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omo men e no easy at all...tho yabatech still represent the best but u have to read fire to make the top grades...and the part time is divided into weekdays for mostly science and technology students while the weekends is for commercial student...most part time student dont work anyway but if u have a job then weekdays part time lecture wont favour u as u can be asked to report to school by 9am and they call it part time...the only disadvantages av seen there is that they dont have a fast academic calender...3 yrs maximum for the program...they can be slow and this also applies to full time anyway heard lasu is far far worst with timing issue...but the school is generally safe and i learnt how to read as in read there(determination to make upper or distinction)

diz 1 iz strong ELEYI OGIDI GAN OOOO

IN MALLAM VOICE......kaiiiiii megida ko.......diz 1 iz strong ELEYI OGIDI GAN OOOOO

LOBATAN irunmole be lyk ''abeg make diz pple change our diet nah.....we don eat yam nd oil tire''

and i tink say u b 1 of dem abi gerrara here joor.....mtchewwwww

Evaromantik:
muppet.........is it an achievement he is visiting nigeria?....of what asset is his visit to the country? Rather than costing money to give him a red carpet welcome

hw u take know

experimentist:
Jonathan na mumu, na to dey drink ogogoro him sabi and Ban ki moon no wan high

omo ban ki moon in naija why diz neva appun durin jonathan era well we all know why shaaaaaaaa

choii he neva spend dat money of fight of d century finish jah bless my own hustle 2 oooo

when d neighbours finally knows ur secret

and

owhk........looks like i earned d erm FTC 2day

oh boy my friend in skul read diz textbook everyday oooo hw cum i neva notice am

d guy b lyk ''well done u die abi no prob i go collect my money 4rm diz food

Wen she report u 2 ur dad nd wen dad want 2 beat u she wil say"baba cum i did nt tel u 2 beat im nw"nd dad wil b lyk "why did u nw report im den"

guys plzzz stop commentin water dey cum out 4rm my eyes

oh my GOD oooooo u don get am

INDUSTRIALFAN:
When you break a plate mistakenly, mum screams like
MUM: break everything in the house, if u like break the house and every thing breakable.

When mum breaks a plate, she screams like:
MUM: Who put this plate here?

omo men u are si damn right infact my mum does 94 percent of dose fins

u garrit

shoczy:
Naso finish dem all even if any rat self b boko kill dem all

wait op are u sure no be u dey d pinshure

LOBATAN

ha ha ha ha ha am laughin my ass out

VickyRotex:
ata rodo sneh kor, sombo sneh ati tomato sneh ni

no wonder my friends keeps putting sneh at d end of there name

wait i tink u be hin family cuz if not

googlepikin:
see mumuu

lmao

engrolawei:
I remember those days when I sleep, I will dream I'm coming from school or supermarket with my siblings and on the way, my younger one will say he wants to pee. He branches a bush path and brings out his JT to pee, just as others follow suit and I also decide to join them. The pee is a relief and so sweet but next thing I feel that I am peeing on myself and I hear my Mum's voice saying comon wake up! wake up!! with a slap on my legs. I jump up trying to hold the pee, but wanting to finish up. Kai, the new bed spread o.

LOBATAN AO U DEY COPE

Owliver:
300 level when i was 23

i no see bobo jonah 4 dat pix wait check ur list wella sir okonjo and madueke no dey there ni

DATZ MY PRESIDOOO TALKING ANY LIKES 4 D GREATEST PMB

did i ask u for 1

bjprodint:
no like not to talk of likes

diz is hw am gonna expand nigeria gud luck presidooo any lyks

gooooooooaaaaaaallllll go sevilla

me 2 ooooooooo d same tin

isholad1:
Someone av checked his, but stated Dea dat No result for this candidate in this specified year..... So as another person

iranu abasha