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You are going to Aba? hmmmm, beware of the bakaasi boys. They can deliver jungle justice at a whim. Besides, Aba is about to be waterlogged. Its so sad the ngwa habitats refused to do something about it.

Thought this 'spose to be about igbo music. What are you gurls yapping about. Please, move it to a chat room or

monshege:
yes ooo. we no dey play o. i learned to chec from time to time for update

I can see that now

[quote author=oko_obo link=topic=19138.msg1101592#msg1101592 date=1178668965]una do o.[/quote]Eche mu na ndi n'asu dooo bu ndi benin?

monshege:
Ynot, ndewo oooo

Kedu kime? You people are serious ooo. I left a few days ago only to come back to read 5 pages.

Hello, anyone at home?

babyosisi:
kedu nno ka nwanyi Chineke goziri agozi ga eji we mee onwe ya anu nta nta?

Because unu bu umunwanyi anaghi acho inu eziokwu. Y'all prefer when we lie our behind off. Makes the story more advanturous and exciting.

Imaro zi n'obu ufodu umunwayi ji aka ha mee onwe ha futubol.

TCUBE:
what do u mean by "they won the house" 51 to 49 aint cutting nothing .they just can't stop bush with that number in the senate house

They need just 7 or 9 votes from the republicans to override the president's veto on the 'deadline attached 'war fund.

dominobaby:
Ani me kele unu O! *hope i got that correct.*

I think the right way to say it is: A nam ekele unu oooo. But we got your point.
Nnooo. Anyi n'ekele kwa gi ooooo.

babyosisi:
I mean -50degrees temperature lol

Aghotaram the meaning. Never heard someone put it that way before though.

walmart:
Apart from electricity, water, roads, Naija is not bad. If I have all these will live in naija

Not with a name like walmart. We will rob you blind.

babyosisi:
romeo,o mu nwa k'i nakpo doll baby kporo nku?
Oyi minus 50 degrees mekpaa gi onu na cyprus.

LOL. baby, ke kwa nke bu oyi minus 50 degree. Chei, engligbo n'ato uto.

Long One:
Hell Yeah, i'm serving in a federal instituition n there is nothing to do, i really feel i'm watching my youth fly away.

You're in jail?

romeo:
God don chop my heart finish

Now, that was funny.

k'odi nu later. Achoro ije mee mmanu igbo na nke 'popeye'. Nke nwanyi jere oru and achoro m isi nri.

Romeo, i'm here ooo. looking like lucozade.

monshege:
Ynot, ndewo, i biala, i zutakwara ihe ahia

Nna, onwere ihe m zutara. Ana m eche ka akwuo ugwu oru.

nnenneigbo:
YNOT
i wuchaputa eh

Nne, kedu kime?

whitelexi:
LOL, Kedi ya? ya puta nu?

ejere'm je fu pericoma

Pericoma n'ayi ajo aru.

Ok. kachi foo.

monshege:
nnenne, i bayela na fuel motor mu na anwupu

nnenneigbo:
i sim la kpuo? ura di kwam na anya, ok ka m soro romeo lakpo before o lock o uzo ya.

Romeo
mehere mu uzooooo
mehere mu uzo ka m mbata
mehere m mu uzoo

Ynot na monshege, chere num ne ezi make a sure sure na o mehere uzo. chi ejiela. make sure i'm safe before u you leave

I'm sure romeo won't mind. He's looking for his juliet.

nnenneigbo:
ynot i tust you'll keep this btwme and you ok.

Romeo o kwa okpa mebiri emebi ka i ga agbata oso buputara anyi.
Ynot na monshege a na anuri. maka okpa o nweter kemgbe 3 years ago. apiri unu di too much

Don't worry, you secret is safe with me. I don't reveal secrets. A bu m nwa fada.

nnenneigbo:
a gwakala onye ozo bikonu ok. o kwa soso gi na romeo ka m na agwa.

I'm still here, remember?

Romeo, i suggest to make it so people can read post without registering. Then if one wants to post, he can now register. Most people don't like to be forced into registering without seeing whats going on.

monshege:
mba nu nu. romeo ga eweta ya. o ma ofuma na o buru na owetaghi ya, ohaneze ga aju ya ugwo toll gate

hmm, i don't know the achicha you know. the achicha i know is made from ede (cocoyam). you boil the big cocoyam (not the small ones). you boil them overnight, and in the wee hours of the morning, everyone in the family come out with their knife. the children gather in one corner and you put their share in a plate with palm oil and salt and thats their breakfast
then the adult gather one side. they peel the boiled cocoyam, cut it into well shaped small pieces while laughing and gisting. afterwards, they put 'em in "nkata" and then put the nkata on "ekwu" for them to dry. when they are dried well well, you bag them
when its time or season to eat 'em, you put them in "ikwe", pound them to pieces, and then, oh! i miss village

I miss the village too. My grand dad had this nkata full of dried meat of different kind. Add that to a freshly tapped palm wine and you are really home. Do you remember roasted corn with ube?

Nne, ihere na eme di Abia na Imo isu asusu igbo na public.

Nne, a na m ahu n'ihe na ahu na nzuzo.

Monshege, achicha ede ka m n'ekwu.

Romeo, don't forget to buy our ladies bread at Nkpoo junction on our way back.

romeo:
ndi be any na eji ji na green eme ndi mmadu welcome

Oh my, i miss ji na green. Unu echetara nchu-awu??

monshege:
oh, i was told the other day that the commonest food you can get from my place is abacha. that is, the most common food/kola presented to a visitor is abacha. me think is an expensive kola, but i don't know for y'all. so abeg ohaneze, kedu the commonest nri unu ji eme oji na obia bia na ulo gi ma o bu na obodo gi.

Nkwu ocha na achicha k'anyi ji eme oji.

monshege:
nne oma, i ma how far. i go take you out, mana ima na onye richaa okwu ugwo.
igba ngwu oka a.k.a anyaraanya oka is like okpa, it is also like moi moi but instead of beans for moi moi you use corn/maize. believe me when i say that moi moi is better

Thought the right is igba oka??

Romeo iwe gi adina oku. i forfeit. Biko buputa nri ka ohaneze ria.

whitelexi:
obu so so ishiri ya inri ka nwayi ahu ga ne me?

Ochozikwa ka omee ihe ozo, imara na o ga eje hu umunna.

nnenneigbo:
@ monshege
o dika i choro nsogbo
m si na romeo ynot ewewa iwe, m si na ynot, romeo a gaghi ekwe m soro rie nri.

onye gbakara, ma onwe ya, but i don't want to say the persons name

Nne kpo result na onwere ihe g'eme. Anyi aburu zi umuaka.

monshege:
Ynot, ego igwe ka m ji. ma na amaghi m nke ichoro, o bu isi eliza ka ichoro ka o bu isi Bush.

Hahahaha. Achorom isi Benjamin. Bush anaghi eweta oku.

Methinks anyi g'ebido chowara romeo nwanyi to help him cook.

monshege:
Ynot, o bu ukwu gi bu ihe a mu na anu. echekwara m na o bu nnukwu ehi na abia

@whitelexi,
nnoo

yes oo. na meeoo. Infact, all i need now is for you guys to start spraying me with ego oyibo.

Igee nti ofuma, i g'anu ka ukwu m n'ajo gidi gbam.

Nne, Mgbe onye tetara bu ututu ya. I must warn you guys. I'm a professional aku n'echi enyi dancer.