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Pls I urgently need half plot of land in awka to buy for propsed hostel development,If you have any pls get in touch you can drop your phone number or e-mail,thanks

Most of these guys like the mbadiwes' are simply enjoying generational money,their money can never run dry.God will see us through as we had little or no inheritance

Can it fly for 700k

Can it fly for 620k

Can 1.2 fly d ride?

Mama Peace(Dame Patence Ebele Jonathan) marks her 57th birthday,Concerned Nigerians are wishing her many more prosperous years ahead...You can send your birthday wishes

Bro if you wish to marry her then you have to upgrade her after marriage suprisingly i dislike Naija women cos they exhibit a very high degree of DOUBLE STANDARD...see them encouraging the OP to marry pepper seller when they cant marry such.

great job spider, am sori I joined dis class late, I have taken time to read and I must say u are doing a great job, please I will like to know the total cost estimate for this project from start to finish(park in)...thanks

There are two categories of Women
-Those that believe in themselves full of intelligence,wisdom and knowledge they are always distinguished based on their intimidating credentials e.g Okonjo-Iweala,Arunma Oteh,Funke(Main One)...The men that associate with them know they can deliver due to their exceptional intelligence
-Those that believe in pussy as a means of navigating their way to success e.g ........ I won't call names but we all know them
Don't make the mistake to mix up the two,those in the latter category seek the assistance of men and usually pay in Kind

Yeah the master lady blogger is back check it out http://www.lindaikeji.mobi/...Bleep Haters

I had to write dis to prevent guys I categorize as JJC from unneccesary spending with the hope of dating which will eventually drain their pocket...COS RUNS GIRLS DON'T LOVE/DATE They only pretend to be in a relationship as long as you keep spending and once the spending stops....it ends and mind you they can neva take you as a guy out on a date and foot the bills at least once in a while(impossible)
Owk let me give u a clue when u meet a babe initiate the conversation like dis
Babe hau u dey? Am .......
Chat for a while(u have to be observant on her tone and what she needs from you,in most cases they discuss wit finance in mind..she go take style talk say she needs to fix her nails or make her hair or she wants to travel out of town but her money neva complete..In general their chat is based on what you can offer)
You go now ask her "Hau e go be" ...She go say "Hau u wan make e be"
Dats d control the rest is history
Dis format should be applied to all ladies those that resist this line wit anger is obviously not in the market,you immediately change the line of conversation

Owk let me give u a clue when u meet a babe initiate the conversation like dis
Babe hau u dey? Am .......
Chat for a while(u have to be observant on her tone and what she needs from you,in most cases they discuss wit finance in mind..she go take style talk say she needs to fix her nails or make her hair or she wants to travel out of town but her money neva complete..In general their chat is based on what you can offer)
You go now ask her "Hau e go be" ...She go say "Hau u wan make e be"
Dats d control the rest is history
Dis format should be applied to all ladies those that resist this line wit anger is obviously not in the market,you immediately change the line of conversation

Anambra Kwenu..Authentic nwa afo anambra,rep. Njikoka living in Lagos...Anambra peeps in Naija or in the Diaspora are highly welcome

Av always admired dos big booty dark lovely black american women,my cousin said so much about them esp. Their adventurous nature I will visit someday not just for fun but for PG courses

I was suprised to hear she is married wit a kid I asked why she didn't have the ring on at least to scare guys away she said she is not scaring anybody that she doesn't feel like wearing it any longer..I further asked why she said the husband wore it last 10months ago..She is just 2years in marriage..D you think she is right?

Am qualified to apply,let's give it a try hope their interview stages won't take me out of lag

I thank Guys for not segregating on ladies cos what matters most is happiness and most guys don't mind marrying any babe as long she can guarantee him love and happiness..I just used this thread to paint a picture of what it looks like to be setting unrealistic standards

SuperMartins: Hey Mister,ur thread holds no accurate point...I can get married to a any lady,poor or nt as long as smtin abt her connects with me...and I can even get married to an older woman cos I do crazies and bro,every guy knows wat he wants..ur thread won't help or change our already harboured intentions....greetnx tho'

Bro thank you for dat statement but have u asked youself why ladies can't get married to any guy rich or poor?

Just read the female version and I guess is hightime guys stepped up their game,Bachelors in the haus let's stop dating/marrying below our standards cos we ve got standards too
GUYS
-if you are rich don't marry or date a lady from an average or poor home cos most don't appreciate it
-Henceforth ladies that wants marriage should be ready to contribute atleast 30percent of total expenditure for the wedding
-Tall and Handsome ones pls go for the preety
-Place every lady you meet on a 6months probation before comfirming her as your girlfriend or prospective fiancee
-Guys 30 and above pls date/marry 2yrs below your age cos ladies age more than men after marriage
The list is endless...We guys concede much yet some ladies feel they are wiser cos they think we don't have standards...This thread is open to confrontation,insults and whatever opinion u ve got

Mumsy dem need to reduce dis pressure on our sisters,imagine my female colleague's mood just changed today after receiving a call from her mum...reason she just asked her to redeploy to the east that there is no prospective husband in Lagos...She(mum) further said that guys in Lagos are just ndi akalogholi(meaning-bunch of drunks n womanisers),I laffed like i neva did before but seriously they need to tone down the pressure please

The problem wit 2014 Ladies is that of misplaced priority..For most ladies cash is their priority and once the cash is there every other thing is manageable..Imagine a lady I wanted to match-make with my cousin the first question she asked me "Is the guy loaded" In shock I replied her yes he is loaded wit talent and good qualities a homely man should have..She asked again "where does he work?" I told her he is a fed.civil servant she simply said "am not interested"...obviously I realized over time that she placed a bet wit her friends that she must land a rich cute guy as husband..I simply wished her well afterall dats her choice

This is what most marriages/relationships suffer from yet we fail to admit it,the law states that the affection/attraction you have for your partner tends to reduce over time and gives the feeling of "there is nothin more to it than what I have been seeing/doing"..what can one do to rekindle the spark?

@OP dis kind tin we dey hungry you for two years e go dey do you make you do am comot eye I wan yarn you say d gbese wey go land for ur head u no go fit cari am make u pray Baba God to comot dat shuku shuku spirit for your mind cos na bad spirit be dat..unless u wan bring bad luck for ur husband

chemystery: that's enough greenlight bro. But if you receive a slap tomorrow please don't quote me.

Slap Ke...When I be Husband Material 100 Yards..Though she hold pepper pas me nothin dey chele I no send cos I be born hustler

Eyop:

Slap Ke...When I be Husband Material 100 Yards..Though she hold pepper pas me nothin dey chele I no send cos I be born hustler

She(Female Big Booty Banker) greets me wella each time I get to their canteen for lunch,today she saw me after like 2weeks we haven't set eyes on each other,she was just smiling and whinning her booty arnd me..Shey na greenlight? Chyking starts tmoro

Am single cos av not seen that special Naija Lady plus sortin out family issues

Last time we 'learnt' how to spot a 'fake Abuja big babe' (see that here), now lets learn how to stop a 'fake Abuja big boy' as written by Premium Times Chinenye Ugonna. Enjoy below...
These guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their bank accounts.
There is nothing wrong with looking good and not having money to back it up. There is only something wrong when you are doing it for packaging. Continue...


1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs use all the accents in the world; British, American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in one. If they are talking to a babe who probably lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent automatically changes just to impress. Please, embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent, be proud of it. You don’t see an American man trying to talk like a Nigerian.

2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly defining character of the male FABB. They do not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O -B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not want to be bothered about taking care of a babe who’s probably still in school or sharing CV about. That is not in their dictionary of potential girlfriends.

3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars: Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to their father or uncle.

4. He always has a political connection: A typical Abuja boy is always related to some politician or influential person. The politicians are always their uncle but hardly ever their father. Sometimes, it could even be a politician they have met once- he becomes their uncle.

5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still pay for everything they own. If you know a guy who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama but does not have a regular job, check that guy! They probably even get monthly allowance from their parents every month as grown men. Hey, not judging, you do you.

6. He immediately introduces you to his family/friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy in Abuja, and before you know it, he has introduced you to his family and friends. In your mind, you are thinking that you are an iyawo (wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you are girlfriend no. 9.

7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a short period of dating: They tell you that you are a wife material or even propose marriage so they can be living off their new working class babe. You would cook, clean and before you know it, you have turned to their provider. Their food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care of by the working class babe. They start with “Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not good o! It should be a joint effort.

8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays: This is the time to remember all the hook-ups they have forgotten from Monday to Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up with during the weekend. If Halima doesn’t respond, Salewa will. After all there are many fishes in the sea.

9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle for their money from Monday to Friday to make ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who claim they work during the week but people still cannot point a finger on what they do. On Friday, they would be the first to update their status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”.

10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the club: They are always the first to order bottles just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they would remember they have to go to the bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne. After popping and being forced to pay, they come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that the money would have bought you a nice plate of jollof rice and a big fat chicken.
Source:LIB

When I say I don't date hungry girls my guys say I segregate a lot,In reality I value the company of a sensible lady with an independent mindset and is working so hard to make her life better..@OP I commend your maturity but sincerely Speaking you have to channel your love to where it is needed and mostly importantly run away from Ladies who live Fake life they will drain your purse in the long run