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Eze Promoe: The richest class of Yorubas in Port Harcourt where i live are the taxi drivers.

And Tailors.

achi4u: So,must yorubas and igbos fight on nairaland everyday?
Come to think of it,who is better than the other?

You wan make I tell u abi.
Use Lagos state check who beta pass the other.

Dey there this thread go reach 12 pages, just watch and see...

Kslib: After reading all the comments on this thread,i came to a conclusion that one of our biggest problem in this country is "DIS-UNITY" and "TRIBALISM"..
I also discovered that a small white kid can make Some Nigerians kill each other in thousands... I have to admit,most of us are still suffering from inferiority complex,even though we dont want to admit it..
GOD is indeed a genius.. Ask me why? Ok,now i really understand why he use language to divide those people who wanted to build a very very long tower that will reach heaven in the bible.. Just look at how tribal insults are being trown at each other here,even our leaders are guilty of this... Look,the different languages we have have in this country is one of our biggest problem..

Now tell me why we should be called ONE NIGERIA.

To be frank the highlighted text will still remain there unless everybody have their own way.
ONE NAIJA my foot.

Ikwere fist son: my frnd u yorubas re more poverty stricken dn d ibos.d yorubas d highest numb of mud housds in southen nija.yoruba hav d highest numb of child hawkers in d south due 2 poverty.d ibos hav d highest numbr of midle clas family in d south so tel me hw re dy poverty stricken.wen u yorubas re walowing in poverty nd dia bragng wit lagos dat does nt belong 2u.lagos is neva a yoruba suces story bt nija.

The guy never chop today, na poverty wey they their blood dey worry am.
See as them dey open their stinking mouth call Lagos, who made lagos what it is today IGBOS, prove me wrong if u can.

Igbos are the tap root of 9ja economy, prove me wrong if u can.

basolan: I have tried all sort of firmware upgrade with no success.if you are aware of one be kind enough to supply the version . In fact I have concluded that the new glo modem is write protected so you can not flash or use unlock code on it . Correct me if I am wrong.

There is always a solution to a problem.
Just a matter of time.

Funny topic.

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ichidodo: SUPER IGBO!

I like yit.

50calibre: Allow me to complete it,

Dirty! Dirtier!! Yorubas!!

Although Hausas and human beings no suppose dey live. When I rise to power, they will be relocated to the wild.

Lazy! Lazier!! Yorubas!!!

Ofe mmanu! Ofe mmanuer!! Yorubas!!!

As for the other side, there own worst pass.

goryorhal: USA SEF SAY NO SAY WE D YORUBA(S) GET SENSE,DATS WHY DEM NO INCLUDE US...WE DON PASS DOSE ERAND MESSAGE..WE NO FIT HELP DEM CARRY GUN TAKLESS OF HOLDING BOMB..

No be only una, I trust Igbos, anything that involves death no matter the money involved NOPE, we no fit that one.
But as for the other side (sucide bombers), aah I no no for them.

Just passing by.

Mcdugull: OMO YORUBA can only shout aaaaahhhhhhhhhh but Igbos and Hausas are die Heart!!!

They just want people that will do the shooting(ACTION) not the talking in war front.

They fit run when the heat is ON.

They are preparing for war.
So they want to use the Igbos and Hausa to attack Iran, dem they crazy.

Na we deserve to die in conflict zone and their men will be in command as in (Oga and boi boi)

No wonder their women are duped by some 9ja niggaz on daily basis about marriage things.

Blacks wise pass whites.

But wait ooo...
Why Yoruba no follow the league?
Na ONE Nigeria naa..
They should modify their speech as soon as possible.

Na now I knew what happened.

They want action not talking in the battle field, because they no say people go run when the deal will become tough.
No wonder....

Hmm you haven't seen anything yet, this thread will pass 9 pages. This war is for the mouth only, no weapon.

Just watch and see Nairalanders in action.

Waiting...

Are you still asleep @Rachel

Pls wakeup naija boiz are waiting for ya.

@Rachel I need two original Android phones with keypad and dual sim(2 sim card) send the specification and prices to my email.

Youngzedd[at]gmail.com

gabriely2k: Hi everyone,
Which Telecoms Provide the cheapest internet plan with Unlimited Download In Nigeria with plans as low as N500 For a week, two weeks or a month? Well, i may sound too cheap but i feel that it's high time we need to get value for our NAIRA. Am i right?

You are dreaming.

afam4eva: You forgot to add CONDOM

GreenBobo: The next batch due for the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) – Batch C 2012 – will be going for camping from November 6, 2012. What and what should you take to Camp? Do you really need most of the things you've packed into your big leather box already? Here's a checklist of what we think an 'Otondoh' like you is like to need...


Camp Items

1 Documents and Photocopies
2 Call-up letter
3 Statement of Result/transcript
4 First degree certificates
5 School ID card
6 Passport photographs
Comments
You won't be allowed into camp premises without any of them. Go there with about 10 passports & 5 document photocopies each


Toiletries
Essentials

7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste
8 Bath soap & Sponge
9 Detergent & Bar Soap
10 Toilet Paper
11 Towel

Others

12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons
13 Shower Caps
14 Bleach
15 Disinfectants
16 Buckets & Bailer
17 Body Cream & Lotion

Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp.

Clothing Items

18 White T-shirts
19 White Shorts
20 Whites tennis shoes
21 White socks
22 Underwear
23 Bed sheets
24 Perfumes/ body spray
25 Rubber slippers/flip flops
26 Combs and hair needs
27 Makeup & accessories

* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs along.
* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms.
* You can take a 2 - 3 sets of casual wears/mufti for Sunday and camp fire night.
* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also)

Other Recommended Items

28 Torch lights
29 Mosquito nets/mosquito repellant
30 Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks & cutlery
31 Cloth hangers
32 Wrist watch
33 Padlocks and keys
34 Waist pouch
35 Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex
36 Pegs/clips

37 Get a cheap watch. Every one uses a waist purse. Its your camp bestie. Most of these items can be easily bought in the camp so don't worry. If you cant get them before travelling.

Optional First Aid Items

38 Methylated spirits/ rubbing alcohol
39 Band aids/plasters
40 Robb
41 Bandages
42 Cotton wool
43 Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)
44 Anti-malaria pills
45 Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)

These aren't necessary except you have something to treat or known allergies

Miscellaneous

46 Camera & batteries
47 Writing pads and stationary
48 Novels/Books
49 Pillow
50 Games
51 Mp3/ iPod
52 Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs
53 Surge protectors / extensions
54 Glue sticks & stapler

If you have an internet-enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends. You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don't you?

55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY.
* Never, ever, ever run out of it. Bring as much as you can afford.
* Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband items in camp
* Prices of items apart from fast consumer goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp.

PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BOX IS AS THEFT-PROOF AS POSSIBLE.

You recommend that you get in touch with other 'Corpers' at www.otondoh.com. Otondoh wants to help youth corps members serving in different parts of the country to connect and share their experiences during their service year.

The mobile network currently has over 1000 members and provides tips and resources for corps members.

It’s a cool network that can also benefit all youth corp members who are currently on or about to embark on their primary assignment.

Ajuwaiah!

Na dis one u like pass but remember many HIV carriers dey there.

Aah!!

All this.
How person fit carry all this.
No be holiday naa.

Dialogue with terror for what.
Let the Fmr Governor and the two senators be tortured to list the people involved and how to find dis idiots Boko Haram.

Well, FG knows the best but let them not fúckup this time.

Classicalman: Nwoke m, so lizard now stands for Aguiyi in your place? I thot it was ngwere.

No mind those JJC.
They claim to know igbo lang.
I thought this has been corrected.
Even the thread owner no fit modify his post *sh1t*

This thread means something else @Ndi Igbo ibe m, nee anyi na signature onye nwe threadia.

He is indirectly want to cause another form of arguement this morning.

Case closed.

Agiliti: wow....such ignorant posts especially about a former head of state

[b]agu = lion/beast,
iyi = water/river[b]
so aguiyi means beast of the water...or crocodile

Johnson was his sister's husbands last name and that's the name he took as his first name : Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi

the dead lizard you people are talking about is most likely his swagger stick that was carved to look like a crocodile (his name)

I disagree with the highlighted text.

Where did u get that from.
The name is Aguiyi which means Crocodile while dividing the name into two with their meanings.

naptu2: Some of the soldiers that kidnapped him believed that the lizard gave him the power to disappear. They believed that it was the lizard that enabled him to escape when he was captured in the Congo.

Crocodile not Lizard, read others post b4 posting to avoid making the same mistake that was corrected earlier.

chucky234: Aquarius. = Akanni
Scorpio. = Segun
Saggitarius = Sanya
Leo. = Lanre
Taurus. = Taye
Virgo. = Teniola
Pisces. = Iya Kemi
.
LWKMD

You be the main man, see as u answered the whole question and still gave them back with anoda ? "LWKMD"

Although I don't know whether if it's true but no worry lets wait for the result to come out.

Where is that bush man make him come check this answers.

Still typing...

This issue isn't what you should condemn, what you haven't tried you should just condemn it just like that.
Although I have followed Zodiac teachings for somethings and it worked!

There is an atom of truth in Zodiac if you read your match.

Do you actually know how many years the experiment started.

This is nornally thing because I know many will condemn it.
Moreover it's not everybody that believe that there is HEAVEN AND HELL.

Inconclusion, don't doubt what you can't prove.

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

Basic: Early man,
If Zodiac signs and "akose jaye" are synonymous, could you give me the Yoruba names of Aquarius, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Leo, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, and others?

This is confirm Jamb Question.
Bro na u dey set the questions.

pastormustwac: QUESTION: YOU FOLKS THAT COMMENT,
1. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED USING THE ZODIAC SIGNS FOR ANYTHING AND IT FAILS?
2. YOU SIMPLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ANY TRUTH TO IT AND NEVER TRIED IT?
3. YOU WERE TAUGHT BY YOUR VARIOUS RELIGIONS THAT IT IS FALSE AND DOES NOT REALLY WORK?
4. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS AND BELIEVE IT IS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH.

WELL, I DONT LIVE BY IT, BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS PRINCIPLES, AND IT DOES WORK, YOUR ACCEPTANCE DOES NOT CHANGE IT.

Seconded.

ajayitp04: I just discovered that my mastercard cant pay online on aliexpress again, please is anybody encountering similar problem? What's the way out?

GTBank card use to messup atimes.
UBA card or pioneer is the alternative.

arsenal1: Please help me unlock MTN Modem E303 huawei HSPA with IMEI 867648010060059. Thank you

Here is the solution >>

https://www.nairaland.com/1078624/huawei-e303-modem-all-stubborn

ihebrooke: If you read his post well, he stated that there is epileptic power supply in his place. How do others that reside in the area charge their phones, laptops?
Do they transport themselves to places to do the charging?
Does the poster live in isolated areas? Doesn't he have neighbours, friends?
You dont have money to buy a generator set, you also want to achieve a set goal, will you be ashamed of making a simple request(Bros, abeg help me charge this battery)?

Mr , it is the poster's choice, not yours.
He should choose any of the advices that suits him.
Since yours is the most "reasonable" idea, he might as well go for it.

Mtchew.

Thanks for making my typing short.

No mind that guy I don't know how He think.

Does it mean you don't cut ur hair, go to the place u cut ur hair and charge ur tin OR does it mean all the people that have generator in your area are all your enemies?

Why not take ur battery drop it there and come back to carry it when they must have off their generator.

Don't u drink beer or cold tins, why not go there where u drink and do ur tin.

You don't even need to spend a dime on it.

"Make use of your brain, don't leave it idle" by Albert Einstein

Detonator-rex:
for the sake of those of us who can't watch the video on our mobile,could you please let us know what he said?

Lol

asscend: Whats your field of study?

Are you doing something like medcine that requires your full attention studying?

Or are you a part time student?

With this we can answer and help you more.

Do something related to your field of study, that way it will keep your focus on your books as well as help you earn cash.

There is no fast cuts except fraud or armed robbry or prostution. (Do you want that? I'm sure you don't).

Naija needs more industries that can employ students to do part time work. This way it will help our students focus more on their studies.

All the best as you find out what you reall like doing and how you can turn it into a business.

Answer these questions before I give you my OP

I will be back to throw more light.