jideflash:
your sure you no wan carry human parts?

This is far from what I'm thinking about. It is funny tho. I heard the salary of morticians are very very good, and that is why I'm looking towards that. Lol funny you tho.

Good day everyone here. Please I need mortuary job anywhere in Nigeria with accommodation. At the moment I am eager to recover everything I have lost over the years, and a job in the mortuary as a mortician is what I am asking for.

Presently I am in onitsha, but i can relocate to anywhere in Nigeria as long as there is accommodation. Please guys kindly link me up.

God bless you all.

SyrusdeHansome:
Just look at the mentality of a man that wants to get married and bcom a father in the future. My wife is free to sleep with another man while i'm free to sleep with other women. May God 4bid this type of man 4 my future daughter(s).

It's all in the mind bro. As long as there's money, you can give a child comfort, and identify him/her with the mother and father and sibling. Kids are humans, and they have feelings. But with the appropriate communication and psychological discipline, they will stand firm. And besides, the two parental party can decide for themselves whether to say no to any outside intercourse or not. The goal is to be absolutely free and not to pursue pleasure. Besides we are adults. We take responsibility for our actions.

Anyways, I am now dating an Asian lady. It was my experience with naija girls that made me think like this. But come to read it again, it is peaceful.

Jokerman:


But Glazers gave the coach money to buy his players... Is it Glazers that affect how the team plays football?

It's not all about money. That is why clubs like Brighton play good football and beat bigger clubs. Their owners understand football management. When you see their dedication to their clubs and to the game, their good relationship with the fans. Look at mancity for example. Look at the dedication of their owners towards the club. When they came into the club 2008, mancity was like Luton of today. They didn't take from the club, but they invested heavily in the club with good relationship with the fans.

I've said it before, and I will say it again; football management without dedication and involving the fans is bound to fail massively. It's a pity that the glazers took this path of failure with my darling club manutd. And it's crazy they still holding on to the club after announcing their intention to sell.

AdisaOwala:


Oh, Brighton players...including the welbeck we chased out from OT, are now better than Man utd's?

Kwantinuee

Please let me ask you one question?

Where is Graham potter?

Apparently, he worked with this man but flopped big time at Chelsea.

There's a big difference between managing Brighton from managing clubs like manutd or Chelsea. The pressure is massive. Do you even know ten hag's record at Ajax? Do you know he was at the UEFA champions league semi final with Ajax? Mtchw.

Manutd under glazers will forever kill careers; Chelsea should have been like manutd under boehly, but at least the man is trying. He watches their matches, and he is not greedy or have bad reputation.

I just dey laugh as I dey read comments here. No matter how you guys comment till day break, it won't change the fact that manutd players are either average, old, or without the heart of fighters. Everything now is on ten hag, but do you honestly think guardiola or even de zerbi can succeed with these players? Do you think a manager like zidane or guardiola can work with the glazers?

Manutd fans should wake up. The club will have a bad season, but it will probably be for the good. Honestly, I think going down is the only way glazers can leave the club. The culture has been polluted. You can see the greed everywhere. The problem is the glazers. Even if the glazers turn saints today, the damage has already been done. It is irreversible. That sense of being a commercial club, that greed culture, it will be there as long as the glazers are still there.

Sack ten hag today and see how he will probably win champions league in another club.

It's like it's relegation this season for Manchester united. Anyway, it is good. It is the only way to get the glazers out.

Una sure say this Maguire no dey play bet to score own goals

These gen z manutd fans are on it once again. They are repping another one of the numerous average players in manutd today just because he scored a goal against Cyprus. What a disgrace! How did Manchester united fell this low? Jesus Christ!

akwesenana:
🚨 There is little sympathy for Jadon Sancho inside the Manchester United dressing room:

"The players have had enough of him."

Most players accept and respect Erik Ten Hag's firm approach because it applies without exceptions to everyone in the squad, regardless of their status.

Sancho's reaction has gone down badly within the dressing room, although it was not greeted with surprise.

(Source: ESPN)

Up manutd. Ten hag for life. All these ronaldo fans shouting sack ten hag, una go hear nwi

Manutd is winning the epl this season. That I have seen

Sir Erik Ten Hag will be in Manchester United for the next 10 years. I hope his haters will still be on nairaland by then because I will quote this post in 10 years time.

ChristineC:

Moving from playing with quality players at real Madrid to playing with moaning average players like fernandes, I must say, he was very happy to see hojlund. I was also very happy to see hojlund; the kid is a fighter.

But I am still sad for that arsenal game. The bad luck was real. Garnacho scored, and we should have won that game. Not to talk about dalot that surprised me a lot with his best ever performance, but then he was made to eat grass. Everything just went from grace to grass in a split second, but I'm not giving up on this title yet. I still believe we will win it. Manutd will win the league this year.

YourBestWriter:
Erik Bailly, Anthony martial, mctominay, Maguire all of them are still in the club for yet another season.

Perhaps they are hoping for the manager to be sacked at some point and for a new manager to favour them, and so the cycle continues. The cycle of failure and mediocrity.

De gea's inability to get a new club shows how stupidly proud these players are at manutd. They rate themselves highly as real Madrid or barca level, but the truth is that they are everton or crystal palace level.

I can bet my balls that they are motivated by the story of Phil Jones; they are just content with eating and eating their fat salaries as long as they can.

And this is the curse of having a cricket fan as the owner of a football club. They know nothing about football or running a football club. Everything is in shambles. I feel sorry for ten hag because the club under glazers ownership is just like a stagnant water, stinking of idleness and lack of purpose.

And yet another whingeing player at the loose once again at Manchester united. The name Jadon sancho. Football is not about beating your chest that you are the best while you are farming in a farmers league. This is the reason why I think Ronaldo will forever be a more complete footballer than messi.

The story of sancho in England is one which is proving my theory to be correct each passing day. The 80 million must have turned his head into believing he is prime ronaldo. But the price tag isn't a guarantee to success. If you don't humble yourself and work hard, you will never make it in the premier league.

Although, I still blame the glazers for everything that is happening with these players at Manchester united. The fat contracts and owner's favouritism. There is even a rumour that the glazers love Anthony martial, and they have stopped his transfer in the past years. This shows how deep the problem is at manutd.

Anyway, I have another theory to the reason why the injuries in defence kept piling up. It's the voodoo of Erik bailly. Fear Africans o.

Guys, my honest view on the match is we were unlucky to at least not get a draw from that game. I love what I saw when hojlund entered the pitch, but it is still early days. I have decided to also stay off social media until Thursday to avoid these horror banters everywhere. At least I have you guys to update me with news when needed. Have a great night y'all. Ggmu

The glazers typify greed and lack of football management knowledge. Till date, I still don't understand why clubs in England don't allow an open based decision making on who they want to be the owner of clubs. In Spain for example, there is an election. In Nigeria, the governors (elected by the people) automatically become the owner of clubs; unless something special happen. But in England, one family will run a club, destroy the clubs' reputations and history, and then pass the club over to their children to further continue the destruction.

Manchester united as a cash cow is malnourished, but it is still the subject of an intense continous milking by the glazers. Especially that guy wey him face be like guinea pig.

The only way Greenwood can find himself back in Manchester united is Qatar takeover and him playing well at getafe. He should work hard and take his opportunities while he waits for sheikh jassims to buy the club (hopefully)

#GlazersOut

CapitalCee:



Hojlund is a goalkeeper?

Are you going to depend on hojlund for an entire season? Or are you expecting an average player like rashford to be the striker if he gets injured? We lost Greenwood for fvck sake, where is the replacement. We need one more striker for this transfer window to be 10/10

But to be sincere, Amrabat deserve to be loved by manutd fans. I heard he also rejected Saudi. He only wanted manutd. Big respect.

patrickmuf:
He is primarily a DM but he can play the CM role...

Alongside Casemiro, they'll make for a solid base.

Ten hag should try that at his own peril. RED CARD is guaranteed if he plays the two together.

CapitalCee:
Onana
Hojlund
Amrabat,
Mount
2nd Keeper.

Regullon Loan.

Decent Window, the only dent being that Chelsea scammed us with Mount

Manchester united still need one more signing: a fvcking goal scorer.

Erik Bailly, Anthony martial, mctominay, Maguire all of them are still in the club for yet another season.

Perhaps they are hoping for the manager to be sacked at some point and for a new manager to favour them, and so the cycle continues. The cycle of failure and mediocrity.

De gea's inability to get a new club shows how stupidly proud these players are at manutd. They rate themselves highly as real Madrid or barca level, but the truth is that they are everton or crystal palace level.

I can bet my balls that they are motivated by the story of Phil Jones; they are just content with eating and eating their fat salaries as long as they can.

And this is the curse of having a cricket fan as the owner of a football club. They know nothing about football or running a football club. Everything is in shambles. I feel sorry for ten hag because the club under glazers ownership is just like a stagnant water, stinking of idleness and lack of purpose.

We are fvcked. Group of death

How rashford and fernandes with their average asses go take play against Kane and kim min Jae? Huge difference. We are fvcked.

Loan rejected by fiorentina

My fellow comrades how are you people doing in your workplace?

Yesterday I received a call for an interview as laboratory scientist in a hospital, but I'm kinda worried. My last two visits to a hospital as a job seeker ended in disgrace. The hospitals hate microbiologists like a plague; simply because we don't have a medical lab science degree and license. But yet, my colleagues kept getting employment in hospitals.

My question though is what do microbiologists do in a hospital? Do we do glucose tolerance tests, gestational diabetes mellitus screening, or do we just practice microbiology because I kinda prefer practising microbiology lol.

Sign him on loan alongside hojberg. Both will be covers for casemiro and mount

Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| Sofyan Amrabat is still waiting for #mufc. He is not training with Fiorentina even today as he wants to wait for United. [@FabrizioRomano]

Career suicide. He's waiting for ghost to sign him. United don't want him, full stop.

So Nottingham is also complaining to PGMOL.

This rubbish started with John Moss making a fuss about nothing during the manutd vs wolves game.

During that game vs wolves, Onana's eyes was clearly on the ball when he ran into a wolves player, but Moss suspended the referees, and apologized to wolves over a correct decision by the referees. I know Moss was fully aware of the implications, and what his unprofessional act will trigger (i.e a chain of complaints over every decision in every game vs manutd).

Every team now want to complain to moss after playing manutd. Of course, the noise is always loud when manutd win those games. I can remember it was only Fernandes that talked about the penalty at spurs that wasn't given to United. None of these haters said nothing. But guess what? Manutd is hated, adored, never ignored, and it is the hate that makes us stronger. Ggmu

Why is there so much buzz about ten hag signing his former players? Are you guys new to football? Every manager need his own comrades for every battle on and off the football pitch. Especially in manchester united that is notorious when it comes to players sacking coaches. We have seen it in the past. Whenever a manager try to exert authority on these half hearted players of ours, they tend to cowardly play awful to get the manager sacked. Getting your comrades in is a fix for such situations. Y'all should take the chill pill, Sir Erik Ten Hag is on the wheel.

Jokerman:


So Mount is technically good?? 😂

Yes he is. He may be low in confidence now, but when he recover his form, you will see. Another midfielder that can suit that midfield is van de beek. Unfortunately for us all, he didnt hit top form in manutd.