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Career / Re: Outcome Of 1st Meeting Of The National Association Of Unemployed Graduate (NAUG) by Yusluv77(m): 10:35pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
I believed this country can only be changed to a country that we all want it to be through the YOUTH. Please let's believe in ones to achieve our main objectives not by violence or by disruption of government property. With one voice we would change this Nation from the shackle of the devils that want to devastate this beautiful country.... WITH ONE VOICE, SAY NO TO TRIBALISM UP NIGERIA! UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WILL FALL!!!! |
Education / Nigeria... My Beloved Country by Yusluv77(m): 9:55pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
NIGERIA....MY BELOVED COUNTRY • Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod hin head say notin dey happen guy" • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER sold in SACHETS. • Where parents claim they were always first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE' • Where government officials don't know the national anthem. •Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic. • Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly. • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers • Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!! • Where bail is free in police station but u pay to be released! • Where children dey travel by air free of charge under plane tyre. • where 49 passengers re siting in bus n 99 re standing • Where ASUU strike is an annual student festival. • Where strike in included in the academic calandar of our public universities.. • Where ur friend wey u carry go airport don reach London and u nefa reach house bikuz u dey inside traffic. • Where Alomo bitter = sex fuel •Where the man who had no shoes is the president....... YOU THINK U KNOW NAIJA MORE THAN I DO? LIKE and Add Yours... |
Politics / Re: FG To Finally Liquidate PHCN With Imminent Declaration Of TEM by Yusluv77(m): 10:25am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Na everyday we dey hear of new company. We don hear of EMS, TEM, MFM abeg if u like gve am to RCCG.. Na constant light we juz need#gbam# |
Sports / Re: Which Country Do You Want Nigeria To Face In The World Cup Qualifiers Play-off? by Yusluv77(m): 12:11pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
I will go for FIFA |
Religion / Re: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by Yusluv77(m): 12:06pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Money is money..... Don't tell me Nonsense!!! |
Politics / Re: Buhari Versus Buhari by Yusluv77(m): 12:01pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Summarize please |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo - Atiku Is Corrupt, I Chose Him To Put Him In Check by Yusluv77(m): 11:56am On Sep 11, 2013 |
All dis old thieves shud go and die somewhere jaree.. |
Politics / Re: FG Order For 53 Gold Iphones To Celebrate Independence by Yusluv77(m): 11:41am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Let's stop shouting here, let's unite as one and move against all these useless leaders in aso rocK.. Am already on my shaa |
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Jonathan Rejects Obasanjo’s Peace Mission by Yusluv77(m): 1:41pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
I don't have much to say, but pray to the Almighty to take control before this clueless turned this country into chaos because the masses will be the one that will suffer most. |
Politics / Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by Yusluv77(m): 8:18am On Jun 06, 2013 |
`°•.¸laff¸.•°`don `°•.¸make¸.•°` ` °•.¸me¸.•°`touch`°``°•.¸ma ¸.•° neighbour `°•.¸4¸.•°`breast ` °•.•I .¸don¸.•°`enta `°`wahala`°•.¸¸.See me see grammar o.. Lame Dame Patience Jonathan.. More grease to ur elbow jareee... |
Politics / Re: Happy Democracy Day by Yusluv77(m): 4:06pm On May 29, 2013 |
Nigeria born a baby in 1999, his name is DEMOCRACY. This baby sat for a WAEC. Kindly look at his WAEC result in all his nine subjects: POVERTY. B2 EDUCATION E8 GOOD ECONOMY. F9 UNEMPLOYMENT. A1 SECURITY. F9 GOOD GOVERNANCE. F9 AGRICULTURE D7 CORRUPTION. A1 ELECTION MALPRACTICE. A1 Can a good parent still celebrate the performance of this poor boy? To me ooo, I don't think this DEMOCRACY result worth of celebration yet... What about you ? Is dis result okay by _U ? |
Politics / Re: Predict GEJ/PDP Slogan In 2015 by Yusluv77(m): 12:36pm On May 29, 2013 |
Nigeria for number one!!! Vote for me once again and you'll neva regret you vote retardeen and the clueless man of the century... "Fiiidiiiiifiiii powar to d fiiifuuu..." |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Yusluv77(m): 12:06pm On May 26, 2013 |
Van Persie: Leaves Arsenal, wins trophy (EPL) Alex Song: Leaves Arsenal, Wins trophy (La Liga) Emmanuel Eboue: Leaves Arsenal, wins 2 trophy (Turkish League) Nicklas Bendtner: Leaves Arsenal on Loan, wins trophy (Seria A) Ryo Miyaichi: Leaves Arsenal on loan to Wigan, wins trophy (FA Cup) fabregas leaved arsenal and win La Liga i command any spirit of Arsenal shall leave your life this year... Amen..... 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by Yusluv77(m): 10:49pm On May 25, 2013 |
If truly you supports Bayern Munich and you're happy as they won the race at last... Press "LIKE" 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dangote Promises To End Fuel Import In 4 Years by Yusluv77(m): 4:06pm On May 25, 2013 |
I dont knw how some people are even thinking, bringing it to Ondo state is not a good thing, but it's good has our clueless leader keep taken it out of the Country to refine in Texas with huge amount of money that doesn't have any good effect on citizen... #Dangote ride on# More strength to your elbow... "One LoVe Nigeria.." |
Entertainment / Some Nigerian's Mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention! by Yusluv77(m): 8:50pm On May 21, 2013 |
:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean. :>Every Cat na Demon :>Every Fine boy na Player. :>Every light skin girl na Olosho :>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga. :>Every Sunday = Rice :>All Northerners are Muslims :>All Calabar ladies are good in bed :>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki. :>All Benue people practice wife-sharing :>On a date the guy should always pay the bills :>A guy must ask a lady out :>The older child must marry first :>When you travel abroad you become auto rich :>Every noodles na indomie :>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi :>If u drive a car; u have money :>If u call a girl: u are interested in her :>Igbo girls like money :>Yoruba girls are dirty :>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic :>Alomo bitter = sex fuel. Add Yours!!! |
Education / You Need To Think by Yusluv77(m): 11:59am On May 21, 2013 |
Ur Jamb Result! Eng=35 Maths=21 physics=20 chemistry=31 total= 107 BUT your; Facebook frndz= 4,999 Twitter followers= 10,572 BBM frndz= 1,520 2go frndz= 980 Whatsapp frndz= 632 2go star level= Ultimate I pity u oh, devil dey sing Limpopo 4 ur brain!! |
Education / Re: JAMB To Scrap Paper Exam In 2015 – Ojerinde by Yusluv77(m): 8:04am On May 21, 2013 |
I believe Ojerinde and co shall be scrapped imminenty, with the highest record of mass failure of the centuries.. |
Investment / Re: Warren Buffet Joins Twitter, Gains 100,000 Followers in a couple of Hours. by Yusluv77(m): 10:51pm On May 03, 2013 |
`°•.¸laff¸.•°`don `°•.¸make¸.•°` ` °•.¸me¸.•°`touch`°``°•.¸ma ¸.•° neighbour `°•.¸4¸.•°`breast ` °•.•I .¸don¸.•°`enta `°`wahala`°•.¸¸.• |
Education / Re: Only In UNILORIN You Will Find This by Yusluv77(m): 11:30pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Have you people heard of cross before? It's only in UNILORIN for(Freshers) that if you don't up to 1.5 in CGPA you will not cross.. "Cross in the sense that you will be disqualify..." |
Politics / Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Yusluv77(m): 7:49pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Eyah! I dont knw why buhari no dey fulfill his promise to them... Well na ebo and etutu go make dem happy now... |
Islam for Muslims / Re: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by Yusluv77(m): 10:29pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
"Our war has ended because war is now with us.. Okinba Lanko |
Politics / Re: Will You Vote For BUHARI In The Forthcoming Election? by Yusluv77(m): 8:33pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
Whether you like or not am voting for buhari with my two hands... I want the ends to the clueless people.. |
Celebrities / Re: Janet Jackson Converts To Islam, Quits Music by Yusluv77(m): 12:51pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
Allah Akbar... That shows that there is no God except from Allah... 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: Scientists Reportedly Discover Gate To Hell (picture) by Yusluv77(m): 11:26pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Diz one na road to "YBNL" lodge.. Its cool.. |
Politics / Re: My Oga At The Top: NSCDC Replaces Shem With Adesuyi As Lagos Commandant by Yusluv77(m): 5:16pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Its unfair for sacking that man since no one is perfect except Almighty Allah... I pray the case could be reverse... |
Education / Hello Pals by Yusluv77(m): 6:32pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Linguistics and English which one is more complex and proFessional |
Celebrities / Re: KWAM1 Celebrates The Birth Of His 38th Child In America! by Yusluv77(m): 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Diz man has forgotten dis programme "E fi eto si omo bi biii.." Hmmmm |
Politics / Re: GEJ Should Be Impeached - LA Times Joel Brinkley by Yusluv77(m): 5:27pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
"Our war has ended, because war is now with us.." Hmmm |
Politics / Re: God Told Jonathan To Pardon Alamieyeseigha – Arthur Eze by Yusluv77(m): 11:05am On Mar 20, 2013 |
God has now told him again to remove subsidy oooooh... #Gbam# |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Plans To Raise Petrol Prices Again by Yusluv77(m): 10:55am On Mar 20, 2013 |
Oga Egbere, clueless, retardeen, Jolanther (ECRJ) If you dont want Almighty God to devastate ur life and ur family, pls do away with subsidy of thing and face the challenges the mass are confronting now... |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Is The New African Champion! by Yusluv77(m): 11:31pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
Anybody dat say u wont progress in dis year shall be deformed like BANCE and d lord shall say MBA to all dier evil plots on u... In dier presence shall u be crowned the champion and u shall bcum a VICTOR.. LIKE if you claimed it...!!! 9 Likes |
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