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1. My Head - cos i will need my brain and face
2. My limbs - cos i will need to walk and work
3. My dick - cos i will need to pee and screw

4 Play:
My best Igbo proverb:

Ejiro amu eyi ashawo egwu 

Ok, since you don't want translate this proverb, as the owner of this thread, I will translate it. It means,

You cannot scare a prostitute with your d!ck   

@4Play
Please dear translate that for none Igbos to appreciate the richness of this rare proverb,

A si n'o ahu dimkpa, ahu ogologo imi ya
When you see a man, you must behold his pointed nose

Ihu dimma adighi mma itu mbo
It is not proper to pinch a pretty face

Aku n'esi obi ike
Your wealth gives you confidence _{Oh I like this one.}

Oji ruo ulo okwuo ebe osi bia
When the kola reaches home, it will tell where it was coming from

Cutie-ass don't be scared.
O mu bu aka e kpuchi onwa  _{I'm the moon that cannot be covered by hands}  

Mustay:
Ehen, when they said you guys should forward your questions to their mail, why didn't you?
Nigerians!
they are d cause of their problems.

Which mail? That their yahoo yahoo email address? It is not even credible to use a yahoo yahoo email address as an official email address for Nigeria's Presidential Debate that is being sponsored by EU, DFID, BON, NEDB etc. No serious minded person will take them serious.

Oh thank God you are here

A si na ejighi anya oma aba uka mmuo nso
Our people says that one does not start joining a penticostal church without any problem

E jighi eyo acho ihe agba n'aka
You don't need mirror to see what is worn on the hand

Iwe nwanne adighi eru n'okpukpu
Anger caused by a brother does not reach the bones

@Cute-ass just to remind you that na

Agwo roro ibe ya abughizi nwa agwo
Any snake that swallows another is no longer a baby snake

Kwezue nu!

After watching the "debate" for two days now, i have concluded that there is no debate afterall. By any standard, I can't call the show of shame going on a debate.

1. The questions are stereotypes.
2. The same questions are being asked all the candidates
3. No hard questions
4. No follow up questions
5. No questions from the audience
6. No questions from callers
7. No questions from candidates to each other

Wonder how they came up with the pairing of candidates. May be they were ceded. Why can't the candidate be paired through an open draw? Of course they wouldn't do that because what if it pairs a Yar'adua with an Utomi or an Atiku with an Okotie? That certainly will be bad market.

I have seen a lot of debates in my life and certainly this does not have any semblance of one. The Lagos Guber debate is a lot better.

This is a sham, an attempt to hoodwink us

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1012243#msg1012243 date=1175605254]but hell will freeze ooh before i let you beat me on this so i guess we're stuck for life _{a joke for humorous minds ooh}

i will be back[/quote]I don't really mind if we're stuck for life. It is to my credit, lol

Ndi Igbo si na akpa akpa araru na ute
The Igbos says that if there is an accord, then we can sleep on the mat

Uka akpara akpa isi ka eji ekwe ya
An issue that already has been agreed on is always known by the nodding of the head

Ala adighi mma bu uru ndi nze
That there is trouble in the land is to the benefits of the elders

I wait your triumphant return again.

@Babyosoisi oke nwanyi where art thou?

jiggo:
so wich one r we talking about?
Okogwu [Maryam's cousin] / Odogwu?

We are talking about Sunny Okogwu, not Sunny Odogwu [Mayam's cousin]

It seems ndi Igbo are no longer in NL

Well I travelled to the village to see grandma and I am back in Abuja. Guess what I came back with,
~~ clears throat ~~

E ji m oji na mmaya ocha - Kola has come

Ndi be anyi ekene m unu - my people I greet you

Onye wetera oji wetera ndu _ise - he who brings kola brings life, _amen

O biara be onye abiagbuna ya, ka o nako mkpumkpu apu na ya na azu - He who visit a person should not be a stress to owner of the house, so that when he is leaving he not have hunch back.

Egbe bere ugo bere, nke si ibe ya ebela nku kwapu ya - let the hawk perch and eagle also, if any says the other should not perch, let the wing break apart!
~~ breaks kola ~~

hmmm nka bu oji ugo - This kola rocks!

~~ dips kola in uso-oji ~~

~~chewing kola ~~

~~shakes palm wine ~~

Cuite love don't allow me to finish this alone

tijehi:
sunny okogwu is different from sunny odogwu. u guys should get your facts right before posting on this forum. and of course sunny odogwu has alot of investment in his home town, asaba, where he provided alot of employment for his people. check out his Grand hotel, amongst the the three best hotels in the niger delta. Sunny okogwu, is from across the niger (the core ibo speaking people). sunny odogwu is between 71 and 75 years old. yes he is maryam babangida's cousin, but he's being a wealthy man, even before babangida joined the army.

You too need to go further to get your facts straight. Sunny Okogwu hails from southern Kaduna State.

Sunny Okogwu looks gay to me and I suspect he was on cheap drugs yesterday night.

Question: Sir, what will you do to address the poor state of our educational system in Nigeria?

Okogwu: Waste of time (he smiled), no need for all these. Family is the answer, why do you send your child to school to be taught 8 subjects. For we republicans, it is one child one subject from nusery to university. (he smiled again)

This is what I have running for some universities here in Nigeria.
Key Features:
Flexible Component Configurations
Multi-leveled Scratch card authentication and access
Student Form Verification System
Admissions Form Downloads
Admissions Tracking
Running CGPA System
Online Accommodation Applications
Accommodation Tracking
Personal Student Portal Accounts
Fee Management and Payment Tracking

If meets your requirement, then holla me.

Ndi Igbo ekene m unu

Mmiri riri onye ka ya ogbu
Any water that drowns a person is deeper than that person

Aku fecha o daru awo
Termites after flying must perch for the frog to feed on


Oso mgbada bu na ugwu
The race of an antelope is at its best in a steepy hill

Cutie-ass agu nwanyi no shaking

Babyosisi, mmanwu na eti onwe ya ka i bu

Bravo Donzman! Marakwa na ndi Igbo si na,

Ikpe mara eziokwu na aka azu diya
If truth is found to be guilty, then there must have been bribery somewhere

Okuko nti ike na anu ihe n'ite ofe
A sturborn chicken is always humbled inside the pot of soup

Sweet cutie kedu ebe ino?

kimba:
How about the "TILL DEATH DO US PART" stuff.

I think the priests/officiating ministers usually say "DEATH" not "**K"
no offense!!!!

Kimba thanks for translating it into English for Hot-Angel. May be she thought that was what the minister said, "till DICK do us part"

lol

Also, if you want to print a paper jacket for the VCDs like the movie people do, I recommend you take your design to a good digital printing press to do that for you. In very bad cases, they charge between 20 - 50 per jacket.

Hope this helps, Seun and Jalal

@Seun, If you want to duplicate VCDs, there are two options: 1. You provide your own CDs then we burn and print on the VCD with casing (plastic) Cost = N150

But if we provide the CD, burn, print and case = N200. Note that N200 is for 1 CD only. But quantity might cause us to negotiate.

@Jalal, Mass production is anything from 500 copies.

Seun:
Thanks, ladies and gentlemen, for your helpful replies.
I want to know the cost of duplicating VCDs and DVDs commercially in Nigeria. And I want a good price.

Here in the nations capital, mass duplication of CD is about N200, (burning, printing and casing inclusive). For DVD is about N700.

Hope you find this useful.

Ndewo nu ndi be anyi, unu abolachi?  

Ndi Igbo si na mgbe onye jiri teta ura bu ututu ya
Our people say that ones morning starts from whenever he woke up

Ejiri ututu tutuba mgbe chi ga eji atutu juo
If you start gathering from the morining, before night your basket will be filled

INGREDIENTS
3/4 cup egusi seeds
1 1/2 pounds cubed beef stew meat
1/2 cup red oil
1 small onion, chopped
2 habanero peppers, seeded and minced
1 1/2 cups water
2 pounds fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined
1 pound fresh ugu/onugbu/ukazi, washed and chopped

DIRECTIONS
Place egusi seeds in a blender and blend for 30 to 40 seconds or until mixture is a powdery paste. Set aside.
Wash beef and cut into bite-size cubes. Season with salt. In large pot, heat oil over medium-high heat for 4 to 5 minutes. Add beef for 3 to 5 minutes or until brown but not cooked through.

Place onions, and pepper in a blender and blend for about 30 seconds or until smooth. Add pepper mixture to meat, reduce heat to medium-low, and cover. Cook for 40 to 50 minutes or until meat is tender.
Add water, and shrimp and simmer for 10 minutes.
Add ugu/onugbu/ukazi and ground egusi seeds and continue to simmer 10 minutes more.


Food is Ready! Remember to serve with pounded yam and palm wine

Seun, I know of a good one in Abuja. What exactly do you want to do?

Hmmm Babyosisi you appear to be talented just like my darlin cutie

Ndi Igbo si na mmiri bu ndu azu
Water is the life of a fish

Mmiri doro n'eju doro nwa nkita
The water on the broken earthen pot is there for the dog

Lewa nno too

How about:

Samuel Elijah - (The double prophet)
Kingsley Onye (Onye mature)
Chris Isiadinso
Emmanual Okocha
Lewis Igwilo
Agwo Nnaji
Tunder Balogun
Monday Odiaka

Oh my dear Naija!

Oh God bless the starter of this thread!

As I am reading through the posts, fond memories of yesteryears keep rushing back with Pints of smiles on my face.

UP RANGERS!

Power outage during public activities is part of PDP manifesto, it neither shames nor bothers them. For intance:

1. Opening ceremony of Nigeria '99 U 17 World Cup. 15 mins delay (OBJ was there at National stadium, Abuja)
2. PDP Presidential Primaries in Eagle Sqaure, Abuja. They used car headlights for 50 mins  (again OBJ was present)
3. All Afriacn Games, COJA, 2003
3. The "President Explains" media program at FRCN (OBJ was also presiding)
4. etc

I am Very delighted to see you back, but where have you been? _{just curious!}

Onye nna ya dara ibi adighi atu akpa amu egwu
One whose father is suffering from ibi _{hynenia of the scrotum} is not easily scared by the size of a scrotum

Nwata nna ya zigara ohi, na eji ukwu agbawa uzo
A child who was sent to rob by his father, breaks the door with his leg

I missed you sha

E ji oso aracha mpkuru aka, aga afaye ya n'uko
Why lick the fingers with speed, will it be hanged on the shelf.

nikynike you are coming up gradually but remember that,

Adighi agwa nwa ma ihe puta na anwu.
You do not need to tell an intelligent child to come out from the sun

Ubochi nta ka anyi choo na owerre nchi
On the hunting day, we shall do it at the domain of the grasscutter

Cute-ass don't worry, aghotara m na,
O bu ihe mere ede jiri bee nwiiii
It is must be something that made cocoyam to sound nwiii

Cute-ass