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[quote author=Mr.okong link=topic=544522.msg7069165#msg7069165 date=1288777296]if u visit any girl with teddy-beer, she is either a witch or a lesbian/frigid[/quote]Source please. . [quote author=MR Money £ link=topic=544522.msg7069689#msg7069689 date=1288782344]SEE SOME WHITE WOMEN (SEX SERVED),KEEP kitty CAT AT HOME FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR SEXUAL DESIRE, WHAT THEY DO IS TO TRAIN THEIR CAT IN A WAY, T[b]HE CAT LICK THEIR CLITOR IS THAT HAS BEEN SPLASHED WITH CHOCOLATE I ICECREAM,[/quote][/b] ![]() |
@OP If u need liver then eat some Cow liver, it works wonders! |
INFATUATION NO DOUBT - We all been there! |
[quote author=Cork-Mr link=topic=544563.msg7069487#msg7069487 date=1288780722]WOMEN: PLS TAKE NOTE!! ![]() -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. ![]() 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. ![]() 3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you. ![]() 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. ![]() 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. [color=#990000][/color] [/quote]LWKMDH. I loff No5 ![]() |
Jehovah is Good |
SA Lady:Na lie, taken by who? Hope you don't swing both ways though? ![]() |
You know nah, why the pretence? Again Typical. . .! lol |
Praise Him everyday |
MrsEve:Why are u frowning ma Cherrie? Or Does my Bros likes nagging? *hides under the tree b4 she comes*iice:That's why I loff u ![]() |
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=544213.msg7069232#msg7069232 date=1288777955]Don't start what u can't stand [/quote]U mean u can't stand what I started? ![]() |
aminalib:[b]Typical. . . ![]() |
Query from Boss |
Agreed but to whom much is given, much is expected *blows kisses back @ Dyt* @OP Everyman hates a nagging woman. FACT! |
Closer 2 thee already my |
mamaken:Now thats being harsh to my friend ![]() |
^^Lol Infact that got me gobsmacked! ![]() |
phboy:Aww, that must hurt!!! Nyways I got one 4 ya already but she's a bit far off ![]() |
Dyt: ![]() |
Was I shouting? You don't sense a romanticist's tone in place ![]() |
Practice some ![]() |
Funks:Hmm, a bit of a hard nut here. 4yrs is alot my dear and question is, do u love this guys and what do u mean by this "It's a long distance thing and it will continue to be long distance even after marriage" statement? Doesn't he have the right mobile accessories(if u gel wat I mean)? Sorry just want to get a clearer picture b4 offering my opinion. |
That you're one of 'em ![]() |
[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=544117.msg7067500#msg7067500 date=1288745833]You know who you are, you can bite my big white butt!!!! Thank you for taking and never giving. Taught me a very valuable lesson. Now i am as hard as you!!! No song worth dedicating to your dead self. You promised to cherish and take care of my heart if i gave it to you, all you did was stomp it under your shoe! Good on you. You lost the best thing that will ever cross your path. You will never find another half as good as me and i take joy from that.[/quote]Oopps! Prolly never read anything this ![]() |
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7067670#msg7067670 date=1288751405]I have seperated them into categories and I believe they are the same based on their categories. YEYE FOWL - Mr. Cork, 190, MOBO444, semid4lyfe - The type whom loves joking around. More like Yeye fowls if you know what I mean I AM BOSS - slap1, buccaneer7, Seun, – the type whom likes to show his manly side (it could be ego too) Hot OCTOPUS - No1madman, dobodobo, anonymousx, 170 – The type whom is basically h0rny day and night and night and day SWEETHEARTS - Mr. Bones, [size=18pt]Yorisb[/size], DAY 11+, MR Money £, Chipmunkey, Siena – The soft and gentle kind whom treats people in a neutral way LAWYER / DEBATER - Daviddylan, jaybee, Chamotex, Debosky – The type whom is careful of who he talks to (He might only choose some people and ignore the rest) and would like having good topics of discussion even if it means its going to be a debate. EYE CANDY - Blacghost, MrBrownJay, Oxone – The sexy ones whom is not like to say he is Hot but he is basically a girls eye candy So ladies, which category would you go for?[/quote]Aww, my indefatigable and ever so amiable Gabry. With sweets like you who needs [s]Mrseve(hides b4 she comes out), Chi-baby, Idowuogbo, Inkerd Nerd, Creamish, Ujujoan, Amina, Omolola, Nellaluv, SA Lady, mediatix, Tjskii, Onestella, Dyt, Tanizm, Odunnu, Ifyalways, Mamaken[/s] a bitter kola? Infact I would |
Check 'am nah, abi u wan make I go late 4 work? Nways imma come back 2 read it through ![]() |
Reality my guy, is this not a ''long thing''? ![]() |
Only confirmed my biggest worries ![]() |
@OP A tip of the iceberg yet, like previously advised you need a stronger backbone. SADLY! |
Why yawning or do you nag? ![]() |
Ask why he did that |
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