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Anambra Kwenu..Authentic nwa afo anambra,rep. Njikoka living in Lagos...Anambra peeps in Naija or in the Diaspora are highly welcome

Av always admired dos big booty dark lovely black american women,my cousin said so much about them esp. Their adventurous nature I will visit someday not just for fun but for PG courses

I was suprised to hear she is married wit a kid I asked why she didn't have the ring on at least to scare guys away she said she is not scaring anybody that she doesn't feel like wearing it any longer..I further asked why she said the husband wore it last 10months ago..She is just 2years in marriage..D you think she is right?

Am qualified to apply,let's give it a try hope their interview stages won't take me out of lag

I thank Guys for not segregating on ladies cos what matters most is happiness and most guys don't mind marrying any babe as long she can guarantee him love and happiness..I just used this thread to paint a picture of what it looks like to be setting unrealistic standards

SuperMartins: Hey Mister,ur thread holds no accurate point...I can get married to a any lady,poor or nt as long as smtin abt her connects with me...and I can even get married to an older woman cos I do crazies and bro,every guy knows wat he wants..ur thread won't help or change our already harboured intentions....greetnx tho'

Bro thank you for dat statement but have u asked youself why ladies can't get married to any guy rich or poor?

Just read the female version and I guess is hightime guys stepped up their game,Bachelors in the haus let's stop dating/marrying below our standards cos we ve got standards too
GUYS
-if you are rich don't marry or date a lady from an average or poor home cos most don't appreciate it
-Henceforth ladies that wants marriage should be ready to contribute atleast 30percent of total expenditure for the wedding
-Tall and Handsome ones pls go for the preety
-Place every lady you meet on a 6months probation before comfirming her as your girlfriend or prospective fiancee
-Guys 30 and above pls date/marry 2yrs below your age cos ladies age more than men after marriage
The list is endless...We guys concede much yet some ladies feel they are wiser cos they think we don't have standards...This thread is open to confrontation,insults and whatever opinion u ve got

Mumsy dem need to reduce dis pressure on our sisters,imagine my female colleague's mood just changed today after receiving a call from her mum...reason she just asked her to redeploy to the east that there is no prospective husband in Lagos...She(mum) further said that guys in Lagos are just ndi akalogholi(meaning-bunch of drunks n womanisers),I laffed like i neva did before but seriously they need to tone down the pressure please

The problem wit 2014 Ladies is that of misplaced priority..For most ladies cash is their priority and once the cash is there every other thing is manageable..Imagine a lady I wanted to match-make with my cousin the first question she asked me "Is the guy loaded" In shock I replied her yes he is loaded wit talent and good qualities a homely man should have..She asked again "where does he work?" I told her he is a fed.civil servant she simply said "am not interested"...obviously I realized over time that she placed a bet wit her friends that she must land a rich cute guy as husband..I simply wished her well afterall dats her choice

This is what most marriages/relationships suffer from yet we fail to admit it,the law states that the affection/attraction you have for your partner tends to reduce over time and gives the feeling of "there is nothin more to it than what I have been seeing/doing"..what can one do to rekindle the spark?

@OP dis kind tin we dey hungry you for two years e go dey do you make you do am comot eye I wan yarn you say d gbese wey go land for ur head u no go fit cari am make u pray Baba God to comot dat shuku shuku spirit for your mind cos na bad spirit be dat..unless u wan bring bad luck for ur husband

chemystery: that's enough greenlight bro. But if you receive a slap tomorrow please don't quote me.

Slap Ke...When I be Husband Material 100 Yards..Though she hold pepper pas me nothin dey chele I no send cos I be born hustler

Eyop:

Slap Ke...When I be Husband Material 100 Yards..Though she hold pepper pas me nothin dey chele I no send cos I be born hustler

She(Female Big Booty Banker) greets me wella each time I get to their canteen for lunch,today she saw me after like 2weeks we haven't set eyes on each other,she was just smiling and whinning her booty arnd me..Shey na greenlight? Chyking starts tmoro

Am single cos av not seen that special Naija Lady plus sortin out family issues

Last time we 'learnt' how to spot a 'fake Abuja big babe' (see that here), now lets learn how to stop a 'fake Abuja big boy' as written by Premium Times Chinenye Ugonna. Enjoy below...
These guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their bank accounts.
There is nothing wrong with looking good and not having money to back it up. There is only something wrong when you are doing it for packaging. Continue...


1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs use all the accents in the world; British, American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in one. If they are talking to a babe who probably lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent automatically changes just to impress. Please, embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent, be proud of it. You don’t see an American man trying to talk like a Nigerian.

2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly defining character of the male FABB. They do not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O -B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not want to be bothered about taking care of a babe who’s probably still in school or sharing CV about. That is not in their dictionary of potential girlfriends.

3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars: Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to their father or uncle.

4. He always has a political connection: A typical Abuja boy is always related to some politician or influential person. The politicians are always their uncle but hardly ever their father. Sometimes, it could even be a politician they have met once- he becomes their uncle.

5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still pay for everything they own. If you know a guy who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama but does not have a regular job, check that guy! They probably even get monthly allowance from their parents every month as grown men. Hey, not judging, you do you.

6. He immediately introduces you to his family/friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy in Abuja, and before you know it, he has introduced you to his family and friends. In your mind, you are thinking that you are an iyawo (wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you are girlfriend no. 9.

7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a short period of dating: They tell you that you are a wife material or even propose marriage so they can be living off their new working class babe. You would cook, clean and before you know it, you have turned to their provider. Their food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care of by the working class babe. They start with “Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not good o! It should be a joint effort.

8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays: This is the time to remember all the hook-ups they have forgotten from Monday to Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up with during the weekend. If Halima doesn’t respond, Salewa will. After all there are many fishes in the sea.

9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle for their money from Monday to Friday to make ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who claim they work during the week but people still cannot point a finger on what they do. On Friday, they would be the first to update their status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”.

10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the club: They are always the first to order bottles just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they would remember they have to go to the bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne. After popping and being forced to pay, they come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that the money would have bought you a nice plate of jollof rice and a big fat chicken.
Source:LIB

When I say I don't date hungry girls my guys say I segregate a lot,In reality I value the company of a sensible lady with an independent mindset and is working so hard to make her life better..@OP I commend your maturity but sincerely Speaking you have to channel your love to where it is needed and mostly importantly run away from Ladies who live Fake life they will drain your purse in the long run

The Lagos state govt thru the commisioner for health recently rejected the proposed experimental drug Nano Silver Compound for the treatment of Ebola Viral Disease(EVD),in the light of this controversy certain questions need urgent responses by the state govt.
-Is this drug(NanoSilver) approved by the WHO as an experimental treatment for EVD?
-Prior to the arrival of this drug is there any alternative used for the infected?
-Has the request for US made ZMAPP approved and shipment arrangements made?
-Is this not the greatest height of insensitivity bearing in mind the rate of spread of this virus?

"POLITICAL EBOLA DISEASE"
Signs:
-High Fever caused by Phobia(fear) of Losing 2015 Elections
-Frequent diarrhoea of the mouth thru Threatening Mr.President to withdraw his Intention to Contest 2015
-Fueling Confusion and Controversy
-Blaming the President for every problem in Nigeria
Causative Agent:
Selfish Interest and Ethnic Factors
Prevention and Control
-Political Quarantine of the Infected to avoid infecting others
-Practice strict political hygiene by washing hands off every evil plans ahead of 2015 Elections
-Avoid the infected by decamping from their Party...

ZMAPP is given to an American and a Spanish Ebola victim but not to a West African...Lets Unite in this Struggle #WestAfricaneedsEbolaDrug

To add another issue is that they set high standard of the kind of man they want cos of the type of life and luxury they have been exposed to,I once asked my cousin why she has not mentioned of any guy during our discussion she said that most young guys here in Lagos are broke or earning meagre salary and the few comfortable guys are chronic womanizers,so which one do i want her to choose..I became speechless

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I wiLl speak for myself..the very moment my wife asked her to stay as a househelp i will leave both of them..maka why
I have very high affinity for big ass so i can't stay with her even for one day,Am not promiscous but i can't tempt myself.
Not all big ass is unclean it depends on the person's hygiene habit

Just heard that the Experimental drug is a Nicotine Extract Compound,we have marijuana and its related species readily available in Nigeria hope the committee can also explore this option

Indications has emrged that US president Barack Obama is not willing to releaese the drug ZMAPP for use in treating Ebola patients in Nigeria..Should we resort to Prof.Iwu and his team to commence experimental treatment based on his earlier claim in collaboration with NAFDAC?
SOURCE: http://lindaikeji..com/2014/08/too-early-to-send-experimental-ebola.html

After listening to Prof.Onyebuchi Chukwu on this Ebola virus issue and the health facility deficit to tackle this disease i came to a reasonable conclusion that Nigeria is not the best Country to give a child valid citizenship..I ask Nairalanders if you have the Money will you deliver your child here in Nigeria while there are better options and more organised Countries to do that?

The Federal government has declared the Ebola outbreak in Nigeria a matter of national Emergency, adding that everyone is now at risk of being infected.

Speaking with State House correspondence at the end of today's Federal Executive Council meeting, the Minister of Health, Prof Onyebuchi Chukwu said the Nigerian government has written to the Director of the United State Centre for Disease Control to request for the release of some of the unapproved ZMAG drug which has proven to be useful in the treatment of the Ebola disease. He said the Federal government awaits a response from the United state government and hopeful if the drugs are released, they could be used to treat the confirmed cases of the Ebola virus disease in Nigeria. SOURCE:Linda Ikeji Blog



WAHALA DEY...MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA

Our politicians are busy strategising for 2015 instead of focusing on measures to control the spread of this virus,when it escalates PDP will start blaming APC for not doing much to contain the spread..we all need committed effort and possibly informing other people on precautionary measures to prevent new infection