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Midehi:
Hey comot ur hand for there...if u try dat wit me, d kind bomb i go release tru there,nxt time ur hand go dey my neck

Release all the bomb you want, as long eee still dey hold am, he will survive the blast.

akinsadeez:
where did you get those pictures? They fit the points perfectly

lol, I just dey follow Mr. K.C.

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
3 Summary of getting an Igbo Girl.

1) Flash your car keys while on the date.


Check

[img]http://bossluxury.files./2012/10/tumblr_lufdurtrnz1qlo9hgo1_r1_500.jpg[/img]


2)Place your International passport at a site


Check

https://www.notcot.com/images/2011/03/passport1.jpg



3) Make calls about your container on a red sea and continue shouting.. million million million

Check

[img]http://2.bp..com/-En58Ry4GeeU/VLVvapw_BtI/AAAAAAABFfc/o93GSU7nZjA/s1600/photo%2B1%2B%282%29.PNG[/img]

Nna bros, I'm good to go!

I can't date a TOM BOY.

Gansta girl. OP she dey sag her trouser? Make I know d degree.

mytime24:
loL

Hey missy, can I PM ya

Can I build my man too, or is it just for the ladies

Anywho, Here is my man:

(10) Gotta have his own place so when I visit, no grandma kills our high, like b**tch don't kill my vibe.

(9) If he's already a dealer then free drugs, Yao Ming!

( 8 ) Duh! Gotta pay for any extra drugs.

So close, pleeeaaaaasee

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/0fc946b5de554d367132c8ca06d7a8001b302f940e01a0b8f6a121519f55fdbd_1.gif

[color=#d35400][size=17pt]NATASHA[/size][/color] - Oh Natasha!

[color=#e67e22][size=17pt]SANDY[/size][/color] - Sandy Baby!

[color=#e74c3c][size=17pt]LOLA[/size][/color] - My Sweet Lullaby.

Y can't u guys let d ladies comment

Y always cockblocking

alberto2k:
Yeah.. That's how we roll

How you roll, or how you troll

@laidyy, is that you in your profile pic? You're such a doll!

Gosh, will you marry me?

Please rate me too!

I look kinda tired in this pic, but I still like it:

https://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/04/man-of-steel-flag.jpg

rokiatu:
A woman should never settled. She should choose wisely, and a lot of women choose to be disrespected by what they allow.


A man who wouldn't respect or cherish me fu...ck it am out of there. I aint desperate for no man. We all need each other so nobody is doing anyone a favour.

Any man that don't work together with me as a team, am out of there..........I refuse to just settle.

Just keep that derriere healthy and I will respect you forever

Why is that drawing turning me on

Gosh, I need help!

djeezy:
I wonder whose hand the croc chops off first

D croc just dey observe tins, but from the look of it, eee dey lean more towards the guy.

Be like say, the croc look the fresh babe, come be like, make I give this one more time on earth as you fresh reach, I forgive you.

...but this guy, see in face!

Hian! Attack ->

Aveleble? Chai!

As in "Baby, I'm Aveleble"? Chai!

Gai, if Jonathan can't change Patience, tell me what hope we have in this world. Where is the hope?

Still try sha, maybe on day, she would call you and say "Baby, I'm Available".

Can I get an Amen in the house

YoungDaNaval:
Wow Nneka you're so pretty huh. Biko I'd like to woo you, how long is it gonna take me dear?

Gai, pls back that as.s.s up, she is hallready belongs to me.

Take ya time.

sweetcocoa:
I don't agree that, $ex is the last thing on the mind of a guy in love with a woman, that's just pure fallacy.

$ex is among the top things on his mind, if he's with a woman he loves and is attracted to, he just agrees to hold off, if that's what she wants, to prove to her that it's not all about the $ex.

If you've ever been in love and attracted to your boo, then you'll know that, there's nothing as sweet as, hot passionate $ex, with your partner.

Dis is how broses catch Otumba disease (swollen manhood).

summerflame:
Guy, I can't even waste one week asking Miss world out. No time. Is her pussy decorated with gold?. Guy, grow up and step up. There are do many girls out there dying to date you, even more better, composed and prettier than her. Stop vying for team B Jersey

I feels ya ohm boy, tonight I going fishing for new fishes.

...but, I preferred 4 d fishes do keeel demselfs and come my plate. I'm lazy

Niccas with no money act like money isn't everything.

I don't like shacing woman, I likes to be shaced.

Nneka123:
Dude! Two months?! And you are already giving up?

What about those who woo a girl for a year or even more than that. Your situation seems like the girl doesn't even want to be in a relationship with you, so be friends with her or just look for another girl, Jeez!

But to me a month!, if she's not interested in you, move on to the next.

U in Lagos

Lemme shry to wow u in an month tines.

prettythicksme:
I hate packs or whatever dey call but i fit manage the first guy tho cos his not as scary as those three other guys.

Oh yeah? You don't like packs?

Then come on in then, Shhhhh, I'm waiting for you baby.

Let's do this thaang.

https://i.imgur.com/Eq4XHeb.gif

Meanwhile, on the inside the guy is singing:

[color=#e74c3c]"Unbreak my Heaaaaaart

Say you love me aggaeeeeeeeeaainnn..."[/color]

https://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/49/dawson_crying.gif

Sometimes I wonder, what if there were giants that also eat us, scary!

Then they would be writing on their blog, the best way to prepare humans. Some might like to add their "Mountain Sauce" or their "Moon Salt".

Our English to them would be like the mere ramblings of a cow. You'd be like "Help, Someone Help" and all they'd here is one big "Moooooooo".

Not saying we should be vegetarians sha, just thinking out loud.

temmypotter:
really?.... A 6 letter word is all u got to his 100+ words?..hw ''thoughtful''

Don't mind the marie guy, I told OP that he's in love with a dude, even worse, a dude he's never met before. Talk about a double whammy!

The dude is probably laughing his a** off while playing PS3 as he replied with that "thanks" message.

Nairaland needs some traffic yo!