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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ff by Yorisb: 7:29pm On Oct 24, 2010

LouisThoro:
84.65% of those who claims to be female on NL are actually Male.

WoRd

Nairaland General › Re: 190 In Brothel? by Yorisb: 7:26pm On Oct 24, 2010

amefi:
his is moaning n mourning his lost @35.00 in his hostel or brothel.

REALITY101:
I knew it. The dude can't even corner a babe

hehe I thought he was goin out with that Omo-warreva? undecided

Nairaland General › Re: 190 In Brothel? by Yorisb: 7:19pm On Oct 24, 2010

hehe Again where's 190 when you need him?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ff by Yorisb: 7:16pm On Oct 24, 2010

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ff by Yorisb: 7:14pm On Oct 24, 2010

Present Sir!

Romance › Re: Why I Pick On some guys! by Yorisb: 7:10pm On Oct 24, 2010

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=537829.msg7005617#msg7005617 date=1287943590]Hey ya. These are words only an Atutupoyoyo-looking woman would write and, unfortunately, your problem has almost no solution. It is highly probable that you will die lonely, or, even worse still, live the rest of your natural life in your current state. I refused to believe that there were humans whose case God will not take, but then I met you, and instantly, my doubts vanished.

I sincere hope you are not confusing your finger for a 'man'. Instead of crying, just recite the United Nation of Ugly Sisters' motto: "If you ain't got a man, you got a hand."[/quote]Danm that hurts! tongue

Romance › Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Yorisb: 6:16pm On Oct 24, 2010

Why u dey spam the whole place with your "thread locked" thingy? undecided

Romance › Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Yorisb: 6:10pm On Oct 24, 2010

ZIM DRILL:
do people still you lines to chat a woman

It worked, works and continues working. . . grin

Romance › Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Yorisb: 5:59pm On Oct 24, 2010

LWKMD@ Thread! cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies, Who Else Would Be Your Ideal Dream Guy, Apart From Me? by Yorisb: 5:53pm On Oct 24, 2010

sleekch1c:
****walks by,throws a bullsh1t sign and hurries of*****

^^U sure u dont have any ~~insult~~ advice for Mr Cork? undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies, Who Else Would Be Your Ideal Dream Guy, Apart From Me? by Yorisb: 5:30pm On Oct 24, 2010

You are your own problems - A hugeee change is needed and you will see 'em ladies competing to pay your groom price. wink

Good Luck! tongue

Romance › Re: d by Yorisb: 5:26pm On Oct 24, 2010

Where's 190 when you need him?

Romance › Re: d by Yorisb: 5:21pm On Oct 24, 2010

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=537775.msg7005094#msg7005094 date=1287936372]bro u are right, my only advise is to never ever move near a black woman, esppecialy when she Nigerian

(no ofeinse) [/quote]Mr Cork na so u hate Naija women reach? tongue

Romance › Re: Why I Pick On some guys! by Yorisb: 1:17pm On Oct 24, 2010

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=537829.msg7003291#msg7003291 date=1287907689]One can tell from the tone of your post that you are one ugly, frustrated, and lonely woman. Hey ya. Honey, do not blame your inability to get a decent mate on all men; blame yourself. Most women also have unrealistic expectations of their prospective ~~mugus~~ boyfriends, or husbands.

It has been like that since the beginning of time and so shall it be till the end of time. [/quote] huh

Romance › Re: Can Two Men Share The Same Bed? by Yorisb: 1:14pm On Oct 24, 2010

queeneve:
Men are so cluelesss,

Some not all

The girl tryna get something started, and you talking about a damn movie, YOU MAKE ME SICK REALITY,

Lol Dude no dey gel de vibes. cheesy

Romance › Re: Why I Pick On some guys! by Yorisb: 10:54pm On Oct 23, 2010

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=537829.msg7001794#msg7001794 date=1287870648]U re messing up when she's bout considering your offer grin

;[/quote]LMAO abi?

Romance › Re: Why I Pick On some guys! by Yorisb: 10:38pm On Oct 23, 2010

^^Hehehehe

Forum Games › Re: Slap Or Kiss by Yorisb: 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2010

[size=2pt]womaniser - u don dey kiss another girl already?
[/size]
@Topic

Huge Slap!

Romance › Re: Help My Girlfriend Is An Obaje. by Yorisb: 3:26pm On Oct 23, 2010

[quote author=Jaidey-one link=topic=537305.msg6999333#msg6999333 date=1287843860]mschewww, Is it not someone that'll end up marrying her? What if she didn't tell u?[/quote]So what's ur point?

Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Girls Not The Most Expensive In The Universe? by Yorisb: 1:39pm On Oct 23, 2010

banom:
@ topic

Nigerian girls are not any expensive, they are just poor, hungry , needy and desperate.

TrUe tAlK

Romance › Re: That Am The Only One Who Has Ever Made Her Come by Yorisb: 1:36pm On Oct 23, 2010

Murphy G:
U mean u want us to advise u to bleep sm1elses wife?

I wonder oh! *smh*

Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Girls Not The Most Expensive In The Universe? by Yorisb: 1:27pm On Oct 23, 2010

Brownteeth:
Whenever I hear some guys say Nigerian girls are cheap, I begin to wonder and get so confused. May be I dont understand the real meaning of ''cheap'' as it is been used.
Are these not the same Nigerian girls who will only date a guy with a fat bank account? Even if a guy has $1 million in his account, some Nigerian girls will still regard it as peanuts and disqualify the guy for being poor. But this isnt the case with the rest of other ladies worldover.
When it comes to sex, heavens knows how some guys suffer before the pass through the ''golden gate'' of Nigerian girls. But have you ever heard a white guy complain that his white girlfriend denies him sex just like some Nigerian guys complain?
Nigerian girls should rather be the most expensive in the entire world. Where else in this world will you get a girl only when you drive a car and spend some money and also lose hairs on your head before you see purssy? Those who are saying Nigerian girls are cheap, I dont understand where you guys are coming from.

You just might be right u know

Jokes Etc › Re: Beyonsi Is Pregnant : And Kanye West Is To Blame! by Yorisb: 10:15pm On Oct 22, 2010

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=537327.msg6995618#msg6995618 date=1287779167]Behind every sucesfull man, there is a woman, yea right. In which planet is that? Pluto or Enugu? I didnt see

anywoman when i waz working nights as a security guard back in he day, the only womens i saw wher those who call me the end of

the month help chop my salarys, truss me! My people, are all womens to be trusted, especially nigerian women? u tell me!!! By

the way, the last one I met chop my £35, cash. angry

[/quote]LWKMD @@ grin

Romance › Re: ff by Yorisb: 12:33pm On Oct 22, 2010

Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by Yorisb: 5:07pm On Oct 20, 2010

Nope!!

Forum Games › Re: Anonymous Message by Yorisb: 5:00pm On Oct 20, 2010

Its very obvious, isn't it?

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