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See as the guy open teeth like roasted goat, make I hear say im no dey kpash lara

chai

A girl uses face detection to unlock her phone, now she can't unlock her phone without makeup. The phone can't recognize her real face..

Malaria medicine wey person dey buy 850 is now 1580..the next mosquito I lay my hand on will feel the full force of this buhari regime...

Malaria medicine wey person dey buy 850 is now 1580..the next mosquito I lay my hand on will feel the full force of this buhari regime...

When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled @
him, calling him a waste of product
& failure in life".....
One day, Musa's grandma came
2 school 2 check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life b4; & advised her 2 withdraw him frm school, becos schooling 4
Musa would be a total waste of time & money.
The grandma was
shocked @d teacher's comment
She withdrew her grandson frm d school & relocated him 2 Maiduguri..
**** 25 years later**** The teacher was
diagnosed wit a cancer.
All d doctors she met advised her 2 do surgery & its only a
certain doctor in d whole of Nigeria(practicing In
Maiduguri) could perform dis procedure) wit no alternative, d
teacher agreed 2 hv d surgery
. .Fortunately, It was successful. When she woke up some
hours after d surgery, she saw a handsome
young doctor
smiling down @ her. She was on artificial
respiration frm a
machine dat provides her oxygen.
She wanted 2 thank him but could nt speak. She looked side ways and suddenly
began to express shock & her face started 2 turn
pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand &
tell d doctor somethin but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she gave up d Ghost & died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried 2 find out what's
wrong.
Eventually, it was found out dat it was Musa (working as a cleaner in d hospital) who had disconnected d teacher oxygen machine 2 connect his phone charger.
Lol
Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me u thought
Musa became d doctor.....
If I hear.... This is not
Nollywood..... Ooooo
forget!!!' I said Musa no know book, period!..
Lol... How have ur day been? Don't smile alone. Put a smile on your friends face by sharing.

Congrats Ibime!!!

This her ikebe is a soft waterproof

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

playing bet9ja and investing on mmm till I land on my dream job

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

Guys.Think of it.We are alive but they have opted for Cucumber. We can't be competing with Cucumber (mere fruit).Let us eat at least 500 cucumbers per day to send the fruit into extinction
My own advice.

If I pay you a visit and you serve me cucumber.

Am sorry, that's the end of our Friendship!!!!!

NEWS BLITZ THIS HOUR. """"""" . A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women"s breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. . Don't panic.......we Killed the Idiot. . Enemy of progress . How dare him!!!

I visit your house,You Serve me Cucumber.
That's the end of Our Friendship.

My brothers and sisters, do u know that a Girl sent me N200 airtime and she got promoted at work. The next day, a lady sent me N500 airtime and she got engaged to a very rich guy. The next day, another guy sent me N1000 airtime and he has been granted a visa to USA. Don't be left out. Why not send urs now and get ur testimony. The higher the amount, the bigger the miracle. Don't b left out. Hurry now b4 I stop collecting... ONLY MTN pls...

Abeg who follow me spot something for that third pic?

Apply abuba-eke(python fat) watch it vanish in a space of a month

fullstreets:
Diz guy has been chopping diz geh for decades n dey r still together, dia must be something special about dat puny, how do I find out?

Chai

Drumigba:
Kindly correct yourself, staff hasn't got plural. Staff is staff and nothing like staffs.

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You got it wrong, it's Straff!!

There is somebody here, something has been telling you to ask for my account details and do some lovely transfers. It is not late yet!!!.. stop struggling with it.
Ask for it NOW and receive divine testimony !!!

There is somebody here, something has been telling you to ask for my account details and do some lovely transfers. It is not late yet!!!.. stop struggling with it.
Ask for it NOW and receive divine testimony !!!

Limerick Noni!!!!!

If your boyfriend is above 30 years, and he has all the latest fashion glasses, has all the latest face caps, wears expensive perfumes, wears expensive watches, uses expensive phones, even bought one for you. Wears expensive shoes,

But he still lives in his younger brother's house.....

Come forward, come come, don't be afraid, what is doing you is not ordinary...

But God has remembered you today.

Raise your hand up... Raise it up very well,

Then bend it and place it on your head, preferably where your mind tells you your brain is located, then repeat these prayers after me.

Oh Lord!
Wherever they have buried my brain, in my maternal village, in my paternal village, in the coven, Vomit it now!!!!

Oya start praying
Vomit! Now! (1000x)

Lol.......