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Maria-Goretti:
ReinC,
keep on spilling dust till I slap that smirk off your face.




#hawk

My darling Maria, where hav yu been?

Miss yu so much here Oooo...

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DutchesSsS: I'm really depressed....I want to end my life, I'm tired of it all...

Why will you say such ??

Wahs the matter babe... A problem shared is a problem solved.....

Spill it out dear.....

Sylvyangel: hhehehhehhe am still a V
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V wat
Chai omo mummy full NL sha.....


NB: Ayam a V too

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linpok: Tough one! Btw,shez nt even my wife,so I'll call her to one syd nd tell her hw much I hav wit me,promisin to com bak som oda tym....abi I resembl Dangote pickin fr ur eye ni!


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Lolsssss.... Me go abandon her ni Oooo

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Justeenaleo: Go to d hospital,do a scan,locate whr d blood u swallowed is,extract it,give it back to d girl nd b free I tell u,tel her dat she cn leave ur blood in her system

Bur yu wucked sha... Mak d gurl dey carry the wahala all alone shey ?

Bur @Op you dull Ooooo..... Is there anytin call 2come sorry 2go again in this world of numerous social media (Baddoo, wechat, twitter, whatsapp bla bla bla) na 2go yu still dey do wiv BB.... Smh for you Ooooo

If I may ask, how old ar yu ??....

Yu better go for deliverance in other to cast out the spirit of dullness from ya body...

linpok: Baba na T jurr

Choose DARE jooorr

Yu hav 30k wiv yu and yu want to impress a lady yu jst met by taking her to a supermarket not knowing the lady is a career killer.. She order for goods worth of 70k and yu r not wiv ur ATM.... Wah will yu do ??....

salsera: @all UK based people

How do guys cope with this tradition of paying for your own meal when you're invited for a bday party at a restaurant

I go soon reject offers oh -person go still buy bday card again

I would make my intention clear to him/her before leaving my house, say guy if yu are nt footing the bill ain't going anywhere..
Par-adventure I go wiv him/her in the long run, as a very badt guy wey I be and naija OT is still in bone n marrow, na those white babes go pay for everytin Ooo... Don't ask hw I go do am Ooo coz for naija here sef em dey pay well well..

NB: I neva leave my papa aos b4 Ooo

linpok: Nice excuse,Btw,,,Orientation ki!! Ur babe iyaff suffer o

Yes Oooo my blooda she don suffer die for that place bur she'll be tru by next week Tuesday by His grace...

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scon-p:
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I dare yu to go to ur daddy's room n tell him yu hav impregnated one gurl (syvlyangel) .. Record ur conversation wiv him n upload it here...#lobatan#

Sylvyangel: lol last 2 weeks has been long? T

When was the last time you gave a guy BJ ??...

salsera: Just noticed this thread - great idea Hello Everyone

Salsera - the name well i chose it when i was in my heady days of learning salsa 2004 or so its seemed a logical name to pick. However I'm loving the bachata style now though I dont dance as much as before
I'm Nigeria, yoruba, looking at learning other languages at least 1 nigerian one and 2 foreign ones. Used to work in IB, Lived and worked in Lagos and I have lived in other places in the world

I'm not married dunno whether i can say i'm searching sef but singlehood don dey tire me ! e be like person dey find husband with torchlight now.

I looooooooooooove travelling would love to travel more but fear of plane nah real wa, don't like drama though(so i dey run from some sections in NL oh)

Met some great people offline from NL years ago whom i'm still friends with but I'm a bit wary now tho cos I almost got scammed on property thread.

I like cooking my own food and I really wish I was spending Dec in Lagos this year

Let me welcome yu in zeb04 voice: I joined d family earlier so I tink am old enuf 2 wlcm u . Ve fun here, cheer....

In my own personal voice nw: You r highly welcome to this crib... Looking forward to know the real you better coz yu sound funny in ya intromimo ... Have fun to the fullest ..

dre11: Hum!!!!
Just dey sit-down look corner dey observe.


Hey!
See stones, make i run commort before one of them hit me

You go nowhere....

**draw yu back and land yu one big knock on ya bald head**


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linpok: Lol! Ok siR..

I want u to upload a pic of u kissin any babe(mind u,it must b U oo)

Badt guy, my present GF is not around joor she's in the Orientation Camp @ Iseyin and there's no gurl around me that I can kiss unless yu go gimme ya sister..

linpok: Am feared by all,so I'v got non for now.

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Truth is boring joor

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linpok: Baba o! Tualeee!!!

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Tell me the worst E-SLAP you received on NL and who gave yu ....

Tgirl4real: Lol

U sound like an interesting guy.

People do say that too bur am just a normal guy that love having my fun anywhere I go coz dulling and boredom were omitted in my dictionary...

zeb04: . @yusphull I joined d family earlier so I tink am old enuf 2 wlcm u . Ve fun here,cheer

LMFAO.... I sight yu dear..

Thanks for welcoming me anyways bur we ar still a newbie here all together...

scon-p:
what's the most ridiculous tin u ve done to please a gal

Is fetching her water to bath coz I don't do such tin at home...

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Sylvyangel: when was the last time u had sex?

Badt gurl bur its been long Ooooo







Last 2 weeks....

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linpok: How mani babes have u bleepd in ur entire life?

Not much coz am still a learner

Just 6.....


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tushwitch: Everyone seem to know someone here..hate being a newbie mehn! *gradually pulling off lastma undies*

Am so lonely here too... You need a company coz am also a newbie here ??....

linpok: Lol! Aint got non for now SiRe...


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scon-p:
i am supposed to be asking u t or d

Wanna cheat yu thou

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Nadia_SA1: Yummy guy!!

6 packs no go kill yu...

pickabeau1: @ ypp my condolences


@yusfull welcome to the funroom

Pop in now and then and gradually you will find here a fun place

Fanx muan.....

scon-p:
i hav answered your question o and now u are asking me a second question.
My age ends wit "teen" wen pronounced

Case closed......

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linpok: T

Name of ur crush (es) on NL ??

Stroll in on a KENTRO level.. My name is very simple, direct and straight forward Yusfull but due to some impostors on NL had to change it to Yusphull and the name is not jst a coincidence..huh its fits me well coz am USEFUL to everybody (this not a bobo Ooo ask my offline fwends)
Am a very free, jovial, caring and loving guy..
Ayam from Oyo State, Ibadan to be precise and I love eating my native food wich is Amala bur my fav food is bread, beans and dodo (I no sabi the English name thou )..
My fav colour is white n black, I love clubbing and am nt a drinker (its sound weird shey).. The only drink that intoxicates me is water coz whenever I drank half of a 50L keg, I normally here my tummy making some stupid sound.. ..
Am still very single n searching bur not seriously searching coz ladies will take you for granted if they knew ur weak points....
So am here to meet new people and make more friends online... Am I WELCOME ??....

#peace#

scon-p:
oops. Wrong question. The answers are no and none. #virgin

Vir wat? Are you kidding me

Bros come abeg if na joke make you stop am... Talk straight jawe..

And if wat yu saying is nothing but the truth that'll lead us to another TRUTH question....

Hw old are yu ??

scon-p:
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Can yu date the last gurl yu have sex with and wen was the last time yu had sex ??...

linpok: Hahahahaha!!!!! I don laf tire...see clown

na game na...

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