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Laughter, tears and goosebumps!
+insults

Gudmorning nairalanders.
South-East governors and show off
I bet you, he won't complete this project!

fati2001:
dat ix miy weish..... eve i onena bee axtor , I wheel defilnety goa intwo horror movies az (vampire). andy de genre's mosque bee Thriller or Dark fantasy .

Ranting!! , i even look better than you

Make this negotiation no end till next year!
We love you ASUU!

IS LIKE THAT OF HIS FATHER, A ROTTWEILER
Y i open dis thread? !
Now i can't stop laughing!

soulstalker:
bro, i broke pass antelope. I just no want wahala, he get why..

Dis is nigeria, it's not upto 2mill
There will be no wahala

Money enter ur account u dey para, u never broke Shae, base on one or two conditions of this country, u wan go report to ur bank so u no go enter gbese,
Baba gbese na gbese, dem dey use ur azza do wire wire, u better move some wire to anoda azza, or dey there dey yarn rubbish
If u dey wise, u suppose run am on a low!
Now u don make am community matter!
SMH

seanwilliam:
OP check me out

Na u make dis ladies classify u as horror movie specialist

fati2001:
100%
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but op ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THOSE ?

All the pics u uploaded there are outdated!
But u will classify us as horror movie specialist!

MrColdsweat:
Shut up woman.

You think football is nail polishing or hairdressing?

Shut up man!! , 4-4 no full ur eyes?
U dey talk nail polishing, na rohr dey polish ehm nail

Uniquetani1:
Aug 18th

Seems I was the only one born that day. It is hard to see my birth mate

Same here, maybe ba soo e suppose be for us August 15th
Make we relate

Chai, kpele Sir!!!
Even lawyer no fit defend ehm sef
Country hard

Iwu onye iberibe!

I need money oo

Hello nairalanders
How much would it cost relocating to Netherlands to start a football career?

Met one, traveling from portharcourt to uyo, but stretch mark too plenty for the woman body, nd i no too like stretch mark! She pushing her boobs towards me nd i jst acted like it was none of my business and nothing happuned, she got upset at me cus i refused to respond to stimulus, was a hilarious journey tho

fear menFEAR WOMEN
U've summarized dey story in favor of ur yeye friend, let's hear from the man first!
Rubbish

Titi, hope u have sense and not jst titties

Pls ohh, slap na beating?

Dis one pass me shaa!

I'll sincerely suggest u try building ur abstract muscles every morning, even if it's 3 times a week!
And try to hold dey tip of ur dick wen urinating,
Hold and releases, hold and release!
But build ur abs.
My opinion tho

JentuPrinz:
[quote author=Humanoid01 post=95

Hmmm..True talk bro.Me and dis guy don dey togeda since and there's no day we no go see each other.D truth is dat me and my other friends don sabi d kain of pesin him be.He 2 like galz.

After wat he did to me,he kon do am 4 my room mate too.E get one 100 level gal wey just gain admission.So d gal hostel is not far from our own hostel..My roomie follow d gal talk sha and d gal invited my roomie but he neva get time to go to her place.For almost 2weeks,my roomie still haven't gone 2 see dis bae..We even dey tell am make he go see d gal na.

Few days later,we saw dis my friend(lala)wit d bae.I think my friend went behind my roomie to date d gal.So i just told my roomie 2 forget am coz he don do am 4 me 2.

Few years back,d gal tell him say she no do again coz him dey always beat d gal and she don catch him wit many gals.My roomie and d gal are still dating till now.
I think u undastand d law of karma..

Which karma? Nigga don bang dey girl even turn am to punching bag u dey say law of karma cus ur guy later get the fairly used girl!
Bro forget!
All of una dey looseguard!

BarrSly:
You are him, him is you.

U are a wise fellow

Where are those kids creating senseless thread, it's time ooo
Make we knw who be who

Make #endsars hoodlum reach there release those prisoners abeg

Jahzrockballer:
It's really sad seeing that Nigeria is gasping for oxygen...

food don turn oxygen

If only u had committed jst one among the two suicide