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Business / Re: Opay Risks Ban As Report Finds Them Guilty Of Offering "Crazy Loans" by zakir007(m): 6:28pm On Jan 21, 2020
Control your ubunja b4 you get STDs
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Have that shitty app on my phone but haven't used it

The only thing on my mind is how to bang one of their agent ( one beautiful slim girl) that talked me into installing that app on my phone

I called her last week she just dey form one kind thing!
But i go call her again on Saturday.
Me must bang that girl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 21st January 2020 by zakir007(m): 6:25pm On Jan 21, 2020
timbaJ:
Anyone who predicts the correct scores for both Sheffield utd vs Man city and Chelsea vs Arsenal will win 50 thousand naira from me. Predictions valid till 6:30 pm.

Tag me with your predictions guys.
Sheffield utd man city - 0-4

Chelsea vs Araenal -2-2
Romance / Re: Should Men Be Forced To Marry Ladies After Impregnating Them? by zakir007(m): 6:18pm On Jan 21, 2020
If he can't keep his ubunja in check, he mist be ready to tcontrol what comes of it

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Career / Re: An Investment Banking Career: A Thread for Questions, Advice & Vacancies by zakir007(m): 10:18am On Jan 21, 2020
Thank you very much for this enlightening response. I'm grateful.
haylegbede1:


To be a good stock investor, an equity research role will help you better than an IB role. In equity research, you get to work in a team of researchers where each researcher covers different companies. By cover I mean, watching the company, creating financial models for the company and making forecasts about their performance, hence giving a buy, sell or hold recommendation. This allows you know the companies that have good value for you to invest in. An IB role on the other hand is more of an advisory role or deal making role where you work on mergers and acquisitions, issuance of capital etc. .that may not necessarily give you the skills of identifying companies or stocks to invest in.

About being able to move to a consulting firm or a big 4, both roles can suffice for that purpose. Having an experience in any of these roles will give you the knowledge and skills needed in a consulting firm in am advisory role.

About the role of the future and which roles may go extinct or which may remain. I must tell you that technology is taking over everything hence if you want to be competitive in finance in the long term you have to be tech savvy. So roles in data analytics, AI among others are the future of finance.
Career / Re: An Investment Banking Career: A Thread for Questions, Advice & Vacancies by zakir007(m): 12:19pm On Jan 19, 2020
haylegbede1:
Hey Nairalanders,

I created this thread so that those who are interested in pursuing a career in investment banking can come together and share ideas and advice which may be helpful in starting and maintaing a succesful career in this field.

Professionals already in this field are also welcomed to this platform.

I am a recent graduate of economics with a great interest in investment banking so i will come around here to drop tips i find relevant.

Thank You all.
Hi. Please what aspect of investment banking makes one a great stock investor? Is it IB or equity research?
Also which of the two exposes one to various companies (allows you to be more diversified as you work on many different projects at once) so he becomes an expert that can easily switch to consulting (in big 4) later in life?
Finally, between corporate finance and other divisions, which is likely to be marketable in the future or become extinct?
Thank you
Career / Re: A Strong Boutique Investment Bank Or Pwc(deal Advisory) For Investment Banking by zakir007(m): 12:18pm On Jan 19, 2020
being:
Excellent decision!! You see while PwC gives an international touch to your CV, reality is you will garner far more experience with a strong Nigerian IB firm like FBN capital or Vetiva. It is much easier for you to join pwc from a stanbic capital than to join stanbic capital from pwc. The second is a career upgrade.
So great decision. Let the 80 hour weeks begin.

Hi. Please what aspect of investment banking makes one a great stock investor? Is it IB or equity research?
Also which of the two exposes one to various companies (allows you to be more diversified as you work on many different projects at once) so he becomes an expert that can easily switch to consulting (in big 4) later in life?
Finally, between corporate finance and other divisions, which is likely to be marketable in the future or become extinct?
Thank you
Investment / Re: Top 10 Best Nig. Investment Banks In This Meltdown Period? by zakir007(m): 11:38am On Jan 19, 2020
Jarus:


Both are OK, but I think Coronation Merchant Bank has slight edge.

Hi. Please what aspect of investment banking makes one a great stock investor? Is it IB or equity research?
Also which of the two exposes one to various companies (allows you to be more diversified as you work on many different projects at once) so he becomes an expert that can easily switch to consulting (in big 4) later in life?
Finally, between corporate finance and other divisions, which is likely to be marketable in the future or become extinct?
Thank you
Career / Re: An Investment Banking Career: A Thread for Questions, Advice & Vacancies by zakir007(m): 1:24pm On Jan 12, 2020
They don't seem to place adverts for vacancies. Why?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Development Bank Of Nigeria Management Trainee Program by zakir007(m): 4:45pm On Jan 10, 2020
handsomeclouds:

I dont trust them. This is surely my last application to any government job. They are all fake
Me too. Anything government in Nigeria is man know man
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Development Bank Of Nigeria Management Trainee Program by zakir007(m): 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2020
imamabi:
Oti clear grin
How much
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is About To Stop Working On Windows And Some Android/ios Phones by zakir007(m): 3:13pm On Jan 02, 2020
GogobiriLalas:
Now they got you hooked on the app, get ready to pay for it; proof positive that altruism is as alien to the Caucasian races as logic is to the black man grin

Hahahahaha so logic is alien to the black race?
You have finished us
Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by zakir007(m): 6:07am On Jan 01, 2020
Education / Re: Apply 2019/2020 PTDF Scholarship In France, Germany And UK by zakir007(m): 5:57am On Dec 29, 2019
Please is there no option to select UK SCHOOLS? AND MUST I UPLOAD A personal statement for MSC
Education / Re: Apply For 2018/2019 PTDF PHD And Msc Overseas Scholarsip At The United Kingdom by zakir007(m): 5:57am On Dec 29, 2019
Please is there no option to select UK SCHOOLS? AND MUST I UPLOAD A personal statement for MSC
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by zakir007(m): 5:55am On Dec 29, 2019
Please is there no option to select UK SCHOOLS? AND MUST I UPLOAD A personal statement for MSC
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 4:26am On Dec 29, 2019
Chaun93:
I say amen too ooo!!!!

But I think base on the 2018 thread, the feedback may extend to January coz the last set were called some times around 1st or 2nd week in Jan. Coz the training school started in Feb and extended till April.

how many of them got to training school
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City (3 - 2) On 26th December 2019 by zakir007(m): 9:46pm On Dec 27, 2019
Culin:


Yes. Either that or you simply cannot read. The person who made that post was asking people who worked in a certain field to help him take an online survey for his project. But you ended up insulting and calling him a scammer.

Then I tried to correct you and you called me stupid and illiterate. With your jagajaga writeup that can give someone headache.

And if you're going to call someone an illiterate you should atleast know the difference between Am and I'm. Also learn how to type properly please, that poo gives me headache.
God have mercy

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Family / Re: Dad Killed 15ft Python Trying To Swallow His Son In Australia(Pics) by zakir007(m): 2:40pm On Dec 27, 2019
missjo:
This is weird. It's not normal for a python to try eating a human, to the extent this one avidly tried to get back at the kid even after his dad had gotten him away from it severally.
Such a weird snake, it would rather eat than make a clean escape.

If this happened in Africa, I would call it voodoo.
snakes prey on small animals and children. It's normal. What is not normal is to prey on an adult human
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Chartered Bank International Graduate Programme 2018 by zakir007(m): 7:32am On Dec 20, 2019
Chukaholic:


No. They just said they'll review it and get back to me. Judging from those that had theirs last year, their response after video interview is usually within a month.
Please will it be possible to do the video interview with my tablet pc
Education / Re: Apply 2019/2020 PTDF Scholarship In France, Germany And UK by zakir007(m): 8:46pm On Dec 16, 2019
Iamfrank:


What rubbish?? I have already done mine n dey hv even given me interview details
I was finally able to go in with the verification and now it's telling me my id doesn't match, id that I did with nimc? So now without NIN I can't apply for ptdf?
Business / Re: First Bank Appoints Ado Yakubu Wanka As Non-Executive Director by zakir007(m): 10:57am On Dec 14, 2019
dionysus7:
this guy as a teen in a British school
He will nearly commit suicide. self-servicer

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Education / Re: Apply 2019/2020 PTDF Scholarship In France, Germany And UK by zakir007(m): 2:14pm On Dec 13, 2019
bibs4all:
Please I need help on how to get past the verifyme after entering the NIN. Thanks

Me too. I can't verify it. It keeps saying rubbish
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 8:33pm On Nov 29, 2019
sameereinstein:

Do you have an idea on the basic things to note about sales in relating to banking since you're already working with them.
Coz I have zero idea on what to prepare on right now.

Haaa. When did I say I'm already working with them
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2019
sameereinstein:

Mine 22nd 7:30am.
Very early I must say for a Sunday event.
But I'll be there in sha Allah
Wow, I just realised Dec 22 is a sunday.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 9:35am On Nov 29, 2019
sameereinstein:
Received my invite for AC yesterday (Abuja)

Femanuel:
Received my success mail yesterday and has been invited to the assessment center (Abuja).

JonTopps:
Same here

Are you all for 22 December?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 7:02pm On Nov 28, 2019
Ambi23:
Is it safe to assume those from Abuja are yet to be contacted for the AC, hence, should keep their hopes alive?
I just got my mail today for AC in abuja so guys check your mails or be patient. They have started sending for abuja

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 10:54pm On Nov 26, 2019
TGM2015:

Since 2016 or so, the bank has been taking not more than 40 new management trainees.
OK Thanks
Romance / Re: Not All Women Want Your Money… by zakir007(m): 5:11pm On Nov 26, 2019
Is her name zul
Kingsteve:
Truth is...
such women are very rare to come across, especially in a place like Naija.
They're mostly rich kids, daughters of wealthy parents.

I know of one that can buy herself anything she desires in this world...yes!
She owns a top notch restaurant in Abuja
She drives a 2015 Benz C400
She's a globetrotter!
She's in her early 30's
She's Fulani and of course she's so cute and pretty.

But the only thing missing in her life is true love and someone to settle down with.
So I asked her one time...
Can she marry an average guy, someone who earns less than her?
She said she wouldn't mind, and as long as the guy understands her.

So you see...
For one to find a woman that doesn't really care about a man's money in Naija, is like a camel going through the eye of a needle.

They exist though...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 4:36pm On Nov 26, 2019
TGM2015:

Managing the bank’s brand (reputation and perceptions) through social and academic events.
Anyway you must be sound in phonetics and (business) communication skills. I mean you should be able to speak like Americans/British guys, good command of English in terms of Speaking and writing.
Please how many people do you think they will pick
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 4:34pm On Nov 26, 2019
stephenoshadumi:
has any one been contacted in Abuja?
KINDLY RESPOND SO I CAN KNOW MY FATE
No one.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by zakir007(m): 11:27pm On Nov 24, 2019
Adehwale:

Y'all should just try and contact customer support and ask questions, it would save you the stress of false expectations. Called them this morning and was told it's NOT in batches. If you didn't get the mail, that means you didn't make it to the next stage of the recruitment process.

It's time to move on to some other things.
Now you see? People are still receiving mail.

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Business / Re: Allen Onyema: U.S. Seizes $14 Million In Bank Accounts Linked To Air Peace Boss by zakir007(m): 5:25pm On Nov 23, 2019
agarawu23:
they didnt tag dangote, otedola and co fraudster. If US shoot a shot, they know what they are up to.
Apt!
He should go and clear his name and if he is innocent, he should also sue them

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