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OP simple approach, buy a new sim card, load credit on it and text Tunde everything you just told us and close it with 'regards Your Guardian Angel' and let him figure the rest out by himself. Destroy the sim card and shikena, with that at least you are not implicated and if they both bring the case to you give them the popular Naija answer ' My spirit say make I no involve my self for this matter'

tom28:
Hahahahahahaa!! true talk for dat one

Back to original OP question, that is if im never get answer by now sha, I am trying to do a replica cost analysis on his small £50K per annum come up with possible cost breakdown with the right elements.
So please if you have suggestion on what a married man like OP will spend his money on do post it here and we can help him do a cost analysis and compare and contrast before we give final verdict and close this thread on if he should move to Naija or Not.
I will also help him do a SWOT or a PEST analysis as the case may be, so OP please contact me and sure with your condition I won't charge you because na we-we

tom28:
Chei e be like say u get beef for naija ashewos o .If dem no get maintanance culture how come some naija men dey run leave their wives for ashewos?

Because for Naija wife expensive pass ashewo and Naija men like cheap article Fela call am cheapey cheapey Come to Americans, a lot of them don't even have passports and haven't left US and won't ever dream of travelling, ask them about Jacob Zuma, the fools go open bible ask you say which book and chapter Jacob Zuma dey? becaus the only Jacob wey dem sabi na inside bible e dey? Americans hahahah una go kill me o

tom28:
Not all areas for naija get cheap ashewo.The cheap ones na the dirty ones and no sane man go wan near them because the cheap ones no sabi maintain themselves.My guy there are very expensive high class ashewos in naija and most of them are very beautiful and well dressed and even if person tell u say na ashi dem be u no go believe am because dem dey well dressed and very eloquent in their speech.So i fashi say u dey frequent those cheap joints once u visit naija eh?

Make I tell you ashewo no dey fine if in doubt wait make day break Na why ashewo dey discharge before day break, Most Ashewo wor wor no be small. Come to ashewo price, all naija ashewo cheap because men wey carry ashewo for Nicon or sheraton na big man so any money wey im pay the ashewo go be relatively small money to am and in the same way man wey carry ashewo for water side go still pay water side money. You don ever try chop ashewo for Amsterdam? dem no care where you pick dem from Na flat rate!! whether you be rich or poor man and the same for UK and Ashewo for UK get maintenance culture but for Naija Babu!!

tom28:
Chie! Obama must hear this

Sarah Palin said a ''country like africa'' haba! Serahh!!! Africa na country? During my time offshore in Sakhalin (Russia), we have loads of American and funny enough we non americans even know about america more than them   They always think that people from other part of the world are underpreviledge but we actually see the as assholes just as their name describe them USA full meaning Unlimited Supply of Assholes  

tom28:
I no get bad belle for uk ppl them at all at all. .The thing wey dey really vex me be say wen some of our silly corrupt politicians steal money dem go run go england and the british govt dey always dey give dem safe haven.And by the way ashawo plenty for uk well well so no be only naija dem full.One of my guys tell me say the only thing way british women sabi do well well na ashawo job though dem expensive well well and thats why na footballers dem they roll with or the politicians.So u see the uk no different dat much from naija

Thomos read my post!! I say Naija get cheap Ashewo, I no talk say ashie no dey for UK. In UK Ashewo is legalise but patronising Ashewo is Illegal but in Nigeria Ashewo is good busines and in fact they now pay tax to police in cash or kind and patronising ashewo is also legal in Nigeria if you are in doubt as Abacha or you don't know about the book called ''Jerry boy, the India girls and the 10 apples''

tom28:
Na u talk dat one no be me o
The US is twenty times better than the uk but you dont hear anyone bragging about the US

Tom in your dreams,  US better pass UK ko US better pass UK ni,  US that you guys leave on heavy debt, $50,000 credit card to a jobless man, Drive big cars when you earn nothing,  Omo US is definitely not better than Uk, Suffer full US no be small and if you must know USA has the dumbest people in the world infact some of the american don't even listen to news and they don't know what is going on around them.
What is good in US? tell me, how many people has internet or satellite TV in there homes in US? why will you brag? all you do in US is eat bugger, grow fat for belle and yansh and chase cheap woman 

tom28:
I don already tell the OP make im leave london .E go better if he either relocate to naija or another country to start im life.I no see wetin special for that Uk way dey make una get jungle fever.Una dey spend all una money on that old woman(Queen Elisabeth) and yet u londoners no wan let us see road again wit una london dis and london dat.

Tom 28   You don come again with another Bam Bam, Wetin we wey dey UK do you self? Tiv man say na bad Berre! this your Bad Belle against UK people don too much o. My friend wey im wife get cancer if no be UK NHS (National Health Service) that gave her free treatment infact the woman for don kpeme (die) since but like say na Naija una go call am Juju Well 1 word is enof for the wise but what I know is If the OP relocates to Naija make im add ashewo money to im expensis because I hear say mamacita full lasgidi now and dem no care whether u marry or not as long as you hollo cash dem go knack/phuck your brain out

MOBO999:
^^^ Let me add one more, I have been in the UK for 3 years now and have never heard a gun shot, too bad I lost my friend in Benin to cult gun shot just one month ago (May his soul rest in peace), Nigeria is filled up with guns and bullet, becareful before you go back home.
Armed Robbers,
Kidnappers,
Police Crooks,
Customs crook,
Army thieves,
Political Walaha,
Boko Haram bombing,
School strike,
Jamb wahala for the kids,
NYSC killing nation wide,
Yahoo boys everywere,
Bank folding up,
The list can go on and on.

Husband Snatcher
Cheap Ashewo
High HIV donor
Parasite and bad belle relatives
Okada riders
rickety cars

MOBO999:
Well as a Nigerian staying in the UK, I must admit that it is a tough place financially, but to survive in a place like the UK, you need to have a wife or partner, that’s why most of them have partners, so you can share the bill, you can save one of your salary and spend the other persons (wife) salary or you can both make 50% donations of your salary, you also need to reduce your taste, buys a smaller car for cheaper insurance, move to a house within your salary, look for a better job, you can do 2 jobs.

 As for Nigeria, it is good to return home, because to start with Nigeria don’t even have an economy, our government for decades don’t even know it left from right, it is also common with most African economies, that’s why our economy is easily exploited by foreigners, but do not compare the UK to Nigeria, as for going to New Zealand, I can tell you it is tough there, even tougher in Australia, the UK like most world leading economy can be survived by been married or having a partner, just like the arranged or economy marriage we have in Abuja.

Looking at the things the UK give you in return, like good roads, security, good education, free medical care, constant power supply, information, easy access to other foreign countries, now unless you are a loser, why Nigeria, re there no other countries you can honestly try to relocate to, think again.

You are very good, thanks for your input, and don't forget there are other less expensive towns in the UK, you can rent 3 bed in Liverpool for £500-£600 but in London same 3 bed might go for say £1200-£1300 and there are even cheaper places than Liverpool in the Uk so let him start from there

erico2k2:
lol See men don wake lol

Erico2k2, I remember you said Naija people browse from their phones when I posted that Naija people are in bed now so don't expect much posts from Nigeria, abi u no talk so? E be like serve dey down for Naija today o abi dem dey time off because today na sunday? abi their phone no dey work again?
Once again OP if you move to Naija remember internet acceess is slow and is sometimes not reliable or available

tom28:
One thing i have noticed especially among the igbos in the uk is that they try to hide their identity.As soon as they notice you are a fellow nigerian they avoid you at all cost.Many of them in London move about claiming their Jamaicans and they try to fake a jamaican accent even though its corrupted by their heavy igbo accent.Many of the igbos are into 419 in the uk and some engage in credit card scams and what have you.You also find igbo men in london who sleep with white men for money and others who form fake religious ministries and rob their congregation blind.This is what they call UK hustle and for you to make it in an expensive city like london then you have to be a hustler.

Tom28 You be heavy kolo, In what way did this your comment relate to the topic here Well just for your information, the main 419 boys in London are yoruba boys, the igbos are trainees, The yooba boys call credit card pelebe(flat) and we call the boys (awon olodu) so stop saying what you don't know and face the topic on ground here!!!

Tell me, how will this your comment help OP know if he will move to Naija? infact you be heavy mara!! No allow me recommend 'sakia' for you o because na there wey people wey dey talk go up when others dey talk go down dey live

My final word to OP till later,

Moving to Nigerian will lead to the following

1. In UK adultery is a bit hard and expensive too and from all indications you can't afford it because you are complaining already  there are no charlets or short time hotel even if you find one it's not less than £70
2. UK women won't pphuckyou when they know you are married except you are rich and in the OP's case sorry £50,000 per annum is chicken change compare to what John terry, Rooney and Ryan Giggs earn a week
3. Uk women will slap you in city centre centre if they found out you were married and lied to them
4. UK women will phuck in their houses no wahala

But Naija women,
1. Easy to phuck as long as you go pay money, they are not bothered whether you are married or not and they could be cheap and varies from N500 (£2) (omo Alata) -N25K (£100) Ashie
2. You can take women to your cousin, younger brother, charlet or hotel for cheap e no concern Naija chick so long as you go give her money for her hair and brazilian wig
3 Naija women go alert you make you hide if dem see say your wife dey around but for UK na slap you go chop
4. Finally most Naija chick no get house of their own so una get to dey meet for junction   

So OP madam please watch out moving to Naija means your husband done become polygamous married monogamous man!!!!!

erico2k2:
lol E rains lastnight so I don get poto poto lol nah true men for deon hi wee even for ground u talk of plastic bag, we 2much 4 dat our 9ja lol, but come to think of it, there is a kind of ease I get wen I go bck to visit each time lol

I dey gbadun suya for Aba rd portharcout and the ele dem for naija as long as you get you kudi you go chop yanshi tire, any kind mamacita wey you want dey there for you even if you want 4 some dem brekete Naija na no mans land, activity dey there but we all know what the problem is, Poverty and corruption has made the idle mind the devil's workshop

Elsafema:
if you are a lady can you mary a pastor if no why?

In this jet age? Why can't you be real my OP? have you not heard of Gay pastors? why is your question for ladies alone? You no sabi say some pastors dey give yansh? So afira modify the topic quick quick because you no sabi say some pastor for Naija don dey chop men

erico2k2:
nah there i dey since BBC2 lol,but the potopoto no easy sha lol

Potopoto na wetin dem use know the show bro, but e never rain for last 3 days I guess? but not minding the potopoto you see as everyone dey happy? Like say that na Naija people go don dey piss inside nylon bag dey throw other people

erico2k2:
yes ohh, I see as my parents struggle to train us so I swear say once I graduate,nah Abroas sharp sharp, that was 1999 lol

My brother no be only you o, can anyone in the UK tune to BBC 2? see wetin dem dey call life, People having fun in Glastonbury show, Like say dat one na Naija, enof police brutality go don dey happen and pick pocket, burst bottle for people head, hustle your woman from you etc Wahala dey o

erico2k2:
@yoru Igbo
work 10 yrs in 9ja,U try ohh, me I never worked in my lifein 9ja,as soon as school ended I pack my gana must go run come UK lol

I graduated and served in Nigeria and that was late 80s and then things still dey happens, dollar to naira exchange was like 11 naira or less to 1 dollar let someone correct me if I'm wrong, and even TTC graduate then still dey get job but now hahahaha with your first class you will beg to apply in fact in Nigeria people actuall write stuffs like 'I beg you in Jesus Name that if you give me this job I will no dissappoint and may God bless you as you read my CV' Amen  My brother a country with 93% unemployment kai! wahala dey o

erico2k2:
@yoru igbo
I was only joking, when I mentioned Opera mini,but most guys use it on thier mobile fone ie they are always on line there lol,

No yawa, the thing just dey pain me! if I get opportunity f2f with GEJ, the kind beating I go give am honestly im no go survive am. Imagine if Nigeria is like UK what will I be doing here? who amongst you here can tell me that if Nigeria is like UK and UK turn to Nigeria, will you apply for visa to come the UK that is exactly like Naija today? woo sai!!

tom28:
Abeg who really cares if you love or hate Nigeria.You probably a janitor cleaning up the royal toilets and just because you earning some little money you think you living large

You be real small boy, abeg make I leave you before you go begin call me agbaya! See your picture as you pose like 'Lost But Found' meanwhile check all my posts, I have centred my grievance against the govt. I don't have issues with my brothers and sisters in Nigeria because it's not their fault that all the leaders are members of one secret cult or the other and for us to get a God fearing leader will be in another generation because all our current universities are filled with , vikins, eye, buccaneer and so many others and our streets are filled with Ashewo, armed robbers and children hawking pure water during the day, sleep under bridge at night and get harrased and rape without anyone to help!

tom28:
Abeg who really cares if you love or hate Nigeria.You probably a janitor cleaning up the royal toilets and just because you earning some little money you think you living large

Janitor wey get internet  Janitor for naija fit afford cable not to talk of screen, see your mouth,  E be like say yabis dey hungry you? I no dey wash my mouth at all so no allow me open am for your face Okobo, Agbe!!!

tom28:
Not at all i am not a racist.I am saying it the way things are and by the way if you really think that whites love nigerians i suggest to take a peek at what is going on in nigeria.Many white owned companies treat their nigerian staffs like animals and refer to them as monkeys.By the way is this not the same uk i heard that white fans make monkey sounds when blacks are playing football in the football pitch?.Anyway we nigerians are always ready to receive any insult from the white man just to accept their messy pottage

The word Aboki(Hausa), kobokobo(Igbos), omo nna(Igbos), ofe nmanu(Yorubas) These are derogatory words we use in Nigeria to describe various tribes and let me tell you, there is no White man that can come to Nigeria and abuse nigerians working for him except he has one Nigerian man that is backing him! I worked for 10 years in Nigeria so I know this. Do you know who initiated the hire and fire rule in Nigeria? you are probable a small boy then, If you give black men the benefit the white has today they will turn white people to slaves! I feel more comfortable in any part of Europe than in Northern Nigeria, why? because they will slaughter you and nothing go happen

You see these are one of the problems i have with many of you nigerians in the uk.You are all puffed up with pride and think you are better than the nigerians living in naija.Listen i reside in the US but the last time i was in nigeria having internet at home is no longer a luxury.With 2500 naira you can connect with MTN at home on your computer system for a month and with Etisalat it is for less.More nigerians are having internet connection at home and its not only the sole right 4 the super rich nigerians.I know many nigerian university undergraduates who use internet connection in their hostels and some universities in nigeria provide free connectionn for students and staffs residing in their campuses.You igbos and yorubas living in the uk have a big chip on your shoulders even though you all live as second class citizens
There are nigerians actually making it in nigeria so whats up with your arrogance? I know many igbos who live very worse off in the uk and when they come home they have nothing to show on their sojourn in the uk
[quote][/quote]Tom28 go sleep, I don't hate Nigeria, You probably think I hate Nigeria. I only hate the fact that God has blessed us with all the resources yet we have criminals as leaders or am I lying? Can you tell me any western country with one-tenth our resources that is suffering or in poor state like naija? Not a single one, Well I will rest my case and I wish you the best in Nigeria without future where all your leaders steal our money and bring abroad to countries with future

The OP post is absolute nonsense!! He has lived in UK all is life and now he is seeking advice on moving to Naija on NL   Naira to Pounds exchange was 150 when bag of cement was N500, years ago he didn't move to Naija then and na now im wan move, the UK tax regime hasn't changed drastically and standard of living is about the same compare to in Naija where 10 years ago 3 bedroom flat in PH was 60k and today it's 600k,
If the OP hasn't built a mansion in Nigeria when it was easy say 10-20 years ago is it now that things are so expensive? I spent over N1m in Naija for 10 days trip having spent 6 days in the village so OP you are in trouble if you are just waking up to your reality

erico2k2:
lol
E B like say E don tay smal U enter 9ja last, boys get free browser for thier phone lol its called opera mini lolGUy you fall your HAND, so when you get Old and retired,waht are you going to do, live in Old people's home?wake up, visit 9ja often and see what people do this days,I came to teh UK 2000, No B mouth,I know what I have done on ground,4 your info Real Estate is a thriving Biz in 9ja less risk seriously now No joke

Omo leave that your free Browser you hear me? free browser for phone this 21 century and you dey talk about am like say na big success! Na phone you dey use browse now? them dey talk about living in mansion Erico dey mention face me I face you Omo I dey go Naija whenever last time I was in Naija it took me over 20 mins to read one mail in my gmail account and you call that internet?

The thing is most of the Naija poster here are now in bed sleeping simple because internet at home is luxury in Naija and internet cafe has closed for the day. So posters now are the reasonable one that live abroad or the few ones in Naija that can afford the slow internet in their houses

Una don change the topic, Sound like Tom28 is racist!! You have beef for white people Well I share your frustration because it's not their fault, if God has blessed us with human being as rulers we will be seeing queue in our embassies of white people dying to come to Nigeria and enjoy sunshine but wu sai! We are blessed with all the natural resources and Natural disaster as leaders whose job is to tsunami the whole of Africa Well e go better, A rich man in UK is enjoying more than a rich man in Naija and also a poor man in the UK is also enjoying more than a poor man in Naija so Tom 28 where do you stand? Rich or Poor?

tom28:
Ok i am srry for my hasty generalisation but make you no blame me o! .The last time i was in London all i saw were Yoruba guys running after white girls and there were some of them just showing off to impress these oyibo girls.Anyway i have travelled to some few countries and i am not like you who just restrict himself to the UK .I have been to Benin republic,Egypt(during the 2006 world cup) the Ukraine,United Arab Emirates,and now the USA.I know thats not much but then anytime i am in a strange country i always sit down and observe the ppl and see the way they do things.My short stay with my uncle in the UK has shown me that the UK is a glorified entity.If not for the constant power supply i would have sworn that the UK is a nothing more than a replica of Nigeria.Abeg there are more better countries than the UK and for that old queen eating all my hard earned money is something i am not going to stand for.

Tom28 go back and read my previous posts on this thread, I work for an oil company, if I include all the rig and offshore location I have gone to during my days as a service Engineer then the list will be unlimited and moreover if i include holiday trips as well then forget it comparing you and I will be like comparing Army and Boy scout with you as the boys scout  

Has any one every thought about why our leader make sure there kids have blue and red passports? Simple, because they don't have the believe that there will be Nigeria in future and for that reason they steal what can lay their hands on and run abroad, Can someone tell me where Ohakim is at the moment?
And for you guys information, google 'marternity pay in the UK' this is the money legal residence in the UK earn during or just after pregnancy and it last for 9month and the woman won't work for this period! Is that not good enough? the money is about £500 (N125,000) is it in any way same as the minimum wage of N18,000 that our bastard Governors are arguing that they won't pay?
Make una join force together chase the bastards politicians away instead of wasting your time here comparing the UK to Nigeria that at the moment has no future under this bastards!! called politician,

ada24:
tom28 - are for real.

is it that you are blind to what the majority of nigerians in nigeria experience on a daily basis.

honestly the way people view life is strange. and if your using peckham to view the UK - u are only exposing urself in a very bad way. London is one city in the UK and your using a run down area of london to compare uk and nigeria.

abeg please read up on some vital statistics and then compare, things like infant mortality, how many women die in childbirth, life expectancy to name a few.

I have lived in the UK for close to 3 decades and have never been a victim of crime - however I lived in nigeria last year for a few months - trust me the same ca not be said.

True talk