₦airaland Forum

Ire007:
Next time she calls you uncle, tell her ' I no be your uncle, your uncle dey for your village'

jude33084:
My babe is 22-23yrs old and i am over 33yrs. She is igbo and i am Edo. She use 2 call me uncle but since I gave her "one" she startd calling me uncle J. Perfect match.

queeneve:
Mommie Maddie he REQUESTED YOU! 

Now go on and make that money Mommie!!!

I will tend the cash bar and keep the hookers in check,

I see you over there Yorisb, get your hands off ON Platinum Diamond, WAIT UNTIL SHE start her dance time,

Exactly want I wanted for my BD,. . . couldn't have been berra mehn!

queeneve:
Well I did say I think I spelled it right!  You ain't had to hurt my lil feelings Yorisb

Aww sorry nah, I was only being romantic about it and never wished to hurt my Bro's wifey intentionally.

*Yoris takes an immaculate white rolls and cleans Queens eyes*

ZIM DRILL:
for woman what do we do ?

chop off the pum pum or seal it like somalians

I crave for the answers to this!

gestapo:
The Bible says "if your eyes causes you to sin, PLUCK IT OUT"

So in effect, you're saying the Dude should wave his willy bye via castration? 

queeneve:
Aww Yorisb, that what happens when you GET TO KNOW SOMEONE instead of assuming about them, I tend to rub people off the wrong way because of my sarcastic and witty mouth, BUT I am sweeter than suga!  

Now You might wanna shift the suga a bit, it sometimes have razor in it

He from by Engukwi, I think I spelled it right

Ah! why u dey spoil the name like that nah?  You mean Enugu-ukwu in Anambra state?

Yorisb, if you are Igbo, You might be, He has a big family and they say I look like them!  You know we having a big holiday festival in the ibo village in December going to be a big festival, why don't you come and celebrate with us, we will have enough eba and ogbono for everybody!

I might even cook my famous meal, I might cook my version of jollef rice with scramble eggs,

@QUEEN!

Hmm, Sounds very interesting.  Tell u what, I'm starting to discard warrever negative thoughts(impressions) I had about you previously.

Pray tell where about in Igbo land is your hubby from? I might even come around then, u never know.