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Too many to count, but currently:

He Lives in You

Deep!

Get her this, gera that.

How to make her this, how to maker that.

How to get her to do this, how to gerraredo that.

Eee too much abeg, I no one learn, maka gimme F-9 make I go sleep.

https://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-my-girlfriend-tells-me-an-awfully-boring-story-10182.gif

OP, you are tripping for a guy!

Haven't you heard that guys impersonate ladies on this site?

So when next you close your eyes to think about her, please realize that this could be the real marieolae:

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Long Tony!

Just shop deez items:

1. Two Xtra large butt paddn, the rounded one.

2. One Xtra paddn Vita Foam Brassiere.

3. One Brasil hair and one make up.

Then walks down d kreesent and enjoy kompletement.

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.

If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me

By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

Girl without a broom I might just sweep you off your feet and make you wanna tell somebody, how I do!

sleekangel85:
Lolz impossible! Maggot will be ur companion.Any lady who is found around you will contact wat we call ambomokilidermcancerobolism.

I like that word, hence forth, I shall be called Captain Ambomo-Kili-Derm, cause I really am gonna kill them.

"It's the toilet, It's the Garbage, no it's Captain AmbomoKiliDerm!!!!!!"

Would you rather be loved or respected? I choose respect.

Whenever I go without brushing my mouth for 1-2 weeks, I get that morefvking respect. People make way when I come through, no more lines at the bank, I simply say "hi" to each person on the Q and they let me go ahead.

Don't even talk bout the girls, they all "fall" for me at the slightest word that leaves my mouth.

I now have a super power. Gonna level up by not showering for 3weeks, then I shall be truly Unstoppable!

うこそいらっしゃいました。

またあとで会いましょう！

Cutehector:
hahahaha. Most nairaland guys dnt hav shame except the few ones I knw

...but what is wrong with sending a PM to a girl you fancy?

It just seems wrong, cause this girlguy did this BS.

That's like saying guys shouldn't ask our girls ever, because one girl put all her toasters numbers in the newspaper.

So what would happen if peeps like Marieolae or Dechie post theirs

God save us from immature girls.

To the guys that sent the PM, don't be ashamed u hear?

Lastly, there are too many guys disguised as girls on nairaland, so before you send that PM, be sure to dig a lil deeper.

Like indomie noodles, just three minutes and the noodlesnewgirl is ready and anytime I'm hungry, hey ABRAKATABRA!

12yrs - 17yrs - ( 8 )

17yrs-30yrs - ( 2 )

>30yrs ( 1 )

Negative(-)

Every real guy must know:

1. Celine Dion: If he doesn't sing "Power of Love" in the shower, be done with him, his love is powerless.

2. Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby, 000000000!!

3. Beyonce: If he likes it then he should put a ring on it, oh oh oh!

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You had me at “Hello World.” 

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For me, it's my hands.

Honestly speaking, I would prefer wings instead, so that I can fly.

Awww, it's been a long time since I heard that word, "Laminate".

"Laminate, Laminate, Laminate".

Say it with me:

"MI", "NATE", "LA"
"MI", "NATE", "LA"
"MI", "NATE", "LA"
"MI", "NATE", "LA"
....

Nice, gonna use this with a twist on the next lady I approach.

Be like, excuse me miss, you should...

"Lean on Me,
When you're not strong,
I'll be you're friend,
I'll help you carry on"

Stacys Mum, has got it going on

You guys are funny sha, anywho, I really doubt the authenticity of female monikers on here, unless verified via Skype or something.

So you might as well call this, "15 claims of gender confused Nairaland men".

rolletj:
https://www.nairaland.com/2154389/students-evangel-university-ebonyi-protest

Miss roller, been trying to get q hold of you. PM me, I have an offer for you and your blog.

You dump him and come have drinks with us at the Radisson.

rolletj:
Here is a list of artists billed to perform at the carol event tonight.

www.aksublog.com

Can we talk bout your blog?

rolletj:
http://www.aksublog.com/2014/12/akwa-ibom-state-government-christmas.html?m=1

Hey, send me a PM.

The girl you're tryna toast be like, "Someone save me, save me"

https://memeguy.com/photos/images/mfw-someone-with-bad-breath-talks-to-me-9242.gif

"aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Why are people complaining?

If you really cared about the sick that much, then why not sell off all your items, your iPad, iPhone, car... and give it to the poor?

Who says he doesn't already pay 10% of his income as tithe and give 10% to the poor.

Remove the log in your eye, sell your smartphone now, after all, you really don't need the internet to survive.

Idowuogbo: I'm waiting for seun to ring moi

alutacontinua: Seun keh
I reject it IJN!
The dude wld just be punching computer while you're doing the do! I'm sure he's still a virgin, he no go fit handle ya
Badt rich guys are better, bikonu

Don't worry, I will call both of you. Please be sure to stay by your phones.

Awww, congratulations.

Keep in mind though that you are now a demi-celeb, so don't be surprised if you see nairalanders jumping out of the bushes next to you to ask you for your autograph