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adorablepepple:
Useless youths everywhere, the body is now like a dirt bag....

Why feeling pained? Where you not once disvirgined?

ZarZar:
1 hour 30 minutes? What are you, a snail? That is not sex, that is a marathon. I hope you give her breaks to at least drink some water with your long sessions. That is too long & too much. I'd start humming nursery rhymes out of boredom by the 30 minutes benchmark. LOL!

Are you high??

Jkfc:
We do, even in that 5 minutes and she's pushing me to insert, then two minutes later she's pushing me to uninsert....

Put it and don't put it in.... A movie by ukwa

dolphinife:
His spinal cord would have been shredded into pieces by the Python....

But is it possible for ordinary python to swallow a human being as huge as that man?

Python can swallow a whole cow

Someone died some years back and was hurriedly buried in my area.... It rained heavily that same night and the boy woke up from his grave with white clothe wrapped around him.... He trecked home inside the heavy rain... When he knocked on his parents door.... Everybody picked race

YesNo:
Run Forrest... Run.

One of my best movies ever.

That run that was like forever

An india movie which made me cried while growing up was parivarr.... Acted by Jimmy and his dog.... He was so poor in that movie and his beloved dog helped him to do almost everything ....

Saving private Ryan made me cried small....

sweet November.... That last moment when chalize Theron was telling keanu reaves to forget about her forever that she's not what he thought she was.... The sound tract that moment made me shed some tears

I assumed my friend had money so I said we should all go to a restaurant.... After finished eating I asked him to pay... He sweared he wasnt having any cash... We sat for like 30more minutes thinking of our next line of action. At the end of the day my guy was detained while I trecked home to looked for the cash. Wasn't funny... My fault though

Humility017:
that guy is good...abeg
still remember his play against arsenal in the Fa cup final...when he was in hull city and also saving us from embarrassment against RSA in uyo...
he is a very brilliant player....that every day I wish I could lay hands on the super eagles players and fight them...what was needed was to shot frm outside the box not to get into the RSA penalty box...aluko introduction solved this problem as he knew what was expected and he did the needful
that guy is good
though we won't miss his absence much because of the presence of etebo...
they both have similar brilliance and score brilliant goals when needed

Correct my brother.... Anyone who's doubting Alukos abilities should watch all the matches he's featured for Nigeria most especially against RSA

StarBukola:
Some Dr knows when a patient will not make it, I did my it in an hospital so I no what am saying, it a real pity he died honestly, such a fine tall guy, like a glass a tall of water... Rip. I just hope nysc no talk say dey no send him make e go play ball

Doctors are supposed to assumed every patient have that ability to survived no matter the state of his or her illness

Vtrendx:
With the rate at which ladies a exposing their breast on social media is it still a private part.

Today you go hear rude queen causes calamity as she exposes her boobs on Instagram tomorrow you go hear Lagos big girl shut down Instagram with her boobs ah ah wetin happen. Breast breast breast everywhere.

Before you know now dem go start to de expose yan# and vagina before you know it it will become a norm just like the display of boobs reality and even on social media - the worst of it. God help this world.

Chai smh smh

It's the nipples that is now the private part in a chest... Sooner this part will no longer be private anymore... It's gradually coming down there

He never pressured me about marriage. He never asked for large sums of money like they typically do in these situations so I was confused. My heart was in it 100% but my gut was telling me to RUN and I'm glad I left. I feel bad for the. Ew girl because she probably has no idea what she's dealing with.

That girl might be able to change him you never can tell

Akell:
sequel to your application for the post of client service executive, you're hereby shortlisted for test and interview at aiico house, 2 oba akran avenue, opposite Dunlop on friday 17th of March 2017, by 10am. call ......... for further inquiry.




please who got same or knows what the role entails?

American international insurance company.... Purely marketing

donfelix4sure:
To Debbie n all d promisin pple in d house
I got my great job on wednesdy aftr series of interview in d past two weeks.
Special thnks to Debbie cos I d job opening through one of her posts.
To all those stil belivin God,plz dnt give up yet.Keep sowin d seed of applications,u nevr can tel which will germinate.
I started followin diz thread abt a month ago.Debbie keep dz wrk on.
I appreciate evry applicants.[color=#990000][/color] Godwin

What efforts have you made to show her your appreciation ? Not just thanking her here on the thread

benuejosh:
English why?

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Mr perfect I hail

hardbody:
Lol. Prove me wrong na

You are just being wicked.... Haba northern universities don't teach with Hausa or Arabic biko

Livestream no dey?

hardbody:
I neither speak nor write or even understand Arabic, their language of lecturing, so I can only but agree with you.

Not true

hardbody:
Really? At the above.

Expand your horizon bro, you will be the better for it. I hold three degrees from three different unis. I know what I am talking about.

You can't come out with First Class In any of the northern universities... All these igbo and Yoruba unis

youngest85:
breast u no get, nyansh e no dey..
.......wetin ur hubby com marry?

Receive some senses in Jesus name

adorablepepple:
Pre- marital sex is wrong. She would soon tell you that she is pregnant (it's not yours though)

Grow up

ToriBlue:
She has high sex libido .

Yeah... So true

Cutehector:



Him head be like opioro mango

Lol... Barrack boy

DavidEsq:
Aha! Finally. Person wey get mind pass me don talk am. Una hear am abi. Make I climb roof face yEast direction shout am wel wel.

Lol... Funny you

delishpot:
She die on top marriage? Her family couldn't go and beat the shii out a the so called husband and drag her out of there? Abi no man for her village?

Igbos worship their husbands....if after beating an igbo wife and she mistakenly cries to her parents house to report her husband, her parents will beat her more and ask her to go apologize to her husband weather the man is right or wrong...
Igbos are slaves in their marital homes... Talking from experience

Toks2008:
And it will blow your mind that it will work out.

Dating and long courtship is for boys and girls who just want to catch fun.

How long will it take me to know if a lady is sexually pleasing to my eyes,a good cook and of course has a character good enough to risk marrying her? It does not take forever.

Just a simple background check in her place of work,house,family circle and among friends will give you a clue.

I wish you the best bro.

Thanks bro.... Wish you same

Toks2008:
We were technically married...dated for 6 years, had intro that was as grand as a small wedding but we suspended the real marriage for a reason bothering on waiting for her mum to be around as she was outside the country.

In yoruba culture a couple is considered as married after some marital ceremony is done even when the main trad wedding has not taken place..

Many people ask me why I'm single at 41 but how many people will you start telling that you started your life at 26 with a time waster.

At my age I don't even know how to woo a lady anymore...once I see that babe wey catch my fancy na marriage sure pass.

Sure Bros.... No much time anymore for dating... I dated girls but none worked out for me... Now the girl am settling down with... I didn't even date her for up to 2months ....just met her and asked her to take me to her parents... I don't care anymore!

Jones4190:
Prior to Jesus coming to this earth, the Bible reveals that only a very
few had God's Spirit. These included some of the prophets and
individuals, such as David, with whom God specifically worked ( 1
Peter 1:10-11; Psalms 51:11).
Now we must determine when people enter the Kingdom of God. Many
people today assume that people who have died with the Spirit of God
are now in heaven. But the Bible reveals that this is a
mistaken assumption.
In A.D. 31 on the Day of Pentecost, the apostle Peter said of David,
“that he is both dead and buried, and his tomb is with us to this
day” ( Acts 2:29). Years later, Paul wrote that the dead in Christ (those
who had died with God's Spirit) would be resurrected (brought back to
life) when Christ returns a second time to this earth ( 1 Thessalonians
4:17). The Kingdom of God will thus be established when Jesus
returns to this earth at some time in the future (Revelation 11:15).
The Bible reveals that no human beings have yet ascended into heaven
( John 3:13). All humans who have died (even those who have had
God's Spirit dwelling within them) are waiting in their graves for the
return of Jesus Christ to establish the Kingdom of God on earth.

Morning! Please right now am listening to a pastor whose church is closer to my house... He said he died and went to heaven... That he waited for almost an hour (was he with a wrist watch?) before an angel came to meet him. He was ordered to moved and as he was moving, he heard someone screamed "James!!! ". As he stopped to looked at the man, he realised he was a member of his church in calabar. He said the man did everything for the church then and served the church with honesty. That the man is now in heaven with crowns on his head. Please how true is this?