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The University of Lagos has been ranked 16th position in the recent ranking of Top 100 Universities and Colleges in Africa by the 4icu.org University Web Ranking. The first six Universities on the list were South African Universities.http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/news/284-breaking-news/41648-unilag-is-ranked-high-amongst-africa-universities |
Eboski: I Ãήϑ Nelson mandela share Τ̲̅ђe same birthday,may Almighty God give us long life Ãήϑ prosperity in Jesus name.Amenhappy birthday Madiba, and 2 u Eboski ![]() |
Evidence is building that poorSource |
tonyx4x44: My legs take me ANYWHERE I want with just one litre of waterLike seriously? !!! |
jim jones: mumu. na dat one dem ask you? Billyonaire: Cant remember the last time I tune to radio, radio is not 21st century. Seriously its dying off. |
bond fm ![]() but seriously there's no way we can compare nigeriainfo and brila fm both in Lagos. Reason is that they each have different style and speciality of presenting/analysing. But of late i will give it to 'femi and the gang' of 99.3 simply coz of thier live commentaries/analysis and regular update |
PhysicsQED: If you're not being sarcastic, that refers to the University of Lagos aka Unilag.Really Wake up man, that refers to UNILAG only in your dreams. |
ifeci: Pls where is Moshood Abiola University again? can't find it on the internet.Sorry bro. It doesn't exist!!! |
FRONT PAGE PLEEEASE!! ![]() |
Yield: Rokiatu, I just listened to 'Breathless'. Nice song! He has a great voice. And 2:29-2:37 . . .chills. |
Great songs y'all mentioned here. Don't know where 2 start from! Bt I dnt think anyone's mentioned Lighthouse family- high. Or phil collins find a way to my heart? These are also one of my favorites, i must say. Very emotional love songs. |
HaPpY bIrThDaY fReEcOcOA! Cheers! I'm aLso a fElloW JuNiTe! We JUNE born are speCIaL pEEps! :-) Wish u all da beST in DIs LIFe & BeyoND. But i still don't know, WHY d Mods Removed my own hapi b'day thread away from here? AnyWaIz CHeers once again!! |
HaPpY B'daY to mE HaPpY B'daY to mE Happy birthday to YoungSagE, happy B'DAY to mE! ![]() |
Crush? Hmmmn... Lol |
THANK YOU LORD FOR MAKING ME SEE TODAY, FOR I AM A YEAR OLDER TODAY. U ARE WORTHY OF ALL MY PRAISE! NAIRALANDERS COME CELEBRATE WITH ME! |
drdizzzo: Makes u draw map of africa on your table @ workReally? U must hav bn high, if it was sleep u wont know wat u were drawing |
[/quote][/b] mukina2: Miss your Final ExamMost of the above are things drunkeness can make you do, nt sleep |
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Hydrocephalous human specimen |
THREAD CLOSED. |
No. There is no repentance in the grave, and there can be no forgiveness without repentance. You can only pray for a person to repent/yield to Christ in order to be forgiven/have eternal life, while the person is alive. |
Gay |
Well said dear, i am also of the same opinion. Odunnu: I have quietly observed the happenings in this section and to say i'm saddened each time I come here is an understatement. I really dont know how to express it without mentioning names stepping on toes and starting a fight. The bottomline is that I want an exclusively Christian section where I can express my faith online, with an equally christian Moderator. |
I'm interested! I'll give you my X2 plus some cash. U can call 08.1.5.91.9.97.28. |
You are gay |
Yea, shame! |
Where is your shop located? |
Comments... More still coming |
In a party, a beautiful Gal approached a boy and asked.., "Hey Handsome, are you going to dance..?" Boy felt so happy And replied, "Yeah, of course Then the Gal said.., "That's good.., Can I have your chair please?! |
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee and a caller. Operator: 'computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. ' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared' Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing.' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? ' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?' Caller: 'No..' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?' Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark?' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not?' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?' Caller: 'Well,yes,I keep them in the closet.' Operator: Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?' Operator:'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' |
A certain girls private school in P.H recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of form 3 girls use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the matron would remove them and the next day... see more, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the matron. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the matron who had to clean the mirrors every night.To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the matron to show the girls how much effort was required... The matron took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl and then cleaned the mirror with it. |
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!' |
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Wake up man, that refers to UNILAG only in your dreams.