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ha wu ndi ara azuru azu. imagine youngies na tosh wu doctors . . . ebelebe igba

Everybody including Ify mara na abu m nwa Jesus

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=43635.msg6074839#msg6074839 date=1274488572]amu as in laughter or as in . . . . [/quote]dafur onye ojoo 
obi gi di oji dika unyi 

agabaI23:
O bu onodu do otua mere oria mminwu HIV ji aru over time.
Onye obula na-acho Ikpu. Ndi ojoo.

Ginwa jee nabata Jesus makana uwa na-acho imebi

Otondo

rubi dalu biko

Chei!! toshmann

Ole oge i ga anabata Jesus?
Marakwa ama na uwa na acho ikpu

Nwanyi gi e bizikwa n'ulo gi?

Ify onwe ihe mere gi, biko gbara m, nwere oso bia da m obi

Seun na umu agbara ya ehichasiala omaricha ilu uka na ilu n'ile anyi turu nga

rubi:
Youngies na tosh ebe bible nyere iwu si "ga nu n'uwa mujuputa nu uwa ole kwanu aka oru ozo kariria nke ahu"

rubi

Oputara na bible kwadoro ka anyi rara ndu gawa?

Ify na rubi buko nne unu awula

Odighikwa echiche ojo obula m chere banyere ilu a Ify turu.

Amu na ato umu nwanyi uto nke ukwuu, mgbagha adighi ya. FACT!

Anyway, ugbu a aghotara m ihe Ify na ekwu.

Tosh nye m some latest ilulu biko

desgiezd:
Are you really familiar with the Bible?

Yes, he is quite familiar the version used by his pastor to decieve them

ifyalways:
Hohahohahahaaaa
amu atogbuo m.
@Topic,Nkita si na ebe iwe ga ewe ya bu na o buru na onye churu ya na nsi erighi di nsi.

Point noted, though you may not be the only one the thing na ato pieces. throttler na rubi ejighi the ihe eti epele 

@topic
Onye si na ihe na ato uto, okwue ihe ona ato ka ya.
If you claim something is sweet, you must also tell us what it tastes like

Emperoh:
A si n'obuhi ebe afanyere uduke k'anwuru si apu!!!

@Hemp

Biko kowa ilu gi a ka odo ewu na okuku anya.

and owughi ebe afanyere condom ka nwa si adaputa.

@youngies

Tosh, Jesus na abia ngwa ngwa oo
Chegharia n'ihi na uwa na acho ikpu

ifyalways:
Ezuko ka aha eri udele,a totue ngiga.

Mana achusia aja ma ahughi udele, a mara na ihe mere na be ndi muo
If the vulture is not seen after any sacrifice, then somethin' must have happened in the spirit world.

If I recall correctly, I have met this patient before.
Unfortunately I tried my best to treat him, but later found out that his illness has no known cure

His affliction can only be MANAGED

Please bear with me

Beaf:

Damn!
Is there a doctor on NL?

Chief Consultant Dr. youngies in da house
Anybody needs help?

@ozalogbo

This is by no mean a woefully failed PR attempt by Ibori's side kicks.
~ Dead man walking! ~

Tosh nwa mama ano m nga ooo

No leave no transfer  

SoilSkin:
born in Naija raised in America I speak very fluently but writing just isn't a part of my everyday life LOL

I thought as much
Constant practise we surely make perfect.

Jarus:
I dug through Papermoon's history now and saw she was here between Jan and July 2006. Did she use another username or left since 2006?
Razor already being considered as past legend.

Jarus I think the concentration should be on the IMPACT made while it lasts and not neccessarily for how long.

spikedcylinder:
I remember the papermoon brouhaha! My my, that woman was funny!!!! Don't know why she did what she did but I really used to enjoy her posts.
I remember Mama Put too. Mama Put was the Sistawoman of 2006.

papermoon na die    This her post still ranks among the funniest on this land.

Take a look:
Quote from: papermoon on January 25, 2006, 06:24 PM

yes i remember my first kiss, it was with my ghanaian neighbour, (this kid was about 8.same age as me)and we were playing hide and seek, and for some perverted reason, he chose to HIDE in the same closet as me, and came to SEEK my lips,
i might have just been 8 but i no go lie it was sweet, so sweet that i tried to replicate it with my uncle, (i was not abused as a child o.)i willingly walked up to my uncle and told him that i wanted to do the thing "jerry rawlings" and i did, my uncle said what?and as i brought my face close to him and pointed my little ashawo lips to his, he gave me a fine slap, TWWAAAI, was the last i heard till i staggered on the floor, lets just say i had never done so much frog jumps in my life since that day, and for some strange reason, ghana boy never was allowed back into our house, and YESS, anytime i face a plate of kenkey and the sauce and fried fish, i think of my ghanaian loverkid, damn, those were the days,

SoilSkin:
sorry for the spelling

egbe bea ugo bea nke nsi ebea e'bla nku kwaa

SoilSkin, nne biko amuru gi na ala bekee?
You tried sha, considering . . .

Biko beware of nwa amadi ana akpo Toshmann na forum a

ifyalways:
Youngies,siggy gi a di ito mu ochi.Echelon,ana m ekele.

Ify, ihe ka nte bakwutere nte n'onu 

Ole ote unu mere?

@Jarus good work.

I have seen ten years in ten day in nairaland 
There are some peeps you are forgetting that ran this forum ragged.

Papermoon = The first person her obituary was announced on this forum while she was still alive. Nairaland if I recall correctly was shut down temporarily because of the imbroglio.

Razor = She was a colossus in the sports section

Cute-a.s.s = If Babyosis is included, then she deserves a mention

I will post more as I remember them

22. Prof. M.K Abubakar (Kebbi)
I also learnt he is the VC of Kebbi State University, no?

@Jarus
The painful part of Josephine Anenih's nomination is that she took up the slot of Anambra State, which in most cases God has always used to blessed this country with astute performers

^ This is victory for Ubanese but definitely a HUGE LOSS for the people of Anambra North Senatorial district.

Whereas it is within Turai's right to advice Murtala to reject the nomination, it is also within Murtala's right to reject her advice and accept the nomination.
It is no bigee

Apart from stellar credentials of Aganaga above I doubt if there upto five other nominees that has such credentials.

The full list of ministerial nominees

1. Dr. Shamsudeen Usman (Kano)
2. Prof. Dora Akunyili (Anambra)
3. Yusuf Suleiman (Sokoto)
4. Prof. Ruqaiya Rufai (Jigawa )
5. Arch. Musa Sad’aa (Katsina )
6. Prof. S. Abdulah (Niger)
7. Capt. Emmanuel Iheneacho (Imo)
8. Sen. Jubril Martins Kuye (Ogun)
9. Chukwuemeka Ngozi Wogu (Abia)
10. Josephine Anenih (Anambra)
11. Labaran Maku (Nassarawa)
12. Eng. Chris Ogienwonyi (Edo)
13. Alhaji Suleiman Bello (Zamfara)
14. Alh. Murtala Yar’Ádua (Katsina)
15. Sen. Sanusi Daggash ( Borno)
16. Sen. Bala Mohammed (Sokoto)
17. Hon. Nduese Essien (A/Ibom)
18. Mrs. Josephine Tapgun (Plateau)
19. Mohammed Bello Adoke (Kogi)
20. Navy Capt. Ernest Olubolade (Ekiti)
21. Olusegun Olutoyin Aganga (Lagos)
22. Prof. M.K Abubakar (Kebbi)
23.Alhaji Adamu Waziri (Yobe)
24. Alhaji Umar Aliyu (Taraba)
25. Awodele Najim Adewole Alao (Ogun)
26. Abubakar Sadiq Mohammed (Gombe)
27. Fidelia Njeze (Enugu)
28. Godsday Orubebe (Delta)
29. Arch Nuhu Soho Wya (Kogi)
30. Adetokunbo Kayode (Ondo)
31. Odein Ajumogobia (SAN) (Rivers)
32. Sen. Akinlabi Olasunkanmi (Osun)
33. Mrs. Dezeani Allison-Maduekwe (Baylesa)

Otele awu nke nwoke ko nke nwanyi

Oge eruola mgbe i ga agbawe aha gi a

Otele siri na ya mara nsi anaghi agba aka aputa, ojighi ahuru buru uzo, o were mamiri
Otele is always assured that shyte doesn't just come out without one of its forerunners - fart or urine

@topic
Of particluar interest is Olusegun Olutoyin Aganga.
He is the Managing Director of Goldman Sachs International, London
He is also director of TechnoServe Inc., United States.

In 2006, he established the Nigeria Leadership Initiative (NLI). The mission of NLI, which has Christopher Kolade, Nigeria’s former high commissioner to the United Kingdom, as founding patron, is to mobilize the energy, talent and resources of credible and accomplished Nigerian leaders drawn from both the homeland and the Diaspora to confront challenges facing the country.

. . .more will follow

My guess is that there is a HUGE campaign fund by the Pro-Truai group.
Their strategy is to keep on causing all kinds of distractions in the NASS and
also planting baseless stories in the media.

Operation Hurricane Jonathan should be more SWIFT!

@Ogaga

Hell seem to be an ACTION packed place.
Are there air conditioner and chocolate in hell?

sitagirl:
hey.nwanne.khedu ki mere,khedu maka tata,i hope i got it right ,as for me adi mu mma,Jesus bu Eze.
back to lessons

The correct spelling for the bolded is[b] kedu[/b]

-what do you want me to buy for you = Kedu ihe i choro ka m zutara gi?

-can you buy for me---- = I ga azutara m?

-i want to send you = A choro m izu ga gi

-you can send me = Zi ga m

-please be fast = Biko mee osiso/ngwangwa

-i am not hungry = agu adighi agu m

-they are hungry = agu na agu ha

-take it easy = Jiri/were ya nwayo

-its enough = ozugo

-what do you want me to do = kedu ihe i choro ka m mme

-dont worry = emela nkuja

-please eat your food/finish your food = biko rie nri gi/richa nri gi

youngies as there any how i can get a cd or tape on how to pronounce words .coz i seem to be have serious difficulties in saying some words.i know you are to ask me about my husband .its just that i want to be a fast learner and not wait on hubby when he comes

Yes I guess there are audio tapes and CDs out there that one can buy to facilitate learning.
But there is no teaching aid that will be better than hearing it from the horses mouth - your husband 

If you can, send me a mail, so that we set up a skype or use YIM to help you on the sounds 

I will answer your questions shortly,  

sitagirl:
khedu ki mere ,youngies .colours pliz

white = ocha
blue = igwe
green =akwukwo ndu
black = oji
yellow = uhe/edo
pink = ?
purple =
red = obala
grey = anwo
khaki = ?
silver = ola ocha
gold = ola edo
brown = aja

keep it coming sistagirl
Just hope I am correct in all these

Anything for you sistagirl