₦airaland Forum

Chiki Chik:
Okeke nwanyi di nti njo; It is bad for woman to bear Okeke

This is it!

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=43635.msg6846193#msg6846193 date=1285792693]Onlytruth ikara aka [/quote]Onlytruth mgbe na adighi anya, aga anabata ya ime obi Ndi Ichie NL.
Mana tupu nke a eme, o ga aga hu Ichie Toshmann na Ikomi, ka ha gwa ya "ihe ana ere anu udele n'afor Nnobi"

Onlytruth:
Egbe nkanka nku abughi nwa egbe, n'ihi ya, o mara ihe di iche na nwa okuku na nwa obogwu!

True talk
Endeavour to translate it next time

Jakumo:
Beaf you are pray for me to stop posting my map. God will not answer this pray, since it is not approve by me, and is NOT show on MAP. This is how people are disturb me sometimes, but I will not mind them, since I am change my IP address every day for Seun. Do you know Seun is pretend he is not Ibo man ? But I know his trick, and he will see me again with another new name by tomorrow morning.

Let me ask you, how many Yoruba is in Kogi State ? This is how Hausa people are control you with pepperganda, and you don't know. SEE MAP Look at Benin Republic, and SEE MAP of how they are now take over Nairaland, together with Ibo people who do not understand Mapology and Electricity Engineering.

I am try to warn you, but you are laugh and close eye like person who cannot read map, and telling me to stop conversation with all my different Nairaland name, but I will NOT stop, because they are all ambassador of BECOMERICHISM who can guide us all to Benin Republic. I provide work and employment for many Benin people visiting Canada, and I also attend school with many politician and soldier in Nigeria, before the King of Canada call me here to do Electricity Engineer Seminar and educate people to do and undo.

My wife is shout on me to come and do sexy sexy for her, so I will come back with more map later. Thank you.

Thumbs up Jak!
You got me reeling on the floor

ChinenyeN:
Deede m turu otu ilulu masiri m. O si, "O ghee rughurughu, ya abaara ndanda". Ka ihe gheere unu niile rughurughu.

Chinenye, biko tapia ilu gi a, okweghi m aghota

toshmann:
otele si na owuru na oma na amu ga enwe many visitors, ogaghi ikwe ka ha wuru nwanne.
Ya wu. . . Yansh talk say, if to say Im sabi say womanliness go get many visitors, e for no gree to be him relative/neighbour.

Fire

Nwa nara aku n'inyi 

Toshmann, ome mma fuchara ikpu aja 

toshmann:
Ololololo ooo lelenu ilulu o
youngies elee gi? Onye wu slap1? O meriela m na ilulu udi ndi mu na youngies na atu
youngies gini mere? Ngwa let me fire one

ashawo change-ia base, ya awuru virgin!

youngies/slap1

@ Rubi. Idi funny. Gi na ndi ara
okuko huru gi puo eze

Onye ara emela free!

Any link folks?

ifyalways:
Confirmed Nwa Aba.Imo ma Abia bu onu na imi.
@Youngies,A hurum gi oh.Gi na chocolate

Nwoke na ejere onwe ya, nwanyi ana eso ya n'ohu n'ohu (Nsukka saying)

Ify, aghotaghi m gi oo

"topic
Ahu ihe ka ubi ere oba

ifyalways:
@Chineye,cat . . nwa Ologbo
Ilu ndia unu na atu ebe a na atukwa ujo.Youngies,slap na Agaba.

Ify buko esoghikwa m Agaba na slap la n'iyi

slap1:
Arusi nyekaria nsogbu, agwa ya osisi e ji pia ya.

CLASSIC! 

Okenye siri na ya amaghi egwu ala, di aruru ala 
An elder that denies not knowing how to dig a hole is mischievous

agabaI23:
Ee nwoke oma a ma m na otu na-elu gi ilu. Narakwa m ekelekwa
Ihe kere mmadu mara na otu ga-ese okwu, o kecha ya kpuchie ya aji.

Onye ojoo!

Obughi nani ashewo mara na ikpu bu ego
The prost.itute isn't the only one that recognises the economic value of the p.u$$y

Agaba biko onwere onye Igbo i mara na aku isi n'ala?

Achoga m ebe m ga aghu fura d' nunu

Ify anyone?

@Agaba

Nwunye anyi, nwunye anyi . . . mgbe ndeli biara amara onye bu di ya

@Agaba

Onaghi adi nma okenye huchasia uzo, osi ka amuta oku.

Wepu aka enwe n'ofe!

Nneka emela onwe ya akaje. . . ihe onye metara onwere isi ya buru

@dafur
Nkiti adighi nma onino
A kpokosizina mu na Tosh na otu ahiri

Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

Guided Missiles Church

Kashif:
Nwanne m o! O na-abu ahu ihe ka ubi, ere oba.

A ma m na isi akwa ka di ebe e zochiri ya? Anyway, onweghi ihe mgbawa mere ike, obu so mma ka o choro ya

Otua ka odi!

throttler:
utu/amu amaghi iwe

the p.enis doesnt get annoyed

i.e no matter d female, the p.enis must be erect

Nne this is not entirely true and you know it.
Give us ilu bu FACTS biko  

throttler:
afo di egwu

@topic
Mmadu anaghi enwe igba, ma na akwa aka n'afo

Kashif:
Hmmmmm, Ify, I hula na adighi ekpuchi afo ime aka.

Kashif anya m jiri hu gi akpokwala!

Di anyi ome agha?

agabaI23:
Okorobia amu mkpumkpu anaghi asa aru mgbe ibe ya na-asa

Chineke my god!
Agaba aga awanyeri gi ji n'oku?

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=43635.msg6669038#msg6669038 date=1283207473]Youngies onye afo nri [/quote]Dafur onye nkwu!

chukwudi44:
This is the kind of work that will earn a man salvation

Before him will be gathered all the nations, and he will separate them one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats, 33. and he will place the sheep at his right hand, but the goats at the left. 34. Then the King will say to those at his right hand, `Come, O blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; 35. for I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36. I was unclothed and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.' 37. Then the righteous will answer him, `Lord, when did we see thee hungry and feed thee, or thirsty and give thee drink? 38. And when did we see thee a stranger and welcome thee, or unclothed and clothe thee? 39. And when did we see thee sick or in prison and visit thee?' 40. And the King will answer them, `Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brethren, you did it to me.' 41. Then he will say to those at his left hand, `Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; 42. for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, 43. I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, unclothed and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.' 44. Then they also will answer, `Lord, when did we see thee hungry or thirsty or a stranger or unclothed or sick or in prison, and did not minister to thee?' 45. Then he will answer them, `Truly, I say to you, as you did it not to one of the least of these, you did it not to me.' 46. And they will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life." (Revised Standard Version

MINT!!!

Simple, plain, clear and unambiguous. Nothing can be clearer except one chooses to be BLIND

throttler:
ify nwannem biko gbaharam ma oburu na igwaram na imuru umu ejima, but i loff ejima sooo much that i couldnt have forgotten o , mba not at all. aturu bu ajo anu

youngiesyyyyyy , i choro iwu PA to womens leader ndi PDP? idikwa able? lekwa gi lekwa suffocation occassioned by a stampede of hips

rubi nwany oma , otego.

@ topic

obu so aturu na elecha agu anya kpo ya "my friend[/color]

its only a sheep that looks at a tiger and calls him "my friend"

nwatakiri choro ikpari nna ya, o kpo ya "agu", okpo go ya anu ohia.

when a child wants to insut his father cunningly, he calls him tiger( animal).

[color=#990000]Egwu anaghi atu afo, o ma buru uzo
The Stomach is not afraid, hence it is always on the lead

throttler:
youngiesyyy, ka ibu oldies , onye gwara gi na n'banyere politics? politics enwghi ego, obu youngies-NAPPING ka ego di

lekwa bicycle

Nne o bu Ify gwara m ooo
O siri na i buzi women leader na PDP

Jehova napu ekwensu ike!!!
Ify ga ala'ata m one day

JesusloveU:
Agaba123,ime na.Kedu ka idi?ama na idi ofumaa?Chineke gozie Ndi-Igbo ebe obula ha no.Eme elu me alaa Ndi-Igbo ga achiriri obodo anyi wu Nigeria.Lee oruu oma Innoson ogbuawa ne me na alaa onicha.Ndi-Igbo ga ejeriri ni hu na obodo anyi bu Nigeria.Ebe onye osoo gbaduru onye ize ge jeruru ya.Ka odi nu umunne na umunna.

Nwanne, odighi m ka i mara na obu agamevu ka gi na ya na ekwu okwu 

Agaba nwoke ike 

^^ Please don't burst a vein
Joagbaje is an irredeemable fried-hair CE gangster

^^ quote the hadith let's verify by ourselves

^^ What is makosi?

throttler:
umunne m nde'ewo nu ooooooooooo!

ifyyyyyyyy , youngiesyyyyyy , agaba, andre, rubi, ekelem unu.

PS. allow me write english small, i am beginning to lose touch. so had to get back to keep polishing my igbo.

good to see this thread is still alive and bubbling. was worried i wouldnt be able to trace it.

@topic

onye ona adi nma iri anu moto kugburu, anaghi ekwe ka anu ya puo na okporo uzo

translation: he who loves to eat meat that has been "jammed" by moto, doesnt like his animal to cross the road.

@throtter,

Nno biko, anya gi?

A nuru na i banyere politics, o bu eziokwu?

Lekwa motor!