₦airaland Forum

God i thank you for thus far u've brought me. Trusting in you to lead me on.
Thank you for today.

A guy was wooing a lady he just met. After
everything, the lady asked him, 'are
you in school, & what course are you
studying'? He lied to her & said 'Yes,
i'm in school & i'm studying Food
science'.
Two weekz later, the girl saw
him washing dishes in a
local restaurant. Shocked, she exclaimed:
'gosh! What are you doing here?' He
smiled & said 'I'M D0ING MY
I.T.

More to come 4rm moi youngsage...

Tinyemeka: Loyola Jesuit again? How true is your source?

4rm my TL, still unconfirmed

Tinyemeka: There are some events that leave one too sorrowful and shocked. My sympathies go out to the bereaved. Losing a loved one is a very painful thing. Having just charred remains to bury is just unimaginable. Just too sad. So sorry.

At the risk of sounding callous (which I don't wish to appear to be) and stu.pid, I didn't like the number of Anyenes I saw registered on that flight. They should not all have gone on that flight. There are some decisions a father has to take, which he doesn't have to bother explaining or letting the rest of the family be aware of. They shouldn't have all taken the same flight. Not that they were trying to avoid an accident. Just precaution.

Exactly. God Bless you for this post. Just what i was thinking, a Father has to take certain decisions.

Just heard that most of the dead Dana
passengers are reportedly
loyola jesuit parents who
went for visiting day.

moderattor: God Bless the Dead

Amen. The Living Also.

Omg... *sobbing* my heart goes out to all who lost their lifes in d crash, esp. d ayenes. God knows... im sad

Iyanya Mbuk has confirmed that
he and his manager, Ubi Franklin,
were initially scheduled to be on
the Dana Air flight that crashed in
Lagos today
. The artiste, whose ‘Kukere’ track
is in heavy rotation, posted a
couple of tweets, after the news
of the tragedy broke, to explain
how he stayed back in Abuja.
Responding to a worried friend,
@moeisha01, who had tweeted
“Pls I hop @Iyanya and Ubi didn’t
travel today.. Who has info on
their whereabout?”, he affirmed:
“We are alive.. We changed our
minds hours before..”
The singer, who shot into
limelight via MTN Project Fame
then went further to tweet:
“When its not ur time.. Its not
urs.. it took me 30mins to
convince my manager that we
should stay back in abuja.. God is
great!!!
“I don’t think I had an authentic
reason to stay back in abuja..I
just came up wit an excuse that I
wana go to the studio in abuja….
“We pray for the Souls of The
faithful Departed…..”

joeydozzy: Trying to laugh

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MsDarkSkin:

going... more pics

crazy little girl who needs to grow up

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Anyhow lemme drop mine...
You know God is punishing you when you have F9 only in Maths and English waec, the rest A1! and you keep having the same result every year you retake the exam. lol.
I believe this is only for fun though, God doesn't punish his children like this.

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Funny...
Also know dat it is possible to dey 4 jand and wake up d nxt minute see ursef deported in naija. Automatically. #jazz tins hehehehe

Call me if you're serious and interested

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Still available

Gat a new E5 for sale. It's going for N26000. Its very new, with all accessories in box. Interested buyer contact me.
Will post pics later.
Going...

Funny how students slept in Unilag, and Woke up in Moshood
Abiola University! What a miracle.

Nigeria's President
Goodluck Jonathan is full of surprises.January 1st he
gave Nigerians a New Year Gift by removing subsidy.
On May 29 he also gave another Gift which is
renaming Unilag to Mashood Abiola University!!

So, beware; October 1st You might just hear that Nigeria has
been Sold τ̅☺ CHINA!!=))Lol

Alxmyr: Is this the first time government will change name of University?
Make all the UNILAG dudes go and sit down.

some pple sef. There is already Moshood Abiola polytechnic in Ogun state, so why name two tertiary institutions after a person? Or even if they want to name a university after him, why not FUNAAB in Ogun state also? There are obviously political reasons behind this move.

Hmmmmnnn...

Hmmmmnn...

ChrisChino: yes. infact also expect ur nourishing maltina & amstel in 50cl PET bottles soon.( i work there)

wow, that will b really nice :-)
cheers

PrettyCindy: The taste of Fayrous pear flavour is just horrible. Actually nauseates me. They should do something about it pls.

Have you tried it when very chilled? Wit a snack or sumtin. 2 me it's nt bad buh i prefer d pineapple

So who wants to order this car lol