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If na man beat am now e go say na domestic violence go Facebook post rubbish...some women ehhhh witches.

Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

mtcheeew guy na WA for you ooooo...

Afam4eva:
Some people actually cut the bread down the middle and pour the indomie inside. Yuck!

oga no be yuck something dat chow go well oooo

DivinelyBlessed:
Lol. Apply spirit around that area. It will surely grow

normal spirit wey dem dey take treat wound?

YelloweWest:
Men are devils.
God forbid bad thing

abeg no be all men

NollywoodNews24:
That's love play.....

From Pool to Bedroom...... we are waiting for the concluding part.

so u af spoil lyk dis? It is well

rawpadgin:
please don't justify what the monster did


there's no reason to beat ur spouse



for those punk a$$ nigas quoting me, there are many ways to handle a stubborn woman. go figure


one of my ex once said & i quote " na u small pass among the guys wen i don date but na u i fear & respect pass"

bro if d babe carry knife wan stab u nko?

[quote author=PapaNnamdi post=58264405][/quote]guy when did this take place? Na shaolin kick dem gve dat woman so?

Ekakamba:
Like a ball or a bouncing baby boy? .

common sense =0

Consray:
I only see him holding her tight to himself and not carrying her, i was actually expecting to see him carrying her bridal style.

three gbosa for u...... no be dogstyle or wheelbarrow style naw na bridal style how dem dey take do dat one? Hehe na joke oooo

Consray:
I only see him holding her tight to himself and not carrying her, i was actually expecting to see him carrying her bridal style.

three gbosa for u...... no be dogstyle or wheelbarrow style naw na bridal style as dem dey take do dat one? Hehe na joke oooo

jejemanito:
The annoying thing is that we actually dominated the South Koreans throughout that game but when it mattered most Yakubu let us down

the annoying thing be say the mumu dey smile dey chew gum

Mumu we dey here dey wait ur brodaz me dem mumu try kill one igbo man for North make u c killing spree fuckingg terrorist Bleep all Muslims. Peace my foot

And dey said Islam is abt peace school hausas fulani n did counterparts aromas pure terrorist answer me dem do did quit notice kill one igbo man first we dey his dey wait dem AL dose Alamajiri dem for here we go kill dem be

Sugar,purewater,milkpower(biscuit)fried yam,cameroon pepe...

whitebeard:
Wtf

lmao guy dis meme funny scara

Philpham:
So this Ashawo pastor has all these kids and he is busy licking Otobo's pussy. Chai... All men are nothing but dogs.
I pity that boy, like father like son.

all men r dogs including ur papa abi?

Josh44s:
How can you compare Phyno (Messi) and Zoro (Ayeigbeni) for best Igbo rapper. Op you smoke sheet? Abi somebody fvck ur yansh this hot afternoon?

for once use dat tin called sense...

oshe11:
Its obvious u av seen too much old women nyash..

Chaiii....


I pity U bro, it aint easy to gt a clean babe wen u r broke hence the influx of old women

oga just enta bottle hide for twenty days joor dem done finish u hia u dey hia dey blow english

Dis was meant to be a thread of SEXUAL preference bt yet again nl dull brains don twist am to racial bullshit..jst as if a gal cum naw say she prefer big dick dem go call ha olosho for saying ha mind oo tufiakwa sum nlandaz useless ah swear...mtcheeeew.

ednut1:
Benjani Mwaruwari is better than both combined

lmao dude u no well...omor aw u tke rememba dat zimbabwe nigga

ednut1:
Benjani Mwaruwari is better than both combined

lmao dude u no well...guy aw u tke rememba dat zimbabwe nigga

All diz nl galz mke una chill joor if na guy nw dem go say na d babe ynash e dey luk dy bite finga like slowpoke dey insult d guy anihaw mtcheew babe was staring lustfully she wanted to Bleep him asap shikena.....

Higuain mtcheeeew big flop, waste pipe....

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
If i say aah" you say fon"another say ja" omo na you sabi

heheheeheeheheh guy cant stop laffing...omor ur funny ah swear

CaptainNipples:
arsenal no dey sign na

not this tym oo wenga don no say no be to carry children wey suppose celebrate childrens day on dat may 27th dey play ball i thnk he will be kinda busy in d transfa market this tym...

Arsenal transfer news asap...

Drunkcow,smellymouth(tho i love u bro no homo)smellingmenses (jeez dis guy is disgusting to d core),agressivefucker,oyindidi,refiner(dafuq)?,ilovetosuckpussy no comment on dis marafucker..

dangotesmummy:
this woman looks like the type of woman that can slap her husband assuming he wasn't a governor.I know how this s.u Jezebels can be when small power enter their hand.very aggressive, overbearing and domineering

i stop to tke dem cerious wen one woman for my area carry dat tin dem dey tke pound yam scatter em husband leg jus cus she na graduate n dey wrk beta wrk get moni pass d man..d wrst part oda women dey laff d man say em no be man enuff chaii i wan cry for d man if to say na em mistakenly slap dat woman naw ewoooo u knw na.....

sarahade:
We go do 3some ni yen .

hoe hoe hoe.........its SANTA...heheehehe *runs awta thread*

Cum op these illetrates from d w**t these dirty looking touts u tryin to tell me dey said those words in english?na lie....