₦airaland Forum

alexistaiwo:
Alexistaiwo on deck!!!!
my heart beats for Ronaldo but as a Chelsea fan I just want athletico Madrid to win this.

hater alert!

Who be that lady wey dey sing nonsense wey person no understand? Shey dem no fit invite 2baba ni?

Omo Jig you wicked oo.h!!!

newlyhere:
same here rocking etisalat unlimited too going to 41GB now since day before yesterday that's why I like psiphon

Bross abeg you fit put me through for this etisalat unlimited biko

Yoloba and bleaching cream be like ukwa and aki

Teebillz

Bia, onitisi and echie, am really enjoying the show btwn you guys. Biko dont stop, just kwatinue!!!

ehie:
my prayer for you is that God gives u a problem that u can't handle and that suicide be your only recourse and when you contemplate it. Let people turn a blind ear.

JISOS!!!

Afrok:
I just Hope the barber wasn't barbing part of his brain away every two weeks

Lmao

Aringarosa:
Nope, that's Coogar

lwkmd

obainojazz:
Ibime is that you

lmao

HighIQ:
very lucrative. But there are nurses and there are nurses. The one with degree, those are the real nurses, the ones from nursing school. Those ones are local nurses. Which one hath thou?

You just called the ones from school of nursing local? Oboi you well so?

DEngineer:
Over 50% car users in NIGERIA believe that the use of AC burns the fuel the way stove burns kerosene, hence they roll down their glasses and swallow dusts everyday.

hahahaha im a victim of this one. Walai, if you see the way i dey take off am immidiately i land for hold up eeeh

telim:
Tiwa na beg i de beg come give me my share while it lasts.

hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahah

torqque7:
Rarely but it still happens. When I was in school I told my roommate I liked a girl and was planning on asking her out, only for the dude to go after her that same morning to ask her out which she told me when she and I started dating and she warned me to be careful cos the guy didn't av my interest at heart lol.

Well some months latter he bumped into the room and found his girlfriend on me ..that was my revenge on him for snitching and trying to steal my girlfriend..

The only difference is that guys laugh at crazy beef over a bottle of beer,settle and move on with their friendship while girls beef forever lol

word

jtwest:
Dis guy missile na wEapon of mass destruction o, shey d soldiers no go mistake d wife kidney for egg like dis? Go fertilize her kidney.

Hahahahahahahahahaha kai! Nairalanders ooooooh

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Atmmachine:
Ladies would even date a monkey.
All they want is money.

Look at 50 cent, Obasanjo, Oshimole, I go die, Seyi law, Gordons, These are real ugly men but they are dating or married to the most beautiful women on earth.

Money can buy any woman

50cent?

beefblaze:
Haven't really seen a replica of this legend for d past 6yrs that he's gone... Maybe OlaDipps, coz dude is quite a delivery stunt...

seconded

Kezifils:
Nokia 6600, reminds me of the game Prince of Persia. The phone was a must have then but for free, very few would still desire it now. Same faith possibly awaits all the new expensive phone been released now in few yrs time.

what about Brothers in Arm and Asphalt4?

So this man get mind keep snake as pet?

k

Biko i want to brush ma teeth, should i use toothepaste?

excomarow:
Omo your own no gooood oooo Guy vagina aspect na foood

Go ask those guys wey dey do am

I see nothing wrong with the vagina aspect afterall, most guys love eating pussy