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FamilyRe: Our Attitude Towards Teenage Pregnancy by Yorisb:
Sagamite: You did not meet me in your teenage years that is why you were able to keep your legs closed.



The explanation is it wasn't me. You for don born triplets.


Sir, the search for the first(?) black Octomom is not- and will never be -redundant hence I implore u to help keep as many (Okpekesis)legs opened as poss. . .! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Denmark Vs Portugal (2 - 3) Group B Match: On 13th June 2012 by Yorisb: 6:41pm On Jun 09, 2012
Robben forget hin boot for hotel? Very useless!
FamilyRe: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by Yorisb: 4:08pm On Jun 09, 2012
11. Quit Facebooking. . .

12. Quit 24/7 Nairalanding. . .
FamilyRe: Our Attitude Towards Teenage Pregnancy by Yorisb: 11:47am On Jun 09, 2012
Sagamite: [size=18pt]I would rather an abortion of an unthinking foetus than add another thinking child to come and live a life of misery in this tough world.[/size]
I could not agree with u more. So very rational!

I am not that funky [size=4pt](except in bed with hot women sha)[/size].
grin
FamilyRe: Our Attitude Towards Teenage Pregnancy by Yorisb: 11:35am On Jun 09, 2012
Sagamite: Oya read and see my "I told you so". grin
I didn't know it was THAT dense. grin embarassed
FamilyRe: Our Attitude Towards Teenage Pregnancy by Yorisb: 10:53am On Jun 09, 2012
Sagamite: One of the typical Nigerian education system's product approach when asked to prove their "facts": "You prove it for me"!

Adults are expected to talk sense, not relate throwing McDonald wrappers in the bin to prostitution.

Believe me!
grin grin

@Femmy

Clearly, U've not taken my ''stick to the Auto sec'' advice into consideration?


Fhemmmy: Yes, the offer their services, You pay for it and enjoy their services, however, when you go to McDonald's and buy a burger, you eat and enjoy it, how come you nicely put the wrapper into the bin, and not put it on the floor and tramp on it as much as you want, cos you bought it and could do whatever you want with it?
FamilyRe: Our Attitude Towards Teenage Pregnancy by Yorisb: 10:48am On Jun 09, 2012
Wow!! How on earth did I miss this thread huh

@Sagamite - Thanks, I got the 'p'.
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 1:08pm On Jun 08, 2012
Pour early morning spit/pee. . . .
PoliticsRe: Prosecute And Jail Or Shoot Them: Buhari On SaharaTV by Yorisb: 2:08pm On Jun 07, 2012
Kobojunkie: I don't think Buhari should run again. I would rather we get a new person with the same Iron hand instead. Nigeria is tired of these group of old warlords . . . we need new ones.
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2012
Huge SLAP. . .!!
FamilyRe: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Yorisb: 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2012
achi4u: ejizina aha obodo mmadu akpa uka ochigrin.

Ejirigom nwayo na agu edemede gi na atumatu gi(contributions)gbasara ndi Abakaliki.
ugbu a;
nkedu ihe ndi Abakaliki mere gi?

nkedu ihe mere iji akpu ndi Abakaliki n'onu oge obula?
Ibu onye Abakaliki?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill DIG Abubakar Ningi In Kano by Yorisb: 1:06pm On Jun 07, 2012
jaybee: is it not the muslims that killed the DIG Abubakar Ninngi? this is their trade marktm


lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Yorisb: 12:50pm On Jun 07, 2012
pronime: that's not true because safety is of the lord
Huh?
TV/MoviesRe: Why Is Goldie Of Bigbrother Like This? by Yorisb: 12:49pm On Jun 07, 2012
Chei, see slap! Lol
FamilyRe: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Yorisb: 12:34pm On Jun 07, 2012
Biggyd2: I just asked my friend and he said that Ogbenyeanu means may a pauper not marry me. Is it true? He said that Nkemdiche is also a bad name. huh huh huh
Yep!
Forum GamesRe: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 12:16pm On Jun 07, 2012
Stalking
Nairaland GeneralRe: Topic-Based [Following] & New Topic Bugfix (New Nairaland Update) by Yorisb: 12:15pm On Jun 07, 2012
Kudos Seun.
FamilyRe: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Yorisb: 12:10pm On Jun 07, 2012
Buhari
Bluetooth
Idowuogbogbo tongue
PoliticsRe: Prosecute And Jail Or Shoot Them: Buhari On SaharaTV by Yorisb: 11:40am On Jun 07, 2012
Stacey Banks: olodo! He never said he was going to do it himself. He's just advicing GEJ to do that if he really wants to tackle corruption. Abi u read am upside down ni? grin
For emphasis; pls read the highlighted extract(s) frm ur statement and see if it makes any logical sense. . .
PoliticsRe: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Yorisb: 11:35am On Jun 07, 2012
sunjetg: Which direction do u look for ritualists?
Look around. grin
PoliticsRe: Prosecute And Jail Or Shoot Them: Buhari On SaharaTV by Yorisb: 11:31am On Jun 07, 2012
PHIPEX: is that a slang? I don't understand what you are saying.
Lol grin
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by Yorisb: 11:29am On Jun 07, 2012
How are y'all?
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 11:24am On Jun 07, 2012
Ghetto Child - Joe
Music/RadioRe: D'banj Featured In 'Mercy' Kanye West's New Video by Yorisb: 11:09am On Jun 07, 2012
ROTFLMAOLWKMA4HAHAHAHAHAHA

What was that? Dbanj waka pass like a Vulture. . . grin grin
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by Yorisb: 7:55pm On Jun 06, 2012
We are here
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill DIG Abubakar Ningi In Kano by Yorisb: 7:52pm On Jun 06, 2012
OH Noo! Not again! sad
Forum GamesRe: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by Yorisb: 1:21pm On Jun 06, 2012
Toothless Bulldog cheesy
FamilyRe: Girl He Never Slept With Claims To Be Pregnant For Him by Yorisb:
@OP

Why are you perturbed when you're 100% sure of your innocence?

A clear conscience, I was told, fears NO midnight knocking, however a guilty one needs to confess pronto.

Your friend's(?) story was-and still is-absolutely inconceivable notwithstanding.
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 9:53pm On Jun 05, 2012
Slap. . .
Forum GamesRe: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 9:52pm On Jun 05, 2012
Writing
Forum GamesRe: Words Ending With 'ing' by Yorisb: 8:22pm On Jun 05, 2012
Entering

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