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Please what is the average height required in meters

biafraisdead:
them never marry them come dey kiss! na im be say them go don fucck be that na and u know say fucck before marriage is not good. By the way why did u bring their pics to nairaland? abi u want make that other girl wey ur brother break her heart use otumakpo scatter everything using their pictures as a point of contact.

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Is like the girl is even pregnant gaahh.

Let me come and be going sha...

Nice one

Congrats to them

Ibos girls can fine shaaa....

Mumuye tribe, slayers of Fulani...
Mumuye tribe alone is capable of eliminating all the Fulanis in Nigeria...
More if it please

$188 Payoneer funds needed...I’ll pay first
Don’t indicate if you’re scammer

All Moslems are Terroristic in nature and capable of killing

Nawao.
See as Buhari just dey cause hardship on people anyhow

bilulu:
Please house I want to ask is there a certain amount of cash you need to have before planning to settle down? for instance one need to have up-to 500k in his account before thinking of settling down. please I need you input.

500k that cannot even buy food and drinks alone for wedding.

You need to be sure that your annual income is up to 1.2m b4 you can think of settling down and live the life of a poor man. If you want average life, income of 2m annual . Then normal life is 3m annual.
Then to own a car be able to fligh on plane when traveling, you need annual of 5m.

I’m not ready yet even when I earn at least 400k monthly

NwaAmaikpe:



I love your euphemism for yahoo-Yahoo,
"The most sought after computer programmer" who ditched Plant science because he wanted to get rich quick.

With those beards, tattooed arm and your hair, it seems SARS were not completely wrong with their accusations.

Only you, two times this year.
Check yourself man; thousands of young men own and drive decent cars everyday in PH and they don't get harassed.

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Fool like you.
You must be a poor fool.
Poverty must have eaten deep into the marrow of your family and blood.
That’s why you belief every young boy driving exotic car is a yahoo boy.
I’m a freelancer and I earn averagely $2800 monthly on whiteboard animations.
Go and get something doing and stop doubting when rich boys talk.

Your nuisance here is unbecoming on Nairaland and it’s only individuals related to poverty and wretched people like you does that.

From supporting Buhari and APC and defending impunity.
Nonsense.

See as Buhari dey cause people death upandan.
Nawao

Rainmania:
Oh it's a Pele for you sir

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9jaown:
Sent new month message to my babe yesterday and she called back.. yelling, saying some assured somthing.. I was not understanding , had to end the call. Went on IG and that was when I understood what was trending. Nigeria artist that will be sing rubbish confusing this girls and put bois in trouble, same guy that sang Aye, doing the opposite. Don’t know why guys are saying He set the table high!! What table!! Kitchen table or dining table, His just buying things he can get for her and for all those girls wanting to be Choima abi watin.. don’t go Nd get your PVC.

Have my PVC already bro

As the trend for Assurance continues, Davido just got an endorsement offer of 60 million naira for his baby Chioma.

He tweeted:

Just got an endorsement offer for my baby 60 m I told them bring 100m then she might think about it ��

https://mobile.twitter.com/iam_Davido/status/991432301266591746?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Davido Just got a 60 Million endorsement offer for his girlfriend Chioma. Nigerians react.

mpianya39:
Me always minding my business

Nice work.

Can you give me your WhatsApp number.

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Nice

Until they start burning police vehicles and killing all Hausa/Fulani moslems in their state, they will not be heared

Only Fayose is not abusing his own.
He does that before and after elections.
He may not be the best Governor so far but he’s a man of the people.

The current economic problem is too harsh for the poor
There are no thriving business now that poor people can venture into. That some people are doing something and feeding themselves does not mean every other person could be that lucky. If not why can’t everyone be like the likes of Aliko Dangote and Femi Otedola.

While not supporting the criminal act, I blame President Muhammadu Buhari for this theft.

I came across a woman with her baby selling herbal drug in a white plastic container and I over heared her explaining to her customer that she can’t reduce the price for him because the products belongs to her madam who pays her 300 daily for selling 10 products a day. So she can feed her baby.

It got my attention and I asked her how much is the capital to start the business and she said 5000.naira and I asked her why she’s not doing it on her own.

The response made me cry.
She said she have never saved up to 5000 naira.

I had 4K with me there and I asked the woman selling food to borrow me 1k to give her and she did and asked me not to give her back.

The woman now sells her own herbal drugs and anytime I go to eat, the woman selling food always tell me that the woman I helped keep asking of me everyday.

Just because of 5k.

Moral: life is hard in Nigeria. People are suffering, people are dying of hunger everyday.
Buhari is killing people with his old economic policies

Omihanifa:
for a big organization like jumia this is really bad and childish what will it cost them to call him and seek for permission

Don’t mind them

They collude with Herdsmen. They Nigerian Army.

No pity for them sha.

That’s how you’ll place advert for a product and they will deliver another thing.

He Wrote.

Attention @JumiaNigeria, you lifted my image from a photo shoot I did for @tessloconcepts in 2016, cropped-off my head and then proceeded to use it for a commercial advertorial on your platform without approval... I have directed my lawyers to write you. #CopyrightInfringement

MrAJQ:
Must you always show that you're a begot? why can't you at least preserve your bitter hatred to Muslims and Islam till a better day when something related to that is been posted?
The mumu thought Putin and Trumps are Christians

You’re a disgrace to the North. Which one is begot.
You need to go back to Primary school please.

Trump is not just a Christian, he is a Catholic.

I’m still suggesting we hand over Nigeria to our Ibo brothers to run it as a business.

I swear they will not let UK cheat us instead they will cheat Oyibo and bring more development to our country

sirusX:
Thirded!!


and get certificates that Nigerians can testify to

Fourthed.

And also learn to stop blaming Jonathan for his illiteracy

Firgemachar:
Things fall apart...

The center cannot hold

Bubu cannot even hold his appointees

I know I don’t like the ibos and Abaribe for supporting Cownu but I think he’s making some sense.

I’m just confused on how the President and his security appointees are saying different things on the reason for the wanton killings by the Herdsmen.

We need to tell ourselves the truth.
We voted baba to curb the security problem but it’s getting worse.

Between Atiku and Dankwanbo.
Who’s better

darqly:
Atiku is NOT fulani bros, do your research again. I'm not even sure of Kwankwaso as well. He seems to be from the heartland of Kano and Kanawa are not of fulani ethnic stock either.

Atiku is Fulani joor

Don't dare open a Barbing saloon if you're not the one to manage it.
you will regret it. I'm still regretting mine