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RomanceRe: I Wonder What Girls Do With Teddy Bears. These Girls Need To Be Re-examined by Yorisb: 12:08pm On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=Mr.okong link=topic=544522.msg7069165#msg7069165 date=1288777296]if u visit any girl with teddy-beer, she is either a witch or a lesbian/frigid[/quote]Source please. .

[quote author=MR Money £ link=topic=544522.msg7069689#msg7069689 date=1288782344]SEE SOME WHITE WOMEN (SEX SERVED),KEEP kitty CAT AT HOME FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR SEXUAL DESIRE, WHAT THEY DO IS TO TRAIN THEIR CAT IN A WAY, T[b]HE CAT LICK THEIR CLITOR IS THAT HAS BEEN SPLASHED WITH CHOCOLATE I  ICECREAM,[/quote][/b]
huh shocked angry undecided
RomanceRe: Help, I Cant Just Know How To Front This Damsel by Yorisb: 12:04pm On Nov 03, 2010
@OP

If u need liver then eat some Cow liver, it works wonders!
RomanceRe: Can This Be Love Or Just Infatuations And Lust. by Yorisb: 11:59am On Nov 03, 2010
INFATUATION NO DOUBT - We all been there!
RomanceRe: Five Tips For A Woman: by Yorisb: 11:57am On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=Cork-Mr link=topic=544563.msg7069487#msg7069487 date=1288780722]WOMEN: PLS TAKE NOTE!! angry
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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. wink

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. wink wink

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you. wink

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. wink

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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angry[/quote]LWKMDH. I loff No5 cheesy
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by Yorisb: 11:55am On Nov 03, 2010
Jehovah is Good
RomanceRe: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by Yorisb: 11:54am On Nov 03, 2010
SA Lady:
@Yorisb, Ms Potato is taken. [s]Now can I aks you to stand somewhere in the street and dont move until something hits you[/s]. C'mon be a SWEETHEART and do that for a lady
Na lie, taken by who? Hope you don't swing both ways though? tongue undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What If? by Yorisb: 11:50am On Nov 03, 2010
You know nah, why the pretence? Again Typical. . .! lol
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by Yorisb: 11:46am On Nov 03, 2010
Praise Him everyday
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 11:32am On Nov 03, 2010
MrsEve:
Speak for yourself Yorisb! angry
Why are u frowning ma Cherrie? Or Does my Bros likes nagging? undecided *hides under the tree b4 she comes*
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Do i nag? No[/color]
That's why I loff u wink
RomanceRe: IS IT A CRIME TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS. by Yorisb: 11:26am On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=544213.msg7069232#msg7069232 date=1288777955]Don't start what u can't stand angry wink[/quote]U mean u can't stand what I started? tongue wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What If? by Yorisb: 11:25am On Nov 03, 2010
aminalib:
oh how nice, ok let's do this.give me money , [/b]i buy ticket and go see with my friends, if i find suitable for you grin cuz only the best for you grin then we can go together cheesy
[b]Typical. . . smiley
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? 2 by Yorisb: 11:23am On Nov 03, 2010
Query from Boss
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 8:58am On Nov 03, 2010
Agreed but to whom much is given, much is expected *blows kisses back @ Dyt*

@OP

Everyman hates a nagging woman. FACT!
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 8:38am On Nov 03, 2010
Closer 2 thee already my lawd goddess *hugs*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Some People Here Are So Annoying Instead Of Giving Advise And Help? by Yorisb: 8:36am On Nov 03, 2010
mamaken:
if life in nigeria is easy as u describe, why thousands of people risk their life, even traveling by road to get out of that hel[/b]l!?!?!
probably [b]u r even one of them
. dont compare your stay in nigeria when u go there for holiday. thats another story.
just imagine the strugle people have on daily basis, just to get clean water to drink ( and i dont talk abt riverwater where people pee and poo inside )
Now thats being harsh to my friend sad
RomanceRe: A Dedication To Your Ex! by Yorisb: 8:33am On Nov 03, 2010
^^Lol Infact that got me gobsmacked! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Big Fat Chick With A Cute Face. by Yorisb: 8:29am On Nov 03, 2010
phboy:
I just came off a bad breakup and need a hot lady to talk to.
For Real though, I'm in Law enforcement and entertainment, and I live in ABJ. Looking for a chick who's fun and up for a good time. She could be anywhere, we'll work out the logistics later.
Aww, that must hurt!!! Nyways I got one 4 ya already but she's a bit far off tongue
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Yorisb: 8:26am On Nov 03, 2010
Dyt:
still on bt promo on sm of em dudes up dere
get slap1 wit 50% discount
yorisb wit 10%
vic (mr bones) 2%
madukalele 80%
190 cld b free
martyn n cam4all r below d bid so u can v em

hurry now
get urs
huh angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 8:24am On Nov 03, 2010
Was I shouting? You don't sense a romanticist's tone in place wink
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by Yorisb: 8:20am On Nov 03, 2010
Practice some atilogwu dance routines with my man Usher smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Parents Force Marriage On Their Children? by Yorisb: 8:16am On Nov 03, 2010
Funks:
My mum has been pestering me to marry this guy i've been dating for 4 yrs. But i can't. It's a long distance thing and it will continue to be long distance even after marriage. I cant handle it cus i'm not a long distance person. My mum is forcing him on me and she wouldn't even listen to me. What do i do?
Hmm, a bit of a hard nut here. 4yrs is alot my dear and question is, do u love this guys and what do u mean by this "It's a long distance thing and it will continue to be long distance even after marriage" statement? Doesn't he have the right mobile accessories(if u gel wat I mean)? undecided Sorry just want to get a clearer picture b4 offering my opinion.
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 8:04am On Nov 03, 2010
That you're one of 'em undecided
RomanceRe: A Dedication To Your Ex! by Yorisb: 7:56am On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=544117.msg7067500#msg7067500 date=1288745833]You know who you are, you can bite my big white butt!!!! Thank you for taking and never giving. Taught me a very valuable lesson. Now i am as hard as you!!! No song worth dedicating to your dead self. You promised to cherish and take care of my heart if i gave it to you, all you did was stomp it under your shoe! Good on you. You lost the best thing that will ever cross your path. You will never find another half as good as me and i take joy from that.[/quote]Oopps! Prolly never read anything this emotional, touching(?) harsh in a while herein undecided
RomanceRe: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by Yorisb: 7:36am On Nov 03, 2010
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7067670#msg7067670 date=1288751405]I have seperated them into categories and I believe they are the same based on their categories.

YEYE FOWL - Mr. Cork, 190, MOBO444, semid4lyfe   - The type whom loves joking around. More like Yeye fowls if you know what I mean

I AM BOSS - slap1, buccaneer7, Seun,  – the type whom likes to show his manly side (it could be ego too)

Hot OCTOPUS - No1madman, dobodobo, anonymousx, 170 – The type whom is basically h0rny day and night and night and day

SWEETHEARTS - Mr. Bones, [size=18pt]Yorisb[/size], DAY 11+, MR Money £, Chipmunkey, Siena – The soft and gentle kind whom treats people in a neutral way

LAWYER / DEBATER - Daviddylan, jaybee, Chamotex, Debosky – The type whom is careful of who he talks to (He might only choose some people and ignore the rest) and would like having good topics of discussion even if it means its going to be a debate.

EYE CANDY - Blacghost, MrBrownJay, Oxone – The sexy ones whom is not like to say he is Hot but he is basically a girls eye candy

So ladies, which category would you go for?[/quote]Aww, my indefatigable and ever so amiable Gabry. With sweets like you who needs [s]Mrseve(hides b4 she comes out), Chi-baby, Idowuogbo, Inkerd Nerd, Creamish, Ujujoan, Amina, Omolola, Nellaluv, SA Lady, mediatix, Tjskii, Onestella, Dyt, Tanizm, Odunnu, Ifyalways, Mamaken[/s] a bitter kola? tongue wink Infact I would kill live 4 ya. kiss
RomanceRe: Strike’ll Cost Us Marriage. How True ? by Yorisb: 7:22am On Nov 03, 2010
Check 'am nah, abi u wan make I go late 4 work?

Nways imma come back 2 read it through cool
RomanceRe: Strike’ll Cost Us Marriage. How True ? by Yorisb: 7:06am On Nov 03, 2010
Reality my guy, is this not a ''long thing''? undecided
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 7:05am On Nov 03, 2010
Only confirmed my biggest worries  tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Some People Here Are So Annoying Instead Of Giving Advise And Help? by Yorisb: 7:03am On Nov 03, 2010
@OP

A tip of the iceberg yet, like previously advised you need a stronger backbone. SADLY!
RomanceRe: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by Yorisb: 6:59am On Nov 03, 2010
Why yawning or do you nag? undecided
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by Yorisb: 6:54am On Nov 03, 2010
Ask why he did that

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