREAKING: President @MBuhari flags off his 2019 Presidential Campaign in Uyo Akwa Ibom State on Friday, December 28, 2018

https://mobile.twitter.com/focusakwaibom/status/1075024255073566720

Then who are we the common man with little or no form of security.
Na only God de save us.
this is contradictory!
since na God dey save us, you (we) don't need any other form of security
my opinion. no vex

davillian:
If ex chief of defence staff can be assassinated
Then who are we the common man with little or no form of security .
Nigeria is indeed a shiiiit hole.
Na only God de save us.

forget this news if its really coming from PM NEWS
I sometimes wonder if PM NEWS Paper belongs to Lia Mohammed
can never forget when this same PM news announced the death of
Alhaji Dan Kabo. Then he was still alive, strong and Healthy. We just had a meeting
in Kaboil. they are bunch of liars

Islie:
http://pmexpressng.com/man-dies-hotel-sex-competition/

my Question is how did these 2 RABBITS-LIKE CREATURE lured this
matured woman to an hotel room? What did they used to lured her?
am a matured lady, definitely these LIMBS OF DEMON cant even come close
in the first place. If na business, we meet in an open place, ofcos i won't be there alone.
please ladies, lets help ourselves. no just follow anybody. Look before you leap.
be content with the lil you have while working for what you have.
may your soul rest in peace. so sad

SMILES

jayextra:
Lol i want him to feel the pain that mom nd daughter went through...Lolz nd u added fire to the tumour.

I was rushing to see a guitar like kind of creature
or a fish playing guitar only to see this
RED EYE creature like person wey drink
ogogoro for first time
and by the way, must we kill everything?

Jason555:
According to local Fisher men they went out fishing this morning casting their net in the lagoon then they felt a rush in the net, then they pulled it out hoping to see a fish but saw a weirdly looking creature.

After various Stabbing, it took the fish 20mins to die, some people say it was a sting ray but a sting ray won't be able to survive in a lagoon, the fish was measured the length of 5.5 feet and a wing span of 3 feet

Lagos isale eko

Source : https://www.collegegist.com.ng/p/534/photos-see-this-mysterious-creature-caught-by-fishermen-in-l

do you want Jimmy Agbaje or Same of the same?
that was agbaje asking Lagosian some years back if
they want him or another Tinubu in the person of fashola

i like your spirit. until I win, I will not rest
am solidly behind you
UP PDP, FOREVER PDP

CAPITAL AMEN PLUS FIRE
But Y ball?
oh wo yooooooooo siah!!!!!!!

jayextra:
A Demented atheist still used IJN....may that tumour locate ur balls IJN Amen.

ubaikpa ino
ndito ino
se iso mmo nte ino
Abasi mbok kan do ohhhh!

i think rather than come here and disgrace his friend
he should have sort it out with him.
so what happens if he gives you another cheque
or money? lez be our brothers keepers.
i know its painful going to the bank to queue
and come back empty handed.

PurplePatch:
There is absolutely nothing we won't find on social media.

If the cheque hadn't bounced would you have come to tell us? Why can't we just keep a sealed lip over some frivolous issues.

Tell him

TheGreenLand:
There is power in the name of JESUS truly.
The name Lucifer hears and tremble while confessing simultaneously.
Halleluyah!

SEE AS YOU DEY BEG SMALL GIRL
NA WA FOR YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY

EastGold:
Give boys small cleavage na

amen

OKPANAMchief:
The blood will hunt him soon.

hmmmmmmm luxury apartment
well done AY
but don't you think you are
exposing too much to them bad feofle?
may God keep you safe oh!

tendingNews:
Source: http://www..com/2018/12/mansion-inside-ay-makun-house-in-lekki.html?m=1

let them keep disgracing themselves

Ayoswit:
Abi o my sister. Some ladies would even marry monkey if money grow on trees.

what was your response?

hmmmmmmmm
you follow me see what i see?
lez say what a grandfather-granddaughter relationship
tufia even if him take pounds sterling sew agbada
no way.

Ayoswit:
What a father-daughter relationship

hahahahahahaha
no be small masculine shoulders
i wonder who do Mercy this thing
too bad. not like the beautiful Mercy i know.
hmmmmmmmm

Skirmishes:
See her masculine shoulders..

Spittt

i have account in both banks
what do i do?

may your soul find rest in the Lord.

nice comment bro. nothing but the truth
the deaf dance to it without hearing
the cripples were not left out,
it tame the mad man on the street
and changes the atmosphere
it was a kind of song that could resurrects
dead body. I still have it till date.

Mafizo:
Awilo still remain the greatest African musician till date .Take it or not.
His songs were loved by all races, he promoted African music to the world.
From Europe to the Americas,to Asia and Oceania his song was played...Whites flooded his shows abroad not the likes of Davido,wizkid etc show that only Africans living in diaspora attends....Come on, this dude songs topped the US music chart back in his days, topped the likes of 50cent,puff daddy,nelly, snopp dogg etc which no African has done till date..Has davido,wizkid etc songs ever topped the likes of drake,lil Wayne,Nicky minaj,future songs in U.S. ?

He popularised the makossa dance, a dance no other african dance can beat till date; forget those shaku shaku and shoki, them no reach makossa.The whites loved the dance. I'm not being nostalgic here,am truthful . Just remember how makossa dance reign that year

when DOG bite man, Its normal
when MAN bite dog, eyebrows are raised.
God dey

its easy to say this cos na man
if na woman, you will cry foul
ride on

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Allow the man to enjoy other fresh foods.


Man shall not live by bread alone.

uwc

JasonScoolari:
Thanks!

i like your comment and also add
a capital AMEN to it
I pray same to myself

JasonScoolari:
The informant was given just N150, 000. The informant felt the money given to him was too small. He approached Ubi and complained. Attempting to placate the informant, Ubi told him that the money the gang made from the robbery was not enough, stressing that the buyer was yet to finish payment. Not satisfied, the informant went to complain to other members of the gang.“Other gang members told him that his share was actually N3 million and that it was handed over to Ubi. He went back to Ubi,but Ubi denied, insisting that the other gang members were lying. Angry and feeling cheated, the informant decided to give himself up to the police just to ensure that Ubi was arrested. So, on that fateful day, he walked into IRT office and announced to anyone who cared to listen that he was an armed robber. He was ready to go down and wanted to drag Ubi with him.”




What a great testimony to the owner of the goods.






Dear Lord,
Whatever the enemies have stolen from your son Jason, cause a big confusion in their midst and make them return it in seven folds.

Thank you Lord.

i need to know your job description
you dey kill elephant?
when i get your response, you shall get my advice

shame on this man
shame on the woman
shame on the 15 yr old girl
A 15 yr old opening leg for a wrinkled.........
tufia

stone them well

pastie:
Are you just waking up ?


Nothing good will ever come out of this regime.

To all the APC zombies quoting me, take am