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Akara Akara (both mean Beans cake)
Ori Ori (Local cream)
Eti Nti (Ear) close but not same
Enu Onu (Mouth)
Imu Imi (Nose)

Tonto I love you infact like say I never marry, I get like 2 to 3 Naija actor wey I dey trip for and Tonto follow . E get one wey get correct lips but I no sabi her name and another one wey I don forget her name

Well the temptation in Russia is too high because their woman rank amongst the most beautiful women on earth, although in my own opinion they are the most beautiful. You can only feel sorry for Chidi's wife and being a 'dju' man who can not even razzle a chick I can only suspect one Russian girl has scattered his head

Unfortunately they all have one thing in common!!! Corruption so whether you vote lagbaja or temedun, okoro or okonkwo Nigeria will remain the same, One step forward, Three steps backward. Yesterday it was Niger Delta Militant today it's Boko Haram tomorrow we don't know who it will be may be Al Qaeda

Kidnappers are gradually becoming celebrities just as my Igbo brothers spent 1 decade worshipping 419 men and crowning them chiefs and Igwes,  Na only God go fit save us

it is well:
This one wey u dey try show us say u do GST 102 for Uni. Abeg small small o

For you to have commented on my comment is logically illegal because you don't know the logic behind my legal logics

For the governor to have a girlfriend is logical but not legal
For the Governor to have a child outside marriage is legal but not logical
For the Governor to have a child with his wife's sister is neither logical nor legal

It has been mathematical proven that WOMEN are EVIL !!! so guys watch out


Okay,Here is what a boy said :

We can agree that for the Governor to go on with his sister inlaw as a girlfriend it is a product of time
and money right?

Girlfriend (sister inlaw) = Time * Money, Equation 1

Sister in law is a woman!

Therefore
Woman = Time * Money, equation 2

We all know that time is money,

time = money

Substituting money into equation 2 above

woman = money * money, equation 3

woman = (money)^2, equation 3a

We also know that money is the root of all evil,
correct?

money = sqrt(evil)
Substitute sqrt(evil) into equation 3a


woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2 , equation 4

Simplifying equation 4

Hence,

Woman = [(evil)]^2*1/2

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

aribisala0:
your mama wey be monkey know herself. if say she close her legs when her mates dey close am anoda baboon like you no go dey worry us today

this one don pain you well well hahahahaha see as you dey curse, Take am easy sha and all the best cheers mate

My mum is 78yrs old, if she wakes up 1 day and say son,i want 2 go 2 d university, I will surely be the happiest man but support with my last blood? hmmm I doubt that one o because her case go be like ''Man wey buy im first bicycle at the age of 90 come put sticker that reads ''May Almight God not let this be my last and May my enemies live long to see what I will achieve in future'' Na wah o

aloy/emeka:
PEUGEOT 404

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Peu404vitrear.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Peugeot_404_1966.jpg

https://spd.fotolog.com/photo/61/41/74/todo_peugeot/1244160980532_f.jpg

That's Nigeria's baby, Peugeot 404; it is the second strongest car in the 20th century and the most powerful, it can easily pass as a super hero`s car like Batman. It has the fastest acceleration speed, reaching 60 mph in 2000.5 seconds. It can easily transport 2000lbs of plantain from Agboju to Ijesa tedo market in one trip @ 33mpg.

Endowed with a 4.0L W6-Cylinder, four turbochargers, and a muscle controlled manual transmission, the 404 can reach a top speed of 53 mph and can last up to 40 years. The last one I saw had over 4m miles on it and is still going strong. When will the French build something like that again?.

I feel you  Infact my granpapa get the 404 why I love her is the noise resemble casava grinder 

Arsenal are playing Pre-season and hopefully will gel soon and they will start their season with about 30 point behind United, Can someone tell me me why you waste money on a 17yrs old player that you won't use? what's the point spending £16m on Oxlade Chamberlain? why not add say 5 million and buy someone that will play today?

Arsenal made history yesterday, they are the first team to create what pundits called strange scenario, At one point in the game, Blackburn had 3 shot on Goal, 2 on target and 4 Goals! mathematically it sounded strange but it was real. Well done Arsenal keep it up!! 3 point donor, I'm sure swansea will be counting their losses now
If you are wondering I'm a retired gooner!! Wenger must go

SeonB:
Like say no be here we dey when man u walloped Arsenal 8-2. Same naa ni, EPL(3-man race) La liga(2-man race)

Hmmm I think EPL is 1 man(United) and 2- women (City and Chelsea) race

Somorin#1:
Easy Tiger, you can put your oars back in the water. We're just chatting on a forum on a lazy Saturday afternoon not WWIII.

Why is it that people here will always look for trouble? Why can't you face your own face and leave others alone? the question is clear and simple 'What's The Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned?' no one said you should challenge anyone's post so why did you challenge me? I never talk you don begin call me names (Tiger) well I will let you go for now but next time you will surely have yourself to blame!

Somorin#1:
And that explains it, you missed this part "What's The Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned?" (not a manufacturing plant or dam).

Carry on.

Well that one concern you  Okay I agree with you,  the argument belong to you but the car belongs to me! what next? Ok I now understand lol because I call the car my baby? hahahaha Well I call all of them baby ok simply because they do exactly what I ask them to do

Somorin#1:
I think you missed this part, "What's The Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned?"

My background is Plant and Engine Reliability so you can call me a Reliability Engineer, I understand what Reliable is . My Bugatti has never visited a garage and is not designed to visit a garage until her end of service life which is 87 years

That's my new baby, Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is the second fastest car in the world and the most powerful, it can easily pass as a super hero`s car like Batman. It has the fastest acceleration speed, reaching 60 mph in 2.5 seconds.

Endowed with a 8.0L W16-Cylinder, four turbochargers, and a dual-clutch DSG computer-controlled manual transmission, the Veyron can reach a top speed of 253 mph. Counting a sum of 10 radiators, for the engine cooling system, for transmission oil, a heat exchanger for the air to liquid intercoolers, for engine oil etc., the car has a power to weight ratio of 529 bhp/tonne.

It's quite cheap though but the most expensive amongst my lot, if I can remember I paid $2,400,000 for her late last year

Debroslink:
May the good Lord bless your life for this GOSPEL truth.

Amen and May God bless you too for asking HIM to bless me

People sometimes stay in unhappy relationship simply because they can make up for whatever is missing from the relationship somewhere else by simply keeping girlfriend(s) i.e. cheating.

I guess is a bit more difficult for women, I know men who are unhappy that wifey can't have children and they impregnate another woman outside but for women well no need , if you are not happy get out fast

meksroland:
Spanish La Liga is Rubbish and should be disregarded,

I totally disagree with you here bro, Barca and Real Madrid are well above any team in Europe and that is the problem, they have raised the bar so high that it now looks like the rest team in Spain are ordinary but bring the rest team in Spain to any other league they will do well or rather take Barca and R Madrid to any league in Europe they will still come out on top.

Arsenal should send Wenger to Barca for further training because his style is now obselete!! Poor Gooners, Up Barca , In Fabregas I trust 1 Goal, 3 Assist, Messi is a mini football god,

Naija!!!   Make una sharp up now, this scenario is for someone living abroad and surely not a Naija scenario so the house help solution is way over the top and not applicable. Even David Cameron no get house help or social slave as the case may be.

His wife is generous, infact my wife stopped talking with me now for 3 days because she wanted me to vacuum clean the whole HOUSE after I came back from a 12 hour shift, so 40 hours a week is nothing my bro so abeg helep madam so she can help you in the night otherwise your soap go suffer am

Boil dey do you for yansh you dey call am pimple!! The earlier we change direction the better, The problem is not the players but Arsene Wenger, he has exhuasted all his knowledge and the challenge is now above his level. Sure he can make money but making money is different from making trophies, We call it ''fresh pair of eyes'' and that is what we need,

Arsenal just started their pre-season so this could go any way but I will go for a draw

Just take a quick trip to this website http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=193 I guess it will answer your question about who is Jew or Not

Well just a final word from me if your mum decide to go to school at 58 then know it that your work load will increase because na you go dey do all her assignment and home work otherwise no food for your house in the evening and may be still all shopping and other house work will now be divided between you are your father

Sorry mate, the question is 'why do you want to get married?' Sound like the thread is for unmarried people I'm off because I'm married already someone should alert me if a thread like 'Why did you get married?' is posted

denzel2009:
The typical wrong impression people have about going to school. Do you know if she just wants to fill a knowledge gap? Must you go to school to compete with other jobless graduates? Do you know if she wants to be a better manager of her business?

If she's got the gift of the gab, she could mentor frustrated peeps or go into counselling.

Oya!! Bill Gate go back to school because you want to be a good manager   who told you that to be a good manager you must go to school? ok Roman Abramovich owner of Chelsea Fc oya oya carry your book come begin go school as na school people dey learn how to be good manager. Sorry sir school these days will only expose you to facebook, ebay and other time wasting activities like Nairaland  
The wisest man in King Solomon did not go to school or tell me the college that William Shakespare graduated from?

My people say if you wake up for morning fowl begin pursue you my brother make you run o, Imagine after 40 yrs she come begin go school? well give us full load because people can only assume circumstances surrounding it and judge.
Did anyone call your mum olodo or illitrate?
Is she preparing herself for political position?
Is your dad a politician and she is worried that if your dad becomes the Governor she won't be the first lady?
Is she trying to waste money?

Because if she go back to school at 58 when she go graduate? ok ok let assume she finishes her course in 5 years then she will be 63 and she applies for NYSC exemption that will be 64   Na wah o, so na when she go come demonstrate wetin she learn for the school?
Please tell your mum to save the money and use it to train her grand children , Igaba yi ni aaro ti arugbo nse oge

N.B When you say school do you mean primary or secondary school? 

Finally to stop her is very simple, just show her all the jobless Nigerian Graduates and tell her that going to school at her age is a big waste that if all these young graduates are jobless who will employ a 70 year old woman? that is if she can complete her course at 70

Strange answers!!!

To me the silly reason why people fall in love is
1) Poverty!! I think it is silly if you fall in love with some one that is poor
2) Poor Bedmatic Skill, Another silly one

But things like money, nice crib, good phone, long p ennis and Bit T its etc are very good reasons to fall in love shikena!