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[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1068930#msg1068930 date=1177547469]@ youngies

me leave?? i was just pulling your legs Not when i've not beaten you to the core, don't worry, the day is right behind the corner

youngies keep it rolling!! [/quote]Ndi Igbo siri oo

Na ihe nwoke nyere ibe ya bu ngaa jidere m
Whatever a man does to another man, he should expect in return

Nwoke tosia o chere ibe ya
A grown man must allow others to grow up

Osisi huru ibe ya na adu nkwa, ufere ga amapu ya onu
Any tree that sees another and become envious, ufere _{wild wind} will cut it off

Cutie though you didn't answer me , I shall keep it rolling

[quote author=r_o_b_b_y link=topic=43635.msg1068551#msg1068551 date=1177534263]make i speak the one i know

achoro ira nyanyi ugbu a [/quote]O doro m anya na isi ezu chaghi gi oke   I choro ira nwanyi ugbu a, ga aga n'ulo ndi akwuna, ha ga enye gi ihe i choro ma tinye kwara gi jara (HIV)

nnenneigbo:
hee, ndi agadi ekwe nka. only messing my sisters( for none igbos, this wasn't the translation ooooo)

nnenneigbo nwanyi oma, I really do not know who you were refering to.

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1066225#msg1066225 date=1177461695]Eye udo di Nothing much only that i missed you while you were away But its all good sha

i'll be back with some "food for thought" [/quote]Can't wait for you to be back, please always be here _{at least for me}

Onye bu igu ka ewu na eso
The goat follows whoever that is carrying the palm fronds

Onye ego bu eze
The one with money is king

Onye nwanne ya na agba ajo egwu nadi na ako oko n'iku anya
He whose sister is not dancing well is always scratching his eye lids


_{cutie I have a private msg for you, please send me a mail} 

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1065118#msg1065118 date=1177429810]bia Youngies if you don't show up soonest, i'll be "madder" than i just was [/quote]Cutie o dim na obi, a na m aju si? udo adikwa? 

Asiri gbaka ute o raru n'ala
If gossip tear the mat, it will sleep on the floor

Okwuru anaghi akari onye kuru ya
Okoro can never be taller than who planted it

Ejighi abali aro anya
Night is not the best time to wink

You don't know what you have gotten into, do you? 

Cutie suprised that you didn't show up, maybe it is because that,

Asi na anoghi otu ebe ekiri mmanwu
A masquared is not watched from one spot

E bugharia egwu, e bugharia onodu
Whenever the dancing position changes, the watching position also changes

I know you will be thinking that na

Onye o gaziri ya nwe mba
Whomever everything s working out for is always boastful

lewa and Babyosisi nwa mama ebe ka unu no?

babyosisi:
I'm proud the guy is Nigerian.More proud he is Igbo.
Long live Nigeria
Long live NdiIgbo

Like Babyosisi, I am proud the guy is a Nigerian, and more proud that he is Igbo_{with emphasis}

Had it been a crime he committed, so many people here that are yapping shit will be quick to point out that he is Igbo

Long live Ndi Igbo

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1058842#msg1058842 date=1177207275]haven't heard it before, but loved the sound of it lol [/quote]Darling I bet you there are so many you have not heard, start learning from the master now

Ire oma ka ejula ji aga n'ogwu
The snail is able to walk on thorns because of its smooth tongue

Izu ka mma na nne ji
Discussion is at its best when it is done by a family

Onye mkpumkpu na aga ikiri egwu n'oge
A short person will always be punctual to watch a dance

Cutie no be gragra

Ndi Igbo si na

Akidi anaghi ama oke ala
Akidi _{black beans} doesn't know farm boundries

Gbanugbanu gwujie ji, e wetua ukwu ala gwuputu odudu ya
If as a result of being in a haste while harvesting a yam you break it, you must relax to remove the remaining from the ground

Nti na anu ihe anaghi aha ka ukwu ata
The ear that will hear must not be size of bunch of elephant grass

Cutie over!

Cute-ass,
There is a fight going on between me and one toshmann concerning you on this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19138.2912.html

Pls go and settle it

studdys:
you all must be very funny to have fallen for this story,he's just joking i want to believe
if not what man in his right senses would do what he has done and wait to be adviced on what to do?
nice one guy, you got the whole house screaming

No better way to put than you already did. They all fell for it and he got the attention he wanted.

My cousin proposed to his wife by annoucing it severally on a radio music programme anchored by a DJ friend of his.

Historical Perceptive
The Osu, by definition, is a people sacrificed to the gods in Igbo community. And they assist the high priest of the traditional religion to serve the deities or the gods in their shrine. It is the belief of many Igbo traditionalists that the deities, which were (and are still) perceived in some quarters as being very powerful, would wreck havoc in the society, if they are not appeased.

In some special circumstances, those who hold the traditional beliefs of the Igbos could transform a Diala who committed certain atrocities against the land, into an Osu. This process involved intricate rituals (offering of libations and sacrificing animals to the earth goddess). Some of the ancestors of the present-day Osu people inherited their dehumanizing social status this way.

In some circumstances, prisoners captured during inter-communal wars were sold off, and their new owners could elect to enlist some of them to Osu status by giving them away as gestures of and placation to a local deity. Other captives could be sold as slaves or become objects of ritual murder, which occurred mostly upon the death of powerful chieftains.

However, some war captives preferred the Osu status rather than being sold far away to distant lands as slaves. Thus, the population of the Osu increased. Evidence suggests that the Osu were originally regarded with “respect and honour” apparently because they belonged to the gods. This show of respect for those who attended to the shrines, unfortunately, transformed into social ostracism. And the Osus were not many in number. But in the nineteenth century, “their numbers expanded and their status deteriorated dramatically, so that they became outcasts, feared and despised” or even abhorred.

The Osu caste system is a societal institution borne out of a primitive traditional belief system colored by superstition, and propagated by ignorance. It is absurd to categorize a human as a sub-human being.

Way Out
In 1950 the then Eastern Nigerian Colonial Legislative Council under the leadership of the late Owelle of Onitsha, Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe, passed a legislation that outlawed the Osu caste system. The law made it a criminal offense to discriminate against anyone on the basis of the Osu caste system. But the law, like other laws in Nigeria, was rendered impotent, as it was not enforced. But thank God for the kind of vibrant, near-independent judicary we have today.

Set an Example
If you are ready to go the whole hog in this relationship, then get yourself a good tape recorder and a good lawyer and somebody is on his way to jail.

lewa, I take a bow 

Cutie no need to abscound now, _{seriously missing you} because,   

Agbachasia egwu o na n'ukwu
After the dance the pain comes to the waist

E me nwata ka emere ibe ya, obi adiya mma
If a child is treated the way other are treated, he will be happy

I just remembered the origin of the modern fraud ₄₁₉ era - ITT. Do you remember Whodoneit?

MKO Abiola. A yoruba high chief. 

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1037331#msg1037331 date=1176515361]back soon . . ka ô bôô [/quote]Hope you slept well and dreamt of me    Keep it coming girl 

A gbarusia ngene, ekuru ngene nuo
After polluting the stream, the stream is still being drank

E wetuo anya ala a cho ihe danyere na mmiri
With absolute concentration, you will find what has fallen into the water

E jighi eyo a cho ihe agba na aka
You do not exmine what is worn on the hand with mirror

Ndu ka aku
Good health is better than wealth

Osondu agwu ike
Can't get tired from the race of life

Aghara ndu kpa aku, onye iro erie ya
If you neglect your life over money, the enemy will detroy your life

I am still in-cahrge, anyone in doubt?

Udara si na obughi nani ya muru nwa anapiwa onu
The udara fruit said she is not the only one that begot a child that people must squeeze its mouth

Ihe di mma na anya gbara ndu
Every good thing is always attracted to the eyes

kellofish nwa mama, I hear you. Keep on coming

Ndi Igbo si na

Akurusia ji abana ama suo ya nri

After critising the abana yam, they still go and pound it

Cutie don't just get me in the mood  

Cutie dear your translation is perfect. I hereby declare you as the "Lolo ndi Igbo na Nairaland 

Alas!

My sweet cutie is here

Cutie,

Motion seconded!

Toshmann

A huru m na everybody kwenyere na i bu nwa mama na ezi ya. O buru na oga ekwe gi, ka anyi form o partnership.

Babayosisi I think the proverb is correct, I have heard some elderly people say it. There is another one similar to it,

O bughi nani ashawo ma na ikpu bu ego

Pls someone help me translate this one

Toshmann a juchala m ese gi na ebe n'ile i kporo aha, otu ihe m ji aka bu na asi na anya adisighi gi mma.

Biko mme ngwangwa gbara ogwu gi nuo Haparum nwa ada Cute, a ga m emere gi ihe eji akpo m "aku na atakasi"

Babayosisi a di m na mbu si na i bu ijere nwanyi. Anya ka eji ama oka chara acha. Nyere m aka cho cutie before ara agba m

~~ scratches head ~~

I think I have seen this guy somewhere before

Yes, I remember you son, you were among the holigans that burnt down Ziks house in Onitsha

adeboo:
No i don't think he is a baron. The people telling you that don't realy approve of your relationship with him - don't be scared.

He may be involved in other kinds of businesses.
Answer these questions-

- does he work?
- how often does he travel?
- is he constantly receiving phone calls?
- does he always have loads of cash around?

He may be genuinely involved in a legite business and he may not be.

I personally don't think he is from the sounds of what you have said.

Yes, you need to answer the above questions. Then follow it up by telling him that you are interested in knowing about his business. Tell him you want know where he buys his cars and who his customers are in Naija. Then watch but closely his reactions. Don't miss even the minutest details like scratching his eye lashes, that might be the clue you are looking for

Onu okwa!

toshmann, o di m ka o were ihe imeturu n'onu. Kedu ihe i choro? O ka m na gi ruwa ogu maka nwa ada a n'ihu igwe mmadu?

Mara amara na obu m bu aku n'esi obi ike

Ikpokwa m aku irighiri, - enye m gi ihe obula ichoro irie

Ikpo m aku n'etigbu okwu - i mara na iwetara m

Ikpozia m aku di na nwa - hei! e tube m gi ego.

Biko choro m nwa ada a, n'ihi na odi m oke mkpa

Biko umu afo Igbo

Iwe unu adina oku, odi otu nwanne m nwanyi m n'acho acho. Aha ya bu cute-ass. Onye ma ka m gesi weta ya, biko gwam osiso.

O mu bu Aku n'esi obi ike nke izizi na Nairaland