So i met this girl at the mall, and we kinda liked each other, so we exchanged number. Fast forward to our chat on whatsapp, she asked me what I do for a living. I told her I work for Amazon Nigeria, but i didnt tell her the truth because i dont work for Amazon Nigeria but a chronic failure who has been unemployed for 9 years. The Amazon wey i dey do na kdp wey never give me 1kobo since i started in 2019.

This girl now is madly in love with me, and she's talking about how she will like our future to incline (she wants to come and live in my house and start her career as a teacher while she support me in my work). But which work? Even house wey i dey live in na my papa house, and i eat from whatever they provide for me. The worst is that I come dey like the girl sef, and i am afraid i won't meet someone with that kind of chemistry if i let her slip out of my hands. Everything is just peaceful and perfect, but it is like a mirage, and I feel so eager to see it as a reality.

Any advice comrades?

rtdCivilservant:

It is a skill, but in the actual sense not a tech skill. In my opinion, it is not a lucrative skill... Every Tom, dick, and Harry is into it, even the 7 year old "nwa boy" of a man that sells decoder is a satellite installer.

thank you

A friend of mine suggested that i learn the skill of satellite installation. The guy is a degree holder in electronic technology while i am a degree holder in microbiology. There have been a lot of buzz about tech skills, and how it can save from unemployment, but i don't really know if this satellite installation is a tech skill.

Also, me as a microbiologist, what are the chances of a bright future after learning such skill?

what's up

make they give maino contract now before he do like pogba

olabode89:
Shaw is a dumb MF... He still never learn from last season game at the Emirates; See space wey e dey give Saka.

dstv dey play the match?

who dey watch the match

kelvine:
When I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is not for Guiness world Records.

it's at least 10 km per hour. Do the math.

Yes, you heard me right. I've made the application, and it has already been approved by guiness world records. I call it "Walk of life." It is a walk against unemployment and rising fuel prices.

However, there's already a record holder from America. He walked 220 kilometres in 24 hours. I plan on breaking that record by walking 230 kilometres in 24 hours.

So, when you see me walk by, hala at your boy. lol.

How do you see it guys? do you think I can do it? 230 kilometres is like walking from 9th mile Enugu to Benin city and all within 24 hours.

Wish me luck, guys.

15thAccount:


What did you study? Your story touched me and as much as I want to I really don’t know how I can help. If you see this send aza, let me send small something.

I studied microbiology (bsc)

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Drop ur account number and phone number

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Karlifate:


You should've have attached your qualifications at the end of this comment.

bsc microbiology

Michaelbabs51:
It's almost 5 years now after service and it's been terrible. I mean very bad, I had to go back to the village late last year when everything turned out to be getting worse. I'm always ashamed I'm still being fed by my parents. It's bee a shameful and disgusting experience so far.

This was the route I took two years ago when things became worst. Had to leave Lagos for my village (I was popular around abule egba, iyana ipaja, up to cement bus stop. I walked that road everyday searching for job until I gave up).

I advice you to push harder for employment so that the unemployment won't go longer. Believe me, from my experience, the longer it goes, the harder for any company to accept you. i have been to interviews and two questions mostly disqualify me. The first one is what have I been doing since 2015 (trust me, they will make sure they know what you have been doing since being unemployed. I've tried to lie but it was of no use). The second is my body language. I have lost confidence, I have lost the ability to be employed by someone without being naive (it is difficult to explain to you on writing).

As for those saying I'm lazy or I made up a story, well, you can choose to say or believe whatever you like. I wasnt expecting much response on the post. My major concern was for the corper to not make the mistakes I made (which is so much I couldn't write everything here).

Thank you to everyone for your contributions. And no matter what situation we find ourselves in this country, God is good.

microbiology bsc

it is 9 years now and counting for me. Finished service in 2015. I stay with my parents in the village now, and I have been their burden for years. Everything just stood still after service year, and the worst was I was unable to save.

Even my hands are tied with no money in my account. I tried to carry block in a block industry, but each labourer together agreed to refuse me that opportunity because they say that I am ajebo, and I don't belong to block industries. I don't know how they find out that I am a book person even though I tried so hard to hide it.

Sometimes I pray for a quick painless death, but everyday God kept providing food for me to eat like as if he doesn't want me to die. But i kept on arguing with him till this day in my prayers. I beg him to take my wretched life painlessly, but it is as if he's enjoying my pains.

ahaz:


Before you guys should open your mouths to reply this guy verify if he is truly Igbo.
He might be one of those OMO ALES doing their usual mischives.

I am a confirm igbo man, and what I said is the pure truth. Igbos can have a successful nation of their own. We don't need all those southern tribes that don't want biafra. It will make the actualization easier and without bloodshed.

tsdarkside:


then go with your south eastern states....
we will throw a party nationwide in nigeria when you guys are gone....

nationwide owanbe....

Everybody will throw the party. Much bigger party in biafraland sef

Soccrates:
Igbos are the greatest beneficiary of one Nigeria,they need other tribes the most that's why you see them flocking everywhere and hardly stay at home.

Been traders how will they market their products if they don't align with other tribes.

We south south don't even need you guys because the Biafran passport would be one of the worst in the world,you will be seen as a potential hard drugs suspect once seen with a Biafran passport.

We don't need you guys.

The issue of biafra is a simple issue that doesn't require war. It just requires dialogue. We have made the mistake of going to war. War is not the way. But what you said about biafra passport is a huge understatement. Igbos are highly creative and independent people. I doubt if it will be one of the worst in the world.

My mind wandered back to when nnamdi kalu said that he was offered biafra made up of only igbo states, and he rejected it.

It was then I realized it was a big mistake to reject that offer. Is it the oil that we can't discover in imo state, or the sea port that we can't convert the river area of onitsha into?

What is there that we can't make biafra an only igbo nation surrounded by Nigeria? Besides, Lesotho abi Botswana is surrounded by South Africa, and they are living peacefully.

If Nigeria wants the oil in South South, give it to them as long as they allow the igbos leave peacefully.

TradingGod:
you mean the same nigeria that people are buying cars everyday?


Bro change your mindset, there is money in this country, pray to God to open your eyes

You need that prayer more. Your eyes need to open because it's like you haven't seen anything yet.

In Nigeria, tough times can last for a lifetime.

Infolenka:
For the sake of your children and black people in general, please don't marry ugly girls. Ugly girls should be avoided at all cost.

Hahaha hahaha

You guys are funny aswear

Bahamas95:
Nothing will ever make me get married to an ugly wife no matter her good character. I am very selective when it comes to women. There're also pretty girls out there with good hearts. If ugly girl do shakara for me the thing dey pain me reach bone.....I don't even look at a girl twice if she isn't up to my taste. If you like næked completely for my front no level.





At least you would enjoy it while it lasts.

Lol

Kobojunkie:
You objectify women because your libido rules over you. What you can do is borrow commonsense this year and I mean polish your critical reasoning or logical thinking skills. You start from there first and then you can begin more properly processing your environment and life to better understand how best to go about your relationships with others around you. I recommend the book Being logical. But any other book on logical or critical reasoning will surely get you started in the right direction.

Akuko

Blupen:
No beauty is better than peace of mind
do you want to enjoy a beautiful life or do you want to be with a beautiful wife??

I want both o lol

Omoawoke:
Beauty matters

Some people derive inspiration from beauty.
A serene and beautiful environment, a beautiful face to wake up to in the morning

Yeah, you're right

There is this girl that has been so nice to me. She will always ask of Me. Even when my close friends abandoned Me, she was always there for me. But she is not so beautiful to behold, and she is not the type that offers sex so easily; even if you give her money.

There is also this other girl that looks just like Ayra star. She is also good, but sexually pervert in a good way lol.

Now I'm looking to get serious with one of them, but my body says the 2nd girl while my spirit dey tell me the 1st lady.

So many people think that masturbation is a spiritual problem, others simply don't care, and by so doing, plunge into the act at any chance they have. But what could be the cause of the bad luck that often follow after the act of masturbation?

Without much elaboration, I want to tell you that these bad luck are the consequences of psychological alterations that masturbation create in humans.

Let me elaborate a little. When you masturbate, your brain goes into a state of constant excitement that triggers your COMPLETE LAZINESS (body, soul, and mind). But what masturbation won't tell you is that the excitement can be addictive and also the laziness can be addictive. It will affect EVERYTHING! How you see the opposite sex (example, you may feel lazy to even woo a girl as a man). The effects of masturbating will affect how you face life challenges; it will feel like each time you are faced with challenges, you will often go for the easy choices when life itself demand the tough choices at most times.

So, if you are thinking that masturbation is a spiritual problem, my dear, Satan is already laughing at you at one corner. The best way to stop masturbating is to develop a new mindset centred around positive thinking and hard work.

Remember: masturbation is a tool of idleness/laziness, and an idle MIND is the devil's workshop. The real spiritual problem is when you allow the devil to use this tool to manipulate your judgement. And the reason why you won't go far in life masturbating is because there is no food or success or breakthroughs for a lazy man.

Ahead of a serious job interview in sokoto state, my friend is seeking for advice on what he will do to raise transport money.

He has this spark 7 phone 32gb/2gb ram that he bought in 2020 for 57000 naira. Now he has two potential buyers that want to buy the phone.

One is saying 31000 naira for the phone, while the other is saying a swap deal with techno pop 3 and 10,000 naira.

Please which one will he go for?