₦airaland Forum

I believed this country can only be changed to a country that we all want it to be through the YOUTH. Please let's believe in ones to achieve our main objectives not by violence or by disruption of government property. With one voice we would change this Nation from the shackle of the devils that want to devastate this beautiful country....

WITH ONE VOICE, SAY NO TO TRIBALISM
UP NIGERIA!
UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WILL FALL!!!!

NIGERIA....MY BELOVED COUNTRY
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine
or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod hin head say
notin
dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER
sold in SACHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position
in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the
national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen
stuck in
traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a
chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a
bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the
robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH
you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family
members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and
Dr'dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!
• Where bail is free in police station but u pay to be
released!
• Where children dey travel by air free of charge under
plane tyre.
• where 49 passengers re siting in bus n 99 re
standing
• Where ASUU strike is an annual student festival.
• Where strike in included in the academic calandar of
our public universities..
• Where ur friend wey u carry go airport don reach
London and u nefa reach house bikuz u dey inside
traffic.
• Where Alomo bitter = sex fuel
•Where the man who had no shoes is the
president.......
YOU THINK U KNOW NAIJA MORE THAN I DO? LIKE
and
Add Yours...

Na everyday we dey hear of new company. We don hear of EMS, TEM, MFM abeg if u like gve am to RCCG.. Na constant light we juz need#gbam#

I will go for FIFA

Money is money..... Don't tell me Nonsense!!!

Summarize please

All dis old thieves shud go and die somewhere jaree..

Let's stop shouting here, let's unite as one and move against all these useless leaders in aso rocK.. Am already on my shaa

I don't have much to say, but pray to the Almighty to take control before this clueless turned this country into chaos because the masses will be the one that will suffer most.

`°•.¸laff¸.•°`don `°•.¸make¸.•°` ` °•.¸me¸.•°`touch`°``°•.¸ma ¸.•° neighbour `°•.¸4¸.•°`breast ` °•.•I .¸don¸.•°`enta `°`wahala`°•.¸¸.See me see grammar o.. Lame Dame Patience Jonathan.. More grease to ur elbow jareee...

Nigeria born a baby in 1999, his name is
DEMOCRACY. This baby sat for a WAEC.
Kindly look at his WAEC result in all his
nine subjects:
POVERTY. B2
EDUCATION E8
GOOD ECONOMY. F9
UNEMPLOYMENT. A1
SECURITY. F9
GOOD GOVERNANCE. F9
AGRICULTURE D7
CORRUPTION. A1
ELECTION MALPRACTICE. A1
Can a good parent still celebrate the
performance of this poor boy? To me ooo, I
don't think this DEMOCRACY result worth
of celebration yet... What about you ? Is dis
result okay by _U ?

Nigeria for number one!!! Vote for me once again and you'll neva regret you vote retardeen and the clueless man of the century... "Fiiidiiiiifiiii powar to d fiiifuuu..."

Van Persie: Leaves Arsenal, wins
trophy (EPL)
Alex Song: Leaves Arsenal, Wins
trophy (La Liga)
Emmanuel Eboue: Leaves Arsenal,
wins 2 trophy
(Turkish League)
Nicklas Bendtner: Leaves Arsenal
on Loan, wins
trophy (Seria A)
Ryo Miyaichi: Leaves Arsenal on
loan to Wigan,
wins trophy (FA Cup)
fabregas leaved arsenal and win La
Liga
i command any spirit of Arsenal
shall leave your
life this year...
Amen.....

If truly you supports Bayern Munich and you're happy as they won the race at last... Press "LIKE"

I dont knw how some people are even thinking, bringing it to Ondo state is not a good thing, but it's good has our clueless leader keep taken it out of the Country to refine in Texas with huge amount of money that doesn't have any good effect on citizen... #Dangote ride on# More strength to your elbow... "One LoVe Nigeria.."

:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
:>Every Cat na Demon
:>Every Fine boy na Player.
:>Every light skin girl na Olosho
:>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga.
:>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.

Add Yours!!!

Ur Jamb Result!
Eng=35
Maths=21
physics=20
chemistry=31
total= 107
BUT your;
Facebook frndz= 4,999
Twitter followers= 10,572
BBM frndz= 1,520
2go frndz= 980
Whatsapp frndz= 632
2go star level= Ultimate
I pity u oh, devil dey sing Limpopo 4 ur
brain!!

I believe Ojerinde and co shall be scrapped imminenty, with the highest record of mass failure of the centuries..

`°•.¸laff¸.•°`don `°•.¸make¸.•°` ` °•.¸me¸.•°`touch`°``°•.¸ma ¸.•° neighbour `°•.¸4¸.•°`breast ` °•.•I .¸don¸.•°`enta `°`wahala`°•.¸¸.•

Have you people heard of cross before? It's only in UNILORIN for(Freshers) that if you don't up to 1.5 in CGPA you will not cross.. "Cross in the sense that you will be disqualify..."

Eyah! I dont knw why buhari no dey fulfill his promise to them... Well na ebo and etutu go make dem happy now...

"Our war has ended because war is now with us.. Okinba Lanko

Whether you like or not am voting for buhari with my two hands... I want the ends to the clueless people..

Allah Akbar... That shows that there is no God except from Allah...

Diz one na road to "YBNL" lodge.. Its cool..

Its unfair for sacking that man since no one is perfect except Almighty Allah... I pray the case could be reverse...

Linguistics and English which one is more complex and proFessional

Diz man has forgotten dis programme "E fi eto si omo bi biii.." Hmmmm

"Our war has ended, because war is now with us.." Hmmm

God has now told him again to remove subsidy oooooh... #Gbam#

Oga Egbere, clueless, retardeen, Jolanther (ECRJ) If you dont want Almighty God to devastate ur life and ur family, pls do away with subsidy of thing and face the challenges the mass are confronting now...

Anybody dat say u wont progress in dis year
shall be
deformed like BANCE and d lord shall say MBA
to all
dier evil plots on u... In dier presence shall u
be
crowned the champion and u shall bcum a
VICTOR.. LIKE if you claimed it...!!!