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Charlesmore:
let's talk baby

Aproko! Amebo!

omoteacher:



6th child @ 47, I hope all her children are for one husband ? RIP !!

The way you see people giving birth these days, you will think its a moi moi something. Its really not easy.

Rip ma'am.

Strategy! Strategy! Strategy!...she isn't grieving poo.

By the time she comes back, all eyes will be on her; brands, bloggers, etc etc. This is just strategy.

you no well. Abeg oooooo. Na suggestion I give o

Taniaa:
Mama the mama

Pro'lly, she no sabi

REDDEVILS1:
Na wa. Bweast wey my babe dey suck without me asking. Na me dey even complain say e no dey turn me on.

The kind of stress and discomfort people give themselves just to please a fellow man.

Na Davido go don bleep people up wella.

He isn't the type that is easily bleeped up by people.

Her luck...

stop crying over it and pray for divine grace to locate you too.

Her write up spells nothing but 'cohabitation'. No marriage seen anywhere.

Anyone being insensitive to his problem should remember that guy that killed himself some days back. People are different and problems like this are real life problems.

Op, I hope these steps work for you.

1 ACCEPT the fact she is gone first. Stop hoping for when she will come back.
2 When you remember her, push your mind to her 'shortcomings'. Including physical and behavioural attributes (Every human has them).
3 Reset your brain(no jokes). You can't seem to find anyone like her because you have finalised it in your head that you will end up with her in life. So you have subconsciously unplugged your ability to get attracted to any other.
4 delete her contacts and stop checking her out on SM. If you can't help it, unfollow and block her.
5 Avoid quiet times for now. Be out and about. Noisy and busy so your mind can be preoccupied with other things at all times.
6 most importantly, PRAY about your problem.

'Boob photos'

Op take ya time.

Nawa! Op let me 'interprete' his message for you.

Shout out to all the mothers I know= every lady that has a child, including his 1st and 2nd baby mama.

Shout out to the 'mothers IN MY LIFE'= he is currently in a relationship with mummy zion and not the other two. And of course, his mother will forever be in his life.

And when he does, what happens? Would it turn back time? Or you think it'll take away the bitterness from your heart.

Go to God(for real this time) and find peace.

Illuminati or not. Their Union is so admirable abeg. Chai!

I tell you.

enoch273:
true definition of embarrassing..

Her Instagram page.

taiwolomo1:
where?

Simi has apologized. U guys shud rest.

'Sucking' indeed. I can't be more 'sucked' mehn.

There are vain pastors na. Nothing surprising here. Even the bible confirms it.

I thought daddy freeze was only against tithes and cash offerings. Is he also against the gathering itself? As in attending churches? Because he is a born again christian according to him.

The campaign she did for atiku says it all na.

Like who still dey ask?

Those are the words of the so called man na. Investigations are yet to be carried out.

The man is not telling the truth.

okaaayyyyyy sooooo I was in the choir at LFC chinda branch port Harcourt.

One of our choir practice days, I was jejely sitting and learning song o. Then I felt it moving towards the exit region. I looked around at other choir members(including one guy I was crushing on) sitting and singing along. I said within me, lai lai this m*ss no go do me dis kain thing. And I knew if I stood up at the time,it'll just break free and scatter everywhere . So I kinda like suppressed and pushed it back in(yes I sabi suck in m*ss).

I took permission from our leader and went to d toilet and bulldozed everywhere . Coming back majestically trying to take my sit jejely, I felt a strong force escape again o with a serious stench that pointed in my direction before I could even feel it form in my inside o. I just sat down .No words. I didn't dare look in the direction of my crush else I fit run comot from rehearsal.

Okay

Ozkar:
blah blah blah... You have no example to back up your spurious claim about nipples falling off in bathrooms without owner's knowledge.

If it was featured in any season of Botched, it would be somewhere on the Internet. Just give an example, no. You'd rather yap about satellite tv and Google search in an attempt to distract everyone from your original nonsense post.

Pseud.

I'm not quoting him again. I've seen the extent of his understanding and realised it would be easier for me to fill up a basket with water than make him understand anything at all.

preciousosas1:
Hanty yucee, you seem very ready for the match o.. Wait fes, lemme goan buy popcorn... I want to see the end of this

Chai! You really need to go back to secondary school.

It's not in my place to begin to teach you the difference between 'enlightenment' and 'status/worth'.

I would've referred you to google search but seeing your inability to comprehend simple things, there is no need.

Ozkar:
lol. This is precious! Who would have thought that people measure the worth of their sad lives by access to something as basic as satellite tv? Satellite tv o!

No, I hardly watch TV at all. I hope that makes you feel very privileged

So you who watch 'elite' programs like 'BOTCHED', tell us examples of women whose nipples fell while bathing and they didn't know.

inukwa! Me wicked? Check most of my comments. I never attack people. EVER! I only defend myself when anyone wan show himself/herself where I dey. So I'm a lovingheart dear.

melody91:
but u are wicked sha...I don screenshot your moniker... so as to not cross your path.

If that's the case, he should act his age next time.

melody91:
Jesu...don't u think the bros fit don pass 40yrs?

you are more foolish than foolishness itself.

Go and ask Dr dubrow. A certified doctor about the risks involved, when things don't go as planned during surgery or when a quack carries out the procedure.

When you don't know something, you ask or keep shut and stop dwelling on gossip, breeze blow enter your ear.

I would've called you oponu but that would be a complement.

Satan66:
IGNORANCE IS A DISEASE
Get boob's enlargement doesn't affect the nervous system.
They can feel everything like a normal woman.
You're an idiot

Lol...me? No o.I dey like mind my business o. Na only when person come my side,na hin I dey respond o.

rawe45:
Mehn... you’re bad gan o!

is that why you had to quote me many times?
Abi na this error 504 cause am.

Me wey guy don break my heart before wey I wan kolo.

SmellySperm:
I dodge u in Jesus name,but u fine Sha,ur face dey like gal wey dey break heart

I was talking to people who have access to gotv,dstv or satellite in general and watch programs like; "BOTCHED".

Not to people in their villages who only know about the happenings in mama nkechi's or iya shade's mini store.

Ozkar:
who do you know that was bathing and her nipple fell off. Mention names