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Family / Re: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by Yusfunoble(m): 4:32pm On Jan 29, 2023
grin

Kudos to the camera man

Job well done cheesy

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Sports / Re: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by Yusfunoble(m): 2:45pm On Nov 21, 2022
lukency:
It's only showing the scores.

https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1nAJErongQnxL
Career / Re: Can Someone With Shortsightedness (myopia) Be Recruited Into Nigerian Navy? by Yusfunoble(m): 9:39pm On Jul 12, 2022
Scoutvibe:

Ok but do you later do some inquiries about the eye one (eyeglasses)

Hmm, not really. But while I was filling the forms, I visited one of their barracks to get one of the high ranking officers signature.

I was advised to remove my glasses, that he might not signed if he saw me on glasses. That and some things discouraged me tho.

But like I said, it’s all about your connection (all these might be waved if you have a good connection).
Career / Re: Can Someone With Shortsightedness (myopia) Be Recruited Into Nigerian Navy? by Yusfunoble(m): 3:02pm On Jul 12, 2022
Scoutvibe:

Bros how far you later applied

Nah, I found out I didn’t stand any chance without “connection” which I didn’t have.
Business / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Gas Per KG Selling In Your Area by Yusfunoble(m): 1:59pm On Jun 19, 2022
850
Business / Re: My Journey Into The Short Let Apartment Business In Lagos. by Yusfunoble(m): 1:33pm On Jun 19, 2022
Nice... following
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 6th March 2022 by Yusfunoble(m): 3:22pm On Mar 06, 2022
bluefilm:
Arsenal can never keep a clean sheet.

What a hopeless team.

Lol.. you don’t know what you’re talking about

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 6th March 2022 by Yusfunoble(m): 3:20pm On Mar 06, 2022
udy4real:
Please why can't I stream the match on hesgoal.com?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice On Facebook Job Agents... by Yusfunoble(m): 12:39am On Jan 02, 2022
Na pure scam, don’t fall for it.

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Education / Re: Should I Suspend My Botany Programme? Please Advice A Brother In Dilemma. We by Yusfunoble(m): 12:11am On Jan 02, 2022
"The Choice Is An Illusion. You Already Know What You Have To Do."

Go for it bro, I wish you all the best.
Family / Re: Man Convicted When His Daughter Was Tender Reunites With Her After Being Freed by Yusfunoble(m): 6:32pm On Dec 12, 2021
Priceless

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu Signs Anti-Open Grazing Bill Into Law by Yusfunoble(m): 6:38pm On Aug 31, 2021
Sleekfingers:


For your information, which land dem herders wan use for grazing in lagos? Land wey never reach us build house.....

Ah swear I just dey laugh when he mentioned Lag grin

Where the grass when cow wan graze for Lag?

The small one wey dey is even for sale, everything is for sell in this Lag. grin

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Education / Re: . by Yusfunoble(m): 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2021
grin grin

Woman wrapper
Nairaland / General / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got. Rate This Cake On A Scale Of 1-10 by Yusfunoble(m): 2:27pm On Aug 28, 2021
This ur own teddy na Eba and Akpu dem feed am

Politics / Re: Soyinka To UN: Declare Nigeria As Protectorates To Stop Bandits ‘Slave Trade’ by Yusfunoble(m): 2:10pm On Aug 28, 2021
Trumann:


Soyinka fought against IBB
Fought for democracy against Abacha
Was a pain in the ass of Obasanjo's government

Soyinka supported Jonathan and fought for him when no Igbo man or South south person stuck neck out for GEJ. That was when GEJ was an houseboy washing plates in Turai Yar'adua's kitchen.

When Soyinka was doing all those, what was your father doing? Or he was a loudmouthed coward just as you are.

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Politics / Re: Tegina Kidnap: Victims Narrate How They Survived Without Food, Water, Others by Yusfunoble(m): 2:00pm On Aug 28, 2021
membranus:


When they kidnap you or your children, you will sing new tunes. Crying help me, please help me!!!
m

Put emotions aside, he’s right. Even adults can’t survive days without food and water, not to mention kids.

And kidnapping hundreds of children is not easy. Those bloody bandits do inflate the numbers to collect more money from their pay masters.
Politics / Re: Tegina Kidnap: Victims Narrate How They Survived Without Food, Water, Others by Yusfunoble(m): 1:56pm On Aug 28, 2021
Splitmind:


Because he has performed excellently well, only bitter southern yahoo yoots will say otherwise

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Airstrike Kills ISIS-K Planner In Afghanistan by Yusfunoble(m): 1:27pm On Aug 28, 2021
zlantanfan:
trash christianity has over 38million followers in China and doing well but Bible must be sold in church and not retail public, of course China is communist and controls the lives of it's people

Islam on the other hand they put the uighrs in concentration centers and kill them as they consider them potential Terrorists

This only happens to muslims

Lol, doing well?

Well, that’s how the media works.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Airstrike Kills ISIS-K Planner In Afghanistan by Yusfunoble(m): 1:14pm On Aug 28, 2021
zlantanfan:
China Sabi their medicine

They put all the uighrs Muslims in concentration camp and drill them, no time for political correctness

Muslim nations and their "activists" dare not make pemp

And you think they’re pampering Christians?

Politics / Re: Plateau Assembly Asks Residents To Take Up Arms, Defend Themselves by Yusfunoble(m): 11:48am On Aug 28, 2021
Tò baa ka é mò woro

Odi woro si woro
Business / Re: Please Is This Real Or A Scam. by Yusfunoble(m): 7:11pm On Aug 27, 2021
Which kind question be this?

No real investment can double your money within 24hour.

My guy use your money chop suya and hollandia

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Nairaland / General / Re: Women: The Witches Behind Most Failed Relationships And Marriages by Yusfunoble(m): 4:48pm On Aug 27, 2021
Interesting..
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by Yusfunoble(m): 4:45pm On Aug 27, 2021
DenreleDave:


Yes slow poke..

I have notin to do with Muslim fanatics.

Some of my families are liberal Muslim not head slammer fanatic..

Slowpoke.. Go meet your father

Calm down kid, are your “liberal Muslim families” aware you’re calling “head slammers” online because I’m sure they bow down to pray as well.

You might stay jobless for a looooong if you don’t learn some manners kid cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by Yusfunoble(m): 2:17pm On Aug 27, 2021
DenreleDave:



If I had my way, I will erase this name called Azeez...
It's annoying

Tell that to the person that wants to offer you a content writing gig. He’s a Muslim, tell him you don’t want to have anything to do with Muslim or their names grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Has Anyone Ever Been Late For A Job Interview? by Yusfunoble(m): 1:44pm On Aug 27, 2021
Not me tho, there was a guy that came late to an interview like that. He was allowed like everyone else and he even made it to the final stage of the interview.

There are factors that you have no power over, if (God forbid) there was an accident on your way, nobody go hold you.

Just find better lie for them jare, even employee dey come late. Lagos is the capital of lately.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Has Deployed Beneficiaries! by Yusfunoble(m): 1:40pm On Aug 27, 2021
I’m certain more than 50per of those applying for this job will “ghost” it. And we go they shout corruption, why apply for something you have no interest in?
Politics / Re: Gloria Okolie: Court Grants Bail To ‘ESN Operative’s Girlfriend’ Detained By IRT by Yusfunoble(m): 1:22pm On Aug 27, 2021
So she’s still going to pay 2m on top all the suffering and humiliation? shocked


We shall overcome someday!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by Yusfunoble(m): 1:17pm On Aug 27, 2021
jabolo:


Will you accept a job recommendation from a so-called 'head slammer'?

Nigerian youths. SMH.

Lol, don’t mind the kid. Someone in his situation is delving into politics.. smh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by Yusfunoble(m): 1:14pm On Aug 27, 2021
DenreleDave:


My email: adenrele.azeez@gmail.com

Lmao

Azeez is calling Muslims headslammers

How ironic cheesy

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Education / Re: Free Udemy Courses by Yusfunoble(m): 12:39pm On Aug 27, 2021
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Education / Re: Free Udemy Courses by Yusfunoble(m): 12:38pm On Aug 27, 2021
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Education / Re: Free Udemy Courses by Yusfunoble(m): 12:34pm On Aug 27, 2021
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