Lebee4: funny somehow.
Talking about the shorthand thing, its high time job seekers started avoiding it cos it corrupt writing just like pigeon English.

maybe we should try 'parrot' english as pigeon nor good. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

Only the mind can limit anyone, defeat emanates from the mind. Indeed nothing is impossible...until you think so! Go and achieve more!

when u r applying we wont know...na wen dem invite u for test u go dey look for urgent suggestion. Just read ur gmat or shl questions.

This same nigerian god condemns alcohol and smoking yet his servants/children that seek employment apply to where these stuffs are made (guiness, nig breweries, batc) and still pray to Him for favours to get the job. So hypocritical!

timilehin007: ...Having watched and followed them several times, i figured out that the auditors are way too one sided in picking, even if eminem comes to show what his got with his kind of style (we all know he raps) i swear he would be embarrassed, i.e the auditors only lied that about picking from various angles base on personal talent but obviously they dont, they only after voice, if you c̶̲̥̅̊ά̲̣̣̣̥ŋ tint your voice, make it sound angelic nightingale voice they might not let you sing for 40secds b4 they give γ̲̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇υ̲̣̥ a yes.
Secondly, this judges or what ever they are called are so disgusting, they are a big time career wrecker they are not encouraging at all..if you know you are zealous to sing and believe in yourself that γ̲̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇υ̲̣̥'ll make it in the music industry pls dnt go  MTN project fame cux if you are not fortunate to progress to the next stage the way and manners they talk to you would make you perplex and you might wana have a career re-choose cux they would subdue and downgrade you so much that you will be convince that you are not meant to sing..stupid people

Bros who be 'auditors' again. Do you mean the judges or the contestant? Plus you shld know this is a vocal competition not a rap contest, so dnt bring eminem into this.

funi

chievo: Can u guys imagine?Ethel 4rm Ghana dat was amonng d last six constestant,came back 2 audition again,she no wan make odas follow chop d money sef

are u serious? This is nonsense if she cant make something out of the consolation price she won and the fame she got, winning the ultimate price wont make her a star abeg Jennifer Hudson was 6th place in Americal Idol yet she became successful!

jstringz: ok ooooo, i hear u mr yomi2sure (head of terrorism and commander in chief of d abdul-naizi forces on nairaland)

sounds more like a decription of u....e don do! Dont derail this thread jare, we continue wen we c!

ok..iv seen it!

Idowuogbo.... Runs beer parlour @ mushin
Mrs. Chima...nanny
so on point...lmbao!

jstringz: @yomi2sure, am nt alice in d wonderland. #tongue out

lol...u r abdul-alice in nairaland

ok im not on this but you guys shld check out this job forum, naijahotjobs(dot)com cause i read there that some guys iv been called to pick their offer letters. Just check it out, i follow cos my friend is on it too...all the best

Ballotelle: Can u be disqualified due to genotype

honestly i dont know if one can or cannot be disqualified for any of the tests. But come to think of it, why r they testing you if it doesnt matter as regards ur placement for the job. Their are legal issues to denying one employment because of some of these test but you know this is Nigeria, if they find any major problem they in most cases wont even tell you, since telling you might awaken the legality of it all...God forbid, the individual might not just hear from them again. But seriously, ppl hardly have issues with medicals...just rest your mind and live an active nd not sedentary lifestly.

Smells like scam...but u guys shld be patient for the other poster's reply. It is well o

walexyll: Whaoooo,did mine 2day..those pwc guys were pretty smart...they almost made me say what i wouldnt do on a normal day...my questions were quite different from all d structured ones listed above except the question abt the relationship of my science course to pwc....they were purely practical questions,they gave me instances and asked what i wud do in such instances...asked for water bt cudnt drink it...was f**kin tensed up....but I thank God in all

lol..its well joor... U shld try and relax more next time.. Trust me this interviewers r very friendly, i call it a chat rather than an interview. Pray not to meet some expresionless 'witch or wizard' in any interview. All the best to us all and pwc.

Its sort of a complete test to know the state of ur health and how fit you are and you r likely to be as regards the demands of the job. It involve bp test, blood tests, eyes, weight, height, x-ray, hiv, pregnancy(for ladies), genotype, blood group etc.

you go soon fade. Pele Tonto

jstringz: @ yomi2sure, I swear I wasnt d one who stole ur girlfriend. I wonder what ur next response would be? Mayb u gona send me a grenade via nairaland. Am so scared

good keep wondering...

10glider: @yommy2sure
Take it easy. The guy was just asking and trying to pull my legs. It isn't easy sometimes to wait for this processes.

I guess i didnt c the 'joke' in it.

jstringz: @10glider, my friend wif d nerdy googles. Is dis interview d last stage of d recruitment? When will they end d interview self? Some of u still pending d interview, try and ask dis questions abeg when u told 2 ask them a question.

so because you've done yours all you care about is when the interview will end abi? Training is to begin third week of september... they said. Isnt that enough to calm your nerves. Whether they interview 500000 more is their headache.Some firm dont even tell you anything about resumption, they just leave to continue guesing.

welcome back, though u arent missed much

I dont think consulting is monotonous.

In as much as I wont want to sound like some pessimist, I think becoming chattered is still possible but by the time u get there (or even now) using that to get a good job might be near impossible looking at your age...but getting there will make u better fulfilled and then u can use the knowlege to better ur present business...my thoughts.

Its all progress in my judgement...enuff with the regular crap littering the market.

house of lies...really love don cheadle and his management consulting team. *Fresh air*

my dad isnt injured and i dont need a date.

star studed = buzzword

Rhino.5dm:


Ghana is just small country with economy less than that of Lagos state. stop comparing us with those ediots.

na wa o...so being small qualifies them for iidiots?

poo..... Ranking based on website traffic..then Nairaland or facebook university shld be no 1....lol.... An ABUsite is ahead of U..naturally

hmmmm they are everywhere o...Internet means Internet is an acronym for Illuminati network to eternity....throw away your phones and pcs. They want you to talk abt them yes its working.

papa giddy: God will bless her and bless the pregnacy.it shall be a supernatural delivery in jesus name. thb mother and the babies shall be well ! AMEN

supernatural bawo? Make she born through her mouth ni?

Whitney's Greatest love of all... Dats the song that describe me most!