I stopped talking about average players like fernandes and rashford because I know it will change nothing. The only thing any TRUE manutd fan will do is to stand by the manager and hope for a better tomorrow.

The players are terribly bad; probably one of the worst set of players I have ever seen in a United shirt. They are all afraid of being the scapegoat, yet they don't want to fight and redeem themselves from such bad name. A club full of unprofessional professionals right from the top. I just feel sorry for ten hag; he doesn't deserve this.

Oh well, hopefully the glazers decide to leave, and perhaps light at the end of the tunnel.

Hojlund for 80million was good business. 100 times better than werghorst.

Manutd lost. bla bla bla... it's still just match day 2, and the injuries will not last forever. the defense is bad. So bad. We push again another day. ggmu

Sir Erik Ten Hag is a genius, he knows what he is doing. una fit even see Hannibal for left back, una go shock.

we are winning this game. ggmu.

So the rat is out again one more time, and this time he is hellbent on keeping the glazers around.

Manutd's season will officially become the worst ever if the glazers accept this minority nonsense from the rat. Imagine waiting for almost a year for a significant change only to settle with glazers 2.0 and 1.0 still milking the club.

Who cursed this club like this?

Qatar should please save this club.

obonujoker:
Erik ten Hag’s top target for a new creative midfielder this summer was Mason Mount and his top target for a defensive midfielder was Sofyan Amrabat - Manchester United signed them both. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

And he signed two very good players in mount and Amrabat.

I like mount, and I think he was a good signing. Ten hag shouldn't have substituted him for eriksen on Saturday, but i believe he's got his reasons for that decision.

At first, I didn't like Amrabat, but now I think he is also a good player too.

Where can one watch the women team? Can't find the game on dstv.

Una go explain tire. We lost to palace, and so what? There are games where you have 81 over 19 as ball possession, and you will still lose. It happens in football. The season so far is full of bad luck, and the players there at manutd along with the bad owners at the top will forever sack managers (whether good or bad).

I believe a certain ronaldo, de gea fans are the happiest people in the world right now. Even the mumu Piers Morgan don leave him club arsenal dey chooke eyes inside manutd matter. This is their time though. I can imagine how they waited for so long throughout last season for this time of adversity to arrive.

But I can assure you one thing. Ten Hag will frustrate all of his enemies by turning things around soon. Ggmu

Tylerbreeze:
@op, no be you post say u dey find mortuary job, few days ago?

It was actually from that post that I got the connect that led me to this new job of mine, but sincerely speaking, I'm still earning peanuts.

NoSentimentNo:
Well, little piece of advice here
Be yourself
Be the first to greet your colleagues. Within a short time you'll become comfortable with everybody
Be the best at your job. This will be noticed and you will earn respect
Be hardworking and learn to be smart too!
Be willing to help others
Don't expect to be appreciated
Always appreciate others
Don't backbite
Don't be too selfish
Be aware of your surroundings
Be your own motivator
Don't let people's opinions or comments bother you
Be independent but be a good team player
I need to stop here to avoid being too boring but remember NO BODY IS BETTER THAN YOU SO BE CONFIDENT!

Thank you.

I have never been so happy that naija premier league is back. Up rangers!

I just had my first day in office yesterday, and it was a complete mess. Mistakes upon mistakes. I mean, it's funny. The course I studied in school is what I am doing currently. But yet, I feel anxious always. I can't control it. Especially when eyes are on me. I feel like I am alone in this. It is a torment. I am an introvert anyway. Please how can I keep cool and do my job because I feel like I will be sacked if the mistakes continue.

Ashawoman82:
just mention pocohantas na, she cute, though older, but she's ok...just try to be romantic cos she's too sensitive most times

I'm not into older ladies sha.

Ashawoman82:
guy, what's all these advertisement for now ?

maybe the right girl will meet me here.

But why will a man beat a woman for any reason? I see it as cowardly because women are the weaker gender.

I am not married yet, but if I marry, I will rarely shout at my wife talk less of beating her.

if she cheats on me, na straight divorce be that. I don't forgive cheating. it is even written in the bible that a man can only divorce if there is infidelity.

if she disrespect me, I will disrespect her.

my rule is do unto others what you will like them to do to you.

and I love peaceful living. that's me.

I'm single and searching tho. 30 years old, I recently got a part time job and I'm working on japa by next year. my new job pay me 40k monthly for working for two days in a week. I work in a hospital (not mortuary please).

I like a peaceful gentle and beautiful lady with ashawo vibes. she must be a graduate.

nb: this is for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage. please igbo only.

send me a pm if you're interested.

"Journalist Bert Wagendorp has revealed he is hoping Manchester United sack Erik
ten Hag soon, so he can return to former club Ajax and help save them."

So Ajax dey pray make manutd sack my boss Ten Hag.

Dem go pray tire.

Ten Hag is here to stay. But actually, I really like Ajax. I like their philosophy and rich history. It is sad to see the club in huge crisis, but they should just look for another manager.

Ten Hag is here for at least 10 years. ggmu

There you have it folks...

Our best game this season, and guess what?

Rashford and fernandes didn't play in it.

I'm not surprised a bit.

I hear say Shitcho still dey play video game for im mansion o.

BoldBrainz:
Had no idea Man United was even playing today. That's how badly we have degenerated to the point fans no longer concern themselves with match schedules..

Mtscheew!

This is carabao cup

The weyrey called sancho thought ten hag is a sissy like ole when it comes to management. He better find his way out by January. Good riddance.

My man ten hag is the best thing to have happened to this club since Ferguson. My only worry for him is that he trusts his training result more than anything. Sometimes, a manager has got to be ruthless with hairdryer treatment just like Fergie.

Players like martial, mctominay, Maguire etc may be doing well in training, but the truth is they will never be top class players. They are better off sold or demoted to the bench. And proper players should have been brought in to challenge the likes of rashford and fernandes, who are both average in my opinion.

Anyway, I wish ten hag the best in his job, and I support his decision to stick with these players. I hope he turns things around quickly and start playing good football because so many people hate the club, and nothing will give me more joy than seeing haters burn in their hatred.

Onkoolos:


First away win. You go hear aaam. !!! Plastic fans full here!!!

They are plenty here. See how they will disappear now that United won. They will stay one place and be waiting for united to lose so that they can start shouting on ten hag

Injuries and more injuries and bad luck and average players. I will take 3 points here. Ggmu

I can remember that Akanji of Mancity scored that offside goal and premier league refrees was so happy. I think manutd should start playing good football quickly because the whole world is against us.

Unlucky season. Every goal is chalked off since arsenal

Offside

I can categorically tell you that IF YOU DONT LIKE TEN HAG AND WANT HIM SACKED, just fly yourself to Manchester and SACK HIM YOURSELF. And I'm talking to the ronaldo, de gea fans especially. You guys are on a long thing. Sir Erik Ten Hag is here for a long term. Let's sit back and enjoy good football very very soon. Patience.

Jagermeister:
They’re in charge of checking for micro and macro biologically misaligned human cells in the body.. and then realign them in the right chronographical biological order. Too much sense..

No be you dey find work for mortuary? You get mind oo

This hospital work also rejected me, but funny enough, I have an interview next week as morgue supervisor aka mortician, but if I see microbiology work in a hospital or lab, I will take it.

Jagermeister:
They’re in charge of checking for micro and macro biologically misaligned human cells in the body.. and then realign them in the right chronographical biological order. Too much sense..

No be you dey find work for mortuary? You get mind oo

This hospital work also rejected me, but funny enough, I have an interview next week as morgue supervisor aka mortician

Woodshot:
I just googled as I saw your thread "how to get mortuary job in UK" I laughed as I saw results.

You see Op, your job search should be centred along those lines. Mortuary work in Nigeria is super rubbish where you'd be subjected to perpetual gluping of acutely strong ogogoro to have clear eyes...

Do you have diploma or degree in anatomical/ pathological technology or science?

The money you're looking for is not in a Nigerian mortuary check else where.

I have bsc microbiology. If it is easy to find any kind work in the UK even if to wash toilet, I'm taking it. I'm just tired of these petty jobs I get paid 15k monthly as a biology teacher in onitsha. And I can't even save, so I have lost a lot.

It irks my balls whenever I see manutd fans say "what will the glazers do that they have not done?"

I mean, I understand when non fans or media analysts say this, but what I don't understand is why somebody that calls himself a manutd fan will say such a thing. I think it is plain stupidity caused by ignorance. I think a lot of manutd fans need educating.

Assuming now that Sheikh Mansour bought mancity and quickly plunge them into debt, do you think that they will be where they are today in terms of success? Or perhaps you think that football clubs' stability is all about money, but money is hugely needed but not totally needed. The glazers inherited the best in all departments when they purchased the club. The club was among the elites as at that time. What the club needed was the right owners to further grow the club and make it become a beast among clubs. I am very sure that if manutd had been acquired by the right owners, the club would have been there alongside Madrid in terms of trophies and prestige.

But unfortunately, the glazers acquired the club and chose to plunder it. Their actions plunged the club into debt and Ferguson's retirement exposed their lack of football knowledge in terms of management. For over ten years now they have tried to paper in the cracks, but like a cake once eaten, you can't have it back again for a second feed.

From my observation, the fans that ask stupid questions are 70% Africans or Nigerians. Perhaps it's time for us to stay classy and not find reasons for these oyibos to think that we are dummies.

So then, what will the glazers do that they have not done so far? I guess the answer for that is for them to sell the club. Their reputation is damaged, and no matter how they try to be like saints, their action is irreversible.

captaininiobong:
Don't let frustration take you to accept any kind of job. I best believe you will find a better one.

Sincerely, I see the work of a mortician as slightly similar to that of a soldier. And my intention is clear, big monthly salary. No job can offer that to me at the moment except for this.

kelvin1191:
This one wey baba say him want recover all that he has lost, I'm afraid his intentions are not genuine. Baba want dey harvest organs and body parts.

Nawao. Everybody is thinking towards this angle. Why is Nigeria like this? If everybody working in a mortuary is a ritual man, how many bones or human parts will remain in the mortuary? Or if every Nigerian is running away from mortuary work, who will now do the job? Mortuary work pays big money and that is my intention.