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omega25red:
why not just enjoy the feeling while it lasts. nothing in life is garunteed but take the time to enjoy the ride

I like that lol

@OP sufri sufri dey fall oh

safarigirl:
@ MOBO44.
      THANK YOU FOR THIS INSIGHTFUL THREAD, NOW SINCE YOU HAVE BANISHED ALL NIGERIAN LADIES, WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER OPTIONS?
 
      1. AMERICAN OYIBO: YOUR MARRIAGE WON'T EVEN LAST TWO MONTHS, SHE WILL CONTROL YOUR EVERY MOVE, AND IF YOU THINK YOU WILL EVER SMELL YOUR FATHER LAND AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE TIME, THINK AGAIN, YOU WILL LOSE CONTACT WITH ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND THE MINUTE YOU PROTEST, SHE WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR LIFE'S WORK AND EARNINGS WITH ONE WORD 'DIVORCE'.

     2. ENGLISH OYIBO: DON'T EVEN THINK OF THINKING OF SPEAKING OF YOUR FAMILY IN HER PRESENCE, THEY'RE ALL DEAD AND GONE, AND NO, SHE'S NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING HOW TO PREPARE VEGETABLE SOUP, AND IF YOU TRY TO EXERCISE YOUR POWER ON HER?, ONE WORD, 'DOVORCE'

    3. ITALY OYIBO: DON'T EVEN SMELL THAT SIDE COS IT'S EITHER HER BROTHER OR HER DAD IS IN THE MAFIA, EITHER WAY ANY REVOLT AGAINST HER WON'T LEAD TO DIVORCE, THAT'S TOO LONG A PROCESS, DEATH IS SHORTER

   4. NIGERIAN OYIBO: CONFIRMED BLEACHING!!

    BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THESE, I MEAN, THESE FOREIGN WOMEN ARE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN THE NIGERIAN WOMEN THAT BOTHER TO CLEAN, COOK AND ATTEND TO EVERY NEED OF THEIR HUSBAND AND ALL THEY GET AFTER THIS IS A LYING, UNFAITHFUL, NAGGING INGRATE BY THEIR SIDE AT THE END OF THE DAY.


          DEGRADE THE NIGERIAN WOMAN ALL YOU WANT, BUT DON'T FORGET YOU WERE BORN BY ONE  

denzel2009:
Haba,these are the post bomb spare-part dealers.

PMSL

Ranoscky:


Well, unless u just feel like prolongin her with your 'Jando' level, but if u ask me, 'THE EARLIER THE BETTER' !!!

But guy, u dey try to scope gurl with jando level oo! Me i fit tell a gurl say 'MY BRODA' dey jand sef, talkless of me tellin her dat ama JANDO! If she can't take me d way i am, den she should RUN FAR and GET LOST!!!

True, d earlier the better, however I planned to hang on a lil while till maybe xmas period wen my JAND Guy go show up and we both go parol togeda go meet the girl as per Jando level.  u get wat I mean na. .lol

Tell u wat, ever since i lost my ex to one yeye Jand guy, I dey fear Jand pipo now. Their own swagger too much(and naija babes dey trip bad 4 'em lol), e pass yankee pipo own.

Ranoscky:


I feel u brov!

But[b] if u really lyk d gurl[/b], u fit just bone all d levels, and[b] tell am d 'koko'[/b] na? . .It's either YES or NO! abi? (PBP)

Thats d probs

Honestly I really like the gurl but for how long will it last? how do i keep up wit all the already said lies?

And to make matter worse she's been seeking some infos about Jand from me lol. .like dis morning she asked me about the weather there and as a fast guy, I had to quickly flash my guy in Jand for some tip/update.

Bros the girl fine oo(u sef go wish to lie about a thing or too if u see her ) hence I no wan loose her, atleast not yet 

Ranoscky:
Laffin $$$$$$ into my BANK ACCOUT !!!

Always dey on baff-up, and look fresh and clean so dat anytym wey she see u, she go jel.

Great to hear, but wat about the accent and Jand swagger na?

e no betta make I "delete" than to fu.c.k up ?

oyb:
i doubt if these beatings dk is discussing had any beneficial effect

meanwhile for all the advocates of out and out beating - you do realize that most serial killers were among other things often brutalized as children and this was the start of their desensitization to inflicting pain?

seriously and no offense intended some of this stuff comes off as sadism

LadyT:
Dayo There is no way your Dad could beat you for 3 hours straight! Was he not tired?

lady j u:
my it is a pity u found your self in a situation like this. i think u should go back home and sort things out with your husband

Sort things out with a GAY hubby? *smh*

Ranoscky:
Maybe she also is happy that u'r out of town so she can spend the night with her other boyfriend, who knows?

@OP

I lied(to som1 on YIM) that I was leaving in jand, however unbeknown to her I dey stroll pass yaba full time.

now my probs na how to maintain the level lies.

stillwater:
Ok, we just had Sunday church service and I usually see the rapport between my friends and their mothers. It was and still is a beautiful experience for me seeing how friendly these girls or anybody is with their mothers. So this particular Sunday, I wanted to go the friendly route with my mother. So after church service, I saw her heading for the gates and I approached her and said something like 'mummy. mummy' . As usual she killed the moment and retorted angrily 'what are you still doing here? Would you get yourself back home? What are you still doing hanging around the church? You'd better get back to the house.'   That totally killed my spirits.

. . .I have seen a lot of this from my Mum too so I know wat u mean. hmm My Mum get PHD for this department eh. .the woman can snub chai I neva see!

davidylan:
Dayokanu! And i thot my dad was bad!

The man flogged me so bad for eating akara too slowly when i was 4 until i passed out. I still have faint cane marks on my left cheek from that wanton moment of child abuse. Many times i find myself laughing at the usual - "i will kill you today and not miss you, at least i have 2 other children".

Ivynwa:
@all
Who on earth invented that backside penetration thing for goodness sake? I ain't doing that s-h-i-t for anything or any human being!

Some peeps still love it(backside) tho, ask any Somalian girl. 

fender:
Guy go sleep.wetin u dey form. [b]if we check your back now na designers full am from incessant beatings. Mcheew!![/b]

Hehehehehe. .LWKMD

Ayowumie:
Have you considered the number of innocent lives that would be lost?
May be you might say, it would be worth the loss. Would you happy if your loved ones were among those that would loose their lives. LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP!