₦airaland Forum

tpia@:
dont think too many people take dayokanu seriously any more.

he singlehandedly destroyed his own credibility.

watch this space.

davidylan:
Thank you Jesus . . . without you i'd be nobody today.

davidylan:
Are we any better united?

EzeUche:
Soyinka does not deserve this criticism. He is a good man.

What is wrong with Nigerians ridiculing good people?

djustice:
Seriously speaking now, email this thread to Fashola on brfgov@gmail.com.

If you're lucky, he might respond, if he's not already inundated with similar emails from all parts of Alimosho, Agege (Aboru), Apapa, Ajegunle, Ojo, Surulere (his area), Lekki, Victoria Island, Ikoyi (his oga's area), Ikorodu, Epe, Ibeju-Lekki, Eti-Osa, Badagry, and other areas that have suffered from his neglect and glitzy publicity machine over the last 4 years.

ola olabiy:
Hmmm!

"Pronunciate"



^^Is it a word, peeps?

BABE!:
lol--Sorry Sir.

BABE!:
Stranger! Wale thompson? ni year 2011?. lol

Yes, it is possible for either partner to become infected with HIV through performing or receiving MouthAction, though it is a less common mode of transmission than other intimate behaviors (BehindBased and womanly sex). There have been a few cases of HIV transmission from performing MouthAction on a person infected with HIV. While no one knows exactly what the degree of risk is, evidence suggests that the risk is less than that of unprotected BehindBased or womanly sex.

If the person performing o/r/a/l has HIV, blood from their mouth may enter the body of the person receiving MouthAction through

the lining of the urethra (the opening at the tip of the joystick);
the lining of the womanliness or cervix;
the lining of the anus; or
directly into the body through small cuts or open sores.
If the person receiving o/r/a/l has HIV, their blood, Fluid (precipitate), pre-seminal fluid (pre-precipitate), or womanly fluid may contain the virus. Cells lining the mouth of the person performing MouthAction may allow HIV to enter their body.

The risk of HIV transmission increases

if the person performing o/r/a/l has cuts or sores around or in their mouth or throat;
if the person receiving o/r/a/l ejaculates in the mouth of the person performing MouthAction; or
if the person receiving o/r/a/l/ has another sexually transmitted disease (STD).
Not having (abstaining from) sex is the most effective way to avoid HIV.

If you choose to perform o/r/a/l, and your partner is male,

use a latex condom on the p/e/n/i/s; or
if you or your partner is allergic to latex, plastic (polyurethane) condoms can be used.
Studies have shown that latex condoms are very effective, though not perfect, in preventing HIV transmission when used correctly and consistently. If either partner is allergic to latex, plastic (polyurethane) condoms for either the male or female can be used. For more information about latex condoms, see "Male Latex Condoms and Sexually Transmitted Diseases."

If you choose to have o/r/a/l/, and your partner is female,

use a latex barrier (such as a natural rubber latex sheet, a dental dam, or a cut-open condom that makes a square) between your mouth and the womanliness. A latex barrier such as a dental dam reduces the risk of blood or womanly fluids entering your mouth. Plastic food wrap also can be used as a barrier.
If you choose to perform MouthAction with either a male or female partner and this sex includes oral contact with your partners anus (analingus or rimming),

use a latex barrier (such as a natural rubber latex sheet, a dental dam, or a cut-open condom that makes a square) between your mouth and the anus. Plastic food wrap also can be used as a barrier.
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/qa/transmission.htm

Niklizy:
'm very very sorry 4dt.Nevr knew u ppl wont b able 2undastnd wat i posted,felt i shld shorten d word 2make my long story short.'m so so sorry abt dt.Even though u guys wnt 2complain of nt realy undastndn my post due 2d short forms of d words,i dnt tink it shld b in an insultiv way,u shld say it in a decent n polite manner.Dts jst m in composin any writeup evn in txt messagin n ppl do undastnd m bettr so i av dis bliv dt evry1 would undastnd anytin i post cos 'm used 2 shortin words,bt nw i knw its nt evrybody so i av 2make my post clear 4evry1 2undastnd.I am sory 1nce agn pls 4gv m.Guess ds wil save m 4rm upcoming critism,tnx

BABE!:
^^ You're so freaking polite. I likey.

djustice:
Don't let Eko-Ile catch you o. He's Fashola's agent on Nairaland, and his job is to deny that there's anything bad in Lagos, and to praise Fashola at every opportunity.

He is also mandated, when confronted with situations like your own, to either;

1. Deny that that area is in Lagos State

2. If that fails, declare that Fashola is not superman and cannot be everywhere at once, even though he's now started his 5th year on that seat

3. Abuse you for not knowing that there is an LCDA chairman in that area, who should be fixing the roads for you, even though the bobo is just a figurehead with a nice jeep. No money to work with.

4. Give you a link to the ministry of works or public works agency website, where you can lay your compaint neatly, and where it can be filed away in a nice neat box, never to be seen again.

5. Call you a clueless critic, who is just out to malign the good name of the ever-performing Fashola.

I wish you good luck. But, seriously, why did you people in that area, after all the suffering of the last 4 years, vote for the bagga again? You got what you asked for, in my opinion.

ola olabiy:
This cracked me up, though. 

BABE!:
LMAO----I don't know Modak. like that o. I've only been there once sef. I don't really know anyone from there apart from myself--so your "theory" is BS.

Owo Cocoa ko, owo Agbalumo ni.---hehehe.

I'm up to having fun while it lasts---before school starts for fall sems. Why are you asking if I'm free--you want to come and see in Texas?

BABE!:
Odumchi no vex abeg---It's stranger's fault.-

Taste ko, Itowo ni. For your info., I prefer "Omo Nna" to "Omo Yoruba"----don't ask me why.

Baba oni cocoa? ---You're a joker.

Yes--I'm finally on break. Stalkers?---you're one of them now. 

BABE!:
I have. My ex-bf is igbo (he's a fake one though.  ). Anyways-- I call them "ibo" and they call themselves "ibo"---the ones I know sha. 

Why you dey ask sef---you won join?

odumchi:
I can only speak for myself.

BABE!:



So you actually pronounce Igbo as I[b]GB[/b]O? Na lie. Is a lie. .

I dey o. Party? No party for me tonight. I just chilled at a bar with a couple of buddies.

You mean Orgo asin O. Chemistry?

loma:
@Ystranger, in case you have not noticed, I do not trade insults. Hence I have no response to your diatribe. There is no big deal!

BABE!:
@ Ileke--"Re Mi" and "Mi Do" don't sound the same.  

@OP: Good to know.

Ileke-IdI:
Not pronounced the say way. If we pronounce the GB in Igbo, it would mean weed, not Igbo as a group of people. We say Igbo as Ibo, without the GB.

odumchi:
But there are words in Yoruba such as "O[b]gb[/b]omosho" and "gb[/b]enga" that are pronounced the same way as I[b]gb[/b]o, so why is it so hard? But i think thats a discussion for another day.

And yes about Lagos, living in a place like that will not do anyones native language any good.[b] It seems that Pidgin has offically taken over.

Mrs.Chima:
Wow.