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CHESSBOARD: Ediota go check your Dick-tionary, seminal: means anything that strongly influence later or new development positively

Lol, yeah u got me there.

ken.eguae:
I hope you know the word 'seminal' has more than one meaning in the dictionary? He was using that word to refer to the rift that has happened between the Yoruba and Igbo in the past which might possibly have influenced Fashola's action. He wasn't referring to no 'spermatozoa'. The word is ambiguous.

Gotcha! Just checked it out.

alj harem: "Somebody who used to attack our own Eze-Igbo Gburugburu without regard to his seminal wisdom and old age can do anything including selling his people in return for bowel of Amala and red oil soup.."

Massob of the igbos referring to yorubas during the deportation saga early this year in Lagos.

My my, I aint no tribalist or anyfin but damn son!

My eyes or my brain, dunno which hurts more after reading that.

"Seminal Wisdom"? Really? I never knew one could be wise in matters of spermatozoa, well I guess we learn somn new errrday errday.

I know its kinda strange, but that dude on the extreme left in the first pic reminds me of Kanye West.

berem: 10) "I am the best rapper in Nigeria. If you
have an opposing opinion, now is the best
time to keep it to yourself"

This is truely awesome, I'm gonna use this.

So you have an opinion huh? well now is the best time to keep it to yourself! LOL!

Awesome!

For something like this to work, it'll have to go viral somehow.

It can't just be nairaland and even facebook, it'll have to be EVERYWHERE, but obviously this is a start.

We need a Sheik Mohammed type person, I read his bio, and the dude really loves his people, no wonder Dubai was able to transform at such alarming speeds.

Anywho, what is this your party going to be called btw?

texazzpete: You cannot prescribe the death penalty for corruption when it occurs at so many levels, and when in very many cases it has no lethal consequences for others. A school bursar embezzling money meant for a classroom block will not kill anyone, for example, and has zero potential for lethality.

Your personal antipathy to corruption is laudable, but it does not matter in this discussion. Until there's a change in the penal code, anyone who goes to rob with a lethal weapon does so with the knowledge that it is death if caught. They thus deserve that fate.

Yes the law is the law, but I guess they (corrupt politicians) would never introduce a law even half as harsh for corrupt leaders for fear that they might be caught in the mix.

You are right though that one can't throw an umbrella over all corrupt practices, and insist that they all lead to the demise of the citizens. It would just be nice if cases of corruption that led to the loss of life either directly or indirectly could face a harsh penalty.

texazzpete: Ok, this is SERIOUSLY ANNOYING.

Every single time you people post this, we get the same inane comments about 'leaders who stole billions walking free'.

Guys, can you PLEASE reason like educated people?! It's been pointed out OVER AND OVER that the penalty for ARMED ROBBERY is death. No stories, no excuses.

It matters not if you steal a N500 recharge card or N50000. As soon as you use a lethal weapon to rob someone, it's the death penalty. Do you know how many people have died in the process of these armed robberies?


Here's a thought. If you want to rob, don't carry a weapon. That way, you don't get hung or shot if you're caught.


Repeated again for clarity because in the next few months, some crazy person on Nairaland will make another post about someone sentenced to death for stealing Beans with a locally made pistol:

If you rob someone with a lethal weapon, the punishment for this (according to the Nigerian law) is DEATH.

I actually disagree with you on this one.

It is definitely scary to come in contact with an armed robber as they may take your life instantly, however, corrupt leaders also take the lives of their citizens, albeit indirectly.

Its almost like trying to kill a chicken(lol), one could take a knife straight to its neck, which would be very gruesome. Or one could starve the chicken to death, which is a more indirect method of killing, and less gruesome.

We can all agree that most corrupt actions taken by corrupt politicians often lead to the death of citizens mostly indirectly through starvation, poorly executed projects and so on.

So you see, you really can't say that armed robbers deserve worse than corrupt politicians, if anything, they deserve the same.

Hey miss, check out this thread:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/927750-/63050163

it might solve your problem.

Before opening this thread, I was having this argument with my self like

"Jay-z is gonna be there"
"Why would he be there though? He likes forming big boy too much"
"Nah man! It's Mandella, Jay-z is gonna be there"

Then I open the thread like an anxious kid on Christmas morning, only to see my naija peeps

Is all good though, but I wanted to see jay-z.

more


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1NEZ9sTOM

Another funny one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb85k12OfBI

This is hilarious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRmHl6Fb1KM

SimonAndal: _

Madness? This is NOT SPARTA!!!!

He came in to our city bleached to look like a woman, in the process disrespecting our queens, he threatens our men with homosexuality. Oh He has chosen his words carefully, perhaps you should have done the same.

This is Sparta Gay.

That's so Drake dog!

Still working on my homophobia, I remember this one time this dude wearing a scarf blew me a kiss and smiled seductively.

That sht sent chills up my spine.

My advice to Seun is to make the front page comment spaces available for sale.

That way, all the people that stay up night and day, just to reserve a space on the front page with "." can finally be rewarded for all their hard work.

They would finally be able to say with confidence that, "This space is for sale!"

Op, this is probably just how olden days pictures are na!

Bet, see the d guy shoe! Na plasticine, abi na mud dem use mold am?

anthony500: Sounds like por.n

Haha! How you take arrive at this your Final Destination

I will tell him to kneel down, raise his hands, and close his eyes.

He has been very, very, bad.

Techno?
Heck No!
Didn't even show up at the last Tech Show.
It has okay specs though.https://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/vampire/smileys-vampire-365380.gif

What about we wey dey roll up our short sleeve shirts reach our shoulder, to dey show off our AK47s?

So ladies, Hot or Not?
Sizzling or Freezing?
Balmy or frosty?

angelinvestor: You guys should learn how to forecast your cash needs and budget towards it. Even if the bank shuts down for a month, I won't have cashflow problems.

That defeats the whole purpose of Nigeria trying to go CASHLESS as a whole, don't you think?

We shouldn't need to forecast "cash in hand", beyond say a night or so(like maybe using the ATM before hitting a club, incase the club doesn't accept cards).

Unless you are taking into consideration the inconsistency or unpredictability of Nigerian Institutions, then okay.

SageNaruto: Unlike Kakashi, Obito nids 2 make physical contact in-order 2 warp sum1/sumtyn into dat oda dimension... And d reason he can't touch anytin while using dat jutsu dat makes him slip thru tins shud be very obvious nao, he is intangible!!!!! He doesn't transport parts of his body, d part of his body dat is overlapping wit sum1/sumtyn is being transported automatically (i.e it can be seen in d oda dimension)... Dats just hw dat jutsu works.

Okay, now I get why he's trying to touch Naruto, however i still see a flaw.

You say he is intangible, but I maintain that Kakashi said he doesn't have two jutsu for slipping through and absorbing things. Kakashi said its the same transportation Justu.

When Kakashi used his transportation jutsu on the lighting charged kunai, while Naruto was attacking, Tobi simply transportated part of his face that made contact with naruto a attack, and so the Kunai was able to scratch his mask. It means the other part of his body was not transported. So if other parts of his body weren't transported, that means they should still be able to touch things physically, like touching Naruto.

So what is it I am missing?

I was very disappoint in the reveal of Tobi's Transportation Jutsu in the latest Anime.

I mean on one hand Kakashi, while explaining the jutsu, says that Tobi only transports that part of his body that intersects with naruto's attack. So my question is, why won't Tobi just Transport only that part of his body that is being attacked, while leaving his hands in the current plane to make contact with Naruto (Don't even know why he is only just trying to touch naruto, I guess I'll find that out later)

made in nigeria: Made in nigeria

So "Made in Nigeria", was Made in Nigeria by Made in Nigeria, to encourage others that products can me Made in Nigeria?

Nice one!

Innoson Vehicles.
Killishi
Cassava Bread
Cassava Cake
Gala Sausage Roll.
Kpekere
Pure Water
Agege Bread.
Ijebu Garri
Samsong.
Sonny
Nikky
....

kbdrim: This na for naija girls wey no dey look pass surface things..clothes, cars and looks...na so una go continue the miss road..when you are deep..you will look beyond the outside and then personality will shine through..grooming can always come later but when the personality..the real man within is correct u are halfway through..no wonder lots of people end up with heartbreaks because with the right packaging you fall for crap

You have to admit though that what the OP is saying has a lot of truth to it.

I don't think the OP meant it to be causal in that way i.e because the apartment is dirty, he can't get the girl. Rather I think the OP means, because he's not getting the girl now (for whatever reason, busy, not interested at the moment, or just can't), he's apartment is dirty, and by that you can tell that he is not getting the girl.

yuzedo: mukina2, Mod sweethat of okoko evil forest. i see u scaning dis tread like a wicked eagle loooooooking for mr bigg to devour. swerry am giveing you three days (5) to put a rita dummynicks tread on frontpage or if i dint ban u call me bastad!!

rememba.... 4 days only.

I need to meet this guy, just a character.

Hybee2493: 1. He doesn't care about grooming.
If a guy doesn't care about the way he looks , hair clothes bla bla. Na so girls go just they pass no even the occasional staring like okada light.

2. He doesn't touch or hold girls
He is too uptight Nd too careful about his personal, he doesn't like to move near women or he is scared to do so, girls like to b touched,held Nd cuddled Nd if u dnt do so well.

3. He has a dirty room or apartment
He doesn't care about his apartment being neat, just lives like a squirrel in a tree

4. His friends has no female friends
If a guys friends doesn't av female friends chances are he too is in the same predicament, show me ur friend Nd I will tell u who u are. Birds of d same feathers flock together

5. The guy has no packaging or branding
I dnt tink I nid to stress on this one just forget it if u d guy doesn't av

6. He can't put his ego down sometimes
Girls like too prove, if u can't put ur ego down sometimes Nd just agree with her or do sometins dat u shouldn't do in d first place.

7.he is too serious about girls Nd doesn't check them out
One tin is girls like playing, all of them

8. He is too shy Nd scared of talking to girls

9. He doesn't av that one tin dat differentiate him from oda guys

10. His kitchen or toilet is always dirty
Agreed u may nt cook but gals like to check out guys kitchens, I dnt knw wy but they do

True sometimes, but not always.

Doesn't necesserily mean that he is unlucky with girls though, it may just mean that he has gone into such a deep zone that he doesn't give a fork.

I remember my final two projects in my college days, one was to design a temperature sensor (from scratch) complete with LCD, and programming

The other project was to measure the UHF, that's high frequency, and display the result on an LCD

Omo, that time boys no know wetin woman be again ooo, na 24/7 GEEK mode activated

At the end sha, I finished with a B (means we actually built it). So yeah, after that, I shaved, cleaned my apartment, and then hit the club scene feeling very, very, fulfilled.

ajasa4link: After successfully wasting the students' time they finally come to an agreement? Do they know the economic implications of the strike on the students...Some students (like me)were 4 weeks away from final exams before the strike, now they wasted almost 6 months of such student's academic life over an agreement they could've signed earlier...Hmmmmmm...I think we need to start suing the government, bodies and organisations in this country whom we feel are trampling on our right. By the way, I think the strike is a breach of contract on the part of the schools because once a student pays his tuition fees,he enters into a contract of performance with the school and as such, the school should see to it that such student gets the value for his money within the expected time frame of the contract.... But alas! we are in Nigeria where nothing works......As for the fg saying the strike is politically motivated, Yes it is but the fg could've nipped it in the bud by making sure it was resolved earlier.
LAST BULLET: in saner countries, Jonathan will never win even an ordinary local councillors election again for the single fact of heading a government under whose administration the education sector was crippled for almost half a year, but this is Nigeria where nothing works the way it should..Welcome to the jungle!

I really feel your pain, but just imagine that after your 6 months vacation, you would then have to take another year off, for the NYSC.

During that year you may be sent to a village to teach something you yourself haven't fully mastered, and ofcourse you are not a certified teacher, neither do you have a teaching license. Still you will be called upon to take this one year out of your life, away from the path of your career, just so that we can learn to get along.

Welcome to the Jungle.

sanb: Hahahahaha Lol; you're one funny dude.....

As you said, it's just a check-list to understand what women want; most importantly is for you to be yourself around your lady.....

Yeah; no harm in scoring 90%...Lol ; having said that, it's more of gaining an understanding of your lady.....

As for the pass mark, no need for one.....

Okay miss, I will implement the list on a lady I truly care for.

At the end of the day guys, your success depends on:

HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?

Have you ever chased a girl you really liked (maybe your first love), stayed up late to the wee hours of the morning talking with her? Given her flowers? Did everything you could do within your power to maker her yours? You wanted her bad didn't you?

For your success, you have to want it even more than this. You have to want it as much as you want to breathe.

So yes you learn a new skill, but then what? The chase for perfection, success, victory!

HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?